The next moment, Li Wenzhe approached Fang Mo obscenely;

"I was hiding in the dark and listening enthusiastically just now. Who knew they would be over?"

"This is too disappointing!"

"Brother Fang Mo, have you seen clearly what the male and female protagonists look like? How about it, does the female one look good-looking?"

I see your uncle clearly, I am already a little dissatisfied with my desires, so I am just standing here to enjoy the breeze.

As a result, I couldn't help but feel so damn embarrassed when I heard the voices of these two wild mandarin ducks.

"Little brats don't learn anything good, they just learn useless things."

Fang Mo glared.

Li Wenzhe then restrained his playful smile and said doubtfully;

"Brother Fang Mo, why are you walking on the deck alone at night?"

"From the tone of your voice, it seems as if you knew I was on this ship in advance."

Fang Mo glanced at him.

Li Wenzhe spread his hands; "I really know."

"During the dinner just now, my parents and I were also there and happened to witness the conflict between you and Zheng Wanjun."

"There were a lot of people watching at that time. I was short and couldn't see clearly, but my mother did say that the young man Zheng Wanjun picked on seemed to be the young man we met last time at Fengqishan Cemetery!"

"I guessed at that time that Brother Fang Mo might also be on board."

"Isn't this a coincidence? We bumped into each other at night."

Fang Mo rolled his eyes.

That's really a bit of a coincidence.

Fortunately, Li Wenzhe was not familiar with him either, so he was not worried that this young boy, whom he had only met once, would become a time bomb of unstable factors, ruining Fang Mo's plan to lurk around Q.

"I feel a little melancholy and can just wander around. What about you? Children who don't go to bed on time at night will not grow taller, do you know?"

Li Wenzhe curled his lips.

"Don't scare me. My mother even tricks me into drinking milk every day without realizing how tall I am."

"Many girls in our class are a head taller than me. Sometimes I have to raise my head when talking to girls. Not to mention how embarrassing it is."

Hearing this, Fang Mo laughed.

Boys originally develop slightly later than girls.

Li Wenzhe has not yet grown up at this age.

When Li Wenzhe enters middle school in two years, it will be time for him to develop.

After saying this, Li Wenzhe clicked his tongue;

"I confessed my love to a girl and was rejected. I was in a bad mood, so I went out for a walk."

Hearing this, the corner of Fang Mo's mouth suddenly twitched violently.

Are you afraid that the villain is reincarnated?

Why do you think about women in addition to these erotic thoughts every day?

In fact, this little thing is not bad looking, with sharp eyebrows and starry eyes, and big and smart eyes with a hint of clear childishness.

While talking and laughing, he was in high spirits, but his facial features had not yet grown.

In addition, teenagers and girls of this age have not yet formed their own aesthetic values.

So handsome guys like Li Wenzhe are not popular.

In another two years, when he has grown up and matured, coupled with that handsome smile and sunny personality, he will definitely be a proper girl harvester by the time he reaches middle school.

"Why did you fail to express your love this time?"

Fang Mo glanced at Li Wenzhe.

The little guy took out his cell phone and handed it to Fang Mo, but he didn't show any sign of it.

To be honest, Fang Mo was really interested in the content of his chat records.

This little guy spoke in a coquettish manner. The last chat record, which was no more than twenty lines long, almost had the content reversed three or four times, which really left Fang Mo stunned.

I'd call it top-notch road pulling.

Li Wenzhe; Beauty, I like you, kiss emoji//.

【Red envelope】

Seeing Li Wenzhe confess his love and send a red envelope, Fang Mo couldn't help but raise his eyebrows.

good boy...

At this age, you know that you can't just rely on emotional cards to chase girls, but you can also use some real money?

[The other party has received your red envelope]

However, the girl opposite did not reply to the message, and it was Li Wenzhe who took the initiative to send her an emoticon.

A string of question marks came from the other end.

goddess;? ? ?

Li Wenzhe: Why don’t you speak?

Goddess: Oh, I was busy just now. I received the red envelope. Please take it back.

Li Wenzhe; What does this mean?

Goddess; it’s not interesting, I don’t want to fall in love for the time being.

Li Wenzhe: On such a special day today, goddess, I finally mustered up the courage to confess my love to you, so please consider it.

Li Wenzhe: Tell me, why haven’t you replied to the message yet?

Li Wenzhe: Then if you don’t like me, why did you receive my red envelope?

Goddess; angry emoji//, you still have the nerve to give out a red envelope?

