Fooling Tomoko into being a system

Chapter 36 Wallfacer User Guide

"Originally, I wanted to use my Wallfacer rights to find a place with beautiful scenery to spend my life, but I heard that Da Shi's son was caught in an accident, so I took him to visit his son first."

As expected, it was the butterfly effect caused by catching Shi Xiaoming in advance that prevented Luo Ji from going into seclusion.

Meeting Luo Ji by chance interrupted Li Lin's original plan. Since he met Luo Ji here, did he still need to go through Yun Tianming to meet Thomas Wade?

Li Lin: "Professor Luo, are you just going to live in seclusion?"

"Otherwise, what else could I do? They forcibly lifted me up to the position of Wall Facer. I asked them why they had to let me be the Wall Facer. What do you think they said?"

Luo Ji seemed to be complaining as well as venting. After leaving Sai's office, his tense nerves finally relaxed a little.

Li Lin had a bold idea.

Li Lin said loudly: "Professor Luo! I like giant pandas very much. They are simply the cutest animals in the world. Do you like them?"

"Panda! Who doesn't like pandas!" Luo Ji smiled happily when talking about pandas.

"Professor Luo Ji, use your invincible wall-facer rights to raise pandas!"

Li Lin's uncontrollable excited words came to Luo Ji's ears. The young security guard sitting next to him had an astonishing idea. He even thought of using the Wallfacer's rights to raise pandas. His situation was still small, and he wanted a set at most. Beautiful lakeside villa.

"Isn't it bad to waste social resources by indiscriminately using the rights of wall-facers like this? We don't have professional experience in raising pandas!" Luo Ji tried to dispel Li Lin's idea of ​​raising pandas, but he seemed to be telling himself not to think about raising pandas. He was a little tempted.

"Isn't this simple? Ask them to hook you up with a panda keeper. Just think it's to face the mental damage costs of the Trisolarans, and say you need a panda psychiatrist to maintain your mental health. Raise a panda The panda feels comfortable just looking at it, just thinking about its black and white plush and round body, not to mention the happiness of holding it. Secretly taking away the fresh bamboo shoots in its hand, under its helpless tears Then he handed over a large basin of milk."

Li Lin became more and more excited as he spoke, and there seemed to be some outrageous words mixed in. Seeing the increasingly strange look in Luo Ji's eyes, he finally stopped.

"Ahem~ I can't help myself when I think about raising pandas. You can't quit being a wall-facer in this life anyway. Why not make yourself happier? Maybe you can really raise pandas with your rights as a wall-facer."

Luo Ji quickly changed the subject, not wanting to use Wallfacer's rights to raise pandas in the routine.

"You know, United Nations Secretary-General Say! He's the one on the podium at the Wallfacer Conference. I went up and asked her why she chose me as the Wallfacer? She actually said she wanted me to find the reason myself."

Li Lin was indeed diverted from raising pandas.

Li Lin raised his eyebrows: "Oh! I know the charming bad woman. Letting you find the reason yourself means that she is likely to know the reason why you became a wall user."

"She knew why she didn't tell me."

"Haven't you seen the movie? It's probably due to insufficient permissions or something. Think about the major events that happened before you became the Wallfacer. Didn't she already give you a hint?"

"What happened before becoming the Wallfacer?" Luo Ji was embarrassed to tell the security guard that he and his friends were hit by a car just after leaving the hotel.

"Yes! This is most likely why you became the Wallfacer."

"My friends and I were hit by a car when we were out. I was lucky enough to escape with my life." Luo Ji felt cold sweat break out down his back just thinking about it now. "You mean that my being hit by a car has something to do with me becoming a wall-facer?"

"Is it possible that your being hit by a car was not an accident, but a man-made murder, and you became the Wallfacer because of it."

"How is it possible? Who would kill me, an ordinary university professor with a mixed salary?" Luo Jiren couldn't believe this outrageous truth.

Looking at Luo Ji's confused eyes, Li Lin had no choice but to stop talking. He had given enough reminders.

"Professor Luo Ji, if you want to live in seclusion and not carry out the mission of the Wallfacers, aren't you afraid that they will take coercive measures?"

"Hmph, if I don't want to do it, how can they force me to do it?"

I really forced you to do it, but Teacher Luo still couldn't hold back the sugar-coated bullets, so Sai is a bad woman in Li Lin's eyes, not to mention that she is an 'outstanding' politician, and it is simply instinctive to do whatever it takes to achieve the goal. .

"But there is a better way! You can do some confusing things during seclusion to show that you are carrying out the mission of the Wallfacer." Li Lin kindly persuaded.

Luo Ji did not answer Li Lin's words, which was his silent resistance to the Planetary Defense Council.

Seeing that Luo Ji didn't want to answer him, Li Lin could only send him silent blessings in his heart. He had already seen Luo Ji's face full of tears and pain when he was separated from his wife and daughter.

"Professor Luo Ji wants to know how to escape from his identity as the Wallfacer?"

Li Lin was like a devil whispering in people's ears at this time, speaking seductive words.

Luo Ji grasped the armrest of the iron chair, his eyes widened and his pupils shrank, and he suddenly turned around to look at the young man beside him.

"you know?"

"Immature advice is mostly learned from online novels or movies."

Luo Ji lowered his head in disappointment again. How could he know how to get rid of his identity as the Wallfacer? He was just a small security guard, probably working part-time after school during the summer vacation.

"Professor Luo Ji, don't be disappointed, can you still ask me, a small security guard, to solve problems that even Wallfacer can't solve?" Li Lin continued: "Listen and you won't be disadvantaged. Three cobblers can still stand up to one Zhuge Liang!"

"Speak!"

"There are three ways to escape. Death, being rejected by the council, and getting rid of the Trisolarans."

Li Lin held out three fingers in front of Luo Ji to represent the three methods.

"The first one is easy to understand. When a person dies, he is freed. The troubles of being a wall-facer have nothing to do with you anymore."

This is thanks to Mr. Frederick Taylor who committed suicide.

"The second option is simpler. You commit an unforgivable thing and are judged by the council to be ineligible to continue to hold the identity of a Wallfacer. How big of a crime must you have committed to be deprived of your identity as a Wallfacer? You will probably have to spend the rest of your life in prison. .”

Reference is made to the contribution of Manuel Reydiaz.

At this point, Li Lin laughed in front of Luo Ji, "No, this may not be enough. Who knows if they will think this is 'part of the plan'! But there is a high probability that you can still gamble for the rest of your life."

"The third type is the most difficult and the easiest. As long as you defeat the Trisolarans, who would want four tyrants standing on top of you? They can't wait to pull you off immediately, push you into the mud and step on you. "

Finally, he thought of Luo Ji's 'sword' that was taken away by the council, and then they threw it back in fear. After Cheng Xin was elected, no one thanked Luo Ji.

Luo Ji felt outrageous about this, "How about we continue talking about pandas!"

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