Jiangmen Tianjiao: Reborn with funny ancestors

Chu Tianjiao rushed into the wing room and immediately retreated due to the foul smell.

Lu Dingfeng was not much better than her. He only went in for one look and then came out.

Chu Tianjiao stood at the door and took two deep breaths of fresh air, then turned around and asked Old Man Ge:

"Your grandson, isn't it because he's pulled on you?"

Old Man Ge opened the door curtain and entered the house, and slapped Ge Sandan on the kang, "You son of a bitch, I told you, if you want to pull, just call someone, and you pull it again, do you want to stink me to death?"

Ge Sandan's aggrieved voice came from inside the house: "I just shouted, you damn old man, you don't know where you went."

Old man Ge despised Ge Sandan's rottenness while cleaning it up for him.

After a while, he walked out of the room holding a rope. On the other end of the rope, Ge Sandan was tied.

Ge Sandan's mouth was still stuffed with a piece of cloth. When he saw Chu Tianjiao and two others looking at him like monkeys, his pride seemed to be hurt, he looked sulky, glared at them fiercely, and looked away arrogantly. Headed.

Although his body was tied up and exuding a stench, Ge Sandan still straightened his back and took steps as fast as he could, trying to make himself look more majestic.

Chu Tianjiao and Lu Dingfeng hurriedly got out of the way. Lu Dingfeng said quietly to Chu Tianjiao: "I really want to beat him!"

Chu Tianjiao responded: "I really want to be beaten."

Old Man Ge didn't know what the two people were whispering, so he apologized to Chu Tianjiao:

"I have stained the eyes of the eldest lady. I want to take my grandson to the toilet and ask the eldest lady to wait in front."

Chu Tianjiao really couldn't stand the stench emanating from Ge Sandan's body. He covered his nose and backed away, saying:

"Please Mr. Ge, please clean up your grandson. I will ask him something later."

Old Man Ge was stunned for a moment: "He is an evil man who talks like crazy. What can the eldest lady have to say to him?"

Chu Tianjiao said: "Don't worry, maybe I can help you cure your grandson's disease."

After saying that, Chu Tianjiao and Lu Dingfeng retreated to the back room.

This is where coal is stacked, and in front of it is the blacksmithing hall. There is no one there now.

"Did you see it? Which one is it?" Chu Tianjiao asked Lu Dingfeng quietly.

Lu Dingfeng grinned and said with disdain: "Who else can be so brainless except that bastard who belched his butt three years after taking the throne?"

The two looked at each other and sighed together: "Hey, why is he the one who comes back? It's useless and will only cause trouble."

Chu Tianjiao asked: "Then we should save him?"

Lu Dingfeng thought for a while and said: "No matter how stupid he is, he is still my grandson. If he stays outside and is really burned, I..."

Chu Tianjiao understood what he meant and wanted to save him.

According to Chu Tianjiao's guess, the person reborn in Ge Sandan's body must be the deceased Emperor Wuzong, Chu Qingyan's husband and the current emperor's grandfather.

Emperor Wu Zong, Lu Chengji, was the eldest son and grandson of Lu Dingfeng. Lu Dingfeng was still alive when he was in his infancy, so he still had some affection for his grandson.

If it were other descendants whom he had never met during his lifetime, Lu Dingfeng would not bother to care about them. But for this, if he really wanted to be burned to death, Lu Dingfeng still couldn't bear it.

Speaking of which, Emperor Wuzong Lu Chengji was probably the most tragic emperor of the Lu family.

His father, Emperor Taizong, lived a long life. He was not established as the prince until he was a teenager, and then he was the prince for more than [-] years.

When he was the prince, because his father was so wise and powerful, he completely crushed him in terms of IQ, which made him, the prince, particularly stupid.

In order to reflect his own value, Lu Chengji found a new way and was keen on practicing martial arts and leading troops.

Lu Chengji became a disciple of the then Marquis of Liyang, and spent all day in the Marquis of Liyang's Mansion, learning martial arts from the Marquis of Liyang of that generation, and determined to become a general who could go into battle to kill the enemy.

Lu Chengji married Chu Qingyan, a young lady from the Liyang Hou Mansion. He felt that his father-in-law would educate him and he would not hide his secrets.

He originally thought he would marry a like-minded princess.

Who would have thought that this Chu Qingyan was an alien from Liyanghou Mansion, he hated martial arts and loved literature.

The couple were completely opposite to each other and couldn't get along at all. They were very disappointed with each other.

Although Lu Chengji wanted to be a general, he was a prince. How could Emperor Taizong really let him lead the army in battle?

Emperor Taizong asked Marquis Liyang to play with him like a child, but never let him go to the battlefield.

Lu Chengji often hangs out in the military camp. He has the habits of a soldier and a ruffian, and he also has the reputation of being a military supervisor, which is enough to satisfy his addiction.

When there is a war, the Li Yanghou of that generation will fight how he wants.

Lu Chengji, the supervisor of the army, was always sent to the rear to allocate military supplies and escort the transportation of grain and grass.

But Lu Chengji himself did not feel that he was useless. He believed that every battle won by Li Yanghou of that generation was because of his effective strategizing.

When Lu Chengji finally defeated his father, Emperor Taizong, and ascended the throne as emperor, he let loose and went on a personal expedition.

