Douluo: I mess around in Tangmen

Wearing a pair of flat glasses, Ye Nanxiao touched his eyes, raised the drawing in his hand with a serious face, and said to the ball of fur in his arms, "Little guy, watch carefully, turn into this fox. Understand?"

The little magic fox was a little depressed because he lost the soft dumpling pillow. Hearing Ye Nanxiao's words, although he couldn't understand it, the picture scroll in front of him still attracted the little magic fox's attention.

"Little guy, since you are a female fox and a girl, it just so happens that this girl is also a fox and a girl. You won't be able to change, right?" Ye Nanxiao's eyes were filled with anticipation.

"Huh?" Little Huanhu fell into silence as he looked at the beauty in the drawing.

"Fox lady, fox lady, little guy, change quickly!" Ye Nanxiao rubbed the hair on the little magic fox's head, turning the flowing cloud-like hair into a bird's nest.

Seeing the look of anticipation in Ye Nanxiao's eyes, Little Magic Fox seemed to understand something.

The amber eyes lit up with a faint light, and the little magic fox's whole body gradually glowed.

"Oh oh oh oh!!" Ye Nanxiao suddenly became excited, he could finally meet his idol! ?

The next moment, the light on the little magic fox disappeared.

Like a squib.

Ye Nanxiao tilted his head slightly, "?"

"Where is my fox lady? Are you okay, little guy?" Ye Nanxiao rubbed the bird's nest on the little magic fox's head.

"Ouch!" The little magic fox looked at Ye Nanxiao with widened eyes, his watery eyes full of confusion.

She also didn't understand why she couldn't use her talent to change.

Holding the drawings, Ye Nanxiao suddenly became depressed.

"How can we repair it! When can I see my idol!"

A ray of light flew out from Ye Nanxiao's eyebrows.

The Snow Emperor stretched out his hand and hit Ye Nanxiao hard on the head, and said angrily, "Little Huan Hu is still a child, with less than a thousand years of cultivation. Do you expect her to turn into a human form?"

Seeing the Snow Emperor, the little magic fox climbed out of Ye Nanxiao's arms and jumped in front of the Snow Emperor.

Snow Emperor leaned over and picked up the little magic fox, and glanced at the fox girl on Ye Nanxiao's drawing.

I saw the fox girl on the drawing wearing a blue robe, with waterfall-like black hair hanging loose, pure white fox ears, burgundy fox eyes, five tassels on her belt, and a large white jade wine bottle hanging on the Around her waist, the plush tail was hung on her right shoulder as a scarf. Her long legs could not be covered by her blue robe, or perhaps because of her personality, the fox girl had a very cold expression.

"Master Tushan, when did he become your idol?" Xuedi asked curiously.

Ye Nanxiao smoothed the drawings gently, took out a long black box, rolled the drawings and put them in it, saying, "Who wouldn't love the handsome and sassy Queen Fox who likes to drink and gets confused!"

"And she's also an ice-type royal sister!"

Emperor Xue lowered his head and glanced at the light blue dress on his body. He breathed a sigh of relief, "Fortunately, the capital is not weak."

Reaching out to smooth the bird's nest on the little magic fox's head, the Snow Emperor said, "Human foxes generally only have a cultivation level of ten thousand years to imitate and transform into human form. If you want the little guy to turn into Sister Ya'er, you have to wait at least a few days." A thousand years, or with better luck, within 3000 years, no one will know where you are by then."

For thousands of years?

Ye Nanxiao's eyes widened, could he survive until that time?The guy holding the spear didn't live that long, did he?

"Soul beasts can gain years of cultivation through cultivation or by devouring heavenly materials and earthly treasures. So if we borrow all the stocks produced by the Chatterbox Flowers and feed them to this little guy, will he be able to see his idol in his lifetime?" Ye Nanxiao touched his chin and made a big calculation in his mind.

"You want to force this little guy to death, right?" Snow Emperor rolled his eyes at Ye Nanxiao.

With every small movement or look in Ye Nanxiao's eyes, Snow Emperor could understand what he was thinking about.

"But if you practice properly and use the treasures of heaven and earth to help you, if you can reach that level, maybe you can really meet your idol." The Snow Emperor reached out and gently scratched the little magic fox's chin.

"It's been too long. Maybe by then my three thousand worldly hearts will have been locked up, and the sea has turned into a mulberry field." Ye Nanxiao said with a slight sigh.

"Didn't you say that you will be a young man until your death?" Snow Emperor said with a smile.

"Youth is indeed a boy, and the passion for idols will never change! Just like the pursuit of light will never change, we can all become light!" Ye Nanxiao's face was full of yearning.

"If you want the little guy to speed up his cultivation and achieve it quickly, there is indeed another way. It depends on whether you are willing to let it go. No, it's not a matter of willingness, it's a matter of whether you can resist the beating." Snow Emperor chuckled.

Ye Nanxiao wrinkled his nose and said, "You mean, that silly auspicious beast?"

The Snow Emperor nodded slightly and said, "Staying next to the Three-Eyed Golden Tiger will increase your cultivation speed tenfold. If the little guy's qualifications are good, you can meet your idol in less than a hundred years. However, the premise is that you You have to be able to withstand Di Tian’s fist.”

Ye Nanxiao leaned over and put his face in front of the little magic fox, "Little guy, why don't you follow me? I will raise you fat and protect you throughout your life. If you want to repay the favor, let me see you." It would be nice to meet your idol!”

