Educated Youth: I have a critical strike system
Chapter 348: Uncle: I won’t live long.
"Routou——"
Chen Yue:......
Wangjiawa, village head.
The group of 6 people finally came back at almost 6 o'clock in the evening. Si Ya was playing with Xiao Ya at the end of the village. The sharp-eyed Xiao Ya saw Chen Yue's uncle at a glance and screamed.
"Uncle Wu, Wuya wants to eat meat——"
Hei Wa, a little expert at playing with mud, shouted to Chen Yue vaguely with sweet chocolate in his mouth.
Chen Yue curled his lips, why do you want to eat meat? How often does Xiaoya not do this? ? It seems like it really can't be changed.
He didn't bring so many things when he came back this time. There was no food, but there was indeed two kilograms of meat in his satchel, so he couldn't come back empty-handed.
"Routou, Rourou, go home and eat Rourou."
Chen Yue hugged Xiaoya who flew over and said with a smile. Then he said to Heiwa and Xiaopang: "Heiwa, Xiaopang, you go back. Siya, Xiaoya, let's go home too." Eat meat, Da Ya, are there any chocolates left? Give Si Ya two, and Xiao Ya won’t eat them."
"Eat eat——"
"Eat you big-headed devil, be careful of choking."
Hearing Xiaoya's muttering, Chen Yuequan turned a deaf ear to it, and it was better not to let her eat that thing.
"Routou——"
"Okay, Rourou, eat it when you get home."
Chen Yue was helpless, this snack foodie.
"What's wrong, Daya, not enough? I still have a box in my bag, let's share it with them all."
Turning around, he saw a large group of children looking at Daya eagerly. Daya looked helpless and distressed. Chen Yue held Xiaoya in one hand and took out a box of chocolates with the other. There were many children in the village, so they really needed more. One box.
"Xiaowu, I heard you said you have a wife. How is she? When will you bring her back to see you?"
An old man in the village watched with a smile as Da Ya handed out candies to the children, and said to Chen Yue with a smile.
"He's very nice. He's coming soon."
What can Chen Yue say? ? He had no choice but to fool around for a while, then he dispersed the smoke and walked to Lao Chen's house with a few little girls.
Sooner or later, Jing Dai will be brought back to have a look. This is the time, who knows.
"What kind of candy is this? Why is it so dark?"
"It's candy anyway, Xiao Wu is extraordinary now."
"Isn't it good??"
Holding Xiaoya in his arms and walking towards the village, Chen Yue could still hear the villagers talking behind him. Chen Yue couldn't help but laugh. He, Chen, was certainly extraordinary now. Unfortunately, he could only walk at night in brocade clothes most of the time. He didn't dare to be too high-profile. He was helpless.
Fortunately, the little Jeep couldn't drive to Wangjiawa, otherwise they might have caused more of a stir.
"Siya, why did you take Xiaoya out to play?? Are they not there??"
"Routou——"
Chen Yue:......
Depend on.
Who asked you? ?
Hearing that Xiaoya was getting horny again, Chen Yue slapped her little buttocks and rubbed her furry head, making the little guy giggle.
"My mother is at home, I'm looking at my little girl..."
"Tangtang——"
Chen Yue:......
"Okay, Da Ya, break half of the chocolate for Xiao Ya."
Seeing Xiaoya unable to stay still in his arms, looking eagerly at the chewing mouths of Erya, Three Ya and Four Ya, with rattling in their mouths, Chen Yue couldn't help turning his head and said to Da Ya.
Da Ya hummed, and very obediently peeled off a piece of chocolate for Xiao Ya, then pinched it in half and stuffed the smaller half into Xiao Ya's mouth.
"Tangtang - um - eat - um - bitter -"
"You still have to endure hardship?? Oh, you can even say it's bitter??"
Chen Yue was a little surprised to hear that Xiaoya finally knew one more word.
"Bitter - um - sweet -"
"Haha, you are such a little ancestor."
Seeing Xiaoya's little face wrinkled up in pain at first, and soon her eyes were shining brightly and she was smiling broadly, Chen Yue couldn't help but be overjoyed.
"Miscellaneous, uncle is back."
Chen Yue was originally walking at the front with Xiaoya in his arms. After arriving at Lao Chen's house, Sanya ran to the front and started shouting when they entered the yard.
"Ouch, Xiao Wu is back again."
Sister-in-law Ding Hongfang didn't know what she was busy with in the yard. After hearing this, she immediately stood up and looked sideways.
"What the hell, Xiao Wu can't come back?? Why are you talking??"
My mother, Gao Xiuying, was busy in the kitchen. When she heard this, she quickly came out and directly yelled at her sister-in-law.
After hearing this, the sister-in-law immediately lowered her head like a quail and defended in a low voice: "I didn't mean that either..."
"Who knows if you have that intention? If you don't know how to speak, just don't speak. It shows that you are capable, right??"
Gao Xiuying snorted, patted her apron and turned to Chen Yue and said, "Why are you back again? The factory is not busy anymore? Why didn't you bring Jingdai back??"
"She's not available."
Chen Yuequan pretended not to hear the quarrel between his mother and his sister-in-law, since he was used to it anyway.
"Oh, why are you holding her? She's so dirty."
Gao Xiuying didn't ask any more questions. When she saw her youngest son entering the yard and still holding her little girl in her arms, she couldn't help but murmured again, how could a film about a little girl be so precious? ?
"Why is Da Ya also back? It's a holiday??"
"I——"
"Well, Da Ya is on vacation. Mom, have you cooked dinner? I brought some pork and fried it tonight. Where is brother?"
