Educated Youth: I have a critical strike system

"Xiaowu, are you going to the commune tomorrow?"

"Huh?? Um, what's going on??"

"It's okay. When you go there tomorrow, take the opportunity to mail the remaining rabbits and pheasants to your fourth sister. It's not easy for her in the army."

"Oh, I see."

while eating.

He heard his mother, Gao Xiuying, suddenly say to him.

Originally, Chen Yue thought she was going to ask Erya and Sanya about going to school.

Unexpectedly, he thought too much.

This is good, as it saves the two of them from continuing to grind their teeth.

It seems that even if she still has thoughts about Erya and Sanya going to school, she has no choice but to acquiesce.

Even if it doesn't work, it will work.

"Mom, why do you only have so much meat??"

It was also appropriate to mail it to Fourth Sister. Chen Yue had no objection.

After sighing and glancing at the vegetable basin, Chen Yue couldn't help but asked speechlessly.

Good guy.

Of the whole pheasant chicken, only three melons and two dates were left when it came to her.

Half half half half? ?

This is too outrageous.

"How much more do you want to eat?? It's good to have meat if you're not old enough. Why are you so particular about it?"

Gao Xiuying hummed.

I don't want to talk to him anymore.

I saw my eldest brother eating so loudly that he didn't even fart. It was so delicious.

Chen Yue had no choice but to give up.

Just like she said, it's good to have meat to eat these days, and you're so particular about it.

He didn't care anyway.

At worst, just turn on a small stove secretly.

Can a living person be choked to death by urinating? ?

Chen Yue did this because he actually wanted his family to eat better.

It's a pity that obviously I don't think so.

Then what nonsense did he say?

"You damn boy, you didn't rinse your mouth the last few times you ate meat before going out, did you? You have to remember this time. If you have nothing else to do, learn from your elder brother and sister-in-law and see how they do it."

"what??"

Hear her then snort at him again.

Chen Yue's eyes almost fell out.

Still want to do this? ?

Is it that exaggerated? ?

"Ah what?? I asked you, did you hear that? Every family in the village can hardly open the pot, but our family can still eat meat. It's not nice to spread the news. Are you stupider than Erya and Sanya?? Brain Woolen cloth??"

Seeing that he was stunned, Gao Xiuying was almost furious.

Uh! !

Ok.

Seeing that my mother even used Erya and Sanya to despise him.

Chen Yue couldn't help but smile bitterly.

He feels that he has tried very hard to integrate into this era.

But it seems that is not enough.

There are so many things to pay attention to when eating some meat.

Chen Yue almost collapsed.

But no matter what, what I said still makes sense.

Since the whole family is doing this, it must be right.

With a serious look on his face, he nodded and said to the cheap old lady: "Mom, I remember. Didn't I forget?? Hehe."

hey-hey? ?

You're still a dick.

I saw him still smiling playfully.

Gao Xiuying rolled her eyes and said: "Anyway, you have to remember this matter. Remember it. The same goes for you. If anyone dares to forget, my rolling pin is not made of mud. You can weigh it yourself."

Stop talking.

Gao Xiuying just immersed herself in eating.

Chen Yue looked around and found that his eldest brother, sister-in-law, Erya and Sanya were all nodding like garlic. Even Fourth Ya and Xiaoya were nodding their heads in agreement, looking speechless.

how? ?

Who has forgotten that she really hit someone with a rolling pin? ?

This is too outrageous.

However, after experiencing this experience, Chen Yue said that he has firmly remembered it.

There is no way.

Even though I gave you an "ultimatum" warning, he didn't dare not take it seriously.

After all, what she said did make sense.

If you don't understand, you can see if Chen Yue listens.

Chen Yue is also a very reasonable person.

But he won't be ignored and can still make a three-pointer.

Nor is it necessary.

"Her uncle, Erya and Sanya are going to school tomorrow??"

After dinner.

When Chen Yue was about to get some toilet paper and squat in the hut, he was suddenly approached by his sister-in-law.

Hearing this, Chen Yue nodded directly and said: "I don't have to go to school tomorrow, so I'm going to sign up. What's going on? Sister-in-law, are you busy?"

"It's okay, it's okay, I just want to ask, are you going to the latrine?? Then go quickly, I won't disturb you, I have to clean up the house."

Seeing him nodding, Ding Hongfang quickly said again.

She was indeed just asking casually.

Now that her brother-in-law has almost done it, what else can she say? ?

I can only let it go.

Besides, it's already come to this, so what's the use of her further objection? ?

Besides, she didn't dare to speak out against it.

She knew her brother-in-law's temper best.

It explodes on fire, just like my mother-in-law's temper.

She didn't dare to provoke him.

There was nothing I could do. I didn’t have the confidence to give birth to a boy, and I didn’t dare to speak loudly at home.

Not to mention having trouble with my brother-in-law.

She doesn't even have the guts.

Even if my brother-in-law is not angry, my mother-in-law will whip her with a feather duster when she hears it.

"baffling."

Seeing his sister-in-law Ding Hongfang turn around and leave, Chen Yue was still a little confused.

But he ignored it, held his stomach, and hurried to the latrine.

After a burst of artillery fire, there was a burst of noise, and Chen Yue suddenly felt comfortable all over.

After it was almost done, Chen Yue took out a roll of paper towel from the system, pulled off three pieces and threw the rest back into the space, wiped his butt, picked up his pants and walked out.

He looked quite hurried.

no way.

There was no flush toilet in the latrine, so a hole was dug and two pieces of wood were placed on it, which made it smelly.

After squatting for such a short time, Chen Yue almost fainted.

Even more exaggerated.

There were a lot of baby flies crawling around inside, which almost made him sick to death.

If he couldn't bear it, he wouldn't even want to come to the latrine.

It was just too tortured.