Jiangmen Tianjiao: Reborn with funny ancestors

It has been three years since Chu Tianjiao was hung on the wall.

Only a fool would become the queen if he knew that his soul would be imprisoned in this royal temple after death!

It has been six generations since the founding of the country.

There are more than a dozen portraits hanging on this wall of the Ancestral Temple.

"Life is like a dream, but all is gone in the blink of an eye..."

The Empress Dowager Jingci who hung above Chu Tianjiao's head was a literary young woman during her lifetime, and she started chanting every day again.

"Daughter-in-law, my father will tell you about the time when your grandfather and I went straight to Huanglong, fought to the capital of Dongyi Kingdom, and captured the Emperor of Dongyi alive..."

Emperor Chengzong didn't like hearing these soft tunes the most, so he interrupted and wanted to tell Chu Tianjiao a story.

"Father, you have said this eighteen times."

Chu Tianjiao complained in his heart: That was my grandfather's record. You were not yet on the throne at that time, but you just participated in escorting grain and grass. Who are you fooling?

"You bastard, shut up!

I have passed down the good work of Guo Zuo to you, but you have caused chaos everywhere, and you still have the nerve to brag?

Granddaughter-in-law, let me tell you about the time when your grandfather and I were working together on the streets..."

Further above, Emperor Gaozong's voice came.

Chu Tianjiao felt his head start to buzz.

More than a dozen elders and ancestors were all on top of her, and they started arguing again inexplicably.

These ancestors, like her, have their souls imprisoned in their respective portraits.

There is nothing to do every day, and everyone's only entertainment is chatting, grinding teeth and spanking.

If the people in the world knew that the emperor and queen of Li Kingdom behaved like this after their death, no one would rebel.

Chu Tianjiao was driven crazy by the noise, covering his ears and shouting:

"Ah! What idiot came up with this stinky rule to imprison us here and be worshiped by future generations after our death?"

The portrait on top shook three times and made a slight coughing sound.

"You unfilial descendants, don't think that I don't know that you are scolding me in your heart."

Li Taizu Lu Dingfeng was the founding emperor of Li State and has been hung on the wall for 200 years.

Speaking of this, he still couldn't help crying tears of bitterness for himself.

"I was also plotted against. If I could get out and chase him into the eighteenth level of hell, I would also eat that man alive!"

The deserted main hall of the Imperial Ancestral Temple was quiet for half a quarter of an hour.

Chu Tianjiao stood upright in the two-foot square space, twisted his neck in frustration, and took the lead in scolding: "Silly!"

Suddenly, these ancestors no longer cared about who was whose father or whose grandson, and they all started shouting and cursing.

Without him, it would be so boring!

The door of the palace was pushed open, and several palace maids and eunuchs filed in, changing the incense candles and sacrifices on the altar without saying a word.

All the ancestors fell silent.

Chu Tianjiao stared at the tributes on the altar and subconsciously made a swallowing motion.

so hungry!

You can see it, but you can't eat it!

The daily worship service in this Ancestral Temple is simply a kind of torture.

Chu Tianjiao recalled that she was also so hungry during the battle with the Xirong people in the border town three years ago.

At that time, she and the Chu family army had been besieged by the Xirong people for three months. The food and grass in the city were exhausted, and even the horses were killed to serve as military rations.

In the early morning of the day when the city was destroyed, Chu Tianjiao's personal maid Qingluan brought a bowl of broth.

"I'm not hungry. You can take it and share it with the soldiers."

"Mother, you haven't eaten rice for three days, how can you not be hungry?"

Chu Tianjiao didn't dare to look at Qingluan, fearing that if his eyes touched the bowl of broth, he would be tempted to grab the bowl and drink it.

"Where did this broth come from?"

The city had been without food for half a month, and even the horses were killed to make military rations. Chu Tianjiao knew that this bowl of broth must be hard-earned.

"The Huotou Army found a hidden war horse..."

