Chapter 1 Lin Fan returns after rebirth

This was the most down-to-earth way of destroying a city in half a step that Lin Fan had ever seen.

Looking back at what we have encountered before, we either feel arrogant or start fighting directly.

There is no one as stingy as the big wine altar, who would also complain about the wine master with himself.

Perhaps sensing Lin Fan's surprise, Tan Zhongweiyi explained:

"We are doing transactions, you can also say it is business. We will definitely not put on a bad face. Just treat us like human beings."

Lin Fan looked at the two wine jars that could make sounds and found it difficult to connect them with people.

The head of the big wine jar nodded, "We can even treat dogs as equals, so naturally we won't show any disrespect to you."

"..."

Its words made Lin Fan put back the surprise in his heart.

Although it has a very equal attitude, subconsciously, it still does not treat people as the same kind.

The car came slowly, and it was an experienced driver.

"Hey, Boss Lin, you have to call me when you use the car. I'll be there whenever you call. Otherwise, I'd be just messing around."

The old driver held Hua Zi between his fingers and waved to say hello to Lin Fan.

Then I saw the head on the big wine jar.

When he saw the head, the old driver was startled. The car slowly drove to the side, the head leaning out of the car window and the head of the big wine jar looked at each other very close.

"You...I recognize you."

The old driver stared for a long time before speaking.

At this opening, Dajiu Tan was a little confused, "Huh?"

"What's that called? Qi Men Dun Jia, right? It's a classic old movie. The wine jar puppet there used to be very scary."

"what?"

"Awesome, how did you fit it in?"

The old driver couldn't help it, stretched out his hand, pinched its chin, turned it back and forth twice, and said with two tuts:

"It's just that his face is not white enough. His white and fat face is scary to look at. It's the shadow of his childhood."

The big wine jar’s eyes were shocked.

Although it is easy to talk to, no one dares to pinch its face like this.

The experience is... delicate.

There is a kind of humiliation, but it is like being licked by a dog, with a sense of disgust and indescribable pleasure.

To this day, this is the first time it has been treated like this.

Lin Fan coughed lightly and said, "Get in the car."

"Do you need my help to lift it? I'm very strong."

The veteran driver showed off his biceps.

The big wine jar's face darkened, "Thank you, I can go up by myself."

"Cattle."

Under the expectant gaze of the old driver, the front end of the large wine jar tilted up and he got into the back seat of the car.

It never thought that it would perform acrobatics in front of a human being after destroying the city in half a step.

But in the spirit of business and peace being the most important thing, it still endured it.

Lin Fan felt funny and got into the co-pilot seat.

One person and two people were confused. As soon as they sat down, the atmosphere fell into dead silence.

The old driver started the car disapprovingly and drove slowly towards the high-speed rail station.

He reached the big wine jar and broke the silence:

"Um...where did that grass in front of your car come from?"

"Oh? I brought them back from Xiangyu. If you like, you can go find them yourself. I just brought a few plants back."

The old driver touched a small rootless grass placed in front of the car. On the potted plant was written: This driver is not too cold.

The font was crooked and it was obviously written by the driver's daughter.

"My daughter said that since it's pachyderm, she must always carry it with her. I think it makes sense. I'll put it in my car when I go out."

The air solidified again, and the large wine jar was checked back and forth several times to make sure there was no problem.

The strange thing in the altar was a real rootless grass, and the one in the driver's car was also a real rootless grass.

It is actually very simple to confirm the authenticity first.

It is to feel if there is any aura from the city-destroying generals inside. Only by being carried with it can one absorb more or less aura.

But in their impression, there should be only one plant on the general.

Rumor has it that that plant was planted by his dead sister.

Of course, this rumor is 100% false.

why?

Because where does Wei Wei's sister come from? Wei Wei has no so-called relatives.

But the most important thing is that there was only one plant on the general, and now there are two plants!

Doesn’t this mean in disguise that this rootless grass is not rare?

If there is more than one thing in the world, its value will plummet.

The big wine jar whispered: "You know this and I know it. As long as the wine master doesn't ask, we won't talk about it. Do you understand?"

"..."

Lin Fan thought so too, and never thought that a consensus could be reached.

But think about it, they must have spent a lot of energy for this rootless grass. If the Brewmaster knew at this time that there was more than one rootless grass, he would definitely not like this collection.

In this way, for busy wine messengers like them, not only will there be no reward, but they may also be disliked.

……

Wang Tiexiong was silent for a long time as he watched the wine envoy and Lin Fan leave.

He looked at the rootless grass on his desk in his office and fell into deep thought.

"It turns out that the souvenir brought by the driver brother to me is so valuable... No, I have to take it back as a family heirloom."

After saying that, he trotted up, picked up his pachysandra, and happily called home:

"Hey wife, I brought an heirloom to our family...well, it's not my original arm, it's been eaten, it's a piece of grass."

On the phone, a female voice said very resentfully: "What's the use? You can only knead one of my two balls."

Wang Tiexiong's mouth twitched, he looked at his sickle and sighed softly.

In fact, this arm possessed by the scythe is also sentient.

But my wife disliked it and felt like I was being bullied, so she was unwilling to let the arm possessed by the scythe participate every time.

Even if Wang Tiexiong repeatedly explained that this contract was strange and could directly cut off contact, it would not know anything about what happened outside, and his wife would not listen at all.

In desperation, Wang Tiexiong could only hug the rootless grass and promised: "It will definitely rain and dew tonight."

The opponent's pure loving wife hung up the phone with satisfaction.

Wang Tiexiong was left alone, smoking Huazi and lost in thought.

Never thought that the greatest inconvenience this sickle would bring to me would be here.

The sickle was also silent.

The man who was so tough during the contract is worrying about this now.

……

On this side of the wide area, the captain, Wang Tiexiong and Mr. Xue have joined forces to create an area with clear distinctions between people and treacherous people.

For example, on the road leading to Yunxiao Station, not only has the weirdness been cleaned up, but the road has been paved a lot, and it is even a two-way lane.

Many people also plucked up the courage to drive here, going through horrific scenes and earning money.

The old driver slowly parked the car outside Yunxiao Station, waved to Lin Fan and others:

"Next time you need a car, be sure to contact me. It's your duty and you have no choice but to do so!"

After saying that, he was about to reverse the car and turn around to leave.

It was only at this time that the wine jar noticed a necklace on his neck. His brows jumped sharply and he asked excitedly:

"Where did you get your necklace?"

The veteran driver grabbed the dice necklace around his neck and said disapprovingly:

"My daughter found it very comfortable, and it seemed to match my appearance, so I took it. I can't give this to you, bye."

It goes well with my daughter...

daughter……

Damn it, your daughter is so cunning!