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Chapter 281 My masterpiece: Bianlang! (Please subscribe,
Chapter 281 My masterpiece: Bianlang! (Please subscribe, please vote)
As soon as Bian Lang's voice pinching his throat came out, Wang Yunfei leaned back, his eyes widened and he covered his mouth with his hands and said directly: "Oh my God! Is it so magical? Are you writing songs on the spot? Audience friends, you Do you think Teacher Lang’s performance is reasonable?”
Hearing the two people in front of them talking about cross talk back and forth, Liu Xiaokui and Gu Yue in the back row burst into tears and laughed!
Especially Liu Xiaokui, he felt that he was really right to take on this variety show.Not to mention how to do it in the future, he just edited and post-edited the section just now. He didn't believe that any audience could hold back laughter!
This effect is much funnier than the sketch in the Spring Festival Gala!
Gu Yue covered her stomach with one hand and held her cheek with the other. She spat out a few words intermittently: "Oh...oh, please...please...you two, please stop... ...Supernatural power, if you laugh at my... jaw... it's going to be dislocated!"
After the car got a little quieter, Wang Yunfei obviously had no intention of stopping.
He came this time because he had a relationship with Niu Bo, his father Niu Ji, who was the elder who had the best relationship with his master among his generation.
To put it bluntly, the purpose of coming this time must be to show off the cross talk and promote it.So as long as he can seize the opportunity, he must perform desperately.Now that he met Bian Lang and gave him such a good idea, he naturally had to accept it.
He took out his phone and said seriously: "Teacher Lang, please wait a moment. I'll call my uncle and ask him to send you money immediately. Even if our company sells this song, we still have to buy it for you." !”
As he spoke, he quickly put the phone on speakerphone and dialed.
The two people in the back row saw this situation and immediately believed that this variety show had no script!
After the call was connected, there was a bit of confusion on the other end of the phone. It felt like Wang Yunfei and his uncle were talking at the top of their lungs: "Xiao Feifei, what's wrong with you? Didn't you catch the plane?"
"Sir, no... Master! Can't you just hope for me? I'm recording right now. There's something like that..."
After Wang Yunfei finished speaking, he said directly: "Okay! Go back and let Bian Lang report the number. If the club doesn't have enough money, you will be kicked out of the school first and you will study at Bian Lang for two years before coming back..."
As soon as these words came out, Bian Lang couldn't help but laugh. He also imitated Gu Yue and said: "You two should quickly collect your magical powers. I still have to drive seriously..."
The four people in this car just laughed all the way to the ant nest. When they got off the highway, they happened to meet Lao Luo and his car waiting for them at the lower entrance.
After Bian Lang got out of the car and introduced a few people to each other, he continued driving to the ant nest.
After waiting for another two hours, a total of 16 people in four cars plus Bian Lang, the flying guest, arrived.
Dong Youbian, who had not revealed his identity until now, took off the facial mask that sealed his appearance.
Then Liu Dawei was stunned: "You Bian? You..."
Liang Zi also looked surprised and asked: "Sister Bian, how did you do this? I think you, a female driver, should be the easiest to arouse suspicion, right?"
"What's wrong with the female driver? Liangzi, do you look down on women or something?" Before Dong Youbian could say anything, Guo Sichu directly helped the female friends to fight against the injustice.
"How dare I? By the way, Brother Lang, how did you get exposed?"
As soon as Liang Zi said this, Liu Xiaokui immediately shared the exact story with everyone, not only the part where Bian Lang was exposed, but also the part where the two of them were talking about cross talk.
It's just that the tune of the "Song of the Five Rings" he sang was directly outside the 7th ring.
After listening to his story, the director team was pleasantly surprised and already thinking about how to edit the pilot and promotional films.
The directing team, who were still worried that Bianliang hadn't released a single song before, are no longer worried at all now.
For Bian Lang, a big guy who can write songs on the road, can a song for a slow variety show be a problem?What they need to worry about is that Bian Lang should not change his voice.
