Douluo: I mess around in Tangmen

Ye Nanxiao had a dream, a dream that made him feel very aggrieved.

In the dream, he punched Shura and kicked Neptune. Under the watchful eyes of a group of muscular men, he ascended to the throne of God and became the first official in history to set fire before taking office.

However, within half an hour after he ascended to the throne of God, his boss, the Ice God, took all his wives and tore apart space to go on vacation, leaving only a work guide for the Ice God Realm. for myself.

He looked at the various super criminals in the Ice God Realm with a confused face, and his hair was bald. Although he had the help of his clones, he could only work day and night to maintain the operation of the Ice God Realm.

For a salted fish, the most painful thing is that there is not even a place to collapse.

Such a terrifying dream made Ye Nanxiao wake up suddenly.

"Let me be a salted fish! I don't want to be a social animal!"

Why do you want Xianyu to work overtime?

Do you want the salted fish to work overtime until death and become a dead fish?

Ye Nanxiao woke up panting heavily. After a while, he realized that he didn't seem to be lying on the bed.

"Have a nightmare?"

Snow Emperor's gentle voice rang in his ears, and Ye Nanxiao felt a small hand on his forehead gently rubbing the center of his eyebrows.

The Snow Emperor bent down slightly, with a faint smile, and a strand of three thousand black hair fell mischievously on Ye Nanxiao's face.

"Xue'er, I dreamed that I turned into a dead fish! A salted fish that died at work!" Ye Nanxiao burst into tears and cried while holding the Snow Emperor's hand.

Why are you working so hard?

Isn't it just to be able to be a salted fish basking in the sun every day in the future?

Such a small wish is not even recognized?

crying~

Emperor Xue looked at Ye Nanxiao who was holding his arms and acting coquettishly. He felt distressed and amused and reached out to rub Ye Nanxiao's face.

"You, you, you talk all day long and don't want to work hard. In the end, aren't you the one who works the hardest? What kind of salted fish are you? You're just like a shark!"

Ye Nanxiao rolled over, turned sideways, blocked one ear, and then blocked the other ear with his hand, as if he didn't want to listen.

Xuedi ruffled Ye Nanxiao's hair. She had been paying attention to Ye Nanxiao's situation since Ye Nanxiao fell asleep.

"Fortunately, it's just excessive consumption."

Ye Nanxiao couldn't help but shudder as he recalled the scene in his dream.

"I've consumed too much. I have to take a break to make up for it, right?"

"Then I won't go out for the next few days. There's still a lot of dried meat in my ring!"

Ye Nanxiao hugged Snow Emperor's thigh, pressed one side of his face against it, and rubbed it from time to time.

"What are you dreaming about?" Snow Emperor asked softly.

Ye Nanxiao was silent for a moment. He played the role of a working social animal in his dream. Because there were too many things to deal with, and the memories of the clones would return, aggravating the physical and mental fatigue, he simply lived in the office, himself I propped up a small pot and slept on the sofa.

But he was busy with work and ignored the feelings of Jiang Nannan and other women, leaving all the beautiful little wives to stay alone.

Finally, the conflict between him and them broke out and he was blocked at the office door.

Even Jiang Nannan, who had always been as gentle as water, couldn't get used to Ye Nanxiao, so she blocked Ye Nanxiao in the office and punished him on the spot.

"I...I got the family throne experience card in my dream, and then my fox fur almost fell off." Ye Nanxiao emphasized the key points and never mentioned the fact that he was suppressed.

Snow Emperor puffed up his face slightly, clenched his hands, and turned his fists against Ye Nanxiao's head.

Of course she knew what Ye Nanxiao meant by the "Family Throne Experience Card", wasn't it just to treat Nan Nan and others obediently?

This guy is not even serious about dreaming!

Ye Nanxiao screamed "Wow wow wow", of course Snow Emperor was massaging his scalp.

A quarter of an hour later, Ye Nanxiao, who had regained some of his energy, slowly got up and attacked the Snow Emperor like lightning, feeling the beauty of Q-bomb jelly.

Snow Emperor grabbed Ye Nanxiao who was trying to escape, grabbed him back, held him in his arms, slowly lifted Ye Nanxiao's chin with his jade hand, aligned it with the position, and stamped it.

"Family brotherhood, I understand." The Snow Emperor smiled sweetly.

Then Snow Emperor came close to Ye Nanxiao's ear and breathed softly, "Then, dear brother Xiao'er, just let my sister knead you and be obedient!"

Ye Nanxiao shook his head resolutely and said, "Sooner or later, I am a man who must regain the right to speak in the family! Don't even think about shaking my determination like this!"

No matter how softly the Snow Emperor tries to persuade him to surrender, he, Ye Nanxiao, will not give in!

Neither humble nor overbearing, the true nature of a man.

Emperor Xue glanced at Ye Nanxiao, raised his red lips slightly, and said, "Sooner or later, I will regain my strength. I will leave it to you at noon. Since it is noon, don't ask for the right to speak! Save your energy and use it where it should be used."

Ye Nanxiao "...."

