Travel to the early Tang Dynasty and become a salted fish

"Isn't it just fine salt? That's so weird. I used to use half and throw away half."

Seeing everyone looking at him like a fool, Chu Mo was unconvinced and wanted to continue to quarrel.

Suddenly, a heartbreaking pain came from the wound on the back of his head, and he turned around hurriedly.

Then she saw Yang Hongyu slowly put away the green jade finger, and then smiled at him: "Chu Mo, the wound on your head hasn't been healed yet, has it?"

"You...you...you are murdering your husband."

Chu Mo hesitated for a long time and finally choked out a sentence.

Shopkeeper Liu originally wanted to see what his uncle would say, but he didn't expect that the words that came out of his mouth were such harsh words. He was so frightened that he didn't even say hello, turned around and ran away, closing the kitchen door at the same time. .

Chu Mo's heart trembled when he looked at Shopkeeper Liu's fleeing back, the closed door, and then at Yang Hongyu's murderous eyes.

"Daughter-in-law, why don't we discuss something first? How about a slap in the face? Alas, we agreed not to slap you in the face."

Suddenly there was a sound of howling ghosts and wolves in the kitchen.

Everyone in the restaurant, including Yang Hongzhu, did not take the cry seriously and continued to slam down their chopsticks towards the food on the table.

In fact, from Yang Hongyu's point of view, she didn't do much, she just gently left 500 yuan on Chu Mo's face.

Then, he pinched the soft flesh around his waist into a purple color, and also helped shape his feet.

In the end, Chu Mo finally escaped the fate of having his fifth limb broken after he promised to cook a delicious meal for his wife alone tomorrow.

After knowing where the bitter taste came from, Chu Mo limped back to the restaurant and looked at the table. There was not even any soup left, only his half bowl of hard white rice that he had not finished. Chu Mo's real body is about to cry but has no tears.

After finishing the rice in the bowl and padding his stomach, Chu Mo planned to take a rest. You know, he was seriously injured now. How could he keep struggling like this.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he found a comfortable place to lie down, Yang Hongzhu ran to him and said: "Brother-in-law, isn't there still so much pork? What are you going to do?"

Chu Mo waved his hand impatiently, as if to shoo away flies: "Go, go, cool down while you're at it, don't disturb my rest."

When the little girl saw Chu Mo being so impatient, she suddenly raised her eyebrows and said, "You bad guy, how dare you do this to me? Believe it or not, I'll talk to my sister to reason with you."

Chu Mo saw Yang Hongyu going out just now, so he was not afraid of the little girl now: "Then you should find your sister first, huh."

"You!" The little girl stamped her foot and pointed at Chu Mo to scold him.

Chu Mo curled his lips disdainfully and said: "His brows are cold and he points his fingers at thousands of people..."

Before she finished speaking, a pair of small embroidered shoes appeared in her eyes.

When I looked up, I almost peed my pants in fear.

At this time, Yang Hongyu was staring at him with cannibalistic eyes.

"Sister, he bullied me, please help me teach him a lesson." The little girl Yang Hongzhu complained directly.

"Little Pig, I'm not bullying you, I just want to take a rest and prepare delicious food for you later."

"Nonsense, you're obviously talking about being cool and cool."

"Yes, I heard it too, Chu Mo, are you itching again?" Yang Hongyu also helped.

"No, no, how dare I." I didn't expect to bully someone else's sister and be caught by the real owner. What should I do? Suddenly, Chu Mo's eyes turned and said:

"That was a misunderstanding just now. I only said the first half of the sentence, but I haven't said the second half yet..."

"Then you should say the second half of the sentence. If you bite the ugly Yin Mao today, Chu Mo, you will be dead."

After speaking, Yang Hongyu stretched out her delicate palm and waved it twice in front of Chu Mo.

Chu Mo moved back silently, and then said: "I just said: He frowned coldly and pointed at a thousand people. The second half of his sentence was: I bow my head and am willing to be a bully."

"What I originally wanted to say was that no matter what you do to me, Hongyu, I will be willing to do anything for you."

Chu Mo secretly cursed in his heart: You have to lower your head when you are under the eaves. This is just a temporary measure. After I am healed, let's see how I deal with you.

Yang Hongyu blinked her big, beautiful eyes: "I didn't expect you to be quite talented in literature. Didn't you know that you couldn't understand pen and ink before? Did you always have someone write your letters for you?"

"Really? Why don't I remember? Is the lady joking?"

Chu Mo must not admit that he is illiterate now, otherwise, if he is discovered in the future, he will definitely be ripped off by cramps.

"Your previous letter clearly stated that your letters were all written by others. Did you lie to me?"

After speaking, there was a dangerous aura in his eyes.

When Chu Mo saw that this woman was going to murder her husband again, he quickly shouted: "No, madam, you misunderstood. I said before that I would find someone to write for me, but that was just because my calligraphy is so bad that I can't bear to look at it."

"I was afraid of staining my wife's eyes, so I asked someone to write it for me."

"Is that true?" Yang Hongyu asked suspiciously.

"That's really it. Madam, you have to believe me."

Yang Hongyu took a deep look at Chu Mo, and then did not continue to ask, but said: "Hurry up and get the things in the kitchen ready. I will take you to buy some more things, and we will go back now."

"After you recover from your injury, you can stay here and cook."

When Chu Mo heard this, he immediately quit: "Madam, I am your husband, and you arranged for me like this?"

"Otherwise? What else do you want?"

Well, Chu Mo was choked by Yang Hongyu's words. Yes, now he has nothing but injuries all over his body. What else do he want?

With a sigh, Chu Mo gave up the idea of ​​resting. He got up and returned to the kitchen. He took out the pig's trotters and asked Er Daozi to remove the hair from the pig's trotters and cut them into small pieces.

Then clean it, boil water in a pot, put the pig's trotters in the pot, and rinse them with water again.

Then put a spoonful of oil in the pot, add some yellowed white sugar and start stir-frying until the sugar dissolves, then add the pig trotters and stir-fry.

Originally, Chu Mo wanted to find rock candy, but when asked, he didn't know what rock candy was. In that case, forget it. People here don't pursue perfection in taste anyway, so they can just make do with it.

After frying for a while, Chu Mo added some white wine and soybean paste and continued to stir-fry for a while. Then he started to add water. When the water covered the pig's trotters, he poured in the soaked soybeans before and let Er Lengzi continue to simmer over high heat. system.

After finishing the pig's trotters, Chu Mo felt a little worried about the fluffy pig's head and a large pot of pig water.

But he didn't hesitate for long before he came up with an idea and directly called shopkeeper Liu and the other two clerks in front of him to teach them how to deal with these things.