"Yo!" The little magic fox raised its little paw and pressed it on Ye Nanxiao's face, with a look of disgust in its eyes.

Ye Nanxiao raised his eyebrows, this little magic fox actually disliked him?

Nine fox tails swayed behind him, Ye Nanxiao's eyes transformed into fox pupils, and fluffy fox ears grew.

"Now, do you still dislike me?" Ye Nanxiao smiled.

"Yo! Yo! Chirp!" The little magic fox jumped out of the Snow Emperor's arms, its short paws pulling on Ye Nanxiao, like a koala, its tail wagging rapidly.

"I have decided, for the sake of my idol, I will raise this little guy!" Ye Nanxiao grinned.

On the ground, the camp.

Orange glanced at the crescent moon hanging in the center of the night sky, then looked at Huo Yuhao who looked well-behaved, and asked, "Where did your Oni-chan go?"

Huo Yuhao blinked, pointed at Xiaoye No. [-] sitting next to him, and said, "Nijiang is here!"

Xiao Ye No. [-] said very cooperatively, "Ji Xiaohan, if you don't need your eyes, you can donate them to those in need. Don't waste resources."

Possessed by the Orange Martial Spirit, he waved his hand and condensed a purple-skinned orange, and threw it towards Xiaoye No. [-].

Xiaoye No. [-] caught the purple-skinned orange, blinked, and hesitated for a moment.

"The clone cannot eat." Orange said calmly.

Xiao Ye No. [-] realized that he had been exposed, smiled, made a seal, and turned into snowflakes.

Orange placed the all-terrain detection soul guide and looked at the two mechanical legs at the front that had been transformed into scoops, his face covered with frost.

Keke glanced at Huo Yuhao, ran to the all-terrain soul detector, turned left and right twice, and said, "This big guy has been modified in a short time. It's quite impressive!"

"The bastard fox has an extremely powerful talent when it comes to causing trouble," Orange said.

"Little brother, if I confess the bastard fox now, I can still spare you!"

Orange Peel said with a smile.

I have already said that the soul beasts in the mountains live in groups. If they encounter them, they will be in great danger. Moreover, there are Empire troops stationed in the mountains. What if they are caught and taken away by the patrol team? !

Does this bastard fox know that he has been targeted by Xu Tianran?

After a moment of anger, Orange regained his composure.

"The combat ability of the Bastard Fox is very outstanding. Shrek's all-round education must have taught the Bastard Fox a lot. There are no particularly powerful soul masters in perception among the empire's garrison, and there are no targeted detection soul guides."

Looking at the two mechanical legs modified into scoops, it was not difficult for Orange to come to a conclusion.

The bastard fox went mining.

With a slight sigh, Orange lay back on the recliner.

"Anyway, people have already started mining, so we can only wait. I hope the bastard fox doesn't dig into the veins marked by the garrison."

Keke held a wrench in her hand and was tapping the spoon.

"Orange, orange, it seems that there is no harm in this modification!"

"The remaining four mechanical legs are enough to move around. The two front mechanical legs can be used as arms. There is no big problem even if you climb the cliff!"

After saying that, Keke ran into the cockpit and activated the all-terrain soul detector.

The all-terrain soul-guided detector made inspection movements under Ke Ke's control. Except for a slight decrease in speed, it only used four mechanical legs to basically suffice.

"If the two extra forelimbs are equipped with soul guide cannons, they will become a war machine. I don't know how many such big guys there are in Mingde Hall. If they are all used to start a war, even if they just walk to the battlefield , are enough to have a huge impact on the army!" Huo Yuhao thought to himself.

"I guess you have already been in the cockpit, and you may have driven this big thing. What do you think?" Orange asked.

"Not flexible enough and bulky." Huo Yuhao cited the two most obvious flaws.

Orange nodded slightly, his eyes focused on the all-terrain soul detector, and he didn't know how many syllables Huo Yuhao heard.

"Hey, why is it so lively? Are you performing a mechanical dance at night?" Ye Nanxiao floated back on an ice floe.

Orange stared at Ye Nanxiao for a moment and said coldly, "The bastard fox is back from mining? What, have you found a big vein of minerals?"

"Not yet, I'll go into the mountains to look for it tomorrow." Ye Nanxiao spread his hands and said with a smile.

Huo Yuhao noticed the fur dumpling on Ye Nanxiao's shoulder and asked, "Nijiang, did you catch a soul beast?"

Only then did Orange look at Mao Tuanzi, who was huddled on Ye Nanxiao's shoulder. With her wealth of knowledge, she quickly recognized the spirit beast.

"Phantom fox? Why is there such a spirit beast here?" Orange asked.

Ye Nanxiao took the fur dumpling off his shoulders, stretched out his hand to gently hold the little front legs of the magic fox, shook his hand at the orange, and said with a smile, "How cute! This is my daughter."

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Huo Yuhao ".........."

Orange walked forward, stretched out his hand and gently touched the hair ball on the head of Phantom Fox.

Or because he recognized Ye Nanxiao, the little magic fox was not afraid of the orange at all. He stretched out his small fleshy paws to gently hold the orange's fingers, and tilted his head slightly, "Chirp?"

After a cup of tea, Master Ye, who was immersed in removing the spoon, glanced at the orange that was burying his face in the soft belly of the little magic fox and sucked hard, and understood a truth.

Women have no resistance at all to fluffy and cute things. Whether they are yours or not, they are hers in the end.