Douluo: I mess around in Tangmen

"Family, family, family just has too many children, doesn't it?"

Ye Nanxiao was lying leisurely on a flatbed truck with a straw in his mouth.

"You can understand it this way. After all, a family is formed by spreading its branches and leaves. When there are more people, a family becomes a family."

Old Xuan responded faintly.

Wucheng is the guard city of Tiandou City. It is only a few kilometers away from Tiandou City. In addition, Tiandou City's air defense methods are too complicated, so the Luo family chose the old way of relying on convoys to get there.

"The carriages and horses used to be very slow, and I could offend a lot of people in my life, because I was like a god of war when I cursed people through letters, and I was never afraid of two and a half Mortal Kombat sentences." The bored Ye Nanxiao started talking nonsense again.

Mr. Xuan rolled his eyes at Ye Nanxiao. He had been following Ye Nanxiao for a long time, and unknowingly, his behavior began to become younger and younger.

Look how vivid this eye roll is!

The golden sun could not warm Ye Nanxiao's heart full of complaints at the moment. After finishing his nonsense, Ye Nanxiao sat up and let out a long yawn.

"By the way, why hasn't Luo Xinyao captured Yuanzi yet? Aren't they saying that women chase men? Is it true that Yuanzi is such a determined person?" Ye Nanxiao lay down again and rolled around twice, like Like a stranded salted fish.

"You don't have many righteous principles, but you have a lot of wrong ideas. Where did you hear this?" asked Mr. Xuan.

"I figured it out."

Enlightenment?

Mr. Xuan slowly pulled up his sleeves, then slapped Ye Nanxiao on the head, accurately catching the tumbling salted fish.

"You kid, you think about these things all day long when you are not practicing? Huh?" Mr. Xuan scolded.

"My face! According to the rules of the world, you don't slap people in the face!" Ye Nanxiao felt like he was being wiped by Mr. Xuan like a rag.

Mr. Xuan let go of his hand and took out his ears.

"Mr.

Hearing this, Mr. Xuan was slightly startled, as if this made sense.

"Does that mean you are not as determined as Mr. Shen?"

"Possibly! I'm even thicker-skinned than him!"

"You can be proud of that!"

The quarrel between the old man and the young man attracted the attention of many Luo family members, but Mr. Xuan was a strong man who treated even their ancestor Luo Ya as a disciple, so they did not dare to comment in private.

"Sister Xiaotao won't lie to me, right?" A girl's doubt sounded.

Luo Xinyao looked at Shen Ciyuan who had tied herself up like a rice dumpling, and took out a red booklet from the storage bracelet. This was the secret book of chasing men that Ma Xiaotao had given her.

Luo Xinyao looked at the fifth move above, domineering, and fell into deep thought.

Shen Ciyuan is now just like a little daughter-in-law who was forcibly recruited by a noble son, lying down delicately.

But he wasn't weak because of shyness and fear, he was simply wrapped in a thick vine.

Shen Ciyuan shook his body and caught a glimpse of Luo Xinyao holding a small red book. He smiled disdainfully, "It's useless. I've seen through your tricks! These things are circulated in the academy and everyone has a copy. I I’ve seen it a long time ago!”

Ye Nanxiao's Tang Sect support club produced a lot of logs recording Ye Nanxiao, which also included records of Ye Nanxiao's early days of throwing dog food.

Shen Ciyuan basically knew exactly what moves Luo Xinyao would use next.

"Well, sometimes I really doubt that my charm is not as great as that of Ye Nanxiao. He can make you so persistent, why can't I?" Luo Xinyao said quietly.

"What is obsession? What I call obsession with transcendence! Sooner or later, Nan Xiao will be pressed to the ground and rubbed by me!" Shen Ciyuan said with great pride.

"Really? Then let's practice it in advance and play the role of Ye Nanxiao."

After saying that, Luo Xinyao jumped up lightly and looked at Shen Ciyuan with a joking smile on her face.

"Um, please fasten your seat belt while driving and don't walk around!" Shen Ciyuan immediately twisted his body and huddled in the corner like a caterpillar.

"I'll kick you to death!"

I don't know if it was Ye Nanxiao's illusion, but he always felt that the road under the car seemed to shake.

"Wrigley! The line is wrong!"

Ye Nanxiao quickly shook off the half-carved core array in his hand and blew into the palm of his hand.

This operation directly caused Mr. Xuan, who was sitting next to him in a daze, to jump up and reach out to make a palm print.

An extremely dazzling ball of light erupted in the large earth-yellow palm, directly taking away the surrounding light.

"You kid! What kind of big bomb are you planning on the road? Do you want to blow me up into the sky?" Xuan Lao's face showed a fierce look, and the sharp shark teeth reflected the light.

Ye Nanxiao picked his nostrils and said, "What's up? Research on this work will never stop! The pace of the times will not stop waiting for others, we must seize every minute and every second!"

"If you didn't insist on sleeping every night without meditating, I would really believe you!" Mr. Xuan slapped Ye Nanxiao on the forehead.

"Can you please give me a break, old man!"

