Flash Marriage Royal Sister CEO, my sister dotes on me to the heavens
Chapter 163 Unlucky Lao Ning
Fang Mo mourned for Ning Jinhua for a moment in his heart.
He could imagine the scene after Grandma Ning and the seventh and eighth aunts arrived.
Those elders are always arrogant, and they will definitely blame Ning Jinhua for being in his 50s, how come he can't even take care of himself!
Ning Jinhua was injured this time to protect the hacker king Zheng, but he couldn't tell.
He could only pretend that he failed to take care of himself and was hospitalized due to physical problems.
This wave broke my teeth and swallowed it in my stomach. It was really uncomfortable for my grandma.
As for being embarrassed, it’s really embarrassing...
As expected, Mr. Ning really meant what he said.
Half an hour later, a large group of relatives gathered outside the clinic door.
Fang Mo looked familiar to everyone. They were basically relatives of the Ning family whom he had met at weddings.
Fang Mo's eyelids were twitching wildly as he watched everyone talking through the glass window, pointing at the loveless Ning Jinhua inside.
"Oh, this kid Jinhua is just disobedient. He's over 50 years old. How come he can't even take care of himself? Look at the trouble and he's hospitalized now, making his family worry."
"Really, I'm just like a child every day. Many of the things my elders say are reasonable. If you don't follow the path arranged by your elders, look, will your body be damaged?"
"That's right. How come a small butt surgery ended up in the hospital?"
"I understand this situation. I've also had surgery, just to cut off hemorrhoids. It's so pretentious. How old you are, you still need to be hospitalized for such a small operation."
Mr. Ning wanted to ruin Ning Jinhua's reputation, but he didn't explain it to him and said calmly;
"I spoiled him."
"Our Yuelan is more mature and steady than him as a father in everything he does."
Hearing this, the seventh and eighth aunts nodded again.
"Yes, yes, Jinhua is just like a child. How can he look like a father? He is not yet mature as a daughter. Last time, he even wanted to dictate the marriage of his two children at the wedding."
"Oh, this father doesn't want to worry about anyone. He can't even take care of himself and still has to take care of his children."
Ning Jinhua was lying on the hospital bed. The anesthetic had not worn off yet, and he couldn't even move.
He could only act like he was being paraded through the streets before going to the execution ground, bracing himself to face the gossips of his relatives outside the door.
Another 10 minutes passed.
Fang Mo's parents also arrived.
Lao Fang was the first to lean over and stare at Ning Jinhua in the ward.
Noticing Ning Jin Huasheng's loveless expression, Old Fang couldn't help but almost burst into laughter.
"Lao Ning's dignity as a father has completely disappeared. Why did you go to the hospital for hemorrhoidectomy?"
Nima!
Ning Jinhua almost vomited blood.
"Fang Chen, I was injured to protect your son!"
When did I get a hemorrhoidectomy?
This is a gunshot wound, a gunshot wound!
It's a fucking gunshot wound!
It's a pity that the Ning family's innate skill is lip reading, but the Fang family does not.
Father Fang was laughing so hard outside the door that his father's classic words suddenly appeared in Fang Mo's mind. If Ning Jinhua was arrogant again, he would give birth to a little son to slander their little daughter...
Fang Mo touched the tip of his nose angrily, always feeling that his father's smile was full of schadenfreude.
At the same time, the relatives of the Ning family nearby also began to send messages to their children and other relatives of the Ning family from other places on their mobile phones, talking about today's events.
Second uncle: Have you heard?Ning Jinhua's buttocks are injured and hospitalized. I think the bandage is quite serious...
Aunt Ning; What?Ning Jinhua was hospitalized for hemorrhoidectomy?Is it still serious?
Aunt Ning immediately sent the news to the family group, and several relatives immediately jumped up to discuss it.
"Serious!? Ning Jinhua's buttocks were bleeding heavily? Was he sent to the hospital?"
"What!? Hemorrhoids cut his butt and he bleeds profusely?"
"What!? Is it because the doctor cut off his penis due to shaking hands, so he is bleeding profusely?"
"What the hell!? Ning Jinhua's penis was cut off and he was bleeding profusely?"
"Nani??? Ning Jinhua accidentally cut off his penis during hemorrhoid surgery..."
"Ah!? Ning Jinhua went to the hospital to have his penis cut off?"
The relatives of the Ning family are not all in the same group.
Some people are discussing in three or four groups of their own, chatting and passing it on to ten, and then passing it on to hundreds.
The opinions started to get more and more outrageous.
Ning Jinhua, who was lying on the bed in the ward, was still giving the middle finger to Fang's father who was smiling playfully outside the window.
But there was nothing he could do against Fang's father. Instead of being angry with him, he might as well find some fun to divert his attention.
If society dies, let society die!
