Chapter 1 Lin Fan returns after rebirth

In the center of the empty Living City is one of the few open spaces in the city.

There is a fountain made of huge pebbles, but now the water that shoots out of it is red.

There were pieces of meat all over the ground, not even a single body.

Even the bones were blasted to pieces, and the flesh was so rotten that not a single hard piece was left.

The city, which houses more than a thousand people, is now flooded with blood to a depth of about one millimeter.

Five weird statues, that is, the original four evils, are sitting here, surrounded by a weird statue with three heads and six arms.

To be precise, it has three heads and three arms.

Three of the arms on one side have been chopped off.

"Damn it, that human cut off three of my arms and took away my three lines in front of you!"

"Calm down first, I..."

"Can I respect you? What should I respect you for? Three arms!"

It was clearly a strange creature that broke through the path. It roared, and the five monsters destroyed the city in half a step or even destroyed the city, but they couldn't even show their displeasure.

"You heard wrong, I meant Leng-jing."

"I respect you——"

"Stop, stop, stop worrying about this word, I'm a little dizzy."

The half-length female ghost hurriedly stopped the conversation between the three-headed, three-armed ghost and her own mouthless figure who relied on ventriloquism.

It rubbed its brows, thought for a moment, and said to it:

"First of all, you're alive, right?"

"I have three arms!"

"We'll talk about this later... You have to know first that you're still alive."

"Yes, I'm still alive, and where's my arm!"

Damn it, you won’t grow back on your own!

The half-length female ghost really wanted to spray it. What about three arms? Isn’t it just about those three lines?

Also talking about the arm, it’s not like we have this kind of injury that can’t heal on its own.

If you insist on appearing to be injured, you can make more compensation, right?

The half-length female ghost suppressed her temper and said patiently:

"So, the other party actually gave us enough, and also gave Meng Po's face enough. Look at this huge living city, look at it."

"Look at what?"

The three-headed and three-armed Weird people scanned the surroundings, and found not a single flying bird, just the five Weird figures surrounding them, and the mud Weiyi who was so shocked at the entrance that he had not yet come back to his senses.

"They're all dead, but you're alive."

"So what? You massacred all the humans in your city of living people, and even lost three of my arms. If Meng Po..."

With three heads and three arms, the two characters "Meng Po" and "Meng Po" appeared. The five strange statues were all filled with fear.

Fortunately, the half-length female Gui calmed down and said patiently:

"You...why do you think he is human?"

"Otherwise? Do you think I'm blind? He's standing right in front of me, in front of me! Less than one meter away! He pulled my arm - "

"Stop, stop, stop your arms."

Veins appeared on the half-length female ghost's forehead, but her smile remained.

"Do you think the person who can do this is a human being? In an instant, all the living people died."

"You mean...he is a trick?"

"Hey, hey, if you keep thinking like this and continue thinking about it, they are the same kind. Why did you take action?"

Weirdness cannot lie, it can only be guided.

The half-length female ghost found that her brain, which had been growing for thousands of years, was put to use for the first time.

It was obviously the first time that Three Heads and Three Arms had to deal with weirdness and thinking, and it would be difficult to follow for a while.

After thinking for a while, he asked slightly uncertainly:

"Is it because... I forced Po Meng to attack you?"

"Hey, hey, let me tell you, how could a student with a good reputation under Granny Meng not figure this out!"

"..."

The weird man with three heads and three arms scratched the back of his head with one hand, held his chin with one hand, and put his other hand on his waist.

Think along the lines of thought.

The other party deliberately created such a scene to use its hand to eradicate these five half-dead old guys.

Otherwise, why did you kill everything in the city except it?

His identity must have been known in advance, and he was a disciple of Po Meng.

Can humans know in advance?

Obviously not, only weirdness can do it.

Moreover, he is also a weirdo who is good at disguise.

When I mentioned being good at disguise, I also thought of what Meng Po had said back then, that there was a weird creature in the weird world who loved to cause trouble and stirred up wars everywhere.

Wearing a black robe, he appears like an old man all year round, but in fact his tricks vary.

Apart from no actual damage, it can be said to be the most comprehensive trick.

Could it be...that's it.

The more I think about it, the more likely it is.

murmured:

"I understand, it's that trouble-making bastard who is trying to use my hand to destroy you five little ones."

Who are you talking about? If Mrs. Meng hadn't been covering you, we could have killed you with just one sneeze.

The half-length female ghost has endured it for a long time. If everyone hadn't been seriously injured, how could they have suffered such grievances?

Do you really think we were afraid of Po Meng in our heyday?

It is indeed a bit scary.

But as long as we are in the city of the living, we are invincible!

After finishing the scene of beating up Po Meng in her mind, the half-length female concubine nodded vigorously with a false smile.

"As expected of a disciple of Po Meng, let's just say that this kind of clumsy technique won't work."

With three heads and three arms, he also somewhat admires his own brain.

I'm just a little confused.

"Then what did he do with my three lines?"

"The spoils of war, don't you think it's honorable to take what's yours?"

Tsk…

This little witch is very nice to talk to.

The three heads and three arms are weird but I think it makes sense.

He is now a broken Taoist, but Po Meng once said that as long as he returns after completing his studies, he can ignore the destruction of the city in half a step and go straight to the city of destruction.

With such talent, such strength, and such weirdness for fun, there is nothing else to do except bully it now.

"Hmph, then it has hit the iron plate. When I tell Po Meng about this, I will definitely skin it!"

"Okay, let's go back now?"

The half-length female ghost wiped the sweat from her forehead, and the stone in her heart finally fell.

Now with this strength and the terrifying scene of being half-dead, there was no way he could withstand Po Meng's anger.

The best result now is to put aside the hatred and act like an honest con man who knows nothing.

Seeing three heads and three arms, he carved the information he analyzed in detail on an ethereal piece of wood:

The city of the living was slaughtered by the rumored old trickster who liked to stir up trouble, and three lines of punishment were taken away.

To bully me into breaking the path, cut off three of my arms, and destroy Teacher Meng Po’s majesty is extremely abominable!

……

After carving, as soon as he let go of his hand, the sawdust drifted in the wind and turned into nothing.

"I want to take a good rest and recuperate. If you have nothing to do, don't bother me."

The three-headed and three-armed man snorted coldly, and as soon as he turned around, the three arms returned to their original state, becoming three-headed and six-armed again.

It’s just that the newly grown arms are bare, not even a hair on them.

"Three thousand years to the east of the river, three thousand years to the west of the river. It will pay the price for its contempt for us."

There was nothing strange about his limbs, and his tone became colder. He had said such cruel words countless times.

It is quite tragic and heroic like a tiger falling in Pingyang and being bullied by a dog.