When I am reborn in Hong Kong, I just want to lie down

Eden Garden, this is a shooting base that has become popular recently in the San Fernando Valley. It is home to the only restricted film production company: Beijing Hot Entertainment Company. People who have heard of it say that it is full of artistic atmosphere and can make a person interested in it. People who have no sense of art can be immersed in it. According to the person in charge here, this is called an immersive experience.

Invited by Watanabe Wood, the person in charge of Eden Park, the governor of California visited the park. Under Wood's explanation along the way, the governor believed that this way he could not deeply understand the essence of the park.

"Wood, the Garden of Eden is indeed as its name suggests. It is very wonderful, but such a general introduction makes it difficult for people to be satisfied. I am also an art lover and need to experience art. This is my childhood dream." The governor said.

"Mr. Governor, I can understand your mood. Our experience specifications are divided into seven levels, F level is the lowest and S level is the highest. I don't know which level of artistic life you want to experience." Watanabe seriously introduced the features of the park. Serve.

"S!?" the governor spat out a letter.

"One million, dollar." Wood spat out a few words.

The governor looked a little unhappy, and Wood said in his ear: "This is a customized drama, and we will return it in the form of political donations in the future."

The governor tapped him on the shoulder and wrote two checks for $50.

……

Several folders were placed in front of the governor and asked him to choose, including Asia, Europe, North and South America, and Africa; when he opened Asia, it said royal life...

Open the European folder again: royal life...

Africa: The lives of chiefs…

North and South America: Tribal Life…

“omg, it’s so artistic and I think it’s possible to have a fusion experience with this.”

Nani! ?Watanabe is a master of grass at heart. He met a person who is as good as his boss. This person's creativity is too reference. Mr. Governor saw admiration in Watanabe's eyes, smiled and patted his shoulder to express his gratitude. You are still too young.

……

The governor was wearing a dragon robe and a golden crown studded with various jewels. He had makeup on his face and a beard. It was hard to tell that it was him. He was sitting on a large gold-painted seat with a similar shape. It looks a bit like the one in the Forbidden City. There are two female officials next to the throne. Looking down from his position, there are two rows of ministers neatly lined up on both sides. These ministers are all women, ranging from 28 years old to [-] years old. They are tall, short, fat and thin. , wearing various costumes, including cheongsam, kimono, Chima dress, rococo princess dress, new clothes and so on.

Behind these two rows of ministers were two rows of soldiers, which made the governor on the throne feel heroic and in control of the world. Cameras hidden everywhere recorded all this truthfully.

When the female officials below shouted long live, let the majesty of imperial power permeate the entire palace, and let the governor above say in the Chinese he had just learned: "Everyone loves you." People were unconsciously involved in it.

What made him even more excited was that when the female officials bent down to salute, two huge mountains were about to come out. He had been enjoying the sight of them just now, but then he realized that the clothes worn by the people below were very particular, and he didn't know who designed them. , in every move, a trace of spring light is revealed unknowingly. I want to see it but can't see it clearly. There are some places that I want to see again and again, and my heart feels itchy.

At this time, he felt that he had lost his composure and quickly straightened his body. Only then did he remember that he was the emperor. He quickly waved his hand according to the script and asked the female officer next to him to speak. The female officer over there said something, but he couldn't understand it. I saw the female officials below retreating to two sides and standing opposite each other.

A group of girls, looming in veils, filed in from outside the door. The first girl walked down the steps, and the female officer next to her was reading something. Mr. Governor waved his hand, and the meaning was self-evident. He didn't like this. , let her go down without being aggressive, and then came up one by one, some stayed, some left, some left happily, and some left dejectedly.

……

The following plot is absurd and bizarre, with 20 to 100 million words omitted in the middle. The boring and boring mechanical movement in it is not a story that everyone likes, so I won’t introduce it here.

This documentary about the life of the royal family was filmed for three days, until the governor was unable to continue due to busy official duties, which made the film crew regretful. What good material, at least ten episodes can be edited.

Mr. Governor did not interrupt the filming due to excessive energy loss, but he was really busy with official duties. During the filming, he was too involved and the governor's eyes were a little dark. This was caused by staying up late to catch up with the schedule. His belly was at least two times smaller than when he arrived. For the sake of art, I am also devoted, and my calves are shaking a little. It is definitely not shaking, but... I can't make it up. In short, the governor is a good governor. Let us applaud this governor who has fulfilled his childhood dream and dedicated himself to art.

Before leaving, the governor said: The Garden of Eden is great! Very good! Come back when you feel better.

Before getting into the car, the governor said to Watanabe: "The campaign committee does not lack the 100 million. Your Eden Garden has done a great job. You should reduce taxes and expand the scale."

In Rogge's words: "The governor understands art and knows that the investment in art is very heavy and that it needs the support of the government."

Watanabe agreed: "Mr. Governor is the most art-savvy person I have ever met. For art, he slept for [-] hours for three days and three nights. It was too hard."

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Li Bu saw from the report that this documentary, a collection of the daily life of the world's royal families, had been snapped up by more than a dozen local TV stations and contributed 3000 million U.S. dollars in revenue. This left him speechless. Attached to the report were some According to the questionnaire, many gentlemen said that ancient royal life was too corrupt and should be replaced by civilization. They said that the Garden of Eden was the artistic holy land they longed for.

The answer to one of the questionnaires left a deep impression on him: It’s too chaotic and too decadent. In order to criticize such an ignorant era, I bought a lot of peripheral clothing there. Who designed these clothes? I want to warn him, ‘Boy , the design is so good'.

Li Bu silently gave him a thumbs up and agreed with his warning. With tears in his eyes, he made money from the peripherals. He picked up the phone and called his office in Xiangjiang and asked them to inform Baldy Liang that the peripherals would produce another 1000 million US dollars. , it’s almost out of stock.

The people in the office were very nervous when they heard the boss's call. They quickly wrote down the content without changing a word.At dawn the next day, Bald Liang received a call. After identifying himself, he read out the content on the paper: "Bald Liang, we will produce another 1000 million U.S. dollars in peripheral products. They are almost out of stock." Then he hung up the phone. , leaving a messy Liang Baldhead holding the phone, standing there wondering in life, who am I, where am I, damn, who made the call just now, when Li Bu comes back, be sure to ask who it is, dare to do this Talk to yourself.

Then he called the person in charge of the peripheral toy factory: "The royal life peripherals will cost another 1000 million U.S. dollars. North America is urging them to come over. Don't be lazy. I will give you more bonuses."