The old man is here to take revenge on me. He thinks I have been rebellious for so many years, so I admit it.
Ning Jinhua breathed a long sigh of relief, and the anesthetic strength passed a little.
He reached for his phone from the side and opened WeChat. He originally wanted to check the circle of friends, but all kinds of greetings and caring chats suddenly popped up.
"Jinhua, I heard that you had an accident during a hemorrhoidectomy?"
These are relatively conservative questions.
Ning Jinhua was still confused. I had a hemorrhoidectomy. When did I get a hemorrhoidectomy?
After scrolling through the news, he was almost so angry that he didn't die on the spot.
"Why is this hospital so unreliable? Why do you think your penis is hemorrhoids? Jinhua, does it still hurt now?"
"Jinhua, does that thing of yours look like hemorrhoids?"
Ning Jinhua;? ? ?
"Jinhua, why can't you think of cutting off that thing? You are over 50 years old, are you going to have a sex change at your age?"
"Be more open-minded, brother, life is unpredictable and accidents often happen. You have to accept the reality."
"Jinhua, I just heard something related to you. They said your thing is gone?"
"My child, you have been unreliable all your life. You are over 50 years old and you still do such unreliable things. Even if the thing is useless, you can't cut it off."
"Brother, please tell me carefully. Was it because your wife disliked you because your abilities were a little poor? So you had it cut?"
These are actually relatively normal.
There is another one that is particularly outrageous.
"Does it hurt to cut that thing? Brother, I actually had the idea a long time ago. I didn't expect you to take this step earlier than me. Will they give you anesthesia?"
Ning Jinhua;? ? ?
"what fuck?"
The greetings from these people once made Ning Jinhua doubt his life, and he couldn't help but lower his head and look down a few more times.
Make sure your thing is still there!
Damn it, I almost thought I had become a eunuch.
The final version became more and more outrageous, and there were many different opinions.
It actually turned out that Ning Jinhua's wife thought he was not good at anything, so Ning Jinhua went to the hospital to get an abortion.
family group;
First floor; @宁金华, if the child wants to be more liberal, just cut it off.
Second floor; @宁金华, Jinhua, please come out and explain a few words. It’s not that you are incompetent in that area, but that you are old...
Third floor; @宁金华, a man in his 50s, why do he do such unreasonable things all day long?
The first three floors were pretty normal, nothing more than some family elders lamenting about a junior who had lost a special part of a man's body, but things down there were a bit outrageous.
Fourth floor; @宁 Jinhua, Jinhua, actually I have been coveting your wife for a long time, then my sister-in-law can come to me if she has any needs in this area... shy//emoji?(????w????)?
Fifth floor;?
Sixth floor;? ? ?
Seventh floor; 666
Eighth floor; me too! @宁金华@fourth floor.
Ninth floor; me too!Color//emoji was originally the work of the prime minister’s wife as a gift of dogs and horses.
After seeing the news on the fourth floor, Ning Jinhua's expression gradually changed from dark to furious.
What the fuck are you talking about? This piece of news immediately shocked Ning Jinhua.
Ning Jinhua; @Fourth Floor, @Eighth Floor, @Ninth Floor, those people upstairs, you fucking stand up! ! !
[The user exits the group chat]
[The user exits the group chat]
Ning Jinhua took several deep breaths back and forth.
Why did I get hemorrhoids removed and all the people were looking at my wife? Bah, that’s not right. Why did I get hemorrhoids removed?
I don’t have hemorrhoids. If I cut your hemorrhoids, it would be a gunshot wound!
Eleventh Floor: You guys are really free. Ning Jinhua fainted during surgery, not dead. Aren't you looking for trouble?If you have thoughts about someone else's wife, you can't say it to her face.
Ning Jinhua; @九楼that one, if you don’t quit the group, are you waiting for me to come to your house in the middle of the night and kill you?
The next moment, Ning Jinhua's screen went black.
[You have been removed from the group chat]
Ning Jinhua;…
"I fucking..."
He gritted his teeth and suppressed the anger in his heart and put down his cell phone.
Now that I have been removed from the group chat, I can't find a chance to explain even if I want to. I can only wait for clarification after I am discharged from the hospital.
At this moment, Ning Jinhua looked up and saw the concerned face of his current wife outside the glass window.
The woman carefully pointed to Ning Jinhua's lower body and made a mouth gesture;
"Jin Hua, I didn't mean it last time when I said you couldn't do it...can you still pretend to be there?"
what! ?
Ning Jinhua was stunned for a moment, and then he felt a rush of hot blood rushing to Tianling Gai.
puff.
Damn it!I really feel like I’m not good at it!
This time he rolled his eyes and fainted completely.
"Doctor, doctor, my husband lost too much blood and burped..."
"Holy shit, Jinhua fainted, call the doctor quickly."
