Return to the era of passion

Wang Bin was startled, took two steps back in surprise, and then said, "Erya, how did I offend you?"

"You haven't offended me yet?" Erya was so angry that her bra felt uncomfortable, and she gasped and said:

"It's okay if you don't call me Erya sister-in-law. Why are you mocking me about an old hen nesting in a nest?"

Wang Bin then felt something was wrong and he asked the wrong question.

Tian Xiaoya did not give birth to a boy and a girl to Zhang Lin. People in rural areas would describe this situation as an old hen that cannot lay a nest.

Fortunately for me, the couple had just had a quarrel, so they came over to ask about the old hen's nesting.

He quickly apologized and said, "Sister-in-law Erya, I didn't mean to do it, and I definitely didn't mean to be sarcastic. Isn't it because my second aunt gave me more than ten eggs? I want to raise two chickens next year."

Tian Erya asked with wide eyes, "Aren't you here to see my joke?"

"How can I? It's too late for me to love you." Wang Bin said with a smile.

Tian Erya rolled his eyes, remembering what Wang Bin said before, and cursed angrily: "Get away now."

"Don't worry, I still need a haircut."

Zhang Lin is a hair-cutting master. He not only cuts people's hair in the commune, but also cuts the hair of nearby villagers at their homes in the village. A haircut in the commune costs 1 cents, but Zhang Lin charges slightly cheaper. Only a dime at a time.

After Tian Erya got married, she also learned the craft for a period of time. Usually when Zhang Lin was not at home, Tian Erya could cut the hair.

It's just that the craftsmanship is not as good as Zhang Lin's, but it doesn't matter in the countryside, it's almost enough.

Tian Erya looked up at Wang Bin's hair and asked, "You don't have long hair, do you really want to cut it?"

"Of course I'll cut it off. I can't lie to my Erya sister-in-law even if I lie to others."

Wang Bin's hair is not long, but when he combed his hair in the morning, he found lice on his head, so he decided to cut his hair shorter today and go to the commune to take a shower and change clothes tomorrow.

Hygienic conditions were poor at this time. We washed our hair every ten days and a half, using soapy water. Almost everyone had lice on their heads.

Seeing Wang Bin's frivolous words, Tian Erya cursed: "Little hooligan."

Then I went to get hot water and soak the soap locust chips in it.

The soap locust is not used directly. Instead, it needs to be chopped and soaked in hot water. After the hot water has cooled down, take the soap locust out and wash your hair directly with the soap locust water.

This eliminates the need for soap. As for shampoo, rural people don’t use it at all.

Wang Bin apologized again, and Tian Erya said: "You just came to make me angry on purpose."

"Not really."

Wang Bin said: "By the way, Erya, I remember you kept those four old hens in the house?"

"Call me sister-in-law."

Tian Erya then explained a few words. Old hens generally do not lay eggs in winter, mainly because the temperature is too low.

So Tian Aiya moved the chicken coop into the bedroom and kept the fire burning all day long to keep the indoor temperature higher.

In this way, the old hens can lay eggs, but the egg-laying effect is not as good as in spring and autumn.

Wang Bin asked: "Can eggs hatch into chicks? What should I do?"

"Of course not."

"Hens are different from people. Only hens can lay eggs, but these eggs cannot hatch chicks."

"Only when a rooster and a hen are together can the eggs laid by the hens hatch into chicks."

As for the old hen, it is actually very simple. If the eggs in the nest are not collected, the old hen will automatically lay the nest after laying more than 10 eggs. After 21 days, the chicks can hatch.

Wang Bin suddenly understood and said: "I remember there is a saying that if a chicken does not come out for 21 days, it is a rotten egg."

"Yes, it takes 21 days for an old hen to hatch."

The two chatted for a while about old hens laying eggs and nesting in their nests. Tian Erya washed Wang Bin's hair and then asked, "How short do you want it to be?"

"Try to keep it as short as possible. There are lice all over your head."

"it is good."

Wrapping a piece of white cloth that had turned gray around her, Tian Erya picked up a comb and a manual clipper.

Wang Bin looked very fresh. He had seen many electric clippers, but this was the first time he saw manual ones.

When cutting hair, you need to press your fingers back and forth so that the blade can slide.

It's just that Erya's house doesn't have a big mirror, so she can't see the effect of a haircut.

After the cutting was completed, Tian Erya brought a round mirror over, handed it to Wang Bin and said, "Take a look for yourself. If you are not satisfied, I will change it for you."

Wang Bin took a look in the mirror. To be honest, his craftsmanship was mediocre, but at this time, the haircut should be just like this, not like it was chewed by a dog.

"Thank you Erya." He said and handed the mirror back and took Tian Erya's hand.

"What are you doing? Let go." Tian Erya said shyly.

Wang Bin took out a dime from his pocket with his other hand and put it into Tian Erya's hand, saying, "Erya, I didn't do anything. How can I get a haircut without paying for it?"

Tian Erya rolled her eyes and said, "Can you let go now?"

"Erya, your little hands are so soft."

"You little gangster, leave quickly. If you keep doing this, I will tell you, Brother Dalin, tomorrow." Tian Erya did not break away, but warned with a red face.

Wang Bin asked: "Erya, how many hens do you have at home? Can you sell me two of them?"

Wang Bin also raised two old hens before, but they killed them for meat some time ago. Now there is only a pile of chicken feathers left at home.

Tian Erya asked in surprise: "Want to buy an old hen?"

Wang Bin nodded and said, "I'm greedy and want to eat chicken."

"You, this is not how you spend your money." Tian Erya thought about it and said, "I'll catch you later."

Wang Bin said: "I want that big rooster too."

"Okay, I'll give it all to you." Tian Erya said.

Wang Bin asked with a smile: "Erya, can you give me your people too?"

"Go to hell, you little rascal." Tian Erya couldn't wait any longer, took out her hand and pushed Wang Bin out, all the while complaining that Wang Bin was acting like a hooligan.

Pushing Wang Bin out of the yard and bolting the door, he turned around and saw Wang Bin lying on the wall looking at him with a smile.

He glared and said, "You little rascal, you've learned so badly!"

Wang Bin asked: "Erya, come back and bring me the chicken."

"Then I don't want money, you have to give me white noodles." Tian Erya said.

"Is your family short of food?"

Tian Erya looked a little embarrassed, sighed and said, "Why don't you let Brother Dalin take them all away? Seeing that there is no food to eat."

Wang Bin asked a few questions, and then he realized that Zhang Lin was really not a thing. Logically speaking, as long as Zhang Lin lived his life seriously, his life would be pretty good.

But he got into the habit of playing mahjong, and his skills were poor. He lost nine out of ten bets, and his family was extremely poor, but he still refused to repent.

"Okay, I'll give it all to you." Wang Bin paused, and then asked: "I have a handsome young man here, do you want him?"

Tian Erya bent down and picked up a piece of dirt and threw it away. Wang Bin quickly locked his head and went back. Then he stretched his head and said with a smile: "Hey, I didn't hit it."

But for Tian Erya's fake beating just now, this time he actually threw the lump in his hand and hit Wang Bin directly on the head.

"Ouch!" Wang Bin covered his head with his hands and shouted: "Erya, you are a bad example."

Yeah!What should I do if it’s broken? "

Tian Erya put his hands on his hips, his eyes were filled with awe, and he said with a smile: "You deserve it, who asked you to act like a rogue to me?"