Flash Marriage Royal Sister CEO, my sister dotes on me to the heavens
Chapter 404: There is no successor to the profession of dog licking
"Don't you know that the dead are the most important and should you respect the dead..."
Not far away, Fang Mo and the little boy who noticed the green smoke at first, each holding a lollipop in their mouths, both looked at this scene with evil smiles.
The young man who met at Li Haowen's grave just now led Fang Mo to find the tombstone of the naughty grandfather.
After finding the tomb of the naughty grandfather, Fang Mo began to modify the portrait without saying anything, and he spoke plausibly.
"Since I'm not allowed to teach the child a lesson, no one should have any objections if I give him a perm for the grandfather, right? Anyway, your grandson also likes to play with firecrackers."
"Brother, do you think that if that family gets angry later, will they take revenge on your friend?"
When Fang Mo left Fengqi Mountain, the young man he met in front of Li Haowen's grave also walked down the mountain.
Although Fang Mo didn't particularly like children, he felt an indescribable kindness towards this little brat.
Especially since he just helped lead the way to find the tombstone of the naughty grandfather.
"That's not the case. If they dare to touch Li Haowen's grave, I will have their old man's grave dug up in two days."
Fang Moke has never been one to admit his losses.
Although he is not a very narrow-minded person, if the other party dares to provoke, Fang Mo will never be polite.
Hearing this, the young man nodded in understanding.
"By the way, big brother, what's your name? My name is Li Wenzhe..."
His surname is actually Li?
Li is a real surname in China, and Zhang, Wang and Li Zhao are collectively known as the four major surnames in China.
Basically, there is at least one person named Li for every ten people on the street. If more people are counted, this proportion will be higher.
Maybe among every one hundred people, there can be found a compatriot numbering twenty or so with the surname Li.
So it’s not surprising that the boy’s surname is Li.
But Fang Mo still felt that it was a coincidence, perhaps due to fate, that the young man he met at Li Haowen's grave actually had the same surname as his deceased good brother.
And there is also a word in the name.
If he hadn't been about eleven or twelve years old, Fang Mo would have almost doubted his innate goodwill. Could it be because this little kid was the reincarnation of Li Haowen?
"My name is Fang Mo, Fang Cun's Fang, Mo Mo's Mo."
"Don't be big brother either. If you call me big brother, it sounds weird."
"People who don't know think it's a little girl calling me. Just call me Brother Fang Mo or Brother Fang Mo!"
Li Wenzhe said "Oh".
The two of them continued walking down the mountain for a while.
At a certain moment, Li Wenzhe suddenly spoke;
"By the way, big brother, are you married? Do you have a girlfriend? Have you ever been in love?"
Hearing this, Fang Mo glanced at the young boy doubtfully and shrugged;
"I'm married. I guess my baby will be born at this time next year. What's wrong?"
A child in his early teens suddenly asked himself questions about marriage and love.
Fang Mo still felt quite weird.
Hearing this, Li Wenzhe's face lit up with joy.
"Brother, I want you to do a favor."
"You said."
Fang Mo raised his eyebrows calmly.
What bad thoughts can a little kid have?
But he was still curious, what kind of work could this young boy named Li Wenzhe do without having to find help from someone who had at least been in love?
Children are careless and like to add prefixes to questions before speaking.
If Fang Mo had just answered that he was not married or in a relationship, Li Wenzhe probably would not have continued talking about it later.
So his prefix must be related to the question he wants to consult later.
Li Wenzhe's face flashed with confusion;
"I want to confess to the girl I like, but I don't know how. I'm afraid he will reject me..."
Halfway through the words, Fang Mo's eyes widened.
and many more……
What the hell, what nonsense is he talking about?
confession?
Afraid of rejection?
Is this a line that a boy of only eleven or twelve years old should utter?
You're only eleven or twelve years old and you actually have plans to fall in love?
It is said that children born after 10 years old are mature. Fang Mo used to think that everyone has come from this age group, how mature can children be, no matter how mature they are.
He never dreamed that he would mature so early.
"Are you kidding me?"
The next moment, Fang Mo's mouth twitched violently and he looked at Li Wenzhe.
Unexpectedly, the young man shook his head;
"No, I'm serious."
After saying that, his young face revealed a look of longing and longing;
"I have liked this girl for a long time. From the first time I saw her when I was one year old, I have fallen deeply in love with her."
