Douluo: I mess around in Tangmen

On the sea, horns clash with fish and ichthyosaurs swim side by side.

Jingli sat on the back of the ichthyosaur, while Ye Nanxiao transformed into the body of the blooming spirit grass and stood on the head of the ichthyosaur.

Ye Nanxiao stood carefully, with his hands on his hips, and the two roots stood firmly in place as if they were rooted, not moving at all due to the bumps of the sea voyage.

The qi machine of the fish dragon was always in the activation stage, sweeping across Ye Nanxiao's body from time to time.

As the name suggests, the ichthyosaur has the blood of the dragon clan, and the blood concentration is much higher than that of the sub-dragon. It is an extremely proud overlord of the ocean.

Ye Nanxiao vaguely remembered some records about ichthyosaurs. The ichthyosaurs were not only arrogant, but also extremely loyal. If any creature could convince them, they would become the only masters of the ichthyosaurs in their lives.

Thinking of this, Ye Nanxiao's eyes couldn't help but fall on the tail of the whale hat.

The silver fish tail floats on the sea, like a girl playing in the water.

Jingli listened to Ye Nanxiao's lecture with a sweet smile.

Next to the ichthyosaur, the demon spirit rode alone on its horns and charged at the fish. It glanced at the ichthyosaur from time to time, its eyes full of longing.

He also wanted to sit on the back of a wide ichthyosaur.

"Did you remember what I said yesterday about the common sense of the human world?" Ye Nanxiao put his hands behind his back, looking like a teacher.

Jingli nodded with a smile, and recounted the knowledge Ye Nanxiao had told yesterday, without missing a word.

Ye Nanxiao nodded and glanced at Jing Li's silver fish tail again. He had already guessed that Jing Li's identity was unusual and that he used a pseudonym. However, he did not ask out and just asked Jing Li to find a way to cover it up after landing ashore. Touch your own fish tail.

Although the mermaid clan has lived in the distant and cold ice sea for a long time, there are still people in the mainland who know the legend about mermaids. It is better not to let the bloodline of the mermaid royal clan go out in public.

When traveling in the world, you have to keep a low profile.

Listening to Jingli reciting the knowledge he told yesterday word for word, Ye Nanxiao couldn't help but sigh that Jingli's learning ability is very strong. In comparison, the demon spirit next door is much worse.

They are all students of Teacher Ye, so why are they so different?

The demon spirit let the horns of the bull hit the fish to stimulate its own potential, awakening the few memories in its mind, and reluctantly determined a direction to move forward.

After giving Jingli a general understanding of human society, Ye Nanxiao began to answer the questions one by one based on what Jingli wanted to know.

The group of people wandered around in the sea. Fortunately, the demon spirit had a lot of dry food on it, so it would not eat fish every day.

After teaching for a few days, Ye Nanxiao discovered that Jingli's learning ability was too strong, and he had already mastered the knowledge he had taught him.

Almost most of the time, Ye Nanxiao was talking and Jingli was listening. After talking for a few days, Ye Nanxiao even shared the knowledge of setting up a street stall.

The reward for strong memory is to listen to the knowledge in one breath, and then go back and sort it out slowly.

Ye Nanxiao was worried, what else would he teach?

Soul guide?Jingli is essentially a soul beast. He is not interested in these steel gadgets and may not be able to do them.

A trick?He is of royal blood, what do you want?

Emotional knowledge?I'm afraid that the Sea Princess will kill him, the unscrupulous teacher who led her daughter into harm's way.

After thinking about it for a while, Ye Nanxiao cleared his throat, used the power of his soul to create a "blackboard", and said, "Today, we are going to learn some knowledge that is extremely important to human beings. I will summarize it as 'Five Three'!"

"Wu San?" Jing Li finally showed a puzzled expression on his face.

Ye Nanxiao nodded vigorously and smiled crookedly. People and girls, feel the pain of being dominated by mathematics!

"The important component of this is called mathematics! And this so-called mathematics encompasses the essence of all the principles in the world! It can be said that you have learned mathematics! In your eyes, you can only analyze it thoroughly with the raising of your hand. !”

Hearing this, Jingli's pupils narrowed and his mouth opened in surprise.

"Is there such a peerless skill in the world?!" Jing Li said in surprise.

Even the old god swimming fish and dragon turned his head.

"For example, everything you know, plus everything you don't know, is in mathematics." Ye Nanxiao said deceptively, just like those teachers who stand at the door of a cram school and tell you about discounted classes.

"I want to learn! Master!" Jingli folded his hands and said seriously.

"If you learn how to do it, you can save my tribe!"

Ye Nanxiao nodded slowly, ignored the eagerness around him, pointed at the demon spirit he wanted to learn, and said lightly, "You can teach me!"

"But, first of all, this knowledge is very rare, as hard as reaching the sky! Do you know?"

"Know! But students have confidence!"

The mermaid girl said confidently that her bloodline not only brought great strength, but also had unparalleled learning talent.

"Okay! Then let's start with the simplest chicken and rabbit in the same cage!"

After a moment, Jingli figured out the answer to the question and smiled confidently, "It doesn't seem to be that difficult?"

Ye Nanxiao smiled faintly, "Mermaid girl, you were just an appetizer."

The voice of the unscrupulous teacher floated on the back of the fish dragon.

The scorching sun rose to the middle, and the hot rays falling on the sea not only did not cool down, but caused sweltering heat.

Ye Nanxiao took a small sun umbrella from the demon spirit and placed it above his head.

The demon spirit took out a piece of corn cake and drank some light wine for lunch.

After a morning of hard work, the demon spirit finally succeeded in gaining the consent of the fish dragon and Jing Li, and sat on the fish dragon's back.

