Reborn as a landlord!I can
Chapter 54 Wife’s Standards
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The last big wild boar fell to the ground, as if some switch was turned on. The dozen or so people who were still standing also relaxed and lay down on the ground with the shock of the wild boar falling.
No matter what, don't get up again even if you die.
"Hoo...hoo...
Oh my god, I’m so exhausted! "Niu Er lay on the ground panting desperately, feeling pain in his chest every time he took a breath.
"Who says it's not the case? I just ran more than ten kilometers of mountain roads, and before I could take a breath, I was unlucky enough to run into these wild boars."
Wu San rolled around uncomfortably while lying on the ground, and found that there was a stone beneath him. He kicked the stone with his foot, but the stone did not move at all. He took a deep breath in annoyance, feeling very resentful towards the stone and the wild boars.
"Brother, what are we going to do with these pigs?" Jiang Dadan asked while panting heavily and looking at Song Tianlin who was leaning against the root of the tree.
Song Tianlin was also very tired. He knew that now was not the time to rest, so he stood up holding on to the thick tree trunk. He looked at the people lying on the ground and reminded: "Get up and leave quickly. The smell of blood here is too strong, which can easily attract wolves and other animals." of carnivores,"
Everyone was lying on the ground but did not move. He threatened, "You don't want the wild boars you have worked so hard to hunt to be dragged away by wolves. You know that one wild boar can be sold for a lot of money. These are five wild boars. One cent for each." Everyone can gain a lot.”
"Really, brother, what you said is true."
Niu Ershu, who wanted a wife the most, sat up and looked at Song Tianlin with bright eyes.
The others also looked at Song Tianlin with green eyes. Seeing him nodding heavily, they immediately turned over and sat up. Without Song Tianlin's urging, they scrambled to find vines and tied the wild boar tightly, then dragged it casually down the mountain. .
This positive and brave attitude made Song Tianlin dumbfounded. How much he wanted to get a wife!
He followed behind them with soft hands and feet, looking at the twenty or so people who were like chicken blood happily carrying the wild boar towards the village. They didn't look tired at all.
"Do you want to keep a wild boar and kill us for meat?" Song Tianlin asked tentatively.
He had a bad feeling that before all of them found wives, they might not even be able to take a bite of the prey they hunted.
"Brother, what are you thinking? This is going to be sold for money, how can you eat it yourself!" Niu Er and Fu Changsheng objected in unison.
They looked at him reproachfully, as if he had made some unforgivable mistake and was extremely ignorant.
Heh, heh...
Song Tianlin walked at the end, quietly rolling his eyes countless times, a bunch of fools.
What’s good about a daughter-in-law is that she has one nose and two eyes. If you have a daughter-in-law, you have to be controlled everywhere, and you have no freedom!
A group of people carried five large wild boars and walked majestically into the village. Looking at the very quiet village, they remembered what they had to do today.
"What the hell, what should I do?"
Wu San faced the remaining old, weak, women and children in the village who were chatting and laughing at the entrance of the village, and looked at Song Tianlin at a loss.
The 20 or so people among them were lucky enough to come back safely, but the other dozens of people were probably cold, and those who were not cold would not be able to come back.
Song Tianlin looked at the dozen women and children who had gathered together when he noticed them, and made a rough draft in his mind before speaking loudly.
"Don't ask us anything. We don't know anything. There was a big conflict when we were halfway there, so I took my brothers and left alone."
Song Tianlin pushed six, two, five, as if he didn't know what to do.
"That's it. Halfway through, Xiong Dashan jumped out and said that our eldest brother is not worthy of being the boss. He is more suitable, so he led the team and ran away. He also snatched our guns, leaving us with a rifle and these broken knives."
Wu San responded quickly this time and picked up after Song Tianlin finished speaking.He gave a perfect reason why they didn't know the situation, and as he spoke, he raised a long curled knife, which was obtained by cutting down a wild boar.
This group of women, children and children are not the close relatives of those people. Some of them are ordinary people who follow the team casually after being in trouble, and some are the wives snatched away by one of them. There is no relationship between the two parties, and they are more interested in the big things they want to do. Uninformed.
"No, Brother Song, listen to me. I want to ask if the wild boar you hunted can be sold for meat. I haven't tasted meat for a long time and I want to buy some."
A woman in her 60s or [-]s looked at several large wild boars with envy. This wild boar had a lot of meat after being slaughtered.
There are five big wild boars here. If you can't eat them all, you can sell them for a lot of money. These people are getting rich.
The woman turned to look at her little girl, who was skinny and not pretty at all. If she had been more outstanding, she could have married her to anyone in this group of people right now.
Alas, what a pity!