After everyone chatted and got to know each other under the introduction of the two sponsors, Lao Luo and Bian Lang, a notice came from the loudspeaker of Ant Nest for everyone to go to the restaurant for a meeting.
Under the leadership of Lao Luo, everyone followed to the restaurant.Among them, the talk show actor who flew from the Northeast shouted: "Can you find a place for me to take off my long johns first?"
Seeing that he only had a pair of short-sleeved shirts on his upper body but still had bulging jeans on his lower body, everyone laughed unkindly.
Lao Luo smiled and pointed in the direction of the toilet and said: "If you want to take off your clothes, hurry up. We will meet at the restaurant in 10 minutes."
Taking advantage of this gap, Bian Lang walked up to Dong You and asked concernedly: "Are you tired from driving this way?"
"It's okay, but the three of them were sleeping all the way. If I hadn't been listening to your rock music all the way, I probably wouldn't have been able to hold it back!" After hearing this, Bian Lang realized that Dong You was so unexposed. One thing.
When the show is aired, Liu Dawei and the three of them will probably be called a threesome by the audience.
<divclass="contentadv">Ten minutes later, 10 people who had finished changing their clothes sat down at the long table in the restaurant.According to the guidelines of the broadcast, Lao Luo organized the self-introduction session.
Bian Lang had previously asked Lao Luo to deliberately mention the matter of representative work.
I just want to see how everyone would respond to this situation if time and space were changed.
Lao Luo naturally followed what he said. The reason is very simple. We all have a wide range of industries. In order to enhance understanding, everyone will talk about their masterpieces.
Since it was Lao Luo who proposed it, Wang Yunfei was the first to ask Lao Luo: "Teacher Luo, you should be the first one."
During this time, Lao Luo has been preparing for the show and has developed some sense of variety shows. In the past, he would probably have said seriously: "The buildings in the Ant Nest are his most satisfying masterpieces so far."
But for the sake of the show's effect, he made an unprecedented move today: "I'm just playing in the mud. At present, I don't think I have a very good masterpiece. However, I taught a student, his name is Bian Lang, and he is in the rock circle. It’s very good, I wonder if this one is my masterpiece?”
As soon as these words came out, everyone felt that there was really nothing wrong with Lao Luo's serious nonsense.
Although he, a teacher in the Sculpture Department, could not possibly teach Bian Lang, a popular fried chicken who rolls around in circles.But the relationship between teacher and student is real!
Liu Xiaokui applauded after hearing the first one: "Teacher Luo! You are so awesome! Why don't you see if there is any possibility that I can go back to the furnace and bake it again?"
Bian Lang was a little embarrassed. He didn't expect that he gave Lao Luo advice and actually praised himself in the end.
He immediately stood up and said: "Teacher Luo, don't be a student! If you have the opportunity in the future, I will definitely take your work to the world to develop!" Bian Lang said this from the bottom of his heart and did not mean to flatter at all.
What if Lao Luo, who is helping him in this way, helps him organize a world tour exhibition when he becomes more famous in the future?
After Lao Luo Shu finished speaking, he called Wang Yunfei, who happened to be sitting next to him.
Wang Yunfei is also a quick thinker. He thought for a while along Lao Luo's train of thought, and then said: "I didn't have any masterpieces before, but now I have one. I will sing one for everyone. Teacher Lang gave it to me. Works written.”
After saying that, he started singing: "Ah~~You have one more ring in the fifth ring than the fourth ring...Ah~~You have one less ring in the fifth ring than the sixth ring..."
Bian Lang looked at the situation and estimated that he was going to be screwed by these people today.
"If I had known it earlier, what masterpiece would I have mentioned?"
But after Lao Luo said these words, he couldn't take them back, so he began to think about how he should answer when it was his turn.
After Wang Yunfei finished singing this song, everyone else began to think about it, and following Lao Luo's idea would definitely produce results.So we were all thinking hard about how we could have anything to do with Bian Lang.
