[Quick Travel] I became a god in a variety show
Chapter 10 Screaming Chicken
The sky in autumn is particularly distant, and the stars in the sky are twinkling.
Zero Zero Seven, who had not been online for a long time, finally appeared: "Master Lu, good evening!"
"Good evening, Qizai!"
Lu Xixi didn't ask them what they were doing. Anyway, they all had a common problem. They disappeared at every turn, and she couldn't stop them.
If Zero Zero Seven knew what Lu Xixi was thinking, he would definitely refute it. Although the system is high-tech, it still needs to replenish energy. It went to replenish energy today.
"Master Lu, the stars here are so beautiful!" Ling Lingqi followed Lu Xixi's gaze to the sky.
"Are you not happy?" Although Lu Xixi didn't say anything or show anything, Ling Lingqi still felt that Mr. Lu didn't seem to be happy.
"Ah, no, maybe I'm tired today." Lu Xixi replied.
"Then hurry up." Before Zero Zero Seven finished speaking, it and Lu Xixi heard other people's voices.
"Xixi, what are you standing there for?" Lu Xixi turned her head and saw Lou Yu walking towards her from the corridor.
Handing her a coat, Lou Yu motioned for Lu Xixi to put it on.
"The one sent by the brand is new." Lou Yu was afraid that Lu Xixi would misunderstand, so he explained again.
"Thank you, brother." Lu Xixi put on her coat and heard Lou Yu say, "There are seven stars of the Big Dipper today. You can see them very clearly."
Lu Xixi looked in the direction of Lou Yu's finger, "Well, it's really bright!"
"It was a pleasure working together today." Lu Xixi wanted to laugh when she thought of Director Xia's frustrated look today.
Lou Yu also thought about the director's episode today and smiled.
"It's getting late, Xixi, go and rest." Lou Yu said to Lu Xixi.
"Well, good night, brother!" Lu Xixi returned the coat to Lou Yu and walked into the house. When she turned around, she found that Lou Yu was still where he was.
The man looked at the bamboo pole in the center of the yard. Today's victory ribbon was still tied on it. The red ribbon was tied the highest. The night wind blew and the ribbon was raised.
"Zero Zero Seven, take a photo." Lu Xixi issued a task to her system for the first time.
In the picture, there is the soft light of the night, the clear ribbon, and the delicate profile of the person in front of me.
Early the next morning, the live broadcast room was opened.
[So early, five in the morning!]
[None of you here can survive it!]
[Huh? Huh! It’s begun!]
[I'm going, is it so early? ]
While everyone was still sleeping, the director team began to launch a surprise attack.
"Come on, let's see who the first unlucky guy is today!"
The staff turned the turntable in their hands and began to lock in who was the first target.
The pointer started to rotate and then gradually stopped, uh, uh? Lu Xixi?
Director Xia nodded with satisfaction, "Okay, let's do the surgery on Lu Xixi first!"
The staff brought a bunch of screaming chickens and placed them at the door of Lu Xixi's room.
[personnel officer?]
[Hahahaha, I feel Director Xia’s deep resentment!]
[What is this, hahahaha, a screaming chicken crit early in the morning!]
[I, Sister Lu, wish myself much happiness! Amen!]
The entertainment here was on the rise, and the staff felt like they were being tapped on the shoulder.
"Liu, what are you doing, hurry up!"
"Do it quickly?"
"Hey, aren't we making trouble? What's wrong with you? Why do you speak so girlishly?"
Staff member Zhang turned around and saw Lu Xixi standing behind him. She looked at the door, then at him, and said in a longer voice, "Oh~ something is going on! Add me!"
Staff member Zhang: Huh?
[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, who will save me, hahahaha, my mother breaks into the door, she thinks I am crazy!]
[Why, why, why, where is my head? I am laughing so hard that I am looking for my head all over the floor!]
[What is this, hahahaha, Sister Lu is a comedian, right? She is a real comedian!]
[Hahahaha, staff: Huh?]
[The voice sounds feminine, hahaha, my sister Lu is confused, I am a woman!]
The director pulled Lu Xixi aside. At the door, a staff member named Zhang was holding a screaming chicken. It didn’t matter whether he was playing it or not. He was in emo mode on the spot.
[Hahahahahahaha, this guy is autistic. ]
[Is there anything more embarrassing than this?Caught red-handed doing something bad! You're under arrest, hahaha. 〕
[Brother: I don’t want to talk to anyone now!]
Director Xia asked Lu Xixi, "You got up so early?!"
"Ah (sound)." Lu Xixi replied with one word.
"Why did you get up so early?" Director Xia didn't understand!
"Ah (second sound)." Lu Xixi replied with another word, looking at the pile of screaming chickens at the door.
