After her husband died in battle, she relied on the villain cub to make a comeback.

I thought it would be a difficult night, with the unfamiliar environment, the earthen kang with a chrome body, and the howling wind outside the window.

But no one expected that Xiao Jingheng slept extremely well.

There are no blizzards outside the wall and urgent battle reports.

He opened his eyes, and all he could see were thousands of fireworks.

But before the rooster crows, he carries a lantern and goes to a latrine with Si Zhu.

Si Zhu unbuttoned his trousers, suddenly took a few steps back, looked up at Xiao Jingheng and said, "I can stand so far away and pee in, but brother can be so far away, can you?"

Ye Qi'an, who had followed him out to relieve himself, twitched his lips when he heard this.

As expected of a baby raised by his sister!

You really did a great job of looking down on your dad!

So Ye Qi'an blew a rogue whistle, stood one meter away from the latrine, and slowly relieved himself.

While explaining, he raised his eyebrows and looked provocatively at Xiao Jingheng, who had made his sister unable to have a baby.

Si Zhu was shocked, "Uncle, why are you further away than me?"

Should not be ah.

"My mother told me clearly that if I eat more, I can have the bird that can pee the furthest away!"

"Your mother lied to you!" Ye Qi raised his belt in a forced manner, "Whether a man can do it or not is determined at birth. If your father is good, you can do it. If your father is incompetent, you can't do it! Your uncle is the furthest away. It’s two meters.”

"Oh hoo!"

Si Zhu looked at the distance that was less than half a meter away, and was about to break through the defense.

Unexpectedly, the next moment, the man holding the lamp next to him slowly took out his stuff, stood three meters away, and relieved himself leisurely.

Then, the sound of rushing water sounded.

If Xu Jiang and others were here, they would definitely scream in disbelief!

You know, the gentlemen in the military camp have nothing to do with birds when they are bored.

But never did their master turn around and leave with a clear face.

But now...

Xiao Jingheng slowly put away his business, glanced at his young son who was stunned, and said calmly,

"Go tell your uncle, two meters is not even a man's starting distance."

Oh hoo!

Si Zhu covered his mouth and felt a little inferior, "But I can only urinate half a meter, and my uncle is one and a half meters longer than me..."

Then he is not a man? !

Jamel Xiao whistled and rubbed his son's head, "Good boy, short and sharp, you know? You are small but you outlast him."

Ye Qian'an, "???"

Damn it, Jamel Xiao!

"Who do you think is more interested in it than useful?"

Jamel Xiao looked the person up and down and commented, "My standard of assessment is not that low."

Ye Qian'an, "?"

Are you older than you are?

No wonder I have five kids!

No, he can't handle it alone. He has to drag his eldest brother over to compete with him!

*

When Ye Zhizhi got up, Mrs. Ruan had already prepared food for the family.

Ye Zhizhi pulled Wuya, whose calves were against the wall, into his arms. Mother and daughter brushed their teeth with willow branches and sea salt, rinsed their mouths, and then walked slowly outside the house.

The early morning sun is warm and bright.

As soon as Ye Zhizhi went out, she heard Jamel Xiao's stern voice, "Don't shake your legs, keep your arms and shoulders level, and punch quickly, accurately, and hard! Are you on target?"

"You haven't learned to walk yet, but you want to learn to fly! That's not right!"

There was a "pop-" sound, and the sound of a stick hitting the child's arm was heard. "Straighten your back! Why are you so cowering?"

"Imagine the tree is the enemy in front of you. What should you do?"

"I'll bite him and wash him away!" Si Zhu said fiercely.

"Pfft-"

The water in Ye Zhizhi's mouth squirted directly, and Xiao Jingheng, who was interrupted, looked at her impatiently.

"You keep going, you keep going, hahaha!"

She just thought that while others were fighting on the battlefield, her precious little boy, with its iron teeth, could bite the throne of the little general who was the God of War, and she was like hahaha!

How did Si Zhu become a general? This country is not done yet!

"Mom," Si Zhu puffed up his cheeks and pinched his waist, "I'm angry!"

"Okay, okay! Mom is serious! Mom is not laughing at you, mom is just hahaha!"

No, no, no, it's really annoying if you continue to laugh!

However, she didn't quite agree with Jamel Xiao's training method.

It was not as good as when she was a mercenary. The devil training given by the organization could improve a person's overall quality.

She still has to build her new home and let her cubs try out the equipment she prepared!

Just as he was thinking about it, who knew the next moment, he heard a malevolent female voice saying:

"Yeah, Zhizhi, you're up so early. Second sister-in-law wants to discuss something with you! Just the ready-made clothes you gave to second sister-in-law yesterday. Second sister-in-law's clothes are a little small. See if you can give second sister-in-law ten taels of silver. Second sister-in-law. If my sister-in-law goes to buy it herself, it will fulfill your filial piety towards my second sister-in-law!"

Ye Zhizhi couldn't laugh at all now.

The whole person was speechless. Didn't she say, "Second sister-in-law, did I come out of your belly? I have returned all my filial piety to you?!"

The clothes were all according to the size she had gotten from her sister-in-law when she went home last time. Why were some of them too small to wear?

Looking for something, right?

Ye Zhizhi was a little angry, but she really wrongly blamed Wei this time!

Don't look at Wei's slender waist when she first got married, which fascinated Ye Qilong!

but--!

Because she was always lazy and eating secretly, her weight kept increasing.

In addition, now that she is getting older, Ye Zhizhi has gained ten pounds compared to the last time she went home!

"You're such a shameless old man!" Ye Zhizhi was embarrassed to talk to her for the sake of her second brother, but Ruan was different. She would slap people away with just one slap, "Come in and serve the bowls and dishes, or get out." Go back to the house, don't be shameless, believe it or not, I will let my son divorce you!"

Mrs. Wei originally wanted to argue, why should you leave me if I'm here to continue the family lineage, but she suddenly looked at the door, and her mother's nephew waved to her.

"I know, I know!"

She ran over in a hurry and had no time to do her best.

Ye Zhizhi frowned. She didn't want to complain at first, but when she saw this, she couldn't help but said to her mother, "Look at Sister-in-law Dian, I saw that her brother had another gambling debt.

It is not easy for the second brother to make money. When the children of the family grow up, they have to be sent to the town for enlightenment and education. If they all help there, what will the little nephews do? "

It’s hard for gamblers to break their gambling addiction!

After hearing what she said, Ruan's expression immediately changed, "I already know what's going on."

Ye Zhizhi felt relieved and asked, "Why is it so lively with gongs and drums outside?"

"Oh, didn't Lin Erya save a miracle doctor? Li Zheng said that he would invite the miracle doctor over and give him a banquet. In fact, he just wanted to take advantage of it, so that one person could achieve enlightenment and ascend to heaven!"

Mrs. Ruan didn't like Lin Erya very much. People in the village compared Erya to her daughter since she was a child, and they always squeezed her!

Now that Lin Erya has climbed to a high branch again, maybe everyone will laugh at her daughter again.

Nguyen thought about it a lot while on the other side.

Li Zheng was caught off guard and invited the miracle doctor to the village without telling Lin Erya in advance.

When Lin Erya found out that she and the miracle doctor were going to meet, she was trembling with fear.