The starting system is about to explode

Zhang Wei watched the two scolding each other with relish. He took a stool from the side and sat down to watch quietly. He nodded from time to time and learned some beautiful words.

"Ding, the host had too much contact with Deadpool and was infected with the sand sculpture virus on Deadpool, and gained the character title 'Deadpool'."

"What is going on, dog system, where did the sand sculpture virus come from? You are lying to me, right?"

"Please host check the character title effect before asking the system."

Zhang Wei looked at his character panel with disbelief:

Character: Zhang Wei (pioneer of justice, the most decent man, there is a great chance that our plaintiff or defendant will be punished more severely in a lawsuit)

Deadpool (sand sculpture)

(The rest omitted)

Deadpool (sand sculpture) effect: During the process of communicating with people, the IQ of the people around him is slowly reduced, making him become a sand sculpture.Works wonders against creatures with psychic powers.See Nick Fury at the moment for details.

"The effect is okay, dog system, what is the effect of Zhang Wei's character title?" Zhang Wei nodded with satisfaction when he saw the final effect.

"I have not come into contact with such characters yet. Contact with creatures with Zhang Wei's characteristics can unlock the character's effects."

"How to use it, the dog system, will it be effective from now on?"

"The host needs to gather three character titles to obtain the ability to wear the character title and make its effect effective."

"Ding, the host achieved the achievement of traveling through time and obtained the character title 'Zhang San'."

"The host has obtained three character titles and can wear the titles to make them effective."

Zhang San (Outlaw Madman) Effect: Invincible to all laws, unaffected by cause and effect, can be transformed into thousands of things.

"This is an amazing system. Wear it all." Zhang Wei couldn't wait to say to the system.

The next moment, a string of shining golden characters appeared above Zhang Wei's head, "Zhang·Sandiao·Outlaw·Wei", lighting up the entire office.

"Wow, golden legend."

The strong light attracted everyone to look at Zhang Wei. Even Wade and Fury stopped expressing condolences to each other's families and looked at Zhang Wei.When everyone saw the characters on Zhang Wei's head, they all laughed, even Zhang Wei was no exception.

For a moment, everyone in Nick Fury's office at SHIELD was rolling on the ground laughing, and Zhang Wei was also asking the system to cancel wearing the title. "Ding, since the host is using it for the first time, the wearing time must reach 10 minutes before it can be canceled."

"You are a dog system, hahaha...haha...haha."

Zhang Wei also looked at everyone. Mei, who was usually serious and cold, was smiling like a flower. Ward was laughing like a lunatic. Coulson tried his best to suppress his laughter, but it was no use even though his face turned red, so he started to laugh. laugh.Nick Fury was also lying on the ground laughing, but he was slowly crawling towards Zhang Wei. Seeing this, the others also began to crawl towards Zhang Wei.

Zhang Wei slowly squirmed to the side with a frightened expression, kicked away Wade who touched his thigh, and began to crawl slowly around the office, followed by a group of people crawling behind him, with extremely ferocious expressions and eyes that seemed to eat Zhang Wei.Only Wade enjoyed the laughter. He lay on the sofa and watched everyone crawling around. He seemed to have taken out a camera to record everyone.When he couldn't bear the laughter anymore, he stabbed himself in the head and died. His body was still twitching after death.

After 10 torturous minutes of chasing everyone, they finally arrived. Everyone was laughing so hard that they couldn't bear it anymore. They were curled up in place, their bodies still twitching. Zhang Wei gave the system an order to cancel wearing the title. The next moment, Shining The luminous characters disappeared from Zhang Wei's head.

Everyone stopped laughing, and their bodies were slowly recovering, but they still didn't have the strength to get up.Zhang Wei was swinging his body desperately at this moment and crawling towards Wade's weapon. The instinct of survival made Zhang Wei seem to have a little strength.He crawled to the weapon, took out the weapon and stabbed himself with a look of relief. 10 seconds later, Zhang Weiman resurrected.

After Zhang Wei recovered, he quickly walked to the door and was about to open the door and walk out, but found that it could not be opened.At this time, Nick Fury, who had recovered to most of his condition, said, "When you just came in, I had already sealed this room, and no movement could be spread out."

When everyone saw this, they stood up awkwardly, looked at each other, and instantly understood what Fury meant. Even if they die, they won't tell anyone what happened today.Then everyone looked at Wade again, "Brother Wade, did you take something nice just now? Show it to everyone?" Zhang Wei walked towards Wade and put his hand in front of Wade.

"Ahem, I'm just keeping the wonderful moments for everyone. When you get old, you can take them out to reminisce. You're right, good brother Zhang Wei." Wade tried to quibble there and didn't take out his camera.

"Brother Wade, take it out obediently. You have to know that this is the SHIELD headquarters. There are several top agents here who can slowly torture you and make you hand it over." Zhang Wei threatened with a ferocious face.

"Mr. Wade, if you hand it over, I can forgive you for insulting me just now and let you go." Nick Fury said from the side.

Seeing the threatening looks on everyone's faces, Wade was very reluctant to give up and handed over the camera full of grievances. Zhang Wei took the camera and threw it to the ground. He crushed it with his feet. Everyone's faces showed relief. Feel.

"This matter is over. I don't want to hear any rumors in the future, Mr. Wade, otherwise, hum." Nick Fury threatened.

"Okay, okay, no one will believe me anyway." Wade said nonchalantly, as if he had lost hope.

At this time Nick Fury said, "When will you leave and return to where you belong?"

"I won't leave in a short time. I need to find the remaining memories of myself. By the way, I can see the world." Zhang Wei responded.

"Hmph, I can leave whenever I want. It's not your turn to take care of this," Wade said disdainfully.

"Fuck Fuck..." Fury almost couldn't help but start yelling at Wade again, but stopped looking at Wade in time.

"Zhang Wei, are you interested in being a consultant at SHIELD? Do you mind if I monitor you by the way?" Fury asked.

"Haha, do you mind if you stop monitoring me? I want to be with Coulson, and I want the salary and benefits." Zhang Wei said.

Fury thought for a moment and said, "You two, you know our future, right?"

"Yes, we know the future of your world. We all know the future related to the Avengers, but we will not tell it. Master Ancient One will not allow it. Besides, with our arrival, the future is still not ours. The future we knew is no longer clear." Zhang Wei looked at Fury seriously, with an expression that said he would not tell any information.

"Okay, although I also want to know the answer in advance, I want to build the future on my own. I hope you don't say anything you shouldn't say outside." Fury stared at Zhang Weidao.

"Don't worry, I understand what you should and shouldn't say." Zhang Wei assured.

"One more request. When you are on duty with Coulson and the others, when they are in danger, use your life to protect them. You can be resurrected anyway."

"Well... ok, you have to add more money. If the money is enough, you can talk about anything, and God will do it for you." Zhang Wei pretended to think.