The evil first wife who wears a book, and the future first assistant wants to kill me every day

Preface: Amnesia gag, give up before it’s too late, mark it in bold quotation marks, don’t read it!

If you feel all kinds of outrageous and ridiculous, stop it in time, it’s good for you and me.

For readers who want to see how cruel, picky, and abusive this book is, I would like to advise you to stop it immediately.

If you don't like it anymore, you should give up. There is no need to force it. No one is forcing you. We will meet again in the sea of ​​books.

The kind suggestions from readers who have followed me along the way are actually something the author will think about, reflect on, and adopt.

As for the torture part, the heroine part is almost over, and she will take revenge later.

For readers who have not left, I am very grateful for accompanying you along the way!

I wish those who can read it, happy reading.

……Dividing line……

What is happiness?

Happiness is sleeping until you wake up naturally, and then waking up to see all kinds of delicious food waiting for you to ravage.

In a very long dream, Yunwei was so seduced by the smell of rice that she could no longer hold back and woke up.

The first thing you see is a girl's gauze tent and an antique room.

The maids who were walking around the room were holding various exquisite delicacies and standing in front of the bed, making people's appetites whet their appetite.

She was just about to bring it over when suddenly there was a cute little maid in pink clothes. Seeing that she was awake, she rushed towards her and said, "Princess, you are finally awake. Can you eat something before going to bed?"

Princess?calls me?

Her mind went blank, and three classic time travel questions popped up: Who am I?Where am I?What am I doing?

But... my belly was also blank. I was so hungry that I didn't have time to think about it. My eyes fell on all kinds of exquisite and beautiful food in red, green and green colors.

You asked me to eat something to sleep with, but you brought it to me.

The little maid somehow misunderstood and thought she didn't want to eat, so she cried and begged, "I beg you, please eat a little, please?"

Yunwei swallowed, thinking, don't beg, I'm begging you, girl, come on, put the food in my mouth, okay?

It wasn't that she was lazy, it was just that she had just discovered that her body was so weak that it was difficult to even raise her hands to speak.

I don’t want to cook, but I don’t have the energy to cook.

Unfortunately, she stared at him for a long time. All the little maids stood with their heads bowed and did not come forward. The little maid next to her cried and hit her, and her words of "I eat, eat, eat, eat, eat" were suppressed several times.

Alas, Yunwei sighed, life is not easy.

In the end, the little maid came to her senses and took charge of her own affairs. She helped her up and fed her a bowl of porridge.

To be honest, Yunwei has been staring at meat...

It's a pity that the little maid didn't notice and only gave her porridge...

While feeding him, he cried and said: "Just eat some, please eat some, I beg you, slave."

Yunwei really wanted to say: Then give me some, give me some, just give me porridge, and I also beg you to give me a piece of meat, okay?

Unfortunately, her mouth was full of porridge when she muttered. The little maid probably didn't hear her clearly. She thought she didn't want to drink, sighed, and put back the remaining half bowl of porridge.

and told everyone to get down.

Get down there, I'm not full yet.

Yun Wei subconsciously said, "I'm not full yet..."

Suddenly the whole room fell silent, and the little maid in pink clothes seemed to be frozen, staring at her in stunned surprise as if she had discovered a new world.

What, is it illegal to eat an extra mouthful of food or is it too high in calories to maintain a healthy figure?

Before she could figure out what was wrong with taking an extra bite, the little maid suddenly burst into tears, as big as a bean and crystal clear. She could cry even more than the heroine Qiong Yao.

The shoulders were shaking, the pear blossoms were raining, and Yunwei's heart softened as she cried.

Finally sighed, "Stop crying, can I stop eating?"

Just eat half a bowl of porridge and you won't be so sad, girl.

Who knew that the maidservant would cry even harder after hearing this.

Yun Wei was a little helpless as she was crying, so she thought about it and said, "Then I can eat some more?"

After saying this, the little maid almost squatted on the ground and howled wildly.