"Forehead……"
The explosive speech once again swept through Fang Mo's eardrums.
Starting first grade?
No wonder everyone keeps shouting that there are more wolves and less meat, and it will be difficult for boys to find wives in the future.
As a person in a flash marriage, Fang Mo himself has not yet had this level of awareness.
Now he has finally realized what serious involution is!
When looking for a wife, you have to start with your baby.
If you don’t want to be single at the age of 30, you have to start picking up girls at the age of 13.
To win, you have to win at the starting line!
As soon as he thought about this, another question appeared in Fang Mo's mind.
So... what was I doing when I was in first grade?
He fished in class and slept after class. Although the female classmate at the time was quite beautiful, Fang Mo showed no pity for her at all.
Whenever her elbow went beyond the [-] line, Fang Mo would prick her with a pencil.
Worthy!
Thinking about it this way, how much love I missed in those years!
Compared with Li Wenzhe, who was already ready to fall in love at the age of eleven or twelve.
I am simply wasting my childhood and wasting my youth!
"Gollum."
After swallowing, Fang Mo suppressed the regret in his heart.
He consoled himself.
It's okay, I have Sister Yuelan anyway.
God has been kind to me. He knew that a child with low emotional intelligence like me could not find a wife, so he gave me one.
The next moment, he looked at Li Wenzhe;
"I think if you confess, you have a 50% success rate. After all, it's just about accepting or rejecting these two possibilities."
"Since you like her from the beginning, you don't have the mentality of just being friends."
"Then you will have two outcomes in the future, either your confession will be rejected and the two of you can't be friends, or you will be accepted and become a couple."
"But no matter which one it is, I think the result will be much better than you struggling behind your back now..."
"Um, what are you doing? You're not recording what I just said, are you?"
"Actually, I don't have much experience in love. I just make random nonsense."
Halfway through the conversation, Fang Mo suddenly noticed that Li Wenzhe took out his mobile phone and started typing.
I thought that this little boy was so moved by the relationship theory I learned online that he planned to copy the notes!
Who knows, take a closer look.
good guy...
"Are you confessing your feelings now!?"
Fang Mo stared at the screen of Li Wenzhe's phone with his eyes widened.
Li Wenzhe: I like you, please be my girlfriend.
Woman; drank too much?
Li Wenzhe; No.
Woman: If there is no mirror at home, there will always be urine, right?
Li Wenzhe;? ? ?
Woman; What’s her expression?You don’t think that I will accept your confession directly, do you?
Li Wenzhe: Oh, it’s okay. Anyway, you are the 860th woman that my heart has fallen in love with. It doesn’t matter if you disagree.
Woman; what does it mean?I can only be ranked over 1000 co-authors with you?
Li Wenzhe: No, it’s already over [-] yuan now.
Woman: So you said you liked me just now?
Li Wenzhe; when?Oh, that was what I thought a minute ago, and now my mind has changed. Besides, I was playing truth or dare just now.
Woman: A big adventure to confess your feelings to the one you like?
Li Wenzhe; No, confess to the ugliest woman on the list.
Woman;…
Woman: Haha, even the ugliest person will look down on you.
Li Wenzhe: I was afraid you would agree, otherwise it wouldn’t be a big adventure.
What a wave of extreme pulling!
Fang Mo's eyelids jumped wildly.
This ridiculous top-notch chat was actually coming from two little kids in their early teens?
When this chat record was released, no one would have imagined that it was two young people who had not gone to junior high school.
Soon, Li Wenzhe sent another message to the other party.
He only received one?, and it was obvious that the other party had blocked him.
"Is this the woman you said you've been in love with since first grade?"
Fang Mo stared at the young man with wide eyes.
Li Wenzhe curled his lips; "Yes, I was really blind back then."
Fang Mo;? ? ?
"Haha, arrogant woman, fortunately she didn't accept me, otherwise I would definitely regret it."
Oh, brother, you gave up on the woman you've loved for so many years because she didn't accept her confession! ?
He can take it up and put it down, can a child in his early ten years live such an open-minded life?
Just change your heart if you say you have changed your mind?
The next moment, Li Wenzhe put away his phone and glanced at Fang Mo, who looked stunned;
"Brother, what's wrong with you?"
"No, don't call me brother."
"You are my brother..."
Fang Mo was frightened and looked at Li Wenhan with admiration in his eyes.
A sentence came to my mind spontaneously: I am a role model for our generation, and I have hope for future generations.
