Jiangmen Tianjiao: Reborn with funny ancestors

That night, there were several dishes made from pig brains on the Chu family's dining table.

Charcoal grilled pig brains, braised pig brains, stir-fried pig brains...

The second master Chu Ye, who had arrived belatedly, saw this posture and couldn't help asking: "Is our family enmity with the pigs?"

Mrs. Chu looked at Chu Ye seriously, pointed at the cup of stewed pig brains in front of him and said:

"Second brother, drink the cup of soup in front of you first before talking to me. I'm afraid I'll be swayed by your stupidity."

Chu Ye didn't know what happened at home today, so he sat down awkwardly, thinking that he had done something wrong before and annoyed Mrs. Chu.

He was always filial. After sitting down, he picked up the soup cup and drank the pig brain soup in a few mouthfuls.

All the Chu family members were dining at Mrs. Chu's place today, and there was no distinction between men and women. There was a large table full of people.

Chu Tianjiao, the instigator, sat at the bottom with his head lowered, secretly trying to reduce his presence as much as possible and not daring to say a word.

Mrs. Chu pointed to the soup cups in front of the others and ordered: "Drink. Everyone must finish the pig brain soup in front of them."

To be honest, those who like this pig brain stew may really like it, but those who don’t like it may not be able to stand the soft texture.

Chu Tianjiao's cousin, Chu Yun'er, the daughter-in-law of his second wife, was originally a bit picky about food, and she would never eat pig brains.

Chu Yun'er is 13 years old this year. Although she is not as favored as Chu Tianjiao, she is still used to acting coquettishly in front of Mrs. Chu on weekdays.

She pushed the cup of stewed pig brains away in disgust, pouted, and complained to Mrs. Chu: "Grandma, if Yun'er doesn't like eating this pig brain, I won't eat it, right?"

On normal days, Mrs. Chu would definitely not care about it, and might even say dotingly: "My granddaughter can eat whatever she likes."

But today, Mrs. Chu was stimulated by the dream Chu Tianjiao told.

She is determined to improve the average IQ level of the Chu family, and firmly believes that the first step is to use brains to supplement brains.

"Who allowed you to be special? Your brain was created by your idiot father and your mother's idiot. Don't you know how good it can be? If you don't take some pig brain to supplement it, you want to be stupid. Die?"

Chu Yuner is indeed not very smart.

Just like Chu Tianjiao, their sisters have all fallen asleep in front of books since they were young.

But originally the Chu family was good at martial arts, and they were all girls, so no one ever scolded Chu Yun'er for being stupid in person.

Today, Chu Yun'er was scolded as stupid in front of her face by her doting grandmother, and Chu Yun'er cried immediately.

"Grandma, you bully people, wuwuwu..."

Chu Ye, who was accused of being called a fool, looked confused.

He always thought that he was the smartest person in the Chu family after his mother and eldest brother. How could he become a fool?

Xue couldn't stand being scolded as a brainless person.

She blushed and wanted to protest, but she didn't dare to talk back to Mrs. Chu. She only dared to stamp her feet under the table and shouted in a long voice: "Mother..."

When Mrs. Chu thought that Chu Tianjiao said that Mr. Xue left the children and remarried after Chu Ye's death, she became furious and said to Mr. Xue with a straight face:

"Don't call me mother!"

"Mr.

This was the first time Mrs. Chu spoke so harshly to Mrs. Xue after she married into the Chu family. Mrs. Xue was so frightened that she quickly knelt down.

"Mom, what did my daughter-in-law do wrong? Just teach me. Why do you punish me for copying books?"

Mrs. Chu was very angry with Mr. Xue at this time.

Regardless of whether she did the warm jade pillow intentionally or not, Mrs. Xue cannot escape responsibility.

Mrs. Chu could still resist and only took away her housekeeper's rights and punished her to copy books. This was already a way to suppress her temper.

Looking at his mother's face, Chu Ye guessed that Mrs. Xue must have done something to offend Mrs. Chu, and secretly sighed.

More than ten years ago, when Chu Ye was still a young man, he went to Anguo Temple to play chess with Monk Miaoyin.I accidentally bumped into Mr. Xue who was changing clothes in the wing room.

Because of damaging Xue's reputation, Chu Ye had no choice but to marry Xue.

After more than ten years of getting along, Chu Ye already knew that it was Xue's plan.

But seeing that Mrs. Xue gave birth to a son and a daughter for him, Chu Ye settled down and lived a good life with Mrs. Xue.

It's just that this Xue family often has some little thoughts, which Chu Ye can't stand.