Yun Wei had a headache from the howling, and just as she touched her head, the little maid in pink clothes suddenly asked: "Princess... do you remember me?"

This question made Yunwei's heart pound.

Don't say I don't remember you, I don't even know what this body is called.

While eating porridge earlier, her blank mind still worked and she observed the surrounding situation.

The ancient room was called a princess, and there were many servants and maids, but it wasn't her...

Why she was sure it wasn't her was because she had some sporadic modern memories in her mind just now.

Although it was not comprehensive, she quickly checked and knew that she was not from ancient times and that her name was Yun Wei.

Oh, she also searched the memory of the original person, but it came up blank.

It was an ancient superstition, and she couldn't explain why at the moment, fearing that someone would take her body and burn her to death.

Yunwei stayed calm, didn't panic, and found an excuse to try first.

"Hmm... I can't remember. My head hurts so much. Did I hit my head before?"

As she said this, she pretended to have a headache and made a fuss.

Unexpectedly, the little maid immediately stepped forward, supported her and said, "Don't think about it if you can't remember it. You have been ill for a long time, so you may not be able to remember. It doesn't matter. I am by your side. I will tell you the story slowly in the future. You will never forget it." Don’t overthink it.”

Yun Wei took advantage of the situation and said oh, thinking to herself, this little maid is so easy to deceive, no, she is so considerate.

With what she just said, the little maid in pink passed all the food in front of her, letting her choose whatever she wanted to eat.

Yunwei skipped the meat and chose the light one.

She felt that her body was very weak. She should not eat too much or be greasy. She should eat slowly when she recovers.

This maintenance lasts for half a month.

She can finally eat meat, woo woo woo.

After taking it for another half month, I finally changed from a yellowish complexion to a somewhat human-like appearance.

After coming here for more than a month, Yunwei finally understood the current situation completely.

Her original name was Yunwei, the princess of the princess, and the maid who served her was named Ruhua, who had been serving her since she was a child.

The original person seemed to be suffering from a serious illness. The maids below said that he had a high fever and was completely burned out.

Then she came...

She said she had a headache, and the doctor diagnosed her with brain burn and amnesia. No one in the family doubted it.

Of course, it may be because of her good acting skills...

In short, this perfect diagnosis allowed her to just become an amnesiac princess without making any excuses, and just be fed and served every day.

There are also people who come every day to ask for help.

As for retired old Duke Yun Zhen, the original father, after learning that she had woken up, he visited her almost every day and showed his kindness to her.

To be honest, I dote on her very much and almost always respond to her requests.

But even though she loves her so much, Yunwei still doesn't feel much affection for her.

She felt that maybe it was the affection that Old Yun's father had for the original person. It wasn't that she couldn't empathize with the original person, so she could only pretend to be obedient every time.

He originally had an older brother who was born as a concubine, named Yun Chao, who got into the position of governor of Lin'an. The fact that a concubine got into this position showed that he was a shrewd man.

When Yunwei heard about this brother, she felt a little embarrassed, afraid of being seen through.

But after spending a few days together, she surprisingly didn't feel any nervousness.

Although this brother didn't talk much, he came to sit with her for an hour every day when she first woke up.

It was strange, Yun Wei felt unexpectedly warm despite looking cold.

There was another emperor who seemed to be very kind to her. After she woke up, he sent her countless supplements and gave her a title, all the while smiling.

But Yun Wei felt horrified because she discovered that the other party was as modern as herself!

Recalling the first time he came to see her, she dismissed the servants and talked about a bunch of inexplicable memories of her childhood alone in the room. When she saw no response, she exchanged the code with her.

Yun Wei almost broke out in a cold sweat when she heard about how the king of heaven suppressed the tigers of the earth, and the pagoda suppressed the river monsters.

How does this emperor know that she is a modern person?

She didn't dare admit it.

The other party is the emperor, the most powerful person in the world. If he finds out that she is a modern person and does not meet fellow villagers, but is wary of her, it will be the end of the world.

So Yunwei pretended to be stupid and lost her memory.