Quick Travel: Almighty Butler

Recently, a new post was opened on the forum, called [Gathering through the weird dynasties and countries that existed in history. 】

1st floor: Occupy the sofa!I'm the first!For me, Vietnam and North Korea!

Floor 2: Damn it!A little late!But I think it’s Fu Guo.

Floor 3: I know this about the Yue Dynasty. People in the Yue Dynasty have poor appearance, which is ridiculous. They actually rely on their appearance to get official positions. I think of my male idol Han Yunzhao. He has great achievements in his life, but because he is not good-looking enough, he can only become General Xuanwu.What's even more frightening is that he himself feels that his appearance is not enough for the official position of a general.

Please!Han Yunzhao has never lost a battle. He has fought hundreds of battles, large and small, in his life, and has never lost a single one!What is this concept?I have never seen such an outrageous thing about a person like this who refuses to be promoted to a noble position just because his appearance is not good enough for an official position.

4th Floor: Don’t get excited upstairs, Fuguo is even more weird.What does it mean to be promoted to a noble position based on good looks?Have you ever seen a son marrying a wife who must first be sent to my bed?It is said that this is a trial marriage.Also, when I marry my little wife, I must first send her to my son’s bed.It is said that he is afraid of conflicts between his son and his stepmother.

mdWhen I first saw this, my three views were greatly shocked!

Floor 5: Σ(°△°|||)︴Fuck!Is history so absurd?

Floor 6: I am correcting the one above. It is not the history that is absurd, but the historical figures and customs that are absurd.

7th Floor: Actually, I think Yun Chao is quite weird.

Floor 8: Are you talking about my Lord, the God of Darkness?

9th Floor: Hahaha, you can tell at a glance that there are devout old believers in darkness upstairs.

10th Floor: It’s hard to imagine that the book of quotes about chuunibyou was actually written by an ancient person, and it was written so straightforwardly that even I couldn’t read it.They actually held sacrifices, and the believers had to recite the entire book. It was so embarrassing, okay?

Floor 11: I suspect that the God of Darkness is a chuunibyou.

12th Floor: Upstairs, is there any need to doubt this?Just look at the statues in the Dark Temple. The God of Darkness looks only eleven or twelve years old, okay?It's the time of chuunibyou.

Floor 13: By the way, the annual sacrifice in the Dark Temple is the scene of social death.God knows how embarrassing it is to see those believers in black robes reciting praises!There are still a bunch of people taking photos, please let the whole network know!Hahahaha, I am really worried about the mental state of the believers who participated in the sacrifice, just like asking, are you okay?Ha ha ha ha.

Floor 14: Don’t be too obvious about gloating about misfortune!But I also want to ask how it feels.Ha ha ha ha.

Floor 15: Thank you for the invitation. I feel good. I just have to wear a mask every time I go out.

Floor 16: Hahahaha, I sympathize with you.

Floor 17: Don’t sympathize with him, something big just happened!The Dark Lord was confirmed.

Floor 18: What is this?What are you talking about upstairs?Why can't I understand?

Floor 19: I’ll knock!I knock!The Lord of Darkness has actually been confirmed, what happened to this world?Are you suddenly becoming fanciful?

Floor 20:? ? ?Don't whet your appetite!Tell me what's going on?

Floor 21: Back upstairs, let me tell you, someone excavated the tomb of Prince Zhao of the Yun Kingdom, and in the main tomb of Prince Zhao there was a palm-sized wooden figure with four different shapes.

This wooden figure is recorded to be the statue of the God of Darkness. Prince Yan once used it to summon the God of Darkness. It was also because of the God of Darkness that the prince of Wu Guogong was not able to force him into the palace.

The most important thing is that Prince Zhao also revealed the location of Prince Yan's grave, and then the scientific expedition team followed and dug it, and they really found it.

Then the main room of Prince Yan's tomb does not look like the main tomb, but a young man sitting on a throne made of gold. He is sitting upright on it, just like a real person.

Under his throne were a group of skeletons kneeling in black robes. The style of the robes was very familiar, similar to the robes of the current Dark God cultists, but the patterns were different.

The archaeological team was shocked when they entered because the boy looked so human.

The professors only found out the identity of the boy and the group of black-robed skeletons after looking at the mural.

The young man is the God of Darkness, the skeleton in the front is Prince Yan, and behind him is the first temple minister of the Dark Temple, Yun Shou.

After that are the secret guards of Prince Yan, who are also the first followers of the God of Darkness.

Here comes the key point. Some of the archaeologists boldly stepped forward to check on the young man. He looked exactly like a living person, and they believed that this should be the true god of the Dark God.

Then the archaeologists saw the "Record of the Gods" at the feet of Prince Yan, and carefully picked it up and looked at it. It was similar to our current version.

Someone just read it again, and guess what, the young man sitting on the throne suddenly opened his eyes, moved, and said, "I, Shen Mingxuan, the Lord of Darkness, have arrived!"

Floor 22: Damn it!The God of Darkness is alive?

Floor 23: No, no, I haven’t finished what I said on Floor 21. The follow-up is that I found out that this young man is just a machine puppet. Later I found a record that was written by Prince Yan himself. The machine puppet was made by the God of Darkness in his own image. , it was said that more than 3000 puppets were reproduced one to one. Later, when the God of Darkness returned to his throne, all of these 3000 puppets were handed over to the imperial court, and one of them was collected by Prince Yan.

Floor 24: Could those three thousand be the Dark Legion recorded in the history of Yun Dynasty?Legend has it that in the late Yun Dynasty, Dashuo sent troops to suppress the city. As a result, these three thousand dark legions were immortal and could move even if they were injured, scaring Dashuo's [-] army back.

But it was actually a puppet?robot?During the Yun Dynasty, a kinetic and talking robot was built?

Floor 25: Not only that, it can also fight!It's almost 1000 years old and it's still moving. It's so fucking amazing. When I saw that, I even wondered if our technology had gone backwards.

Floor 26: Wait a minute!If you put it this way, isn’t the God of Darkness a technology tycoon?Then his legendary summoning of the Army of Darkness should be a robot he made himself, right?

Floor 27: How do you explain the Kingdom of God?This has been recorded in the official and unofficial histories of the Yun Dynasty, as well as local histories.

Floor 28: Can’t it be a spaceship?Maybe the so-called Dark God is an alien?

Floor 29: The more I guess, the more outrageous it becomes. Is there a link?I gonna go see.

Floor 30: What link do you want?You can directly open the omniscient software, the first item above is.

Floor 31: Let me take a look.

Floor 32: Let me see +1

Floor 33: Let me see +2

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