What green plum do you want after being reborn?

"What are you doing in the dark in broad daylight?"

With a groan, the last roommate in the dormitory finally arrived.

Well, the light is indeed a bit dark, and the curtains are closed.

The three heads came together and their voices were turned down to the lowest level.

A headset only has two receivers, but there are three people in the dormitory, so it is necessary to turn on the external amplifier.

"Oh, yes, yes, yes!"

"!"

"What's going on?" The visitor immediately pricked up his ears.

So familiar!

Xiang Kun immediately closed the notebook and put his index finger in front of his mouth: "Shh, learn foreign language listening!"

The visitor pretended to be serious, curled his lips and said: "It's better to put it away. The counselor will come to check the ward later, so don't make a joke on the first day."

As soon as he finished speaking, the good learning atmosphere was gone.

Xiang Kun rolled his eyes and secretly cursed, "Silly."

Xing Nan stepped forward and turned on the light. He skillfully picked up the mop and began to wash away the extra footprints. However, this time he did not take out new slippers from the shoe cabinet. Instead, he took out the pair of shoes that Kun's parents had returned. I didn't have time to get rid of the disposable slippers in the future, so I took a pair and threw them in front of the boy.

Even though the disposable slippers fell crookedly in the end, Xing Nan didn't even look up, as if he had directly cured his obsessive-compulsive disorder.

She was so cute in college, and even the slightest push for trouble would cause quite a bit of conflict, although this latecomer roommate was somewhat asking for it.

Fang Yi didn't want the dormitory to be smoky and dirty on the first day of school, so he casually reminded him, "Xing Nan has done some cleaning."

College is not like high school, because we basically live in the same town, and maybe each other's parents know each other. If something goes wrong, it's easy to mediate by saying, "They're just kids." It can help you get the bottom of things.

There are most likely four people in a university dormitory, all from their own places. It is not an exaggeration to say that they are completely different. Not only are their living habits different, but their eating habits are also very different. Losing the protection of the environment and parents means that you have to start to feel guilty about your words and deeds. Responsible.

If you are not careful in your words and deeds, your four years of college may end prematurely before you even begin.

Robbers can't stand the ostracism and cold violence, let alone a college student with no hair.

Only then did people notice the extremely smooth ground and the discordant footprints under their feet.

He also noticed the expressions of the other two people. Perhaps realizing Fang Yi's kindness, he tried to find his own allies: "I am Xu Xingjie. Have you had lunch? How about we come together?"

Fang Yi is really afraid that something is going to happen. My brother has already stepped down for you, but you still come up to do the splits. Is this because you are afraid that the conflict will not be escalated?

And it's almost 1:[-]. Since no one has left the dormitory, it probably means that they have eaten on the way here or in the service area, or they have finished it long ago. Maybe the aunt in the cafeteria has started to clear away the pots and pans.

If you go out to eat in temperatures over 30 degrees Celsius, it’s even less of a mistake.

Fang Yi simply suggested: "Forget it about lunch, it's too late. Why don't we just have dinner together in the evening? If you have any younger siblings, bring them out together and call your roommates, so that you can get some sleep for your brothers!"

Xiang Kun became more energetic when he heard that he could be single.

It's not interesting to have a dinner party with a few big guys, but it's not a dinner party with a young lady. It's called a relationship.

However, he pretended to be more or less: "This is not good, I promised my girlfriend before school started that I would not associate with other girls."

Fang Yi couldn't help but feel a little funny. He didn't even have a single horoscope. Maybe the whole dormitory was full of bachelors and he couldn't call half a girl. How could he pretend to be pure?

Besides, this guy doesn’t look like he has a girlfriend, otherwise he wouldn’t be doing these foreign language listening tasks every day!

Of course, for the sake of harmony in the dormitory, Fang Yi didn't mind complimenting him: "Oh, brother Kun has landed early, so just have a normal meal and stay with him, just give the brothers a chance."

"Hey, this is the only way." Xiang Kun nodded sadly.

I thought to myself: This guy's words are pleasing to the ears.

So several people looked at Xing Nan again.

Xing Nan said that he had dedicated his whole life to the paper man, and he insisted on having sisters, and he paid attention to symmetry in everything.