[My Sister Lu is definitely acting strangely!]
[Ah, ah, I learned. It turns out that changes in intonation can make you feel weird. I wrote it down in a small notebook. ]
Director Xia glanced at Lu Xixi again and said, "Speak to me properly."
"Ah (four sounds). Director Xia, I'm talking properly."
Lu Xixi looked at the door of her room again, "No, Lu Xixi, why are you looking over there?"
"No, director, you have already done it and you are not allowed to see it!"
Director Xia felt that he had to slow down. It was obviously a carefully planned plan, but something went wrong.
Director Xia was reflecting here, and there was movement at Lou Yu's door.
So, as soon as Lou Yu went out, he bumped into Lu Xixi who was about to do something bad and let go.
"Xixi? What are you doing?"
Lu Xixi put her hands behind her back, quickly threw away the screaming chicken, and complained confidently, "Brother, Director Xia let the chicken scare me!"
Lou Yu looked at the staff who had not yet evacuated Lu Xixi's door and the pile of screaming chickens placed at the door, and gave Director Xia a look of disapproval.
Director Xia: I am so wronged!
[I really can’t help it anymore. I’ve been laughing so hard from just now to now that I’m almost out of my mind. ]
[Director Xia: No, this is slander. I will sue her for slander. ]
[No, my West Sister is really good at subverting the situation and concealing it. ]
[Cang, Cang, what is Cang!]
[Laughing, the look Xiaoyu looked at Director Xia was not friendly at all, hahahahaha. ]
[Brother Yu, Sister Lu really wants to scare you!]
[Lu Xixi in Brother Yu’s eyes: weak, helpless and pitiful. ]
Just say, can this game continue to be played? !
Director Xia walked next to Lou Yu, who directly pulled Lu Xixi behind him.
Director Xia feels aggrieved, no, you really don’t need to guard me like a wolf!
"Now that you two are awake, the task of waking up the others is up to you."
"As for the method of waking up, just follow this turntable."
Lou Yu and Lu Xixi both looked at the turntable next to them, and finally the pointer stopped at the big speaker option.
"Sister Man, Qing Qing, Ji Ji, Brother Jing! Get up! Director Xia asked me to wake everyone up!"
[As long as I dump the blame quickly enough, I will never take the blame!]
[I, Sister Lu, will definitely not take the blame!]
[Hahahahahaha, what do you mean, Director Xia asked me to scream? Okay, I, Sister Lu, have taken care of this. ]
Zero Zero Seven, who had not been online for a long time, finally appeared: "Master Lu, good evening!"
"Good evening, Qizai!"
Lu Xixi didn't ask them what they were doing. Anyway, they all had a common problem. They disappeared at every turn, and she couldn't stop them.
If Zero Zero Seven knew what Lu Xixi was thinking, he would definitely refute it. Although the system is high-tech, it still needs to replenish energy. It went to replenish energy today.
"Master Lu, the stars here are so beautiful!" Ling Lingqi followed Lu Xixi's gaze to the sky.
"Are you not happy?" Although Lu Xixi didn't say anything or show anything, Ling Lingqi still felt that Mr. Lu didn't seem to be happy.
"Ah, no, maybe I'm tired today." Lu Xixi replied.
"Then hurry up." Before Zero Zero Seven finished speaking, it and Lu Xixi heard other people's voices.
"Xixi, what are you standing there for?" Lu Xixi turned her head and saw Lou Yu walking towards her from the corridor.
Handing her a coat, Lou Yu motioned for Lu Xixi to put it on.
"The one sent by the brand is new." Lou Yu was afraid that Lu Xixi would misunderstand, so he explained again.
"Thank you, brother." Lu Xixi put on her coat and heard Lou Yu say, "There are seven stars of the Big Dipper today. You can see them very clearly."
Lu Xixi looked in the direction of Lou Yu's finger, "Well, it's really bright!"
"It was a pleasure working together today." Lu Xixi wanted to laugh when she thought of Director Xia's frustrated look today.
Lou Yu also thought about the director's episode today and smiled.
"It's getting late, Xixi, go and rest." Lou Yu said to Lu Xixi.
"Well, good night, brother!" Lu Xixi returned the coat to Lou Yu and walked into the house. When she turned around, she found that Lou Yu was still where he was.
The man looked at the bamboo pole in the center of the yard. Today's victory ribbon was still tied on it. The red ribbon was tied the highest. The night wind blew and the ribbon was raised.
"Zero Zero Seven, take a photo." Lu Xixi issued a task to her system for the first time.
In the picture, there is the soft light of the night, the clear ribbon, and the delicate profile of the person in front of me.
Early the next morning, the live broadcast room was opened.
[So early, five in the morning!]
[None of you here can survive it!]
