Educated Youth: I have a critical strike system

"Wait a minute, don't leave in a hurry, there are a few hairpins and hairbands here, all for you."

After giving the two tortoises strung with straw ropes to Daya, he jumped in the car and thought for a while. Chen Yue pretended to dig in his bag again, took out a few red hairpins and a handful of hairpins, and handed them to Daya. .

Da Ya subconsciously took it in his hand, glanced at it, and said a little embarrassedly: "Uncle, why are you buying something for me? I'll take it back to Er Ya and the others."

"what ever."

Chen Yue smiled.

Then he said to her: "You go away, be careful if I bump into you, then I will leave."

"Yeah, uncle... uncle, do a good job..."

Chen Yue:......

"You also work hard. Let's work hard together for the rise of the new government."

Big Ya: ...

Seeing that my uncle raised his fist with a serious expression, as if he had been injected with chicken blood, Da Ya didn't know what to say.

Can’t we live well for ourselves? ?

That goal was too big, and she was a little scared.

"Haha, okay, okay, I won't tease you anymore, I'm leaving."

Seeing that Da Ya's eyes could hardly move, their mouths were open, and they looked confused, Chen Yue couldn't help but burst into laughter.

Little girl, I'm going to be dumbfounded to see if you dare to pretend to be an adult.

When it comes to telling lies, Chen Yue is the master.

"Brother-in-law, have a good trip."

I go! !

After seeing him driving out, Daya waved her hand and said such a sentence to him. Chen Yue almost drove the car into a tree.

Why go all the way? You're going to the funeral.

Chen Yue also waved to Daya, and Chen Yue almost lost his teeth.

Wouldn’t you say have a nice trip? ?

You are such a talent.

……

"What the hell??"

After driving away from the county in a state of laughter.

After driving for most of the day, it was almost dark.

Chen Yue was startled when he saw a person suddenly appear in the middle of the long loess road under the headlights. He quickly braked and stopped the car.

"You are fucking seeking death... No, my friend, what do you mean?"

Chen Yue, who was still very angry at first, suddenly saw the man running out, carrying a hatchet, and rushed over. Chen Yue was a little confused for a moment.

"Food, I. I want food!!"

yo! !

Was this a robbery? ?

This is really the first time I’ve seen it.

I can't tell the exact age of this man, but he must be around 20 years old. He is very thin, his face is also dark, he is dressed like a beggar, and he is lame in one leg.

Seeing that although he was carrying a hatchet, his voice was trembling when he spoke. Chen Yue couldn't help but said to him with a bit of laughter and tears: "Brother, is this the first time you have done this?" Put down the hatchet, we have Let’s talk nicely, would you like a cigarette??”

He dared to come out and rob someone with a hatchet. Who gave him the courage? ?

"I want food, not cigarettes!"

"It's okay if you don't want to. Then let's talk carefully. Are you encountering any difficulties at home?? You can't do this. If you want to grab food, you must at least bring a gun, right?? If you don't have a machine gun or a cannon, you have to bring a rifle and a musket, right? ?? Even if you don’t have those, you can just take a jar and put some mud in it and disguise it as a mine bomb. You are not professional at all."

"I, I, I am grabbing food, give it to me quickly, or I, I will chop you up!!"

What are you talking about? ?

Who is robbing whom? ?

Hearing Chen Yue's words, the man almost went crazy and shouted with a frantic look on his face.

Seeing him jumping out of the car with a cigarette in his mouth, the man couldn't help but was so frightened that he took a few steps back. The hand holding the hatchet was red, and his face looked nervous and alert.

"Haha, what are you afraid of?? I won't eat you. I know you want to grab food. How dare you stop the car with your little courage??"

Chen Yue said with a smile.

With such courage, he looks like a rookie at first glance.

"Come and sit here, throw away the knife. Are you hungry? I'll treat you to some meat buns."

Sitting down on a rock, Chen Yue dug a few times in his bag, took out a few buns, ate one himself, and said to the 'robber' ten meters away.

This person was not a threat. Chen Yue really didn't take him seriously.

"By the way, what's your name?? Why are you doing this?? Then -"

Seeing that he didn't dare to come over, Chen Yue simply threw two buns over.

Then the man hurriedly caught one, and another one fell to the ground. He immediately squatted down and picked it up quickly.

Seeing that after he picked it up, he put the hatchet under his armpit, and then carefully patted the mud on the bun, and then stuffed it all into his trouser pocket as if he was reluctant to eat it. Chen Yue couldn't help laughing and said: "Aren't you hungry? ?Why did you come to stop the car if you weren’t hungry??”

"I, I'm hungry, I want to keep it for my mother--"

Chen Yue:......

Hearing his answer, Chen Yue suddenly couldn't speak anymore.

After a moment of silence, he asked in an unusually serious tone: "What's wrong with your mother?? There's nothing to eat at home?? No one in the village cares??"

"Who cares about us?? My mother and I live in the mountains. You... take out the buns you still have in your bag, otherwise I, I..."

"You're a piece of shit."

Chen Yue glared at him and said, "You don't have a village? Just you and your mother living together? Come on, I'll give them all to you. There are only 5 left."

"5.5 is enough. My mother and I were chased away by the villagers... Why am I telling you this?? Come on -"

Rush? ?

Kicked out by the villagers? ?

Seeing that he only spoke half of his words, Chen Yue was still speechless.

"Then go on, these few buns are enough? No more grabbing anything else?"

"...I asked you, are you sick??"

After hearing what he said, the man took the bag he threw and looked at him as if he was mentally retarded.

I have never heard of anyone being robbed, and I asked people if they wanted to rob something else.

Is this person a fool? ?

Or is there something wrong with your brain? ?

Chen Yue:......

Good guy.

Is he despised by the 'robbers'? ?

"I think you are sick. You said you finally came out to do something big, and then you just grabbed a few buns and that's it? Brother, you are really not good at this."

"Also, if you come out again in the future, you have to be like me. Just listen."

"Well, this mountain was opened by me, and this tree was planted by me. I want to pass by here and leave money to buy the road."

"Have you seen it clearly? You have to be like me, brother, you have to be professional."

Chen Yue stood up, with his hands on his hips and his head tilted upward at a 45-degree angle. His expression was 'vicious', and he had the demeanor of a green forest strongman. He also had a teaching tone, which made the person opposite him dumbfounded.

Donkey day! !

Who is the robber? !

what man.