Goddess, just post a 5.2 during the holidays. It’s not even your turn to be gang-raped. Who gave you the courage to confess your love?

Goddess; the guy below, my family, I'm really speechless. Someone gave me v 5.2 and wanted me to be friends with him.

Li Wenzhe later sent "Then please give me the money back", but it had turned into a red exclamation mark.

There is also a reminder below that [the other party is not your friend].

Fang Mo;…

After reading these chat records, he commented in one word.

6.

It’s just too 6.

Where did Li Wenzhe find these Crouching Dragon and Phoenix chicks?

Last time it was an extreme push against the top lane, but this time it turned into an open and honest mid-range sniper fight.

However, the opponent seemed to be of a higher rank and didn't even think about pulling.

That sentence about gang rape really made Fang Mo laugh.

"But then again, is today a special holiday?"

The next moment, Fang Mo returned the phone to Li Wenzhe.

Hearing this, the young man's eyes widened;

"Isn't it? Brother Fang Mo, you don't know what day it is today?"

"It's the day when the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl meet once a year. Even a single guy like me looks forward to it, but you, a married person, don't know about it?"

What?

Qixi Festival! ?

Is it Chinese Valentine’s Day so soon?

Fang Mo was shocked. Speaking of which, this was the first Chinese Valentine's Day that he and Sister Yuelan were together.

After Ning Yuelan lost her memory, Fang Mo thought about giving her all the romance in the world. At that time, Fang Mo was filled with regrets and regrets. It seemed that he and Sister Yuelan had never done many sweet things that could be considered a couple or even a lover. .

She lost her memory.

What about that feeling?

Regret almost completely filled Fang Mo's heart palpitations, as if she had really left him completely.

But because I was too busy afterwards, I set off a fireworks show except for coaxing her that day.

After that, Fang Mo didn't do anything particularly touching to women because of all kinds of troubles.

Unexpectedly, the couple's first Chinese Valentine's Day since their marriage has arrived so soon.

Thinking of this, Fang Mo almost raised his hand to give himself a slap in the face.

I almost forgot about such an important festival as Chinese Valentine's Day.

Even though the conditions on the boat are a bit rough now, the romance promised cannot be restricted by conditions.

Thinking of this, Fang Mo suddenly felt a sense of expectation in his heart.

"Li Wenzhe, please continue to confess yourself. My brother has something to do, so take the first step."

Xiao ran back to his room. He wanted to prepare a surprise for Sister Yuelan.

Li Wenzhe was still waiting to complain to Fang Mo about philosophical topics such as how girls nowadays are too materialistic.

Who knew that Fang Mo had disappeared from sight in a flash.

The little boy suddenly gave Fang Mo the middle finger in displeasure.

"Damn, you're going to lead someone like this who just eats melon and then leaves without even knowing how to comfort me? Isn't this too funny?"

This little scumbag, who is underage and has not yet evolved into the ultimate Neptune form, poked his head in displeasure.

In fact, it can be predicted that Li Wenzhe in the future will definitely be a scumbag.

Falling in love starts from childhood, and this awareness alone has surpassed 99% of people of the same age in the country.

In the future, when others fall in love for the first time, Li Wenzhe will already be familiar with various routines and techniques.

Now that your rank has gone up, won’t it be easy to pick up girls when the time comes?

So, be brave. Failure is the mother of success. Puppy love is not good and is not recommended.

But the prerequisite for being loved is that you must learn how to take things and let them go. You must also put aside loving others and learn to love yourself first.

The next moment, Li Wenzhe took out his mobile phone and sent a voice message to his best friend.

"Alas, not only did I fail to express my love today, but I also got fucked up just now."

He thought it would take a long time for the good brother to reply.

Who knew that as soon as the news was sent out, a call came from the other side.

"Dude, where are you?"

"On the ship, we will arrive at the port city in two or three days."

"Did you just get fucked!? A man or a woman?"

"It's a man. A big brother did it. It made me feel weird."

"But I just got fucked and I didn't expect you to call me. I was so touched."

The tone on the other end of the phone was surprisingly surprised.

"male!?"

"In a clear world and a society governed by the rule of law, how could there be such a perversion? Do such a heinous thing!?"

"You have to go to the hospital for a checkup as soon as you get back!"

"Did you call the police?"

"Have someone call the police immediately and arrest the man who fucked your anus!"

Li Wenzhe;? ? ?

Dude, is the gang we are talking about the same gang?

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