The next one is Liu Dawei, who is also very cooperative and follows Wang Yunfei's example: "I used to act, but I don't think those are masterpieces, because I actually prefer music. At the Haicaihua Music Festival not long ago, Our crew is fortunate to be able to work with Bian Lang..."
Then he sang "Lugu Lake"!
Although the singing was unsatisfactory, based on everyone's acquiescence in the masterpiece with Bian Lang as the core, this extremely embarrassing scene on the original earth instantly became joyful!
It seems to be a trend of becoming a show of Bian Lang’s works!
The directing team was naturally happy for such a completely unexpected scene to happen. They couldn't have imagined it, let alone the viewers who would watch the show afterwards.
Bian Lang was staring at the person behind Liu Dawei and thinking about something. This talk show actor from the Northeast would not make trouble for himself anymore, would he?
But the result was beyond his expectation. He immediately sang and danced to "Xian'er" in the same manner!
Liang Zi, who saw that there were still a few people whose turn had just come, was frightened: "Emma, if Brother Lang meets this guy first, will the second-hand roses still have my business?"
Lang Lang had completely given up resistance at this point. Dong You, who was behind him, sang "Miss Dong" as expected, and the rest of them probably sang his songs casually.
He really could only place his hopes on another parent, the dancer Teacher Dao.It is impossible for this respected peacock dance artist to rely on him for his special skills.
But in the end, he still underestimated Teacher Dao's creative spirit. He only saw the teacher slowly stand up in the expectant eyes of everyone and said: "Everyone may know that I am famous for my peacock dance, but there are more than just peacocks in our Yunnan Province. This is an excellent national dance art treasure.
We dancers must also make changes with the progress of society. Only by creating according to hot topics can our national culture develop better.Some time ago, I listened to Bian Lang's "There's No Feast That Lasts" at the Ximanmang Music Festival. There was a libretto from the Wa ethnic group in it, so I made up a new hair-swinging dance of the Wa ethnic group! "
After saying that, Teacher Dao took a few steps back, took out his mobile phone to play the accompaniment, and shouted a few words: "Galing Garingthi...hey hey..." and then started to dance the hair swing!
As soon as Bian Lang's voice pinching his throat came out, Wang Yunfei leaned back, his eyes widened and he covered his mouth with his hands and said directly: "Oh my God! Is it so magical? Are you writing songs on the spot? Audience friends, you Do you think Teacher Lang’s performance is reasonable?”
Hearing the two people in front of them talking about cross talk back and forth, Liu Xiaokui and Gu Yue in the back row burst into tears and laughed!
Especially Liu Xiaokui, he felt that he was really right to take on this variety show.Not to mention how to do it in the future, he just edited and post-edited the section just now. He didn't believe that any audience could hold back laughter!
This effect is much funnier than the sketch in the Spring Festival Gala!
Gu Yue covered her stomach with one hand and held her cheek with the other. She spat out a few words intermittently: "Oh...oh, please...please...you two, please stop... ...Supernatural power, if you laugh at my... jaw... it's going to be dislocated!"
After the car got a little quieter, Wang Yunfei obviously had no intention of stopping.
He came this time because he had a relationship with Niu Bo, his father Niu Ji, who was the elder who had the best relationship with his master among his generation.
To put it bluntly, the purpose of coming this time must be to show off the cross talk and promote it.So as long as he can seize the opportunity, he must perform desperately.Now that he met Bian Lang and gave him such a good idea, he naturally had to accept it.
He took out his phone and said seriously: "Teacher Lang, please wait a moment. I'll call my uncle and ask him to send you money immediately. Even if our company sells this song, we still have to buy it for you." !”
As he spoke, he quickly put the phone on speakerphone and dialed.
The two people in the back row saw this situation and immediately believed that this variety show had no script!
After the call was connected, there was a bit of confusion on the other end of the phone. It felt like Wang Yunfei and his uncle were talking at the top of their lungs: "Xiao Feifei, what's wrong with you? Didn't you catch the plane?"
"Sir, no... Master! Can't you just hope for me? I'm recording right now. There's something like that..."
