Fooling Tomoko into being a system

Du Tengnu squatted down next to Li Lin and reached out to fish out the yellow water.

Li Lin looked puzzled, "Ivy, Harley is dead. I heard the Riddler said there was sulfuric acid in it... your hand."

Poison Ivy seemed to have caught something inside. She changed from squatting to half-kneeling and then used all her strength to pull Harley Quinn up from the pool.

"Ouch~cough cough~"

"Ivy, I thought I would never see you again, but you saved me from sulfuric acid!"

Harley lay in Ivy's arms, hugged her shoulders tightly, and buried her painted face in her chest.

"Actually, it's just margaritas." Poison Ivy said with a doting look on her face.

Li Lin was stunned when he heard Poison Ivy's words. He clearly heard the Riddler's riddle, and both Harley Quinn and Batman guessed it was sulfuric acid.

Wait, I seem to have overlooked something!

It was Batman. If the liquid in the pool was really sulfuric acid, Batman would not have watched Harley die after he was put down. After he was put out, he took a look at the liquid in the pool and sniffed it with his nose.

It's possible that the glass trap blocked the smell, so Batman didn't notice that it wasn't sulfuric acid when he was in the trap. Batman already knew that Harley wouldn't die, so he didn't save her, but went after the bigger threat. clown.

Li Lin finally understood everything, so I rushed over to save Harley like a fool, just like a clown. Li Lin felt that the world was not worth it.

I didn't expect that even with the Sophon system, I could do such outrageous things. Sophon is indeed omniscient to a certain extent, but the person who uses Sophon is an ordinary person, Li Lin, and he also has his own limitations.

"Xiaoha, it's time for you to lose weight, and thank Li, he came to save you too, and he even held your arm, but it's a pity that you were too heavy, and he didn't hold it!"

Poison Ivy stretched out her finger and swiped Harley's face, put it in her mouth and took a sip, "Not bad."

"Li, thank you for saving me!" Harley also tasted the margarita that flowed into the corner of her mouth, "It's not bad but a little sour."

"You're welcome. To be honest, I couldn't be saved." Li Lin heard the footsteps of someone approaching, it was the Riddler. Li Lin remembered that he threw the Riddler's unknown liquid, and he immediately hid behind Poison Ivy.

"Du Teng, I did what I should do. We are even, and I repaid the favor for rescuing me from Arkham."

Li Lin didn't expect that the Riddler would return the favor?

Harley Quinn looked at Ivy, "What should he do? Return the favor? Ivy, what is he talking about?"

"Xiao Ha, don't go crazy and listen to me, okay?" Poison Ivy began to tell her plan, "These are all arranged by me. I have always told you that being with the Joker will not end well. He has abandoned you several times. times, but you seemed to be stuck, so I decided to let you see the true face of the clown."

"Oh no! Let me fall into the sulfuric acid and drown!" Harley broke away from Poison Ivy's arms and crawled towards Margaret Pool.

"I'll say it again it was just margaritas, listen Harley, be happy, at least you still have me that took me all day to come up with such a stupid plan."

"Yeah! With so many Margarets, it's definitely not an easy task."

"And you don't know how much effort it took me to find so much wine..."

"Du Teng, you should listen to me and get a supermarket membership card. This will save a lot of money. This is all my personal experience!" The Riddler left with his cane.

"Listen, I only go to the supermarket once a year, and it's not cost-effective to sign up for a membership!" Li Lin watched Poison Ivy complaining to the Riddler.

Of course you only go there once a year, and you are basically locked up in Arkham, with free food and accommodation. I didn't expect that she would actually care about this, and she would be reluctant to buy plastic bags like him when he goes to the supermarket to buy things.

Li Lin watched the Riddler finally leave and felt relieved. It seemed that he didn't care that I threw things at him. After all, it didn't seem to have any effect, right?

Then Li Lin and Ivy took Harley back home, smelling of alcohol.

Then Frank turned off the TV by Ivy, Li Lin cast a pitiful look, and then entered the bedroom. Frank blamed all this on Harley, and it began to sneer at the frustrated Harley.

"Harley, your expression now is exactly the same as when I was pooped on by a dog in Gotham Park ten years ago."

"Frank!"

Poison Ivy stopped Frank's venomous tongue, turned on the motor helplessly, endured the noisy program sound, and began to comfort Harley.

"Harry, I like you. I can't bear to see you continue to ruin yourself. If you could stop, you would realize how beautiful the world is."

"It doesn't seem easy."

"I hope you can love yourself more. Let's forget the clown! There are still many good men in this world, such as...such as Li."

"Li? Who is Li?" Harley looked confused.

"Lee is the one who went home with me. He also planned to save you and grabbed your arm."

"Oh, but I still lost my drink."

"But that doesn't stop him from being a good man, and I don't hate him, which is already rare. Moreover, he also helped me take care of the plants at home when I was away. You know I have a misanthropic mental illness."

Harley saw the hesitating Ivy, with a look on her face that she found something funny, "Ai~wei! You...Is something happening that I don't know about? He looks like he is not yet 18! What are you going to do? Into Blackgate Prison.”

"Oh! God!" Poison Ivy didn't expect Harley to be so interested in her and Li Lin's affairs, "Okay, you know, but he is indeed a good man that I don't hate."

"When did it happen?" Harley knelt on the sofa and took Ivy's hand. "For the sake of his efforts to save me, I will admit that he is a good man for the time being."

Poison Ivy hesitated, "While you were messing with the clown, I came home alone, and then..."

'Ding dong~'

The doorbell came to Poison Ivy's rescue. She didn't know what other outrageous things Harley could ask. She quickly left the sofa and said, "Harley, maybe the landlord is here."

Quickly opening the reinforced security door, a member of the clown gang wearing a purple suit with a white face and a piece of paper in his hand said, "Joker's letter: Harley, I know you can escape and let me forget the past and start over." , I gave you a surprise, 321—"

Peng~

His whole body made a loud noise, and then exploded from the inside of his body, with blood and flesh flying everywhere in the living room.

Harley and Poison Ivy standing in front of him were covered in blood.

"Harley, you don't think this is funny, do you? Compared with the Joker, Lee is simply the best man in the world."

Harley looked as guilty as Ivy and shook her head quickly, "NONONO, I now admit that Li is a good man."

"Well, it seems you also know how unreliable the clown is."

Li Lin rushed out of the bedroom, "Ivy, I heard an explosion, are you okay? Damn, what's going on with the flesh and blood in the living room? It makes people want to vomit when they see it."

Poison Ivy didn't know how to explain it to Li Lin, so she looked at Harley.