"Oh my god, it's going to kill someone. Cutting off the penis is going to kill someone."
In an instant, there was a mess at the door of the ward.
He could imagine the scene after Grandma Ning and the seventh and eighth aunts arrived.
Those elders are always arrogant, and they will definitely blame Ning Jinhua for being in his 50s, how come he can't even take care of himself!
Ning Jinhua was injured this time to protect the hacker king Zheng, but he couldn't tell.
He could only pretend that he failed to take care of himself and was hospitalized due to physical problems.
This wave broke my teeth and swallowed it in my stomach. It was really uncomfortable for my grandma.
As for being embarrassed, it’s really embarrassing...
As expected, Mr. Ning really meant what he said.
Half an hour later, a large group of relatives gathered outside the clinic door.
Fang Mo looked familiar to everyone. They were basically relatives of the Ning family whom he had met at weddings.
Fang Mo's eyelids were twitching wildly as he watched everyone talking through the glass window, pointing at the loveless Ning Jinhua inside.
"Oh, this kid Jinhua is just disobedient. He's over 50 years old. How come he can't even take care of himself? Look at the trouble and he's hospitalized now, making his family worry."
"Really, I'm just like a child every day. Many of the things my elders say are reasonable. If you don't follow the path arranged by your elders, look, will your body be damaged?"
"That's right. How come a small butt surgery ended up in the hospital?"
"I understand this situation. I've also had surgery, just to cut off hemorrhoids. It's so pretentious. How old you are, you still need to be hospitalized for such a small operation."
Mr. Ning wanted to ruin Ning Jinhua's reputation, but he didn't explain it to him and said calmly;
"I spoiled him."
"Our Yuelan is more mature and steady than him as a father in everything he does."
Hearing this, the seventh and eighth aunts nodded again.
"Yes, yes, Jinhua is just like a child. How can he look like a father? He is not yet mature as a daughter. Last time, he even wanted to dictate the marriage of his two children at the wedding."
"Oh, this father doesn't want to worry about anyone. He can't even take care of himself and still has to take care of his children."
Ning Jinhua was lying on the hospital bed. The anesthetic had not worn off yet, and he couldn't even move.
He could only act like he was being paraded through the streets before going to the execution ground, bracing himself to face the gossips of his relatives outside the door.
Another 10 minutes passed.
Fang Mo's parents also arrived.
Lao Fang was the first to lean over and stare at Ning Jinhua in the ward.
Noticing Ning Jin Huasheng's loveless expression, Old Fang couldn't help but almost burst into laughter.
"Lao Ning's dignity as a father has completely disappeared. Why did you go to the hospital for hemorrhoidectomy?"
Nima!
Ning Jinhua almost vomited blood.
"Fang Chen, I was injured to protect your son!"
When did I get a hemorrhoidectomy?
This is a gunshot wound, a gunshot wound!
It's a fucking gunshot wound!
It's a pity that the Ning family's innate skill is lip reading, but the Fang family does not.
Father Fang was laughing so hard outside the door that his father's classic words suddenly appeared in Fang Mo's mind. If Ning Jinhua was arrogant again, he would give birth to a little son to slander their little daughter...
Fang Mo touched the tip of his nose angrily, always feeling that his father's smile was full of schadenfreude.
At the same time, the relatives of the Ning family nearby also began to send messages to their children and other relatives of the Ning family from other places on their mobile phones, talking about today's events.
Second uncle: Have you heard?Ning Jinhua's buttocks are injured and hospitalized. I think the bandage is quite serious...
Aunt Ning; What?Ning Jinhua was hospitalized for hemorrhoidectomy?Is it still serious?
Aunt Ning immediately sent the news to the family group, and several relatives immediately jumped up to discuss it.
"Serious!? Ning Jinhua's buttocks were bleeding heavily? Was he sent to the hospital?"
"What!? Hemorrhoids cut his butt and he bleeds profusely?"
"What!? Is it because the doctor cut off his penis due to shaking hands, so he is bleeding profusely?"
"What the hell!? Ning Jinhua's penis was cut off and he was bleeding profusely?"
"Nani??? Ning Jinhua accidentally cut off his penis during hemorrhoid surgery..."
"Ah!? Ning Jinhua went to the hospital to have his penis cut off?"
The relatives of the Ning family are not all in the same group.
Some people are discussing in three or four groups of their own, chatting and passing it on to ten, and then passing it on to hundreds.
The opinions started to get more and more outrageous.
Ning Jinhua, who was lying on the bed in the ward, was still giving the middle finger to Fang's father who was smiling playfully outside the window.
But there was nothing he could do against Fang's father. Instead of being angry with him, he might as well find some fun to divert his attention.
If society dies, let society die!
The old man is here to take revenge on me. He thinks I have been rebellious for so many years, so I admit it.