In order to highlight his military talents, he also deliberately left the Li Yanghou of that generation behind.

The results are predictable.

In that battle, Li Guo was defeated, and Lu Chengji himself was injured by a stray arrow. After returning to Beijing, he survived for more than a year and then died of illness.

If it weren't for Chu Qingyan who listened behind the curtain, Li Guo might have been cannibalized by the other five countries at that time.

Calling Lu Chengji stupid is not entirely true. He also knew that he could rely on the Liyang Marquis Mansion to secure his position as the crown prince.

Call him not stupid, but he thinks very highly of himself. He has the aura of being the best in the world. He likes to do everything by himself and take the lead.

In short, when he was hanging in the Ancestral Temple, he was a fool who was spurned by all his ancestors.

Especially Chu Qingyan, the empress dowager Jingci, who carried the country and the country for him, raised his bastard son, worked hard for half his life, and felt the most resentful in her heart.

After entering the Ancestral Temple, Chu Qingyan made sarcastic remarks to Lu Chengji every day.

The couple bickered and quarreled with each other, which became one of the daily entertainment items in the Ancestral Temple.

After Old Man Ge had packed up Ge Sandan and moved to a cleaner room, he came to invite Chu Tianjiao.

Seeing that Ge Sandan was still tied to the bedside, Chu Tianjiao signaled Old Man Ge to loosen his ties.

Old Man Ge was puzzled: "I don't know where this kid learned some moves. Once he is loosened, I'm afraid it won't be easy to tie him up again."

Chu Tianjiao saw that Ge Sandan's clothes were all wet. It was obvious that Old Man Ge was afraid that Ge Sandan would resist if he was loosened, so he didn't even change his clothes and just showered him with water.

"Mr. Ge, you go out first. I'll have a chat with him and see how I can cure his problem."

Old Man Ge didn't believe that Chu Tianjiao was that capable, but seeing her firm tone and thinking of treating a dead horse as a living horse, he repeatedly warned not to let go, and then walked out of the room.

Chu Tianjiao looked back at the door and motioned to Old Man Ge to go further away.

Old Man Ge looked back frequently with great worry, and finally left the backyard.

Only then did Chu Tianjiao let go of the cloth in Ge Sandan's mouth.

"Let me go, you unscrupulous people, if you tie me up like this, do you still have the law?"

Lu Dingfeng stepped forward and slapped Ge Sandan on the forehead:

"Damn it, your grandpa and I have become like a little girl. You brat, you still don't know how to judge the situation? Why do I have such a bastard like you?"

Ge Sandan was beaten and was a little confused.

Although Lu Dingfeng changed into men's clothing like Chu Tianjiao, his voice was that of a girl when he spoke.

Looking at her red lips and white teeth, she looks like a pretty little girl.

Ge Sandan recognized him as a woman at a glance.

Looking at the cardamom girl in front of him who claimed to be Grandpa Taizu, Ge Sandan said suspiciously: "Girl, are you sick?"

Lu Dingfeng was furious and shouted: "Lu Chengji, I gave your name to you. I'm not sick, but you are the one who is!"

Lu Chengji became quiet and rolled his eyes, looking like he was thinking. He didn't look like a fool at all.

Then, I heard him say: "Hey, I know, you must be the actor invited by Old Man Ge. I told him before that I was Emperor Wuzong, but he didn't believe it. He didn't expect that you would dare to use my name to fool him. Me. This damn old man must be holding back something bad and wants to torture me."

Lu Dingfeng was so angry that he almost vomited blood and spat: "I really wonder if your father was cuckolded to give birth to a fool like you.

You act stupid when you should be smart, and pretend to be smart when you should be stupid.

I, Li Guo's country, was destroyed at the hands of unscrupulous descendants like you. "

Chu Tianjiao was excited at the side and turned to Lu Dingfeng: "Grandpa Taizu, don't tell me, your Lu family really hasn't had any smart emperors since Emperor Taizong."

Lu Dingfeng was startled, and he couldn't help but feel a little sad when he thought that he and his son were both extremely smart people, but their descendants were not as good as the previous ones.

However, Lu Dingfeng didn't think it was true that Lu Chengji was not Taizong's biological son.

His son was very seductive and unlikely to be cuckolded.

The two people in front of them actually discussed the purity of their bloodline carelessly. Lu Chengji was a little angry at first, but then he realized that his tone really sounded a bit like his grandfather.

"who are you?"

Hearing that Lu Chengji finally spoke more normally, Lu Dingfeng said: "I am your imperial grandfather Lu Dingfeng. The Ancestral Temple was burned down, and I came back before you and devoted myself to this girl."

After hearing the news that the Ancestral Temple was burned down, Lu Chengji finally believed that the person in front of him was his imperial grandfather.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Grandfather, why did you become a woman? Then should I call you Grandfather or Grandmother?"

Lu Dingfeng rolled his eyes. Damn it, this turtle grandson can never grasp the point.

Is it time to discuss titles?

"Shut up, if you dare to say the word "I" again, I will beat you to death!"

Everyone is an emperor, but the one in front of him is still the founding emperor. Lu Chengji has no confidence and no longer dares to act like an emperor.