"Old drunkard! You obviously drank too much this morning!"

"You kid! You've been itchy again lately, haven't you?"

"Old drunkard! Want to fight?"

Luo Yi glanced at the old man and young man who were fighting behind him, and waved to the surrounding guards to continue to stay at their posts and not to come over. He even asked the surrounding carriages to stay away from the cart where the two of them were, so as not to be affected. arrive.

In the end, the two fell behind because the two hot horses in front of the cart were scared away, and there was only one plank left in the cart.

Ye Nanxiao had two chicken leg bones stuck in his hair, like a primitive man.

"You're still too young! You have so little strength to fight with me?" Mr. Xuan snorted arrogantly and patted the two big footprints on his butt.

Ye Nanxiao silently gathered an ice floe and stepped on it.

An hour later, the two arrived at the east gate of Tiandou City.

The majestic thousand-year-old ancient capital exudes a unique historical charm, and Ye Nanxiao can't help but be addicted to it.

"He should be the capital of a country. Have you seen the tallest statue in the city? That is the senior of our academy!" Mr. Xuan said with a proud smile.

Ye Nanxiao's original sense of immersion was instantly broken, and he quickly asked, "Senior? Who is it? Master? Or the first generation dean?"

"Didn't you read a lot about the history of the academy? Don't you recognize Tang San's ancestors?" Mr. Xuan reached out and slapped Ye Nanxiao on the forehead.

"I've seen it. Aren't the statues of the first generations who founded the college in the historical hall of the college? And in the main garden?" Ye Nanxiao rubbed his swollen forehead and asked.

"Ancestor Tang San was not only the founder of the Tang Sect and the first generation of the Seven Monsters of the academy, but also the Wushen Master of the Tiandou royal family! During the conflict on the mainland ten thousand years ago, he single-handedly stopped the war and saved the world at that time. The Emperor of the Tiandou Empire, and even the Imperial Master of the next Great Emperor of Tiandou!" Mr. Xuan carried the historical records engraved deep in his memory, with a trace of yearning on his face.

The final outcome of the first generation of seven monsters was to ascend to the divine realm and become gods, ancient and powerful immortals.

When they reach the level of cultivation like Mr. Xuan, the divine realm is the ultimate goal they want to pursue. Even the always gentle Mr. Mu is no exception to this.

No Limit Douluo would not want the miracle of God Zhu to happen to him. Throughout the history of the continent, countless Limit Douluo have traveled across the continent in search of the legendary God Zhu's inheritance.

"Old drunkard, I must have told you about the benefits of continental unification at that time. Is it the war or the reform of the continent that is being prevented?" Ye Nanxiao raised his eyebrows.

Elder Xuan seemed to have remembered something and glanced at Ye Nanxiao. From the unwavering expression on the latter's face, Elder Xuan roughly guessed what Ye Nanxiao was thinking.

"The unification of the mainland is indeed a blessing for eternity, but for now the people are living quietly, and the evil spirits in the world are being attacked by the academy to protect peace. This is enough, boy Xiao." Mr. Xuan whispered, his voice as quiet as a mosquito bite.

Ye Nanxiao looked around and saw streets and avenues full of historical charm, which made him want to play.

"Where is the snack street? I want to buy some goods!" Ye Nanxiao moved his nose.

"In the square, there are the most people there, and there are also authentic relics left by Tang San's ancestors ten thousand years ago." Mr. Xuan recalled for a while.

"Authentic work? Come on, take me over and take a look!" Ye Nanxiao suddenly became interested.

The authentic relics left by Yuan Haisan will be contaminated with Yuan Haisan's aura. This guy has become a god. The contaminated aura will not dissipate for thousands of years. Will it spark sparks if he gets close to it?

Thinking of this, Ye Nanxiao turned the simple ring on his chest.

He wants to eat fish.

"Are you guys interested? Are you thinking of some weird idea?" Mr. Xuan instinctively felt that something was wrong with this matter.

Ye Nanxiao strongly criticized that person's actions in history. How could he be interested in what that person left behind?

"I'd like to remind you first, that stone tablet is a hundred meters long and your sack can't fit it in. There are also Tiandou guards patrolling and guarding it around. If you want to cause trouble, you'd better use a pseudonym. Remember not to pull it. I'm in the water!" Mr. Xuan took two steps cautiously, fearing that he would be sucked into an inexplicable whirlpool by Ye Nanxiao, a profiteer.

"Bah! I don't even want that stone if you give it to me! My sack only contains rare metals!" Ye Nanxiao defended. He thought for a while and added, "There are also fruits!"

"You really want to steal that stone tablet and sell it for money?" Mr. Xuan looked suspicious. Ye Nanxiao was brave enough to play tricks on Xu Tianran in Mingdu, and even rob Jing Hongchen. What other big things could this kid not do?

"That's not true! Let me see the authentic relics left by the thousand-year-old emperor!" Ye Nanxiao took out a semi-finished camouflage mask from the storage ring and quickly adjusted it.

"No? I suspect that you are trying to push my IQ to the ground!"

"It's not why you are wearing a disguise mask!"