Ning Jinhua breathed a long sigh of relief, and the anesthetic strength passed a little.
He reached for his phone from the side and opened WeChat. He originally wanted to check the circle of friends, but all kinds of greetings and caring chats suddenly popped up.
"Jinhua, I heard that you had an accident during a hemorrhoidectomy?"
These are relatively conservative questions.
Ning Jinhua was still confused. I had a hemorrhoidectomy. When did I get a hemorrhoidectomy?
After scrolling through the news, he was almost so angry that he didn't die on the spot.
"Why is this hospital so unreliable? Why do you think your penis is hemorrhoids? Jinhua, does it still hurt now?"
"Jinhua, does that thing of yours look like hemorrhoids?"
Ning Jinhua;? ? ?
"Jinhua, why can't you think of cutting off that thing? You are over 50 years old, are you going to have a sex change at your age?"
"Be more open-minded, brother, life is unpredictable and accidents often happen. You have to accept the reality."
"Jinhua, I just heard something related to you. They said your thing is gone?"
"My child, you have been unreliable all your life. You are over 50 years old and you still do such unreliable things. Even if the thing is useless, you can't cut it off."
"Brother, please tell me carefully. Was it because your wife disliked you because your abilities were a little poor? So you had it cut?"
These are actually relatively normal.
There is another one that is particularly outrageous.
"Does it hurt to cut that thing? Brother, I actually had the idea a long time ago. I didn't expect you to take this step earlier than me. Will they give you anesthesia?"
Ning Jinhua;? ? ?
"what fuck?"
The greetings from these people once made Ning Jinhua doubt his life, and he couldn't help but lower his head and look down a few more times.
Make sure your thing is still there!
Damn it, I almost thought I had become a eunuch.
The final version became more and more outrageous, and there were many different opinions.
It actually turned out that Ning Jinhua's wife thought he was not good at anything, so Ning Jinhua went to the hospital to get an abortion.
family group;
First floor; @宁金华, if the child wants to be more liberal, just cut it off.
Second floor; @宁金华, Jinhua, please come out and explain a few words. It’s not that you are incompetent in that area, but that you are old...
Third floor; @宁金华, a man in his 50s, why do he do such unreasonable things all day long?
The first three floors were pretty normal, nothing more than some family elders lamenting about a junior who had lost a special part of a man's body, but things down there were a bit outrageous.
Fourth floor; @宁 Jinhua, Jinhua, actually I have been coveting your wife for a long time, then my sister-in-law can come to me if she has any needs in this area... shy//emoji?(????w????)?
Fifth floor;?
Sixth floor;? ? ?
Seventh floor; 666
Eighth floor; me too! @宁金华@fourth floor.
Ninth floor; me too!Color//emoji was originally the work of the prime minister’s wife as a gift of dogs and horses.
After seeing the news on the fourth floor, Ning Jinhua's expression gradually changed from dark to furious.
What the fuck are you talking about? This piece of news immediately shocked Ning Jinhua.
Ning Jinhua; @Fourth Floor, @Eighth Floor, @Ninth Floor, those people upstairs, you fucking stand up! ! !
[The user exits the group chat]
[The user exits the group chat]
Ning Jinhua took several deep breaths back and forth.
Why did I get hemorrhoids removed and all the people were looking at my wife? Bah, that’s not right. Why did I get hemorrhoids removed?
I don’t have hemorrhoids. If I cut your hemorrhoids, it would be a gunshot wound!
Eleventh Floor: You guys are really free. Ning Jinhua fainted during surgery, not dead. Aren't you looking for trouble?If you have thoughts about someone else's wife, you can't say it to her face.
Ning Jinhua; @九楼that one, if you don’t quit the group, are you waiting for me to come to your house in the middle of the night and kill you?
The next moment, Ning Jinhua's screen went black.
[You have been removed from the group chat]
Ning Jinhua;…
"I fucking..."
He gritted his teeth and suppressed the anger in his heart and put down his cell phone.
Now that I have been removed from the group chat, I can't find a chance to explain even if I want to. I can only wait for clarification after I am discharged from the hospital.
At this moment, Ning Jinhua looked up and saw the concerned face of his current wife outside the glass window.
The woman carefully pointed to Ning Jinhua's lower body and made a mouth gesture;
"Jin Hua, I didn't mean it last time when I said you couldn't do it...can you still pretend to be there?"
what! ?
Ning Jinhua was stunned for a moment, and then he felt a rush of hot blood rushing to Tianling Gai.
puff.
Damn it!I really feel like I’m not good at it!
This time he rolled his eyes and fainted completely.
"Doctor, doctor, my husband lost too much blood and burped..."
"Holy shit, Jinhua fainted, call the doctor quickly."
"Oh my god, it's going to kill someone. Cutting off the penis is going to kill someone."
In an instant, there was a mess at the door of the ward.
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