Quick Travel: Almighty Butler

"Mom, my body is normal." Li Muchen couldn't bear to hear his mother keep saying that he was not good, so he replied.

Although this was true before yesterday, his mother kept poking at his scars, making him doubt whether this was really his mother's biological child.

"Okay? Is it true? Don't lie to me because you want to get married. But, son, which girl have you fallen in love with or been stimulated by something? Why do you suddenly want to get married?" Li's mother asked curiously.

There is a saying that a child knows better than his mother. Li Muchen thought it was quite right, and his mother guessed it right.

Isn't it just to be stimulated?In order to send away the dragon, he was willing to get married, but he couldn't say this to his mother.

"It's nothing, I just think it's time for me to get married, and since my health is already well, Tianhua needs an heir, so I plan to go on a blind date." Li Muchen said expressionlessly.

But Mama Li on the opposite side obviously didn't believe it: "Is Tianhua going to go bankrupt? Or are you suffering from a terminal illness? Or have you been kidnapped? You said before that you would be single for the rest of your life, otherwise you wouldn't have broken up after so many years." Ten couples were separated, and the other spouse of the young couple was also sent in."

Li Muchen:......

Can you blame him?If they abide by the law well, can he send people in?How many innocent girls have he saved from being mutilated over the years?This is obviously a good thing, right?Otherwise, the official would not have issued him a banner and certificate.

"I just want to get married. Mom, don't you want to have grandchildren?" Li Muchen replied.

"Isn't it too early to have a grandchild? Your mother, I am still young and don't want to take care of children for the time being. I have just turned 49 and will not be 50 yet. I am very young and don't want to be called grandma." Li's mother refused.

"Then you can ask your grandson to call you sister." Li Muchen said expressionlessly.

As soon as he finished speaking, Mother Li on the opposite side suddenly became furious: "You brat, are you itchy? You actually want to be my father!"

Then he shouted aggrievedly to Li's father: "Husband, come quickly, your son wants to be my father and your father-in-law! You..."

Hearing this, Li Muchen hung up the phone expressionlessly.

He can guarantee that at this moment, the couple's IQ has plummeted and they are performing a brain-dead drama, such as:

His mother: Why don't you come and comfort me when I cry? I'm so sad, I'm so sad. What's even more sad is that you are indifferent to my tears. My heart is about to die.

His dad: Damn it, I shouldn’t have made you cry. My heart is bleeding when I see you cry. Don’t cry. Tell me, who is so cruel that he made you cry.

……

While getting dressed, Li Muchen took his cell phone to the sink, then brushed his teeth and silently counted the time.

3, 2, 1

"Dang-dang--" The phone rang.

Li Muchen picked up the phone and said directly before the other party could say anything: "Mom, my dad hid a women's earring in the mezzanine of the shoe cabinet."

After saying that, he immediately hung up the phone, regardless of the bloody situation on the other end of the phone.

His dad did hide an earring, but that earring was his mother's. It was said that his dad picked it up when he met his mom for the first time. His dad kept it carefully and wanted to wait until they grew old before telling his mom. .

You can tell just by listening to it, but he definitely doesn’t know!

As for how Li Muchen knew, his father told him when he pulled it out of the shoe cabinet when he was a child. He has never forgotten it to this day. The look of his father's brain stem missing at that time was so eye-catching that it once became his One of the childhood shadows.

However, what his father didn't know was that the earring was a gift from his mother's ex-boyfriend. Later, the earring fell off, and his mother was heartbroken. She searched for it for a long time but couldn't find it. Later, her mother broke up with her ex-boyfriend. It doesn’t feel bad anymore.

Why did Li Muchen know?This was thanks to his mother's fondness for keeping diaries, and he had once opened them and read them all.

It's not that Li Muchen peeked at it, but that his mother showed him after he dug it out. In his own words, these diaries were the proof of her love and her journey to find true love.

When he gets older, he will take it out and review their love with his dad.

Li Muchen was fed up with their dog food when he was a child. He would just spread dog food, and he would often lose his IQ. He would stage a little theater of brain-dead situations at any time, regardless of time or occasion, he could perform such a drama anytime and anywhere. .

When he was a child, Li Muchen thought they were playing him, until his mother stabbed his father, hugged his father and cried bitterly, but his father smiled and touched his face and said I love you, then Li Muchen realized that his father It's really fucking abnormal.

Seeing his father and mother lying on the hospital bed and talking to each other, Li Muchen interrupted them and wanted to discuss with them whether they should not touch dangerous objects in the future. What if they really died?

And his dad's fucking answer shattered his outlook.

His father held his mother's hand and said that even if he really died in his mother's hands, he would be willing to do so because he loved her.

His mother was very moved and said that if his father died, she would die with him.

Then comes the love.

Li Muchen didn't understand, what kind of love was this?The couple fell in love and killed each other. If one died, the other would become the murderer and then go to jail.

This kind of love is also called aesthetic love, rather than a classic case of the rule of law column?Li Muchen didn't understand.

But his mother said that it was normal for him not to understand, because he was still a child and would understand when he grew up. Until Li Muchen was 27 years old, he could not understand, and he did not want to understand anymore.

Later, he was sent to his grandfather. Fortunately, his grandfather was a normal person.

He was very dissatisfied with the love and murder staged by his parents in front of him, and threatened them that if they did such things in front of Li Muchen again, they would be buried separately after death!

After hearing the old man's threat, the mentally disturbed couple stopped and gave up the small theater of falling in love and killing each other, and turned to other things.

Li Muchen washed his face, wiped it with a towel, combed his hair in front of the mirror, made sure it was packed properly, and then walked out of the bathroom.

Thanks to his parents, the idea of ​​getting married on a blind date has completely disappeared. After all, the love between his parents is too twisted, and coupled with the love-crazy couples he has reported over the years, Li Muchen has no idea about the so-called love. Love is somewhat evasive.

In order to send the dragon away as soon as possible, it would be a bit of a joke to bury himself in the grave of marriage. Li Muchen guessed that he had a nightmare last night and didn't sleep well, so he had such an idea because he was not clear-headed.

After changing your clothes, pick out a tie of the same color as your suit from the closet and tie it for yourself.

Li Muchen looked at the injuries on his face, took out a pair of glasses and a gray mask from another drawer and put them on himself. Looking at himself in the mirror, he looked much better.

Then he walked out of his room.