Naruto: Become Uchiha Madara’s mobile health pack

That afternoon, Tobirama rarely returned to the Senju Mansion before dinner.

Hashirama was very surprised to see him coming back. He ordered the kitchen to add more dishes tonight while sticking to Tobirama's side and babbling.

Tobirama went back to his room to change clothes, and Hashirama followed him without hesitation. Just like when he was a child, the two brothers had no secrets.

He took off his coat and took the gray kimono he was used to wearing from the closet and put it on. When everything was done, Hashirama still stayed in the room.

More than ten minutes have passed since Tobirama entered the door, and Hashirama's mouth hasn't stopped.

Tobirama's ears pricked when he heard this. He threw the clothes he had changed into into the clothes basket in the corner, turned to Hashirama and sighed softly.

"Brother, you are so noisy."

Hashirama, who was disliked by his younger brother, didn't mind. Instead, he came closer and asked him mysteriously, "So what's the reason? Why do you live in the laboratory house every day during this period, and I am alone?" It’s so boring at home. I can talk to other people during the day, but at night I don’t even have anyone to talk to.”

Tobirama rolled his eyes, he would believe every word his brother said.

"I met Keiichi on the way back today. He told me that I was very lucky last night and won a lot of money from my brother."

Hashirama's face froze, and he giggled a few times without embarrassment, "That, that..."

"I met Lan when I was passing by the shopping street. He asked me to tell you that he will bring two people over to play together tonight and prepare you to lose money to them."

Tobirama said as he opened the paper door and walked out. Hashirama, whose lie was exposed, although a little embarrassed, quickly followed.

Tobirama walked to the next door with a clear goal. He walked in and glanced around, then bent down. When he straightened up again, Hashirama saw that there was a knife between the index and middle fingers of Tobirama's right hand. Wooden dice.

The hand holding the dice waved in front of Hashirama, and Tobirama looked at him with a half-smile.

"My eldest brother used Wood Release to do this, right? You can't win even if you cheat, so where is the fun in playing this?" Tobirama really didn't understand.

With the skills of those in the clan, he can win with his eyes closed, why can't his eldest brother?

Cheating is not enough, so what is the structure of his brain?

If reality didn't allow it, otherwise, he really wanted to perform a craniotomy on Hashirama so that he could study what was going on in this guy's brain.

Seeing that his lie was easily exposed by Tobirama, Hashirama simply stopped pretending. This troublesome method of insinuating things was not suitable for someone like him who did things above board.

"Then let's not talk about this. Let me ask you, why don't you come home and what are you doing living in the laboratory alone?"

"..." Tobirama never thought about what to say to Hashirama.

Could it be that he wanted to say, brother, I kidnapped the second-in-command of the Uchiha family, you won't blame me, right?

Secretly raising an Uchiha in the Senju's clan seems to everyone to be the work of a lunatic. It's not that the protons are not traded. This kind of behavior of hiding a hostile ninja clan in one's own ninja clan can He was punished for treason and forbearance.

"You came back a few days ago to pick up some things and then left. Do you plan to stay there permanently?"

"Well, there is an experiment..."

There was some pitiful look on Hashirama's face that was not consistent with the silly face. He patted Tobirama on the shoulder and said: "When you came back last time, you looked very haggard and your complexion was not good, so It’s not okay to say a person lives there.”

Tobirama thought back to the last time he came back. At that time, the injury he suffered in Hirakawa Valley had not yet healed, and he was probably very haggard.

"Actually, I was just..."

Before he finished speaking, Tobirama felt the hand pressing on his shoulder become stronger. He looked at Hashirama strangely, and saw Hashirama looking at him seriously.

"Brother?" Tobirama called him weakly.

Tobirama was confused by such a serious elder brother.

"Tobirama, let's get married."

The room suddenly fell into a long silence.

Tobirama looked at Hashirama with wide eyes, but Hashirama remained serious and serious.

He just wants to let his brother know that he is now the head of the family, his only family member, a brother like a father, and he will take on the responsibility of being an older brother.

As the eldest brother, he will consider his life-long matters.

Seeing Tobirama standing there stunned, Hashirama repeated it again.

"Tobirama, let's get married."

This time, he spoke more gently, with a faint smile on his face.

"...Eh?" Tobirama looked confused, wondering why he would bring this up.

"It doesn't matter if you don't like my verbosity and you don't want to live with me. I will feel relieved if there is always a woman around to take care of you."

"I do not need."

"No, no, no, you need it, you need it so much," Hashirama didn't give him a chance to refuse, "Although my brother is excellent in all aspects, even cooking, but you are too busy. When you are busy, you will forget to eat. You can't do it without a gentle woman by your side."

What kind of logic is this? Tobirama frowned, "Then I'll just find someone in the clan who is responsible for food to help."

"What's the matter? We are all adults, and we will gradually have emotional needs. We will hope to have a gentle wife and lovely children. Don't you want to have what others have? You can't always be single, right?"

His eyebrows were visibly twisted, and Tobirama slapped away Hashirama's hand on his shoulder, with a hint of discomfort in his voice.

"You don't need to worry about that."

"Do you still think about that girl named Kagura?" In fact, after going through such a big circle, Hashirama just wanted to ask this question.

"..."

Seeing that Tobirama remained silent, Hashirama was convinced that his guess was correct. He had a headache, "Don't think about that girl. You don't know about the family. You don't know whether she is still a maid. Even ...You don’t even know whether she is alive or dead, right?”

In such an era, it was too easy to lose one's life. Even if they were still alive, women were mostly used as reproductive tools and would get married as soon as they reached their age. Only a few with outstanding abilities would go to the battlefield alongside men.

As for the girl who Tobirama has been thinking about for several years, she will probably end up like this.

How can Tobirama tell Hashirama? Do you want to tell him that this girl named Kagura is actually a boy, the baby of your best friend Uchiha Madara, and is now hidden by me in the laboratory. The reason why I don't Did you come back because you wanted to stay with him for a little longer?

Is that what he wants to say?

"Brother, this is my private matter, so don't worry about it."

"A brother is like a father, no matter what?"

Tobirama couldn't bear it any longer, pointed at Hashirama and shouted, "If it's true that our eldest brother is like our father, then you should get married first and set a good example for me. Maybe one day I will let go of Kagura!" "

After hearing Tobirama's words, Hashirama held his chin in thought.

He murmured, "That's right. I've reached the age of marriage. If I get married first, will I win over Madara in major life events?"

Tobirama: Is this something comparable? ? ?

Looking at Hashirama Tobirama now, he looked exactly like an old man looking at his cell phone on the subway, with a face that said he couldn't understand his brain circuit.

"Hahahaha, Madara is not very popular with women, Tobirama, I think I will win."

Tobirama looked at his brother with a look of disgust. He just wanted to say, as long as you are happy.

As for Uchiha Madara, it is very likely that he will never be able to defeat him in this matter in this life.