[Huh? Huh! It’s begun!]
[I'm going, is it so early? ]
While everyone was still sleeping, the director team began to launch a surprise attack.
"Come on, let's see who the first unlucky guy is today!"
The staff turned the turntable in their hands and began to lock in who was the first target.
The pointer started to rotate and then gradually stopped, uh, uh? Lu Xixi?
Director Xia nodded with satisfaction, "Okay, let's do the surgery on Lu Xixi first!"
The staff brought a bunch of screaming chickens and placed them at the door of Lu Xixi's room.
[personnel officer?]
[Hahahaha, I feel Director Xia’s deep resentment!]
[What is this, hahahaha, a screaming chicken crit early in the morning!]
[I, Sister Lu, wish myself much happiness! Amen!]
The entertainment here was on the rise, and the staff felt like they were being tapped on the shoulder.
"Liu, what are you doing, hurry up!"
"Do it quickly?"
"Hey, aren't we making trouble? What's wrong with you? Why do you speak so girlishly?"
Staff member Zhang turned around and saw Lu Xixi standing behind him. She looked at the door, then at him, and said in a longer voice, "Oh~ something is going on! Add me!"
Staff member Zhang: Huh?
[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, who will save me, hahahaha, my mother breaks into the door, she thinks I am crazy!]
[Why, why, why, where is my head? I am laughing so hard that I am looking for my head all over the floor!]
[What is this, hahahaha, Sister Lu is a comedian, right? She is a real comedian!]
[Hahahaha, staff: Huh?]
[The voice sounds feminine, hahaha, my sister Lu is confused, I am a woman!]
The director pulled Lu Xixi aside. At the door, a staff member named Zhang was holding a screaming chicken. It didn’t matter whether he was playing it or not. He was in emo mode on the spot.
[Hahahahahahaha, this guy is autistic. ]
[Is there anything more embarrassing than this?Caught red-handed doing something bad! You're under arrest, hahaha. 〕
[Brother: I don’t want to talk to anyone now!]
Director Xia asked Lu Xixi, "You got up so early?!"
"Ah (sound)." Lu Xixi replied with one word.
"Why did you get up so early?" Director Xia didn't understand!
"Ah (second sound)." Lu Xixi replied with another word, looking at the pile of screaming chickens at the door.
[My Sister Lu is definitely acting strangely!]
[Ah, ah, I learned. It turns out that changes in intonation can make you feel weird. I wrote it down in a small notebook. ]
Director Xia glanced at Lu Xixi again and said, "Speak to me properly."
"Ah (four sounds). Director Xia, I'm talking properly."
Lu Xixi looked at the door of her room again, "No, Lu Xixi, why are you looking over there?"
"No, director, you have already done it and you are not allowed to see it!"
Director Xia felt that he had to slow down. It was obviously a carefully planned plan, but something went wrong.
Director Xia was reflecting here, and there was movement at Lou Yu's door.
So, as soon as Lou Yu went out, he bumped into Lu Xixi who was about to do something bad and let go.
"Xixi? What are you doing?"
Lu Xixi put her hands behind her back, quickly threw away the screaming chicken, and complained confidently, "Brother, Director Xia let the chicken scare me!"
Lou Yu looked at the staff who had not yet evacuated Lu Xixi's door and the pile of screaming chickens placed at the door, and gave Director Xia a look of disapproval.
Director Xia: I am so wronged!
[I really can’t help it anymore. I’ve been laughing so hard from just now to now that I’m almost out of my mind. ]
[Director Xia: No, this is slander. I will sue her for slander. ]
[No, my West Sister is really good at subverting the situation and concealing it. ]
[Cang, Cang, what is Cang!]
[Laughing, the look Xiaoyu looked at Director Xia was not friendly at all, hahahahaha. ]
[Brother Yu, Sister Lu really wants to scare you!]
[Lu Xixi in Brother Yu’s eyes: weak, helpless and pitiful. ]
Just say, can this game continue to be played? !
Director Xia walked next to Lou Yu, who directly pulled Lu Xixi behind him.
Director Xia feels aggrieved, no, you really don’t need to guard me like a wolf!
"Now that you two are awake, the task of waking up the others is up to you."
"As for the method of waking up, just follow this turntable."
Lou Yu and Lu Xixi both looked at the turntable next to them, and finally the pointer stopped at the big speaker option.
"Sister Man, Qing Qing, Ji Ji, Brother Jing! Get up! Director Xia asked me to wake everyone up!"
[As long as I dump the blame quickly enough, I will never take the blame!]
[I, Sister Lu, will definitely not take the blame!]
[Hahahahahaha, what do you mean, Director Xia asked me to scream? Okay, I, Sister Lu, have taken care of this. ]
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