Travel to the early Tang Dynasty and become a salted fish

Chu Mo dragged his lame leg and suddenly blocked the door: "What are you going to do?"

Erbao glanced at Chu Mo doubtfully and said, "Brother-in-law, didn't sister ask me to follow you? I'm holding the quilt, so of course I'm sleeping with you."

Chu Mo took a step back in horror. The smell just now was still in his hands and he hadn't washed them away. If he really slept with him, wouldn't he himself be polluted? Absolutely not, absolutely not.

"Your sister just asked me to take you with her. She didn't say we wanted to live together. You should go back to your room quickly."

"Brother-in-law, how could you do this? You promised my sister."

"No, Erbao, you are a man now. Then you must learn to be strong, learn to be independent, and learn to sleep alone."

"But, brother-in-law, I'm scared."

"Then you sleep with the lamp on."

"You won't be able to sleep that way."

Chu Mo had a headache. This brother-in-law was just like a piece of candy, clinging to him. No, he had to think of a good way. Otherwise, he would definitely not be able to live in peace tonight.

As soon as he rolled his eyes, Chu Mo had an idea: "Er Bao, do you think this is okay? If you sleep alone tonight, then I will prepare delicious food for you tomorrow."

Erbao curled his lips, looked Chu Mo up and down, and then said, "Brother-in-law, can you cook?"

"You're just kidding, my cooking skills are second to none in the world, brother-in-law."

"Then why didn't you do it just now? Why did you ask Third Aunt to come over?"

"That's not stupid because I'll accompany you to the river."

Seeing that Erbao didn't believe it, Chu Mo thought about bringing back a lot of ingredients in the afternoon, so he said: "Then I will get you some to taste first. If it tastes good, then you can sleep alone."

When Erbao heard that there was something to eat, he immediately nodded happily and took the quilt back into the house.

Chu Mo, on the other hand, entered the kitchen and started working.

Soon, with the sound of contact between the kitchen knife and the chopping board, a pig ear was quickly cut into a plate of ears.

Chu Mo patted a few more garlic cloves, chopped them into pieces, added some sesame oil, mixed them casually, and handed them to Erbao who was already dripping all over the ground.

Erbao took the plate and grabbed it without even using chopsticks.

However, before he could catch the ear silk, suddenly a figure flashed in front of him, his hand was empty, and the whole set of ear silk disappeared.

Chu Mo, on the other hand, looked at Yang Hongyu next to him as if he had seen a ghost.

"Aren't you sleeping?"

Yang Hongyu rolled her eyes at Chu Mo, then grabbed a piece of ear wire and threw it into her mouth. Then she said slowly: "Who told you to stay up late at night and come to the kitchen?"

"Sister, my brother-in-law made that for me, so how can it be like this?"

Erbao complained dissatisfiedly.

Yang Hongyu glanced sideways at Erbao: "Do you have any objections?"

Erbao then remembered how scary his sister was and hurriedly shook his head like a rattle.

Yang Hongyu then snorted with satisfaction: "You two, go back to the house and go to sleep. If you need anything, we'll talk about it tomorrow."

Seeing his sister starting to chase people away, Erbao glanced at her injured plate unwillingly, then glanced at Chu Mo, and suddenly said: "Sister, I want to sleep with my brother-in-law, but he won't let me, please help me Talk about it.”

In fact, Yang Hongyu had heard clearly the conversation between the two at the door just now. She knew that Chu Mo was unwilling, but she had just snatched his brother's food, so she couldn't be ruthless now, so she would satisfy his little brother. wish.

"Chu Mo, let Erbao sleep with you. After tomorrow, I will ask someone to come over and watch him. Then I won't bother you."

Chu Mo shook his head hurriedly: "A scholar cannot be killed but cannot be humiliated. I will never be with Erbao..."

Before she finished speaking, Yang Hongyu grabbed a fire stick as thick as her arm and squeezed it, causing the fire stick to break into two pieces.

Chu Mo swallowed his saliva and continued: "I will never separate from the second treasure, and the second treasure."

Yang Hongyu nodded with satisfaction.

Erbao also jumped up happily: "Brother-in-law is the best. I know that brother-in-law can't let me go."

After saying that, he rushed out of the kitchen and hugged the quilt.

"Then you don't want to see Er Bao?" Seeing Er Bao leave, Yang Hongyu asked leisurely.

Chu Mo's heart tightened and he quickly said: "No, the main reason is that he smells too bad. He hasn't taken a shower for I don't know how long. I can't smell the smell."

Yang Hongyu said, "Erbao seems to have never taken a bath since his parents left. But he plays by the river every day, so he shouldn't be dirty."

Chu Mo was defeated by this woman's theory. Who said that if you play by the river, you won't be dirty?

After soaking in the river water, I put on my clothes before my body was dry, and then ran to sleep while my hair was still dry. There must be bugs in it.

When he thought of that scene, Chu Mo felt like vomiting.

Yang Hongyu seemed to have realized something, so she said, "We'll just have one night tonight. We'll move to the city tomorrow. I'll ask Erbao to stay with my master for a few days."

"Then there is a master? Then who is the master?"

"Why are you asking so much? Go back and rest quickly, we have to get up early tomorrow."

Chu Mo, who was bored, reluctantly returned to his room after being driven away by Yang Hongyu.

In the room, Erbao had already brought the quilt over and laid it on it.

Chu Mo looked at Erbao in the bed, and then at the one-third space he had left for himself. He sighed softly, then held his nose and went to bed.

Fortunately, the smell was not as strong as expected. With Chu Mo's face facing outward, he didn't smell any unnecessary smell.

After spending the night together, early the next morning, Chu Mo felt a small hand pulling at him in a daze.

When I opened my eyes, it was like, holy shit. . . .

I saw the rabbit-tailed rhubarb running in at some point and was rubbing his face with its paws.

Chu Mo sat up all of a sudden, then pushed away Erbao's thigh that was pressing on him, and roared at Dahuang: "Dahuang, that's not okay, it's too bad, next time you dare to run into my room, I will definitely let everyone You know, the smell of dog meat hotpot."

Dahuang whined a few times, then ran away with his tail between his legs.

Immediately outside the door, Yang Hongzhu was angrily complaining to Yang Hongyu, saying that Chu Mo threatened Dahuang.

Only then did Chu Mo realize that it was Yang Hongzhu who ordered Dahuang to come in.

No wonder, when he went to bed, he kept the door closed.

After getting dressed and going out, he saw the two sisters sitting in the yard.

"Er Bao hasn't gotten up yet?" Yang Hongyu asked.

Chu Mo shook his head: "That guy sleeps like a pig and doesn't wake up no matter how he screams."

Yang Hongyu hummed, and then walked into the room.

Then, Erbao's screams came from the room.

Soon, Erbao, with tears still hanging from the corners of his eyes, followed Yang Hongyu out in disheveled clothes.