"Ahem! The world is getting worse! I can't keep up with the thinking of you young people!"

An old cough sounded, and Ye Nanxiao turned to the source of the sound.

The jade butterfly carrying Electrolux floated on the experimental table. Electrolux was looking away, staring at Ye Nanxiao from the corner of his eyes from time to time, with a slightly unhappy expression on his face.

Although he has no intention of immersing himself in the mortal world anymore because he has to take revenge, but when he sees someone throwing candy in front of him, his fist will still harden.

"Yilao, what about opening a separate courtyard for you?" Ye Nanxiao coughed and forcibly changed the subject.

Electrolux shook his head lightly and said, "No need, I don't have high requirements for the environment."

Ye Nanxiao nodded. As expected, he was immersed in research and not pursuing a sunny and rainbow villa.

"I think your place is very good. Just give me a place where the light is not so bright. Let me practice for a few years." Electrolux said with a smile.

Ye Nanxiao suddenly stopped nodding and his eyes widened.

"Aren't you going to go back to Yuhao?"

I spent a lot of money just to let my dear brother have a future ultimate leg.

Electrolux shook his head slightly and said, "Since the guy who calls himself Tang Yin wants me to disappear so that his plan can continue, then I can't do what he wants!"

"His goal is to eliminate me, and he has set up such a big game just to eliminate me. If he returns to Yuhao, Tang Yin will not give up and will continue to take action. It is easy to block open and hidden arrows, but it is difficult to prevent them. I can't guarantee that. It can be prevented every time, but this time, I suffered a loss!"

"Then, when I accumulate strength and recover more memories, I can knock that false god off the clouds in one fell swoop!"

A coldness flashed in Electrolux's eyes. Those who dare to plot against him have never tasted the pain of their souls being tortured by eternal fire!

Ye Nanxiao looked at Electrolux, blinked, and murmured in his mind, could he collect a wave of rent?

After a brief surge of anger, Electrolux regained his composure. He glanced at the Snow Emperor standing behind Ye Nanxiao, with a strange look in his eyes.

"Nan Xiao, I just wanted to ask, who is the one behind you?" Electrolux asked.

"Oh, this is my lover." Ye Nanxiao reached out and took Snow Emperor's little hand, pulling Snow Emperor to his side.

Electrolux's eyes were as bright as lightning. He glanced at Snow Emperor and then withdrew his gaze. In just one glance, he saw the special connection between Snow Emperor and Ye Nanxiao.

"It seems that you are ahead of Yu Hao. Presumably, you also know what happened in Yu Hao's body. I used magic to transform the original bead, which is similar to your current situation." Electrolux took a deep look. Ye Nanxiao glanced at him, and he was sure that he and Huo Yuhao were the only two people in this world who knew the magic of undeath.

So how did the person next to Ye Nanxiao appear in the world?

Thinking back to everything Ye Nanxiao did for Huo Yuhao, Electrolux felt more and more that Ye Nanxiao had a strange power that was hidden deep inside.

Maybe Ye Nanxiao is a visitor from another world like him.

"My situation is special. It comes from the power of blood, which is different from Yuhao's situation." Ye Nanxiao shook his head slightly.

The fact that he was able to possess the two thighs of Snow Emperor and Bajiao was due to the "Eternal Soul Contract" and he could not copy them.

Electrolux nodded lightly and wisely did not continue to ask. Everyone has their own secrets.

"In this case, I see that your soul ability is extremely powerful, and I happen to have studied soul magic. So, consider this as a thank you gift." Electrolux said.

"Am I finally going to be able to play the game that the protagonist has? Xue'er, I'm going to be successful!" Ye Nanxiao said excitedly.

"Okay, okay! Wipe your saliva first!" Snow Emperor covered his mouth and chuckled, looking at his man's silly and excited look.

Electrolux immediately taught some knowledge about the soul to let Ye Nanxiao become familiar with the mysteries of magic.

Just as Ye Nanxiao was listening intoxicated, the doorbell rang at the door, interrupting Ye Nanxiao's meditation.

"I think I let a stupid apprentice guard the door?" Ye Nanxiao patted his head, stood up and walked towards the door.

Before opening the door, Ye Nanxiao deliberately condensed the ice mirror, checked his face, took out the camouflage props, and tinkered with it to cover up his pale face.

Dai Luoli squatted at the gate, holding a small square soul guide with a video playing on it.

Seeing Ye Nanxiao opening the door, Dai Luoli stood up suddenly and asked nervously, "Master! How is it? Is the retreat over?"

"It's over for now." Ye Nanxiao felt a warm feeling in his heart when he saw the deep concern on Dai Luoli's face.

Then he caught a glimpse of the square soul guide in Dai Luoli's hand, which was playing a video of himself being enthusiastically invited by Xu Jiujiu to personally demonstrate several sword moves of the "Frost Sword Master".

Dai Luoli, this kid, also deliberately slowed down the video.

"...I think you are quite suitable for practicing swordsmanship. In this way, I will teach you a few moves now so that you can familiarize yourself with the hard work of swordsmanship in advance!"