Fooling Tomoko into being a system

Li Lin found the door to go down, but it was not locked. He dragged large and small bags into the living room.

He decided to do a general cleaning of the house, first clearing away the vines in the large house and the dust on the floor. It was simply uninhabitable like this.

Li Lin suddenly stopped and felt something creepy staring at him from behind.

He slowly pulled out the tent stand from his backpack and held it in his hand.

He suddenly took a few steps forward and leaned against the wall, then turned around and pressed his back against the wall to look back. There was nothing but a large pot of red and green plants.

'call! '

Li Lin was relieved in his heart. He was scaring himself. There would be no one in this house with so much dust.

He observed the plant in front of him. It was as tall as a person, like a lollipop, and felt top-heavy. The head was green, while the stems below were red, and there were several large red spots behind the head.

There are also two thin red stems, each with a small round fruit and some small leaves wrapped on it.

There is a crack on the big head, and it looks like there are sharp teeth inside, which makes people hairy on the back. It seems that it can swallow a person in one bite. It is a bit like a piranha, but the piranha does not eat people, and its petals are red.

It's in a basin of dirt next to the couch.

A gust of wind blew by, bringing fresh and cool air.

etc!There seemed to be something wrong. Li Lin forced his brain to think quickly. He no longer cared about the headache caused by looking at the city map.

That potted flower might be called a flower. Li Lin didn't see any red flowers, only red rhizomes.

Is the potted flower not blown by the wind? He sticks to the wall and waits for the next gust of wind. It doesn't take long. He is on the roof of the building. There is a lot of wind here, and it is quite strong.

Another strong wind blew by. Li Lin tried his best to stare at the potted plant without moving. Li Lin glanced at the other potted plants, all of which were blown by the wind.

You are such a big-headed doll that looks like a lollipop, and your roots are so small, why can’t the wind blow you?

Li Lin already had a bad premonition. He took out a lighter from his bag and tapped it on the wall.

Then he threw it over the plant.

'Sou~'

I saw the potted plant opening its big mouth and biting into the lighter fiercely.

'Crack--'

'Bah-bah-'

It spit out the fragments of the lighter again, and kept spitting out. Let's call it saliva first. Li Lin didn't know what it spit out.

Li Lin quickly covered his mouth and nose with his clothes. What if it was poisonous?

"Bah, what did you throw that damn bastard?"

"Oh my god, the potted plant actually spoke!" Li Lin blurted out in fright.

The potted plant opened the leaves on its tiny rhizome, revealing the fruit inside. It looked like two human eyes, with red pupils.

"Damn it, I'm Frank the piranha not a potted plant!"

"But aren't you in the basin?"

Frank looked down at the flowerpot at his feet.

"Let's skip this topic. Come here and let me eat you damn intruder."

How could I come over? Li Lin quickly interrupted Frank.

"Where can there be such green piranha flowers? Aren't they all red? You look as fat as a lollipop."

"Are you blind? You didn't see that my lower body was all red. If I said it was a piranha, it was a piranha!"

"Okay, okay, don't get excited, don't get excited."

"You actually called me fat? Bah——"

Li Lin saw Frank spitting out something again from his open mouth, with purple mucus on it.

Oh my gosh!It was a human, clothed skeleton.

Vomit~!

"You actually really cannibalize people!" Li Lin retched, "The piranha flowers written in the book cannot eat people."

"Then I'm not a piranha!"

Li Lin said loudly: "Why do you want to eat him?"

"He was asked by Ivy to come to the room to take care of the plants, but he only stayed here for seven days. Later, he entered the room and wanted to take me out and sell me, and he also wanted to steal things."

"Oh! Damn it." Li Lin felt like he was going crazy. He actually asked a pot of piranha flowers why they wanted to eat people, and it still answered me seriously.

The piranha flower written in the book does not eat people, which is totally wrong. It was written randomly, and there was a pot of piranha flower eating people in front of me.

"Is he the one taking care of you? Aren't you afraid that his parents will call the police to find him?"

It looks like this place can no longer stay, and the police will probably break down the door soon.

'Bah-bah-'

Frank spit out two more corpses, a man and a woman, "Do I look much slimmer now?"

vomit~~

Li Lin smelled the unpleasant smell and began to vomit again.

Wiping the saliva from the corner of his mouth, Li Lin stood up and said, "If I hadn't found you, would you have planned to eat me too?"

"Shh~" Frank whistled in front of Li Lin.

"I'm just playing a game with you, have you ever heard of me?"

"Don't you just want to disguise yourself as an ordinary plant and eat me when I get there?"

Frank looked at the sky and said, "Shh~"

Looking at Li Lin's serious face and rummaging around in his bag, he took out a new lighter.

Frank's brain started to alarm, "Hey! Listen to me, man, have you ever heard of emergency evacuation? I'm almost starving to death. When Ivy left, she said she would be back soon. It's been almost half a year now. If I If I remember correctly."

"That kid didn't prepare fertilizer or water for me, so I had to eat him and his parents who came to see him."

"But you shouldn't eat people either!"

"Hey, don't get excited, put down the lighter in your hand." Frank started to spin his brain again to save his life, "You make me feel sick too!"

vomit~

Frank also pretended to be vomiting in front of Li Lin.

"What is it about me that makes you sick?"

"You eat plants, and I smell the smell of garlic in your mouth. In my eyes, you are also eating people, oh no, eating my own kind."

Li Lin didn't want to talk about eating people or plants with a pot of plants, so he asked again.

"Who is Ivy?"

"Ivy is Ivy? Who else could it be?"

"I mean, what do others call Ivy? Do you have any titles or nicknames?"

"Put down the lighter, let me think about it, let me think about it, I haven't left for a long time, I have no feet, I don't know what they call Ivy now, but they used to call Ivy - Poison Ivy, what a good name, but I I still have to say she’s not poisonous enough.”

Fuck, Poison Ivy, this is Gotham, I fell from the sky to Poison Ivy's house.

The coast, clouds, rain, darkness, bridges, parks... I wonder why it seems so visual.

I remember, didn’t Poison Girl live in Gotham Park?Why does she live in an apartment.

Li Lin originally planned to leave here to avoid the man-eating plant Frank, but this is Gotham, so it is impossible to sleep on the street. Who knows whether he will wake up in the morning without one kidney or both.