Before Da Ya could honestly 'explain', Chen Yue immediately rushed to answer, but he couldn't be so honest.
"Who knows what he did, oh."
Gao Xiuying said "oh", took the two kilograms of pork handed over by Chen Yue, and said: "I'm still cooking. Since I brought meat again, I'll ask your uncle to come and eat it later."
"to make."
Naturally, Chen Yue would not object, so after putting down Xiaoya, he ran to the uncle's house again and dragged the uncle over forcefully.
"You kid, I can't tell you to come, so you have to drag me here. Da Ya is back too??"
"Yes, sir."
"Okay, come back soon, Xiao Wu, I have to bring your wife back next time, otherwise I'm afraid I won't be able to see your uncle."
"What's wrong??"
In the old Chen's house, Chen Yue was stunned for a moment when he heard the uncle's sudden words.
"I'm getting older. I don't know how many days I can live."
The uncle said.
Chen Yue paused and said speechlessly: "Uncle, you can live for at least twenty years. There is no problem in keeping it until you are a hundred years old."
"Shit, what are you doing living for so long?? If you don't despise it, I will despise it."
Chen Yue:......
Chen Yue didn't know how to answer what he said.
"Anyway, you will definitely live to be a hundred years old. If you really want to see my partner, how about I take you to the provincial capital in two days??"
"Why do I go to the provincial capital with my old arms and legs? It's troublesome."
Hearing Chen Yue's words, the uncle shook his head directly. Firstly, his body could not bear the long journey, and secondly, he was afraid of trouble.
Chen Yue said: "What's the trouble? I'm driving back anyway, so I just drive slower."
"It won't bother you kid if you drive slower. I won't go, and you kid can worry less."
The uncle still shook his head and had no intention of going to the provincial capital.
"I'm not afraid of trouble. I'm going to go shopping. How long has it been since you went out to look outside?? I came back and drove a jeep, so it's not troublesome at all."
Chen Yue said with a smile.
"Jip?? From your brother-in-law's group??"
The uncle was surprised when he heard this.
Chen Yue smiled and said: "What, it's mine, no, it should be our family's."
"Ok??"
"Our family has a car??"
After hearing what he said, not only the uncle was stunned, but also my mother Gao Xiuying who had just walked in. The two of them stared at him with confusion on their faces.
Seeing this, Chen Yue had to 'explain' again, as a 'cousin' in a foreign country, this is what he had to say to everyone anyway.
If it weren't for the fact that there were only the uncle and the old lady here, and the eldest daughter was a member of the family, Chen Yue would have kept his mouth tightly shut.
"So that's what happened. Don't talk about it outside. It will have a bad impact."
After listening to his 'explanation', the uncle nodded, and then gave a solemn warning.
Gao Xiuying nodded again and again in a daze: "You really can't talk about this to anyone. You said the same goes for your cousin. What kind of car can you give me as a gift? What a waste."
"It's not a waste, don't tell anyone. Life abroad is definitely better than ours. Xiuying, you have something to worry about now. It's a good thing that you still have your nephew alive at home."
"Ah."
Gao Xiuying nodded heavily and wiped her nose, which felt sore again.
"This is a good thing. Why are you crying? The good days are yet to come."
Seeing Gao Xiuying wipe her tears again, the uncle couldn't help but scold her.
"It must be a good thing, hehe, oh, by the way, uncle, mother, I brought you some good things. Da Ya, call Er Ya, three Ya, four Ya, Xiao Ya and your parents over. You have to give them first You drank."
"What a good thing, why are you making trouble again?" Gao Xiuying, my mother, muttered.
"It's definitely not a disaster this time. It's a gift from someone else. Mom, you and I will try it first. It can cleanse the stomach and strengthen the body. I got it with great difficulty."
Chen Yue said.
The most important thing for him to come back this time is this matter, which is much more important than causing trouble.
"What do you think he did? Xiao Wu knows the severity."
The curious uncle said something for Chen Yue. Chen Yue chuckled, unscrewed one bottle and handed it to the uncle first. After the uncle took it, he continued to unscrew another bottle and gave it to my mother: "Just drink it, I'll do it." The fourth sister and the fourth brother-in-law have all drank it, and it is well kept. Sir, please drink it quickly."
"Okay, okay, you kid has a lot in your pocket."
The uncle asked with a smile.
Chen Yue said: "It's a lot. Anyway, everyone has a share. You drink it, mother."
"I know, why bother??"
Gao Xiuying glared at him and saw Daya, his eldest brother and sister-in-law coming in. Xiaowu was busy twisting the bottle for them again. He raised his head and poured a bottle into his mouth. Don't tell me, it tastes pretty good. .
"What is this made of?? It's sweet."
After finishing the drink, she asked curiously.
Seeing that the uncle also drank it with a smile, Chen Yue said: "I don't know about that, I just know that it is a good thing and good for the body. Big ya, you drink one bottle, and two ya, three ya, four ya, each Xiaoya drink half a bottle." That’s enough, sister-in-law, your eldest brother will also drink a bottle each. Oh, there’s one more thing I forgot to mention. Drinking this stuff will cause diarrhea, so prepare yourself.”
"Huh?? I also have diarrhea, so why are you giving us this to drink??"
"Didn't you tell me earlier? It should be something like Croton, right?"
"It just cleanses the stomach and intestines. Hehe, it strengthens the foundation and nourishes the vitality, cleanses the menstruation and cuts the marrow. It is much more effective than croton."
Seeing my mother and uncle staring at him, Chen Yue explained.
How can this thing be compared to a mere Croton? ? Those are totally two different things, okay?
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