It seems that the profession of dog licking will have no successors in 10 years.
Not far away, Fang Mo and the little boy who noticed the green smoke at first, each holding a lollipop in their mouths, both looked at this scene with evil smiles.
The young man who met at Li Haowen's grave just now led Fang Mo to find the tombstone of the naughty grandfather.
After finding the tomb of the naughty grandfather, Fang Mo began to modify the portrait without saying anything, and he spoke plausibly.
"Since I'm not allowed to teach the child a lesson, no one should have any objections if I give him a perm for the grandfather, right? Anyway, your grandson also likes to play with firecrackers."
"Brother, do you think that if that family gets angry later, will they take revenge on your friend?"
When Fang Mo left Fengqi Mountain, the young man he met in front of Li Haowen's grave also walked down the mountain.
Although Fang Mo didn't particularly like children, he felt an indescribable kindness towards this little brat.
Especially since he just helped lead the way to find the tombstone of the naughty grandfather.
"That's not the case. If they dare to touch Li Haowen's grave, I will have their old man's grave dug up in two days."
Fang Moke has never been one to admit his losses.
Although he is not a very narrow-minded person, if the other party dares to provoke, Fang Mo will never be polite.
Hearing this, the young man nodded in understanding.
"By the way, big brother, what's your name? My name is Li Wenzhe..."
His surname is actually Li?
Li is a real surname in China, and Zhang, Wang and Li Zhao are collectively known as the four major surnames in China.
Basically, there is at least one person named Li for every ten people on the street. If more people are counted, this proportion will be higher.
Maybe among every one hundred people, there can be found a compatriot numbering twenty or so with the surname Li.
So it’s not surprising that the boy’s surname is Li.
But Fang Mo still felt that it was a coincidence, perhaps due to fate, that the young man he met at Li Haowen's grave actually had the same surname as his deceased good brother.
And there is also a word in the name.
If he hadn't been about eleven or twelve years old, Fang Mo would have almost doubted his innate goodwill. Could it be because this little kid was the reincarnation of Li Haowen?
"My name is Fang Mo, Fang Cun's Fang, Mo Mo's Mo."
"Don't be big brother either. If you call me big brother, it sounds weird."
"People who don't know think it's a little girl calling me. Just call me Brother Fang Mo or Brother Fang Mo!"
Li Wenzhe said "Oh".
The two of them continued walking down the mountain for a while.
At a certain moment, Li Wenzhe suddenly spoke;
"By the way, big brother, are you married? Do you have a girlfriend? Have you ever been in love?"
Hearing this, Fang Mo glanced at the young boy doubtfully and shrugged;
"I'm married. I guess my baby will be born at this time next year. What's wrong?"
A child in his early teens suddenly asked himself questions about marriage and love.
Fang Mo still felt quite weird.
Hearing this, Li Wenzhe's face lit up with joy.
"Brother, I want you to do a favor."
"You said."
Fang Mo raised his eyebrows calmly.
What bad thoughts can a little kid have?
But he was still curious, what kind of work could this young boy named Li Wenzhe do without having to find help from someone who had at least been in love?
Children are careless and like to add prefixes to questions before speaking.
If Fang Mo had just answered that he was not married or in a relationship, Li Wenzhe probably would not have continued talking about it later.
So his prefix must be related to the question he wants to consult later.
Li Wenzhe's face flashed with confusion;
"I want to confess to the girl I like, but I don't know how. I'm afraid he will reject me..."
Halfway through the words, Fang Mo's eyes widened.
and many more……
What the hell, what nonsense is he talking about?
confession?
Afraid of rejection?
Is this a line that a boy of only eleven or twelve years old should utter?
You're only eleven or twelve years old and you actually have plans to fall in love?
It is said that children born after 10 years old are mature. Fang Mo used to think that everyone has come from this age group, how mature can children be, no matter how mature they are.
He never dreamed that he would mature so early.
"Are you kidding me?"
The next moment, Fang Mo's mouth twitched violently and he looked at Li Wenzhe.
Unexpectedly, the young man shook his head;
"No, I'm serious."
After saying that, his young face revealed a look of longing and longing;
"I have liked this girl for a long time. From the first time I saw her when I was one year old, I have fallen deeply in love with her."
"Forehead……"
The explosive speech once again swept through Fang Mo's eardrums.
Starting first grade?
