Rebirth in 1998 starts with the stock god

Ruan Qingling anxiously went to see Park Deshuang, the representative of Yin Yang Kingdom, that day.

After learning about Ruan Qingling's purpose, Pu Deshuang said proudly: "Representative Ruan, in fact, our Great Yin Yang Country is fully capable of taking all the agricultural products of your Southern Monkey Country!"

There was not a trace of happiness on Ruan Qingling's face, because based on his understanding of hermaphrodites, he would definitely add "but" at the end.

"but!"

Park Deshuang shrugged helplessly:

"Our Great Yin Yang Country believes in the principle of 'body and land are one'. Only our native agricultural products are suitable for our own physical constitution.

If we eat the agricultural products from the Southern Monkey Kingdom, we may have allergies.

So, I’m sorry, I can’t help you with this.”

Ruan Qingling asked expressionlessly, "Then why are all your kimchi imported from Daxia?"

When you are not hungry, eating some kimchi or kimchi as an appetizer is a very good choice. After all, these dishes are often sour and spicy, which makes people's appetites open. The most common kimchi now may be the kimchi of Yinyangguo. It is not only a dish to go with rice, but has even become a very common ingredient.

The Yin-Yang Kingdom itself had no culture, but after the financial crisis in 1998, the Yin-Yang Kingdom officials proposed the concept of building a country based on culture.

The only cultural product that can still be shown off is kimchi.

Then the Yin Yang Kingdom began to promote kimchi crazily. Kimchi would appear in everything from K-pop to TV dramas to variety shows. Even high-ranking officials would bring a jar of kimchi as a gift when visiting various countries. Even if leaders of other countries would be speechless when seeing kimchi, the Yin Yang Kingdom would insist on sending it.

However, what is funny is that the kimchi of Yinyang Kingdom originated from the Daxia Kingdom. There are records of kimchi as early as the Shang and Zhou Dynasties more than 3100 years ago.

But the Yin-Yang people were not convinced and kept claiming that kimchi originated from Yin-Yang Country. They also challenged people online: “Do you Daxia people dare to risk your lives to protect a sacred food like kimchi?”

When Ruan Qingling saw this sentence at the beginning, she was completely speechless.

Kimchi, something that can cause cancer if eaten too much, is something you're willing to risk your life to protect?

Especially since Yin Yang Country used this thing as the main dish at the state banquet, it was even more laughable.

In fact, the rich people in Yin Yang Country don’t eat kimchi at all, or they just pretend to do so in front of the camera.

Just like the son-in-law of the eldest daughter of the Li family who died three times, he said the truth in front of the camera: "The Li family never eats kimchi, let alone instant noodles that the poor eat.

With top-notch steaks, seafood, and imported fruits and vegetables, why would you want to eat something that contains excessive amounts of nitrite?

They pretend that they love kimchi just to please the common people and establish themselves as a people-friendly image.

Anyone who believes that the Li family and the chaebols of Yin Yang Kingdom love to eat kimchi is a real fool. "

However, when Pu Deshuang heard Ruan Qingling's question, he felt annoyed.

why?

Because 99% of the kimchi imported into Yin Yang Country comes from Daxia!!!

The Yin-Yang Kingdom, which has always advocated "body and land are one", initially chose its own local cabbage variety when choosing the raw material for kimchi - cabbage.

However, Yin Yang Kingdom is a very small place, and its cabbage products are both cheap and expensive, so they have no choice but to import cabbage from Da Xia Kingdom as raw materials.

Later, the places producing cabbage in Daxia wondered why they only made money from raw materials?

If I make the cabbage into kimchi and sell it directly to Yin Yang Country, wouldn't I be able to make more money?

As a result, there is now a spectacular scene where Daxia exports 20 tons of kimchi to Yinyang Kingdom every year!

Ruan Qingling's words were actually a subtle satire on Park Deshuang's hypocrisy, and at the same time, he was secretly pointing out that isn't your Yin Yang Kingdom the country that dominates kimchi? Why are all your kimchi imported from Daxia?

"Ren, you misunderstood. Daxia kimchi is Daxia kimchi. We in Yinyang Country don't call it kimchi, but "kimchi"! That is "spicy"! This name reminds people of the meaning of "spicy" and "novel"! "

"And 'Xin Qi' is absolutely correct in the world, 100% belonging to yin and yang..."

Ruan Qingling interrupted Pu Deshuang's chattering and said, "If you change the name, it will be yours again. Why are you bragging if you can't help? Why don't you just say no?"

Ignoring Pu Deshuang's flushed face, Ruan Qingling turned and left.

What he hates most is that hermaphrodites are hypocritical and like to brag!

Not long after, Ruan Qingling came to Sakurai Hiroshi's office.

"Is there something wrong, Representative Ruan?"

Sakurai Hiroshi said in surprise.

Ruan Qingling explained the whole story again.

Sakurai Hiro's expression changed: "How could such a thing happen? Chen Mo is really shameless. If he can't beat him, he should ask the authorities for help! Bah!"

Ruan Qingling's old face turned red.

The six of us officially took action together to suppress them, but they only asked their own country to take action and did not even call them allies. How shameless is this?

“So, Representative Sakurai, see if you can ask Sakura Country to buy some of our agricultural products to help alleviate the difficulties.

This is also for the stability of our new six-nation alliance!"

Ruan Qingling requested.

“Well… I’m afraid I can’t help you with that.

The transportation costs of buying agricultural products from the Southern Monkey Country are ridiculously high. Even if you sell them at a loss, we can’t recover the cost, so it’s not cost-effective.”

Sakurai Hiroshi told the truth.

Ruan Qingling said hurriedly: "How about this, we can exchange agricultural products with Sakura Country, and you can give us whatever is appropriate.

At least help solve some problems.

Four million tons of bananas, five million tons of mangoes, how much can you handle?"

In fact, fruits in the Land of Sakura are also ridiculously expensive. It is not easy to grow fruits there. There is no need to promote the idea of ​​"body and land are one". The more fruits are grown, the higher the price they can be sold. Watermelons are sold by gram, bananas by the number of roots, and apples can be sold for dozens of yuan each. The prices are ridiculously high.

Ruan Qingling thought that the Sakura Country actually had the ability to buy another batch of goods.

Hearing this, Sakurai Hiro's eyes rolled, and then he patted his chest and said, "Representative Ruan, if it's a replacement, I can help you with this!

We can buy as much as you have!!! We want them all!"

Ruan Qingling was overjoyed and thought: Now there is a way out for Nanhou’s agricultural products!!!

Sakurai Hiro smiled and said, "It just so happens that we have over 600,000 tons of seafood that we can't sell. How about we make an exchange and trade the seafood for your fruit?"

When Ruan Qingling heard this, she thought this was a really good deal!

It just so happens that there is a shortage of seafood in their Southern Monkey Kingdom!

If this deal goes through, it will not only alleviate Nanhou's agricultural product crisis, but it may even turn a disaster into a blessing and make a small profit!

"Okay, okay, this deal is suitable!" Ruan Qingling nodded with a smile.

"Shall we sign the contract?"

Sakurai Hiroshi couldn't wait to have someone write a contract on the spot.

Ruan Qingling took a look and felt something was not right.

Why is this guy more anxious than me?