He didn't know what Mr. Xue had done today, but seeing Mrs. Chu's anger, it was definitely something serious.

Seeing Mrs. Xue being punished, Chu Yun'er didn't dare to make trouble anymore.

Everyone else was as quiet as quails. Mrs. Chu gave an order and all of them ate the stewed pig brain in front of her.

Mrs. Chu showed a satisfied smile when she saw her children and grandchildren obeying orders and prohibitions.

With a wave of her hand, the soup cup was taken away, and Grandma Li and the girls shared the charcoal-roasted pig brains with everyone.

During this meal, except Mrs. Chu herself, all the sons and daughters-in-law of the Chu family were fed pig brains.

After finishing the meal, the family obediently returned to the main hall to listen to the lecture.

Mrs. Chu said: "From today on, you will come to my place for dinner every night. I want to watch you replenish your brain."

The whole family looked at each other. They just had to eat the pig brains once. Did Mrs. Chu mean to supervise their every meal?

The third master, Chu Sheng, gave up the job first. He walked up to Mrs. Chu with a grimace, knelt down and beat Mrs. Chu's legs, and licked his face to please him: "Mom, you have always praised me as smarter than the eldest and second brothers since I was a child. , I won’t need it, right?”

Madam Chu thought that Chu Tianjiao said that in the dream, Chu Sheng was wronged and died, and she felt very sad.

Mrs. Chu hardened her heart, slapped Chu Sheng's hand, and shouted: "You are a little smart, but not very wise. In addition to supplementing your brain, you will study with your nephews and nieces from tomorrow."

After speaking, Mrs. Chu asked the maid to bring a box of books and distribute them to her children and grandchildren.

"I have carefully selected these books. From tomorrow on, each of you must read them."

"Every day at dinner, I will ask you about your progress. If you are behind, you will eat pig brains for me."

None of the Chu family likes to read.

Suddenly, people in the room started crying and howling, and protested one after another.

"I ask you to study, not to test your merits, but to make you wise and sensible. Especially those history books and art of war, they must be memorized by me."

No matter how much the juniors protested, they could not shake Mrs. Chu's decision to improve the IQ level of the Chu family.

In the end, the juniors all had to receive their own books and resigned in frustration.

The second masters, Chu Ye and Chu Tianjiao, were left behind.

When he heard that Mrs. Chu had been poisoned by the cold poison of ten thousand years of ice jade, Chu Ye became furious and understood why Mrs. Chu wanted to punish Xue today.

"When my mother was about to celebrate her fiftieth birthday, I told Mrs. Xue and asked her to help me find a rare object to honor my mother. Ms. Xue said that she bought the warm jade pillow at Qizhen Pavilion for 1 taels of silver. .”

"1 million taels?"

Seeing the disbelieving expressions of Mrs. Chu and Chu Tianjiao, Chu Ye looked a little uncomfortable: "This 1 tael of silver notes was given to Mr. Xue by my son."

Madam Chu asked: "Where did you get so much money? Are you greedy?"

Chu Ye repeatedly waved his hands to deny: "Mother, my son has kept in mind the family motto and will definitely not dare to be greedy. These 1 taels were earned by the son himself."

The Chu family is not divided now. Logically speaking, all the money earned by Chu Ye and his four brothers should be returned to the public for unified distribution.

That's why Chu Ye felt a little uncomfortable.

But in fact, the government's expenses are supported by the government's industry. The four brothers usually just hand over their salaries to the government.

Mrs. Chu had no time to pursue these minutiae at this time, so she told Chu Ye to explore Xue's story when he went back, and not to tell Xue the truth for the time being.

"You should also send someone to check this Qizhen Pavilion and find out who is behind it."

Chu Ye nodded in agreement, and then said worriedly: "The fire turtle that Dr. Wang mentioned, should I send a message to the eldest brother and the fourth brother, and ask them to help look for it too?"

Mrs. Chu shook her head: "Don't tell them, so as not to distract them."

Marquis Li Yang and Chu Tianjiao's fourth uncle are now fighting on the border, and Mrs. Chu doesn't want to affect their mood.

"It's best to search for this fire turtle in private. If you really can't find it, think of other ways."

"The person behind Nuan Jade Pillow has not been found yet, so we need to be extra careful in everything."

"I am an old woman who has lived to know her fate. I really want to see who wants my life!"

Chu Tianjiao wanted to stay with Mrs. Chu, but Mrs. Chu drove her back to the courtyard.

She was upset and sat on the swing in the courtyard in a daze.

A sneaky figure slipped along the wall and out of the courtyard. Chu Tianjiao glanced at it and shouted: "Sangpai, come here!"