After Wang Yunfei finished speaking, he said directly: "Okay! Go back and let Bian Lang report the number. If the club doesn't have enough money, you will be kicked out of the school first and you will study at Bian Lang for two years before coming back..."
As soon as these words came out, Bian Lang couldn't help but laugh. He also imitated Gu Yue and said: "You two should quickly collect your magical powers. I still have to drive seriously..."
The four people in this car just laughed all the way to the ant nest. When they got off the highway, they happened to meet Lao Luo and his car waiting for them at the lower entrance.
After Bian Lang got out of the car and introduced a few people to each other, he continued driving to the ant nest.
After waiting for another two hours, a total of 16 people in four cars plus Bian Lang, the flying guest, arrived.
Dong Youbian, who had not revealed his identity until now, took off the facial mask that sealed his appearance.
Then Liu Dawei was stunned: "You Bian? You..."
Liang Zi also looked surprised and asked: "Sister Bian, how did you do this? I think you, a female driver, should be the easiest to arouse suspicion, right?"
"What's wrong with the female driver? Liangzi, do you look down on women or something?" Before Dong Youbian could say anything, Guo Sichu directly helped the female friends to fight against the injustice.
"How dare I? By the way, Brother Lang, how did you get exposed?"
As soon as Liang Zi said this, Liu Xiaokui immediately shared the exact story with everyone, not only the part where Bian Lang was exposed, but also the part where the two of them were talking about cross talk.
It's just that the tune of the "Song of the Five Rings" he sang was directly outside the 7th ring.
After listening to his story, the director team was pleasantly surprised and already thinking about how to edit the pilot and promotional films.
The directing team, who were still worried that Bianliang hadn't released a single song before, are no longer worried at all now.
For Bian Lang, a big guy who can write songs on the road, can a song for a slow variety show be a problem?What they need to worry about is that Bian Lang should not change his voice.
After everyone chatted and got to know each other under the introduction of the two sponsors, Lao Luo and Bian Lang, a notice came from the loudspeaker of Ant Nest for everyone to go to the restaurant for a meeting.
Under the leadership of Lao Luo, everyone followed to the restaurant.Among them, the talk show actor who flew from the Northeast shouted: "Can you find a place for me to take off my long johns first?"
Seeing that he only had a pair of short-sleeved shirts on his upper body but still had bulging jeans on his lower body, everyone laughed unkindly.
Lao Luo smiled and pointed in the direction of the toilet and said: "If you want to take off your clothes, hurry up. We will meet at the restaurant in 10 minutes."
Taking advantage of this gap, Bian Lang walked up to Dong You and asked concernedly: "Are you tired from driving this way?"
"It's okay, but the three of them were sleeping all the way. If I hadn't been listening to your rock music all the way, I probably wouldn't have been able to hold it back!" After hearing this, Bian Lang realized that Dong You was so unexposed. One thing.
When the show is aired, Liu Dawei and the three of them will probably be called a threesome by the audience.
<divclass="contentadv">Ten minutes later, 10 people who had finished changing their clothes sat down at the long table in the restaurant.According to the guidelines of the broadcast, Lao Luo organized the self-introduction session.
Bian Lang had previously asked Lao Luo to deliberately mention the matter of representative work.
I just want to see how everyone would respond to this situation if time and space were changed.
Lao Luo naturally followed what he said. The reason is very simple. We all have a wide range of industries. In order to enhance understanding, everyone will talk about their masterpieces.
Since it was Lao Luo who proposed it, Wang Yunfei was the first to ask Lao Luo: "Teacher Luo, you should be the first one."
During this time, Lao Luo has been preparing for the show and has developed some sense of variety shows. In the past, he would probably have said seriously: "The buildings in the Ant Nest are his most satisfying masterpieces so far."
But for the sake of the show's effect, he made an unprecedented move today: "I'm just playing in the mud. At present, I don't think I have a very good masterpiece. However, I taught a student, his name is Bian Lang, and he is in the rock circle. It’s very good, I wonder if this one is my masterpiece?”