Although the reason was that the ichthyosaur disliked the horns and swam too slowly for the fish, so he let the demon spirit sit on his back. He wrapped his tail around the horns and charged the fish, increasing his speed and moving forward.

Chongyu, whose horns were tied to the back, was already turning his belly on his side and was lost in thought.

After swallowing a mouthful of cake, the demon spirit reached out and poked Ye Nanxiao, looked at the autistic Jingli sitting by the side, and asked, "Commander, you tricked the mermaid into lameness, aren't you afraid that we two will be thrown directly into the sea by the fish and dragon?" "

Ye Nanxiao glanced at the demon spirit and said disdainfully, "What is deception? What I said is the most serious knowledge in the past hundreds of years! Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand!"

"Otherwise we will really be thrown down!"

The demon spirit scratched his head. When Ye Nanxiao was teaching mathematics just now, he was also listening with his ears pricked up, but he could only understand the four words "chicken and rabbit in the same cage".

For other things, demon spirits go in through the left ear and out through the right ear.

But looking at Jingli's autistic appearance, the mermaid girl might have heard a lot.

"Meow!" The fish dragon turned its head and glared at Ye Nanxiao, as if blaming Ye Nanxiao for turning its precious owner into autistic.

Ye Nanxiao shrugged, and he swore that this was really the most serious thing he had told in the past hundreds of years.

The demon spirit rolled his eyes and asked, "Military advisor, you taught me how to teach me, so am I considered your disciple?"

Looking at the bright smile on the demon spirit's face, Ye Nanxiao raised his eyebrows. What other evil ideas did this guy have?

"Strictly speaking, I don't have the qualifications to be a teacher. After all, I failed the ideological and moral examination. You, don't even think about being a closed disciple. I am at most half a teacher, and you are also a registered disciple." Ye Nanxiao spread his hands. He said helplessly, after all, he, Mr. Huang, ah, no, for God’s sake, he, Mr. Ye, is sworn in with gambling and drugs.

"Hehe! That mermaid is my junior sister!" the demon spirit said with eyes shining.

Ye Nanxiao tilted his head, stared at the demon spirit for a while, and said, "What story books have you read recently?"

"Hey, the overbearing sect leader and Wushuang senior brother!"

"Your taste is very unique, but I'd better suggest you go to the hospital for a checkup, although I don't discriminate." Ye Nanxiao turned over and ignored the evil spirit in the beauty.

"I think I can be a senior sister!" Jing Li, who was autistic, finally responded.

"Why? I started early!" The demon spirit tilted its head and made a glaring expression with a splayed eyebrow and bared teeth.

Jing Li waved his hand calmly, and the underwear on his body immediately returned to its original appearance as armor, with his hair flying and silver light blooming.

"Wow, my cultivation level is higher than yours." Ye Nanxiao lay calmly where he was.

The demon spirit looked embarrassed and squatted silently in the corner.

"Hmph!" The mermaid girl snorted, her confidence finally returned after being shocked by mathematics.

"Remember to hide your tail when you get ashore, otherwise the sea princess will chop me alive." Ye Nanxiao floated up and sat on the fish dragon's head.

"I know." Jing Li nodded, with a brighter smile on his face.

When Ye Nanxiao said these three words "Princess of the Sea", he pointed out Jingli's identity, but did not deny Jingli's student identity.

Jingli hugged Yulong's slender neck with both hands, leaned close to Ye Nanxiao, and said with a smile, "Master! Are you tired from watching the lecture for so long? Why don't you talk about something else? For example, master, your experience or something!"

"Add money."

"Master, don't talk about money! It hurts feelings!"

"You are a registered disciple and don't have much emotion."

Two days later, as the fish and dragon advanced at high speed, the endless coastline finally appeared in Ye Nanxiao's eyes.

"The land has arrived, I'm about to be marinated by the sea breeze!" Ye Nanxiao stretched out, and then his body of the Spirit Blossom Grass was picked up by a pair of jade hands and landed on a soft place.

"Master, it's windy, why don't you sit against me?" Jing Li said with a sweet smile.

Ye Nanxiao struggled for a while and found that he was being held. He turned to look at the demon spirit.

The demon spirit squatted in the corner and gave Ye Nanxiao a helpless look.

In two days, his demon spirit changed from the status of the first brother to the junior brother serving tea and water.

It is impossible to defeat Jingli again and again. It is impossible to say that there is no place in the vast sea to shield the shadow. It has been taken care of.

Jing Li's favorability towards Ye Nanxiao and Yao Ling skyrocketed. She had never had such interesting partners in her previous life. Besides, neither of them had any discomfort with her hiding her identity and told her better hiding skills.

Jingli is very smart. In the short time they got along, she could feel the sincere relationship between Ye Nanxiao and Yao Ling.

For true companions, Jingli cherishes them from the bottom of his heart.

In the past life of a princess, she had to face the same kind of people wearing false masks. Wherever she went, the false smile followed her. Over time, Jingli hid all her longing emotions and relied on the waves that occasionally accompanied the waves. Come on.

The world and the emotions of the characters in the storybook are all the life that Jing Li longs for.

Just when he went out for the first time, he met the life he longed for, which made Jingli cherish it very much.

Ye Nanxiao struggled around for a while, looking at the evil smile on his naughty student's face, he became very angry.

With a sneer, Ye Nanxiao used his ultimate move, "Today we're going to talk about advanced math!"

Want to take advantage of someone like me?You are still 2 years too early.

The mermaid girl's smile disappeared at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Putting Ye Nanxiao back on the fish dragon's head, Jing Li went to the demon spirit's position and threw the demon spirit over.