Qingluan's eyes averted, and the hand holding the broth was trembling, but Chu Tianjiao didn't notice it at the time.

"Mother, the Xirong people will definitely attack the city tonight. You must conserve your strength and eat some."

Under Qingluan's persuasion, Chu Tianjiao finally took the bowl of broth.

Chu Tianjiao took a sip, and she, who had lived in fine clothes since she was a child, actually felt that this horse meat soup without much oil was comparable to fine wine.

One mouthful, two mouthfuls, and by the third mouthful, the bowl in Chu Tianjiao's hand fell to the ground. She pinched her throat and retched.

An empty stomach with nothing to spit out.

"Qingluan, tell me, what kind of meat is this?"

Qingluan's skinny body trembled and knelt down, his forehead hitting the ground continuously, kowtowing and crying loudly.

It's not like Chu Tianjiao didn't know that cannibalism has appeared in the city these days.

Some old, weak, sick and disabled soldiers would even walk up to the gang leaders themselves, willing to use their own flesh and blood in exchange for the vitality of their young and strong comrades.

When the Xirong people invaded the country, Chu Tianjiao, the queen of Liyang Kingdom, went to war on behalf of her younger brother to protect the last bloodline of her mother's family.

After three months of fighting with the Xirong people, out of the 5000 Chu family troops that Chu Tianjiao brought with him when he went on an expedition, there were now less than [-] left.

However, the promised food and reinforcements have not yet arrived.

That night, the Xirong people indeed attacked at night.

When the city was broken, Chu Tianjiao held the "Crow Sword" in his hand, covered in blood, and still mechanically slashed at the enemy's flesh and blood.

Behind her, Qingluan's body lay.

When there were less than a hundred Chu family troops left at the top of the city, a banner came belatedly.

"Reinforcement..."

Although he was already exhausted, Chu Tianjiao raised the corners of his lips with joy after seeing this flag that symbolized the Liyang Kingdom.

"kill!"

She finally lived up to the Chu family's mission of loyally serving the country and finally defended the border town.

Half a month later, Chu Tianjiao returned to the capital of Liyang Kingdom with scars all over his body.

When he entered the city, he was greeted by cheers from the people in the city.

"Long live the Queen!"

"The Queen is a woman who is not inferior to men!"

……

The Ministry of Rites arranged for Feng Hu to sit down, but Chu Tianjiao did not sit down.

She was dressed in military uniform, riding on a white horse, with a heroic appearance, waving to the people on the street.

Back in the palace, when Chu Tianjiao was taking off his armor, his ears were still listening to the movements outside the palace.

Except for the breathing and footsteps of the eunuchs and maids, there was no sound that she wanted to wait for.

"Hongye, did your Majesty say when he would come over?"

The palace maid Hongye beside her looked panicked and knelt down.

"Your Majesty, Concubine Lan has just been diagnosed with pregnancy today. Your Majesty has gone to Orchid Palace."

Chu Tianjiao frowned, "She's pregnant again? She can give birth."

Chu Tianjiao has been married to the current sage Lu Zhaoling for twelve years and has never been pregnant. However, Concubine Lan Ye Tinglan entered the family later than her, but this is already her fifth child.

It wasn't until dinner time that Lu Zhaoling appeared in Kunyang Palace, followed by Ye Tinglan.

"Queen, thank you for your hard work!"

Lu Zhaoling's eyes only stayed on Chu Tianjiao's face for three seconds, and he gave a perfunctory greeting.

Ye Tinglan on the side was smiling and bowed slightly to Chu Tianjiao.

"Congratulations to my sister on her triumphant return! I was supposed to kowtow to my sister, but I just became pregnant. Your Majesty felt sorry for me and spared me from kneeling down..."

Here it comes again, every time this woman is pregnant, she will run up to her and show off.Chu Tianjiao rolled his eyes and said sarcastically:

"What's so strange about giving birth to children? There are so many women in the world who can give birth to children. If you give birth to a pig, it can also improve the food in the army. That's strange."