As soon as these words came out, everyone felt that there was really nothing wrong with Lao Luo's serious nonsense.
Although he, a teacher in the Sculpture Department, could not possibly teach Bian Lang, a popular fried chicken who rolls around in circles.But the relationship between teacher and student is real!
Liu Xiaokui applauded after hearing the first one: "Teacher Luo! You are so awesome! Why don't you see if there is any possibility that I can go back to the furnace and bake it again?"
Bian Lang was a little embarrassed. He didn't expect that he gave Lao Luo advice and actually praised himself in the end.
He immediately stood up and said: "Teacher Luo, don't be a student! If you have the opportunity in the future, I will definitely take your work to the world to develop!" Bian Lang said this from the bottom of his heart and did not mean to flatter at all.
What if Lao Luo, who is helping him in this way, helps him organize a world tour exhibition when he becomes more famous in the future?
After Lao Luo Shu finished speaking, he called Wang Yunfei, who happened to be sitting next to him.
Wang Yunfei is also a quick thinker. He thought for a while along Lao Luo's train of thought, and then said: "I didn't have any masterpieces before, but now I have one. I will sing one for everyone. Teacher Lang gave it to me. Works written.”
After saying that, he started singing: "Ah~~You have one more ring in the fifth ring than the fourth ring...Ah~~You have one less ring in the fifth ring than the sixth ring..."
Bian Lang looked at the situation and estimated that he was going to be screwed by these people today.
"If I had known it earlier, what masterpiece would I have mentioned?"
But after Lao Luo said these words, he couldn't take them back, so he began to think about how he should answer when it was his turn.
After Wang Yunfei finished singing this song, everyone else began to think about it, and following Lao Luo's idea would definitely produce results.So we were all thinking hard about how we could have anything to do with Bian Lang.
The next one is Liu Dawei, who is also very cooperative and follows Wang Yunfei's example: "I used to act, but I don't think those are masterpieces, because I actually prefer music. At the Haicaihua Music Festival not long ago, Our crew is fortunate to be able to work with Bian Lang..."
Then he sang "Lugu Lake"!
Although the singing was unsatisfactory, based on everyone's acquiescence in the masterpiece with Bian Lang as the core, this extremely embarrassing scene on the original earth instantly became joyful!
It seems to be a trend of becoming a show of Bian Lang’s works!
The directing team was naturally happy for such a completely unexpected scene to happen. They couldn't have imagined it, let alone the viewers who would watch the show afterwards.
Bian Lang was staring at the person behind Liu Dawei and thinking about something. This talk show actor from the Northeast would not make trouble for himself anymore, would he?
But the result was beyond his expectation. He immediately sang and danced to "Xian'er" in the same manner!
Liang Zi, who saw that there were still a few people whose turn had just come, was frightened: "Emma, if Brother Lang meets this guy first, will the second-hand roses still have my business?"
Lang Lang had completely given up resistance at this point. Dong You, who was behind him, sang "Miss Dong" as expected, and the rest of them probably sang his songs casually.
He really could only place his hopes on another parent, the dancer Teacher Dao.It is impossible for this respected peacock dance artist to rely on him for his special skills.
But in the end, he still underestimated Teacher Dao's creative spirit. He only saw the teacher slowly stand up in the expectant eyes of everyone and said: "Everyone may know that I am famous for my peacock dance, but there are more than just peacocks in our Yunnan Province. This is an excellent national dance art treasure.
We dancers must also make changes with the progress of society. Only by creating according to hot topics can our national culture develop better.Some time ago, I listened to Bian Lang's "There's No Feast That Lasts" at the Ximanmang Music Festival. There was a libretto from the Wa ethnic group in it, so I made up a new hair-swinging dance of the Wa ethnic group! "
After saying that, Teacher Dao took a few steps back, took out his mobile phone to play the accompaniment, and shouted a few words: "Galing Garingthi...hey hey..." and then started to dance the hair swing!
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