Naruto: Become Uchiha Madara’s mobile health pack

He almost spit out the sip of water he took into his mouth. Tobirama frowned and looked at the aggrieved Hashirama, unable to digest every word he said for a while.

"Brother, what on earth are you talking about?"

"I'm not lying to you, that pervert actually treated me, treated me..." Even though Hashirama has a carefree personality, it is still difficult for him to tell what the pervert did to him last night.

However, if he didn't talk to someone about this matter, he would choke to death.

It's too hard to say but still say it or hold it in to death, of course he won't choose to hold it in to death.

"That pervert...he took off my pants!"

"Pfft--" After all, the saliva failed to fulfill its mission of quenching thirst, and every last drop spurted out, which accidentally hit Hashirama's face.

Such a rough scene left both brothers speechless. Tobirama was the first to react, pulling out a towel and throwing it at Hashirama's face.

He very doubted the authenticity of what Hashirama said, "Are you sure you weren't dreaming after drinking too much? We Senju have never heard of such a pervert. Besides..."

Tobirama looked up and down at Hashirama who was wiping his face, "You have to be someone with such taste to take off your pants..."

"What I said is true!" Hashirama was almost crying. Originally, this incident was very unbelievable and unbelievable, but now that he told his brother, he didn't believe him at all.

Not only that, what's going on with this look? Why does it seem like he's questioning his charm?

Ah, being noticed by a pervert is not something worth showing off. It's better to be unattractive at this time.

Tobirama asked him patiently, "Okay, let's just treat it as true. Then he takes off his clothes...then what did he do next? Brother, you won't...be forced into a bow by the opponent's overlord, right?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Hashirama slapped Tobirama's head mercilessly.

"What were you thinking? Of course he couldn't have done anything. I was drunk and not dead. I would have resisted. I beat him up."

At this time, rubbing the top of his head, Tobirama was more worried about the pervert who was beaten, and he was afraid that it was more likely to end in danger.

"In that case, and you were not harmed, let's let this matter pass. Where is the guy's body?"

"Corpse?" Hashirama was puzzled, "Where did the corpse come from?"

Tobirama frowned, "When you encounter such a pervert, do you just beat him up and let him go?"

Tobirama asked this question, and Hashirama scratched the back of his head in embarrassment and said hesitantly: "Well... I originally wanted to capture him alive, but that guy is quite resistant to beating. If he can't beat him, he will use his mouth, my thigh. He took a big bite out of all the meat on it."

real or fake?

Hashirama usually speaks with so much flair that Tobirama has to instinctively distinguish the truth from the lies when listening to his words.

"If it's the eldest brother, he won't let go easily even if someone bites off a piece of meat, right?"

The look on Hashirama's face became even more embarrassing. After lowering his voice again, he said unwillingly: "If he can't beat me, he will run away. I also want to chase him, but my pants are in his hands. I can't be naked." Can you use your legs to chase after me?"

Uh……

Under the moonlight, the big brother with two bare legs chases a pervert. This scene is extremely disgusting just thinking about it.

"Then what does he look like? Tell me what he looks like. I must find him."

Allowing a pervert to stay in the clan is equivalent to burying a detonating talisman in the soil that will detonate without knowing when, which poses a huge safety risk.

Tobirama didn't want to think that a few days later, the entire clan would be in panic talking about the perversion of attacking lone men at night.

As soon as he said this, Hashirama suddenly fell down on the tatami like a deflated rubber ball.

He grabbed his hair irritably, twisting his long silky hair into a mess.

"He must be a habitual offender. He was prepared and put a sack over my head. I didn't even see what he looked like, but he was very strong. He must be a man. How can a woman be so strong? "

Tobirama looked at Hashirama speechlessly. It was just that someone took off his pants, but he also had a piece of meat bitten off. Even if he was bitten off a piece of meat, he didn't catch up with him. If he didn't catch up, he didn't catch up. You At least you can see the other person's appearance clearly, but at the worst, you have to know whether he is tall or short, fat or thin, right?

He was even put in a sack.

There are so many flaws that I don’t know where to start.

After drinking a lot of wine, Tobirama's face was no longer red, but he still felt a headache.

He pinched his eyebrows with two fingers to relieve the headache. He complained in his mind that last night was really uneventful.

Kamui was attacked by an unknown enemy, and the eldest brother was stripped of his pants by a pervert and even bit off a piece of meat.

Speaking of a piece of meat, Tobirama seemed to have thought of something. His face relaxed, and he suddenly felt a very strange feeling.

He hesitated and asked: "Brother, your injury should be nothing serious, right?"

This sentence is a redundant question. Hashirama's physical recovery ability is particularly strong. This is unique in the entire Senju. Being bitten off a piece of flesh by the other party is not a big deal.

"Ah, okay, that's almost it. You know what I'm capable of."

Tobirama sat down opposite Hashirama in silence. Too much information poured into his mind at the same time. The information was messy and messy. He always felt that there was very important information in it, but he was asked to arrange the information in an orderly manner immediately. , he can't do it.

"Tobirama, what's wrong with you? Why do you look weird?" After telling this frustrating thing, Hashirama's mood had calmed down.

His younger brother, who was supposed to express something and take action, was uncharacteristically silent. He was very silent, even too quiet. When he looked at him, he found that Tobirama was frowning in a daze.

"What's wrong? Don't stop talking. I feel flustered every time you don't talk."

This is a habit that Hashirama has developed over the years. Except for fighting on the battlefield, he habitually relies on this capable younger brother for other things. He feels that no matter how difficult things are, as long as they are handed into Tobirama's hands, they will be taken care of. Perfect solution.

This sense of dependence accumulated over the years makes Hashirama maintain an optimistic attitude towards everything. Anyway, his younger brother will take care of everything behind him. This sense of security cannot be replaced by anything else.

But now, this all-powerful younger brother is in a strange silence. Such silence makes Hashirama confused for a while, and feels uneasy.

"It's nothing," Tobirama said perfunctorily, "I just thought of some other things, brother, don't worry."

"Is that so?" Hashirama breathed a sigh of relief and asked again: "Then, what should we do with the pervert who ran away? Letting him wander around the clan is not the right thing to do."

Tobirama folded his arms and glanced at Hashirama lightly, and said with a smile: "What if, you don't even know whether the person is a boy or a girl, how can I check it?"

Hashirama was not happy when he said this, waving his arms and shouting, "Men, even if they are men, which woman can be stronger than me?"

Tobirama was unmoved by his shouting, and sat there with his eyes closed, smiling but not smiling.

He said lightly: "That's not necessarily true. There are people in this world who can cultivate monster powers, and women are also super strong."

Hashirama was speechless by him. As he thought about it, the young face turned red and his expression suddenly became tense.

"F-Female?" Hashirama blinked a few times and stumbled, "Then she is..."

"Ah, I probably have a crush on you."

Hashirama:! ! !