Educated Youth: I have a critical strike system

"Hello, Comrade Xiao Chen."

"Hello, hello, please sit down. Would you like tea or boiled water?"

Fourth sister’s house.

Chen Yue didn't wait long. Within a quarter of an hour, he saw the fourth sister and three people, two men and one woman, walking in.

The man at the head was in his 40s, tall and tall, with a resolute face. When he came in, he first took the initiative to say hello to Chen Yue.

Seeing them coming in, Chen Yue immediately stood up with a very enthusiastic attitude.

Although I will definitely have to 'work hard' to fool people next, I still have to have the enthusiasm I should have, just pretend.

"No, no, no need to bother, Comrade Xiao Chen, we had a drink at the guest house, let's start a formal chat now... By the way, my surname is Qi, Qi Weili, and this is Xiao Wu Xiaoqi."

While Qi Weili was talking, he extended his right hand towards Chen Yue.

"Oh, yes, Comrade Qi, Comrade Wu, Comrade Qi, please sit down."

Chen Yue stretched out his hand to shake his hand and said hello again. After the three of them sat down, Chen Yue continued: "Comrade Qi, you can ask whatever you want, but I can't guarantee that I can make it clear. After all, I was just with him at the time. It was just a one-time relationship, and I didn’t even know what his name was.”

Chen Yue took the initiative to stir up the topic and said to Qi Weili helplessly.

Comrade Qi Weili was the person in charge at first glance. Chen Yue looked directly at him when he spoke.

"It doesn't matter, as long as there are clues. You don't know that person's name, but do you remember his specific appearance?? This Comrade Xiao Qi is the painter we specially brought here. Comrade Xiao Chen, can you describe the appearance of the old man in detail? What does it look like??”

Chen Yue:......

your sister.

Very well prepared.

Hearing Qi Weili's words, Chen Yuena's balls hurt. He was definitely prepared for this.

"I can only briefly describe the specific appearance——"

"Just give a rough idea. Comrade Xiao Qi is a professional. Comrade Xiao Chen doesn't need to worry."

day.

Am I worried about whether she is professional? ? I'm worried that it won't be easy for you to fool me.

Hearing this, the corners of Chen Yue's mouth twitched slightly, and he saw three people staring at him intently. Comrade Xiao Wu had prepared papers and pens, which should be used for taking notes, while Comrade Xiao Qi had prepared a drawing board. , just waiting for him to speak, what else can Chen Yue do? ? He could only raise his head to reminisce, and after thinking for a while, he said: "The old man should be between 50 and 60 years old. He has a thin face and a goatee on his chin. Oh, and the beard has turned white."

“Where are the eyes and nose??”

Comrade Xiao Qi asked.

"The eyes are a bit triangular, and the nose is similar to Comrade Xiao Wu, except there are a lot of brown spots on the bridge of his nose, and he has a lot of wrinkles on his face."

“Where’s the mouth??”

"The mouth is probably similar to that of Comrade Qi..."

"Summarize the face."

Chen Yue:......

I sum it up like this——

"You have a clear face. By the way, what about the hair?? He also has a bun on his head. Do you think he is a Taoist priest??"

Chen Yue asked in a pretentious manner.

"Are you sure? Comrade Xiao Chen, how are you dressed? Are you wearing a Taoist robe? If, as you said, your hair is in a bun, maybe you are really a Taoist priest."

Upon hearing his words, Qi Weili's eyes suddenly lit up.

"Probably."

Chen Yue nodded heavily, the image of 'Zhang Sanfeng' and 'Taoist Master Chongxu' floating in his mind.

"Xiao Wu, write down this clue. Xiao Qi, you can continue."

"Okay, Director Qi." Comrade Xiao Qi, a lesbian painter, nodded and turned the drawing board towards Chen Yue: "Comrade Xiao Chen, do you think what I drew looks like? Does the eyes, nose, mouth, and face look like this? ??Is there anything inappropriate??”

"The eyes and nose are about the same, the mouth needs to be longer, and the face needs to be slimmer."

Chen Yue looked at her carefully for a while before saying something to her.

You can't just draw and look like it, right? ? That's too outrageous, I have to find fault with her.

"Do you want to be thinner?? I'll change it. Well, you can take a look now. Is this okay??"

Comrade Xiao Qi rustled the cardboard for a while, then turned to Chen Yue and asked him to read it.

Chen Yue looked at her carefully for a long time, and still found something wrong with her. Either her face was too thin, or her eyebrows were wrong, and the proportions of her eyes and nose were also wrong. In short, it was not that easy to make a "portrait" Just succeed.

This kind of thing is too simple to handle. Doesn't it seem that Comrade Chen is too perfunctory? ? In that case, there would be too many doubts, and that would be impossible.