Song Tianlin saw that they didn't care about the people who didn't come back, so he put down the idea of mentioning it. If they knew what happened and tried to do something bad, he wouldn't be able to prevent it. It was better not to care now.
“Selling wild boar~”
Song Tianlin drawled his voice and looked at the group of bachelors behind him who were avoiding his eyes. He turned around and smiled apologetically, "I'm sorry, not today, but next time. I'll leave a wild animal for you next time."
The women left disappointed and couldn't eat, it was so uncomfortable!
Song Tianlin waited for them to go away and taught these fools a lesson.
"Are you stupid? Haven't you seen that there are several unmarried girls among them? It doesn't matter if they are married, their men can't come back anyway!"
"No, they are too ugly. They have no breasts, no buttocks, and their faces are darker than mine. I'm afraid I won't be able to find her when it gets dark!"
Niu Er is not satisfied, he just likes beautiful people, and it doesn't matter if he has been married.
"I also like beautiful ones..." Jiang Dadan said weakly. "It needs to be gentler. It's better if it's a little chubby."
You're thinking about ass!
Everyone looked at Jiang Dadan in surprise, who had always been timid. He was really beyond appearances and felt that he had been deceived by this kid.
"Dadan, there are many families who can raise fat girls these days, but when their family conditions are better, they look down on me. How about you just give in and marry a daughter-in-law and work hard to raise her fat yourself?"
Song Tianlin felt that his life was so miserable, what kind of people were there.
Everyone wants to find a beautiful wife, but it’s not that easy. At any rate, take a look at what you are like and find someone who is similar. Don’t ask for too much, otherwise just stay single for the rest of your life!
"And you guys, don't just make fun of me, and don't check whether you are worthy of a beautiful girl. If you want a wife, just be honest, just an ordinary-looking girl. Don't act like a monster and want to eat swan meat!"
"Brother, I'm not picky. As long as it's a girl who can give birth to babies, you can find her for me first. If she's ugly or skinny, I won't be afraid. I'll be able to look after her if I take care of her."
Former bandit-turned-hunter Liu Mazi begged Song Tianlin anxiously. His requirements were low, so he could find him first, right?
Song Tianlin slapped his thigh and assured her boldly, "No problem, I will marry you a wife in two days. She will not be ugly."
When Song Tianlin saw that he finally had a pragmatic person, Lao Huai waved his hand in relief and left to sell wild boars.
The last big wild boar fell to the ground, as if some switch was turned on. The dozen or so people who were still standing also relaxed and lay down on the ground with the shock of the wild boar falling.
No matter what, don't get up again even if you die.
"Hoo...hoo...
Oh my god, I’m so exhausted! "Niu Er lay on the ground panting desperately, feeling pain in his chest every time he took a breath.
"Who says it's not the case? I just ran more than ten kilometers of mountain roads, and before I could take a breath, I was unlucky enough to run into these wild boars."
Wu San rolled around uncomfortably while lying on the ground, and found that there was a stone beneath him. He kicked the stone with his foot, but the stone did not move at all. He took a deep breath in annoyance, feeling very resentful towards the stone and the wild boars.
"Brother, what are we going to do with these pigs?" Jiang Dadan asked while panting heavily and looking at Song Tianlin who was leaning against the root of the tree.
Song Tianlin was also very tired. He knew that now was not the time to rest, so he stood up holding on to the thick tree trunk. He looked at the people lying on the ground and reminded: "Get up and leave quickly. The smell of blood here is too strong, which can easily attract wolves and other animals." of carnivores,"
Everyone was lying on the ground but did not move. He threatened, "You don't want the wild boars you have worked so hard to hunt to be dragged away by wolves. You know that one wild boar can be sold for a lot of money. These are five wild boars. One cent for each." Everyone can gain a lot.”
"Really, brother, what you said is true."
Niu Ershu, who wanted a wife the most, sat up and looked at Song Tianlin with bright eyes.
The others also looked at Song Tianlin with green eyes. Seeing him nodding heavily, they immediately turned over and sat up. Without Song Tianlin's urging, they scrambled to find vines and tied the wild boar tightly, then dragged it casually down the mountain. .
This positive and brave attitude made Song Tianlin dumbfounded. How much he wanted to get a wife!
He followed behind them with soft hands and feet, looking at the twenty or so people who were like chicken blood happily carrying the wild boar towards the village. They didn't look tired at all.
"Do you want to keep a wild boar and kill us for meat?" Song Tianlin asked tentatively.
He had a bad feeling that before all of them found wives, they might not even be able to take a bite of the prey they hunted.
"Brother, what are you thinking? This is going to be sold for money, how can you eat it yourself!" Niu Er and Fu Changsheng objected in unison.