No wonder everyone keeps shouting that there are more wolves and less meat, and it will be difficult for boys to find wives in the future.
As a person in a flash marriage, Fang Mo himself has not yet had this level of awareness.
Now he has finally realized what serious involution is!
When looking for a wife, you have to start with your baby.
If you don’t want to be single at the age of 30, you have to start picking up girls at the age of 13.
To win, you have to win at the starting line!
As soon as he thought about this, another question appeared in Fang Mo's mind.
So... what was I doing when I was in first grade?
He fished in class and slept after class. Although the female classmate at the time was quite beautiful, Fang Mo showed no pity for her at all.
Whenever her elbow went beyond the [-] line, Fang Mo would prick her with a pencil.
Worthy!
Thinking about it this way, how much love I missed in those years!
Compared with Li Wenzhe, who was already ready to fall in love at the age of eleven or twelve.
I am simply wasting my childhood and wasting my youth!
"Gollum."
After swallowing, Fang Mo suppressed the regret in his heart.
He consoled himself.
It's okay, I have Sister Yuelan anyway.
God has been kind to me. He knew that a child with low emotional intelligence like me could not find a wife, so he gave me one.
The next moment, he looked at Li Wenzhe;
"I think if you confess, you have a 50% success rate. After all, it's just about accepting or rejecting these two possibilities."
"Since you like her from the beginning, you don't have the mentality of just being friends."
"Then you will have two outcomes in the future, either your confession will be rejected and the two of you can't be friends, or you will be accepted and become a couple."
"But no matter which one it is, I think the result will be much better than you struggling behind your back now..."
"Um, what are you doing? You're not recording what I just said, are you?"
"Actually, I don't have much experience in love. I just make random nonsense."
Halfway through the conversation, Fang Mo suddenly noticed that Li Wenzhe took out his mobile phone and started typing.
I thought that this little boy was so moved by the relationship theory I learned online that he planned to copy the notes!
Who knows, take a closer look.
good guy...
"Are you confessing your feelings now!?"
Fang Mo stared at the screen of Li Wenzhe's phone with his eyes widened.
Li Wenzhe: I like you, please be my girlfriend.
Woman; drank too much?
Li Wenzhe; No.
Woman: If there is no mirror at home, there will always be urine, right?
Li Wenzhe;? ? ?
Woman; What’s her expression?You don’t think that I will accept your confession directly, do you?
Li Wenzhe: Oh, it’s okay. Anyway, you are the 860th woman that my heart has fallen in love with. It doesn’t matter if you disagree.
Woman; what does it mean?I can only be ranked over 1000 co-authors with you?
Li Wenzhe: No, it’s already over [-] yuan now.
Woman: So you said you liked me just now?
Li Wenzhe; when?Oh, that was what I thought a minute ago, and now my mind has changed. Besides, I was playing truth or dare just now.
Woman: A big adventure to confess your feelings to the one you like?
Li Wenzhe; No, confess to the ugliest woman on the list.
Woman;…
Woman: Haha, even the ugliest person will look down on you.
Li Wenzhe: I was afraid you would agree, otherwise it wouldn’t be a big adventure.
What a wave of extreme pulling!
Fang Mo's eyelids jumped wildly.
This ridiculous top-notch chat was actually coming from two little kids in their early teens?
When this chat record was released, no one would have imagined that it was two young people who had not gone to junior high school.
Soon, Li Wenzhe sent another message to the other party.
He only received one?, and it was obvious that the other party had blocked him.
"Is this the woman you said you've been in love with since first grade?"
Fang Mo stared at the young man with wide eyes.
Li Wenzhe curled his lips; "Yes, I was really blind back then."
Fang Mo;? ? ?
"Haha, arrogant woman, fortunately she didn't accept me, otherwise I would definitely regret it."
Oh, brother, you gave up on the woman you've loved for so many years because she didn't accept her confession! ?
He can take it up and put it down, can a child in his early ten years live such an open-minded life?
Just change your heart if you say you have changed your mind?
The next moment, Li Wenzhe put away his phone and glanced at Fang Mo, who looked stunned;
"Brother, what's wrong with you?"
"No, don't call me brother."
"You are my brother..."
Fang Mo was frightened and looked at Li Wenhan with admiration in his eyes.
A sentence came to my mind spontaneously: I am a role model for our generation, and I have hope for future generations.
It seems that the profession of dog licking will have no successors in 10 years.
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