Since it's 'fooling', it has to look like 'fooling' and try to stay as close to the 'truth' as ​​possible.

"Oh, then I will continue to correct it, Comrade Xiao Chen. Does that old comrade have any obvious features on his face??"

"Obvious features?? Longer eyebrows??"

"Long eyebrows?? How to grow them??"

Chen Yue:......

White eyebrow Taoist's eyebrows are on line? ? How about 'Yimei Taoist'? ?

Let me go, what should I do if I have difficulty choosing? ?

"What do you mean by eyebrows? There are knuckles growing out of the eyebrows at both ends, and the eyebrows in the middle are almost connected together, like a straight line."

Chen Yue tried his best to 'remember', but it took a lot of effort to fool them.

"The eyebrows are almost in a straight line?? Then do you think it's right for me to draw it like this??"

Comrade Xiao Qi asked.

This Comrade Xiao Qi must indeed be a seasoned master. The pencil sketch looked quite similar. Chen Yue stared at it, good guy, this is really looking more and more like a 'human'.

Looking at the 'character' in the portrait, Chen Yue couldn't help but admire her 'craftsmanship'. If her face wasn't a bit long, she would have become our familiar 'Uncle Nine'.

Although I can only vaguely see the outline, it is really 5 or 6 points similar, master.

"It's about the same, except that the cheekbones need to be a little more sunken. After all, I'm an old man."

Chen Yue smiled and gave Comrade Xiao Qi a thumbs up, with a look of 'admiration' on his face.

Comrade Xiao Qi smiled softly, lowered his head and changed it again. Finally, he went back and forth 7 or 8 times. Chen Yue finally expressed his satisfaction and said loudly: "Yes, that's it. Comrade Qi is awesome." .”

Chen Yue put a high hat on her. It was all nonsense anyway. It was incredible for Chen Yue to be able to draw like this. What a great talent.

"Haha, Comrade Xiao Qi is the most powerful painter in our military region. Take a look at Comrade Chen, is it really like this? Is there anything else you can add?"

Seeing that his eyes changed with excitement, as if he had been given a shot of chicken blood, with an expression of admiration, Qi Weili immediately said cheerfully.

"Sure, very sure."

Chen Yue nodded again.

I've done it back and forth many times, and I'm not sure what to do anymore.

Anyway, they'd be damned if they could find this guy.

Especially people with eyebrows like this. Although the features are obvious, they are extremely rare. There are some in movies. They are not from this era. Where can they find them? ? That's not a joke.

But this is what Chen Yue wants, so he can't find it.

"Just make sure. Thank you very much for Comrade Xiao Chen's cooperation. Please excuse me. This old comrade looks like an expert hermit at first glance, and his features are so obvious. He should be easy to find."

Seeing how determined he was, Qi Weili couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

As long as there is a portrait, it is hard to believe that the person will not be found under a nationwide search. Although the sea of ​​​​people is vast, there is a general location. Now that there is a portrait, if the two sides are combined into one, can people still fly to the sky? ? That's absolutely impossible.

What they lacked before was this 'portrait'. When the time comes, the comrades who are looking for the person will all have one copy, and it will not take long to find the person. Qi Weili has this confidence.

"One more thing, Comrade Xiao Chen, we need to confirm the place where you met this old comrade. You must remember this, right?"

The previous location was relayed verbally by Chief of Staff Jing, so in order to avoid any mistakes, Qi Weili asked solemnly again.

What can Chen Yue do? ? Of course, I repeated it again carefully, and it was more detailed than what I told the cheap father-in-law last time.

There is nothing I can do, who asked people to ask such detailed questions? ? It won't work if you don't talk about it carefully.

After his mouth was almost dry and he explained many details in detail and asked questions clearly, Qi Weili finally stood up, took the initiative to end the conversation, and solemnly expressed his gratitude to Chen Yue.

After the three people left with serious and happy faces, Chen Yue almost collapsed in his chair. Damn it, he finally fooled these three people away. Why was it so difficult for him? ?

But fortunately, this matter should finally be over, right? ? Chen Yue didn't hope there would be a next time, it was so painful.

Next time——

No, there is no next time. If there are still good things next time, he will let "Wu Yanzu", "Gu Tianle" and other comrades take action. It is best for him to continue to hide behind the scenes and be an invisible person. After all, it is too troublesome and too conspicuous. .

Like this time, he was a little secretive and thought poorly, so he even followed up and was approached by others. This matter must never happen again, it is necessary.

In the future, if there are any good things that are inconvenient and you want to give them to your family, just use the name of your foreign "cousin". It is better than doing it himself and it is much more convenient, right? ?

"Just do it, damn."

Chen Yue, who was a little overwhelmed by what happened today, made up his mind decisively. He would never do this again in the future. He was really scared. It was such a fucking trouble. Wow.