Xu Xingjie suddenly added: "My girlfriend does have a pair of twins in her dormitory."

"what?"

"You have a girlfriend?"

"And twins!!!"

The other three were immediately shocked.

Xu Xingjie was very satisfied with the expressions of the three of them, and gradually regained his former self-confidence: "There is no way, if her grades weren't a bit poor, I wouldn't have chosen this school based on my scores."

"..."

Well, Brother Jie directly offended the other three people with one sentence.

But fortunately, the three of them were all focused on the twins, so they didn't care.

And Fang Yi doesn't care about twins, he simply likes the atmosphere of friendship...

At about 5 p.m., several people came to the east gate of the school together.

"The girls in college are indeed prettier than those in high school. Why do you think the gap is so big?"

Xiang Kun looked at the long legs coming and going, as well as the cool camisole, and sighed sincerely.

"What's the point? Compared to my girlfriend, these are just crooked things at best."

Xu Xingjie rolled his eyes, looking a bit stinky.

Xiang Kun secretly sighed. He really didn't believe how beautiful the other party's girlfriend was. At most, beauty was in the eye of the beholder.

If the other party hadn't said that his girlfriend would bring a twin roommate, he wouldn't have spoiled the other party.

He talks carelessly, and his eyes almost grow on his head.

"When I went to college, I saw a lot of the world, and I learned how to dress up, so my temperament naturally improved. In fact, I am still the same person." Fang Yi added with a smile.

Xiang Kun thought about it for a while, and realized that it really made sense. He turned his head and looked at Fang Yi and said, "Brother Fang, I'm afraid you had a lot of friends in high school? How do you know so much?"

Fang Yi looked shy: "Don't talk nonsense, I've never even touched a girl's hand."

After hearing this, Xu Xingjie couldn't help but pretend to be B again: "Okay, okay, stop talking, don't act like you've never seen the world."

Because many girls looked over, this made Xu Xingjie feel a little embarrassed, and he regretted bringing a few people out.

Xiang Kun wanted to scold her, but as soon as he opened his mouth, his eyes seemed to be attracted by something, and he said straightly: "Hey, look at the beautiful women, and there are more than one."

Several people followed each other's gaze and soon saw a tall girl with long beige hair tied with a bow knot at the end, and tassel-style earrings hanging from her crystal earlobes, which fell just down her shoulders. , wearing a knitted off-shoulder sweater, with the black suspenders on the back slightly visible, adding a bit of liveliness and wildness.

It is indeed beautiful, at least it can be given 8 points!

Moreover, this girl's legs are really unusually long. From a distance, she is even taller than the average boy. She is at least 1.7 meters tall, which immediately attracts the attention of many boys who come and go.

Just for this leg alone, Fang Yi is willing to give the opponent another point!

Seeing this, the corners of Xu Xingjie's mouth curled up slightly, and he took the initiative to meet Xiang Kun under his surprised gaze. His back was straightened: "Morning!"

Although the girl looked impatient, she still responded to the other party: "Hurry up, it's too hot~"

"Right now, right away."

Xu Xingjie's face was full of joy, and he turned around to urge the three of them: "Let's go, why are you standing there in a daze!"

Damn it, let him pretend!

Xiang Kun was very angry.

But when he turned around, he found that Fang Yi was still less promising than him, and his mouth was slightly open as if he hadn't come back to his senses yet.

"Stop looking, that's my sister-in-law." Xiang Kun snapped his fingers in front of the other party, trying to wake him up.

Although Xu Xingjie was a little unhappy, she was his girlfriend after all, so it was a bit inappropriate.

"Hehe, Fang Yi, I didn't expect us to meet again so soon."

At this moment, a little head popped up from behind the girl and stuck out her tongue at Fang Yi.

"No, what's the situation?"

Xiang Kun was stunned, obviously realizing the real reason for Fang Yi's surprise. What was even more terrible was that she found that this girl's appearance was not only not inferior to Xu Xingjie's girlfriend, but even worse.

On the contrary, it was Xu Xingjie's girlfriend who had been talking nonsense in the dormitory and frowned at Xiang Kun: "What sister-in-law?"

"Uh..." Xiang Kun suddenly realized something was wrong.

But Xu Xingjie laughed and said: "Let's go and eat first!"