They looked at him reproachfully, as if he had made some unforgivable mistake and was extremely ignorant.
Heh, heh...
Song Tianlin walked at the end, quietly rolling his eyes countless times, a bunch of fools.
What’s good about a daughter-in-law is that she has one nose and two eyes. If you have a daughter-in-law, you have to be controlled everywhere, and you have no freedom!
A group of people carried five large wild boars and walked majestically into the village. Looking at the very quiet village, they remembered what they had to do today.
"What the hell, what should I do?"
Wu San faced the remaining old, weak, women and children in the village who were chatting and laughing at the entrance of the village, and looked at Song Tianlin at a loss.
The 20 or so people among them were lucky enough to come back safely, but the other dozens of people were probably cold, and those who were not cold would not be able to come back.
Song Tianlin looked at the dozen women and children who had gathered together when he noticed them, and made a rough draft in his mind before speaking loudly.
"Don't ask us anything. We don't know anything. There was a big conflict when we were halfway there, so I took my brothers and left alone."
Song Tianlin pushed six, two, five, as if he didn't know what to do.
"That's it. Halfway through, Xiong Dashan jumped out and said that our eldest brother is not worthy of being the boss. He is more suitable, so he led the team and ran away. He also snatched our guns, leaving us with a rifle and these broken knives."
Wu San responded quickly this time and picked up after Song Tianlin finished speaking.He gave a perfect reason why they didn't know the situation, and as he spoke, he raised a long curled knife, which was obtained by cutting down a wild boar.
This group of women, children and children are not the close relatives of those people. Some of them are ordinary people who follow the team casually after being in trouble, and some are the wives snatched away by one of them. There is no relationship between the two parties, and they are more interested in the big things they want to do. Uninformed.
"No, Brother Song, listen to me. I want to ask if the wild boar you hunted can be sold for meat. I haven't tasted meat for a long time and I want to buy some."
A woman in her 60s or [-]s looked at several large wild boars with envy. This wild boar had a lot of meat after being slaughtered.
There are five big wild boars here. If you can't eat them all, you can sell them for a lot of money. These people are getting rich.
The woman turned to look at her little girl, who was skinny and not pretty at all. If she had been more outstanding, she could have married her to anyone in this group of people right now.
Alas, what a pity!
Song Tianlin saw that they didn't care about the people who didn't come back, so he put down the idea of mentioning it. If they knew what happened and tried to do something bad, he wouldn't be able to prevent it. It was better not to care now.
“Selling wild boar~”
Song Tianlin drawled his voice and looked at the group of bachelors behind him who were avoiding his eyes. He turned around and smiled apologetically, "I'm sorry, not today, but next time. I'll leave a wild animal for you next time."
The women left disappointed and couldn't eat, it was so uncomfortable!
Song Tianlin waited for them to go away and taught these fools a lesson.
"Are you stupid? Haven't you seen that there are several unmarried girls among them? It doesn't matter if they are married, their men can't come back anyway!"
"No, they are too ugly. They have no breasts, no buttocks, and their faces are darker than mine. I'm afraid I won't be able to find her when it gets dark!"
Niu Er is not satisfied, he just likes beautiful people, and it doesn't matter if he has been married.
"I also like beautiful ones..." Jiang Dadan said weakly. "It needs to be gentler. It's better if it's a little chubby."
You're thinking about ass!
Everyone looked at Jiang Dadan in surprise, who had always been timid. He was really beyond appearances and felt that he had been deceived by this kid.
"Dadan, there are many families who can raise fat girls these days, but when their family conditions are better, they look down on me. How about you just give in and marry a daughter-in-law and work hard to raise her fat yourself?"
Song Tianlin felt that his life was so miserable, what kind of people were there.
Everyone wants to find a beautiful wife, but it’s not that easy. At any rate, take a look at what you are like and find someone who is similar. Don’t ask for too much, otherwise just stay single for the rest of your life!
"And you guys, don't just make fun of me, and don't check whether you are worthy of a beautiful girl. If you want a wife, just be honest, just an ordinary-looking girl. Don't act like a monster and want to eat swan meat!"
"Brother, I'm not picky. As long as it's a girl who can give birth to babies, you can find her for me first. If she's ugly or skinny, I won't be afraid. I'll be able to look after her if I take care of her."
Former bandit-turned-hunter Liu Mazi begged Song Tianlin anxiously. His requirements were low, so he could find him first, right?
Song Tianlin slapped his thigh and assured her boldly, "No problem, I will marry you a wife in two days. She will not be ugly."
When Song Tianlin saw that he finally had a pragmatic person, Lao Huai waved his hand in relief and left to sell wild boars.
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