As soon as Chu Tianjiao finished speaking, Lu Zhaoling turned dark and spat in disgust: "It's vulgar!"

Chu Tianjiao looked directly at Lu Zhaoling, his heart falling to the bottom.

She held her head high, straightened her waist, and asked aggressively:

"Excuse me, Your Majesty, why did you not send reinforcements to support the border town as promised?"

Lu Zhaoling's eyes wandered, his face was gloomy, and he scolded: "You were born in a martial arts family. Don't you know that accidents happen frequently due to the deployment of the army? Are you questioning me?"

Chu Tianjiao suppressed the doubt in his heart and replied calmly: "I don't dare."

Over the years, her Chu family's sons have died in battles one after another, and now she only has one younger brother left. Logically speaking, Lu Zhaoling should no longer be afraid of the Chu family's military power.

This time, almost all the [-] Chu family troops he brought out were lost.

The remaining Chu family troops no longer pose a threat to Lu Zhaoling's imperial power.

Chu Tianjiao suspected that the delay in the arrival of reinforcements was due to Lu Zhaoling's instructions.

Lu Zhaoling was no longer the fourth prince who had rubbed shoulders with her before he ascended the throne.

The emperor's heart, the needle of the seabed.

Chu Tianjiao's reception banquet was supposed to be attended by the emperor and empress, but Ye Tinglan seemed to stay without even a glance.

Sitting in the magnificent palace, facing 49 dishes of delicacies, Chu Tianjiao found it difficult to swallow.

Ye Tinglan was served by the palace maid. As soon as she picked up a chopstick, she started retching.

Lu Zhaoling asked anxiously: "Lan'er, but these dishes are not to your liking?"

Ye Tinglan covered her mouth with a handkerchief and frowned in disgust, "I can't smell fish..."

Chu Tianjiao loves to eat fish. Today, steamed anchovies were served in the imperial dining room. Just when Chu Tianjiao was about to take a bite, Lu Zhaoling hurriedly ordered everyone to leave.

Chu Tianjiao watched the two of them spreading their dog food without any scruples in front of her, and she couldn't help but feel sad. She thought of how Lu Zhaoling went to the Chu family to ask for marriage when he was still the fourth prince, and swore to heaven that "we will be together for the rest of our lives." She just felt like a god Big joke.

Chu Tianjiao was the eldest granddaughter of Liyang Houfu. The Chu family was in charge of half of the military power of the Li Kingdom at that time. Lu Zhaoling was able to stand out among the princes because of the support of the Chu family.

After Lu Zhaoling ascended the throne, men from the Chu family died in battles one after another, and military power was repeatedly weakened. What else does Chu Tianjiao not understand now?

She just had to deal with Lu Zhaoling carefully for the sake of her younger brother and the remaining women and children.

She was fighting bloody battles in the front and had no food to eat, but the two of them were arrogant and luxurious in the back, making love to each other.

Chu Tianjiao felt sick and covered his heart.

"Sister, is this just trying to imitate Dong Shi?" Lan Fei chuckled and said sarcastically.

Who doesn't know that Chu Tianjiao has already been diagnosed as lifelong infertile by the imperial physician.

Lu Zhaoling also looked at Chu Tianjiao suspiciously.

Chu Tianjiao was infertile, Lu Zhaoling was sure of this.

Chu Tianjiao took a sip of tea, looked provocatively at the two people enjoying happiness in the imperial city, and narrated in a calm tone:

"I just thought of the soldiers who were starving to death at the front. They had no food and grass, and even their horses were eaten. Can't you guess what people will eat if they want to survive?"

Lu Zhaoling and Ye Tinglan both thought of the answer.

Looking at the chicken feet that Ye Tinglan had just tasted and discarded, Chu Tianjiao said with a solemn face: "Those old, weak, sick and disabled people who volunteered for broth will not have more meat on their bodies than these chicken feet when they die..."

Lu Zhaoling and Ye Tinglan retched at the same time and ran away.