Rebirth in the apocalypse: The boss becomes a spirit

After the apocalypse, I want to eat pig's trotters, beef, chickens, ducks and geese.Haha, I want to eat shit.Ah no, even their farts are not so easy to eat.

It was better than before the apocalypse. The animals were so cute and cute, and the meat was delicate, tender, and tasty. One bite was full of happiness.

"Boss, here are two portions of stinky tofu for 10 yuan, add more chili pepper, and take them away. I'll pay the money first and come over to get it later."

"Boss, two roast ducks."

"Boss, ten roujiamo buns. Pay the money first. I'll come and get them later."

"Boss, 10 skewers of sizzling squid. Pay the money first. I'll come and get it later."

"Boss, here are 30 skewers of mutton skewers. Pay the money first. I'll come and get them later."

……

A large food street, Gu Yiyi kept shuttling among the crowd.Busy as a bee.

More than two hours later.

"I'm finally back. I'm exhausted." Gu Yiyi walked to the coffee table in the living room, put down two large bags of things, and collapsed on the sofa from exhaustion.

"Damn it, hurry up, I want to eat, I want to eat!" Xiaobai jumped onto the sofa and said eagerly.

Gu Yiyi sat up, took out a cup of milk tea from the bag and placed it in front of Xiao Bai.

"Little milk cat, you can't eat these. Here, I'll give you this cup of milk tea."

Then he quickly took out the delicacies packed in the bag one by one and placed them on the table.

Xiaobai looked up at the taller cup of milk tea, and then at the food in front of Gu Yiyi. He suddenly felt bad and jumped up.

"You duplicitous devil, who said you love me the most, and who said you would take me to the hot and spicy food? Could it be that you fart before?" Xiaobai glared at Gu Yiyi and shouted with spittle flying around.

"What's wrong with me just farting? If you go further, your saliva will fly onto my delicious food. Go ahead and drink your milk tea."

Gu Yiyi glared at Xiaobai, picked up a pig's trotter and started to chew it.Pig's trotters are her favorite. She wants to stock up on pig's trotters so that she can eat them whenever she wants when the apocalypse comes.

Mmm, it smells so nostalgic!The pig's trotters in this store are particularly delicious. In the past, she often came away empty-handed when buying them.Fortunately, she ran fast today, allowing her to catch up.

When Xiaobai saw Gu Yiyi eating so deliciously, he didn't want to pay attention to it at all, let alone whether it was angry.

I was so angry with it that I didn’t want to feed it.Hum, he must eat delicious food.If you force it to use its unique skills, then don't blame it for being ruthless.

Then I saw a little kitten lying softly on the sofa, raising its head 45°, with tears in its eyes, looking pitifully at Gu Yiyi and saying with a milky voice: "Yiyi, beautiful Yiyi, suck~ so What delicious food, Xiaobai really wants to eat it.”

Gu Yiyi stopped eating, then turned her head and saw a little dumpling with cute breasts, and her heart instantly became cute.

"Yiyi~" Another cute sound came out.

Ahem, don't be fooled.This bastard knew that she couldn't handle cute things, so he used this trick to confuse her again. Hey, this time she would resolutely resist the scam.

"Ahem, you, why don't you call me a dead ghost? Ahem, let me tell you, it's not just these delicacies. I also ordered a lot of takeaways. They are all delicious and they will be here in a minute."

Gu Yiyi finished chewing one pig's trotter, then picked up another and continued to chew.

Xiaobai: It endures, it must endure, and suppress the fire of anger in its heart.

"Yiyi, I won't scream anymore. I want to eat and suck. From now on, I will carry you wherever you want to go. Sucking, just give me some food."

Xiaobai begged Gu Yiyi pitifully while sucking his saliva.

"When I was a Piao, I begged you to carry me on your back, but you were not willing to carry me on your back, and you said something that was detrimental to your dignity as the White Tiger King. Ha~ now you don't want your dignity?" Gu Yiyi said without raising her head as she gnawed on the pig's trotters. .

"Yiyi, it was my fault before. I will change it. I will change everything you said until you are satisfied. I will carry you wherever you go from now on, really." Xiaobai immediately nodded and said obediently.

dignity?Dignity cannot be eaten as food, and besides food, dignity is on the back burner.Let’s finish eating first. He is a powerful and domineering white tiger, and he is still a king.

"Okay, I believe what you said, but with your current condition, are you sure you can carry me?"

"I'm a white tiger, why can't I carry you?" Xiaobai said with his head held high.

It is a majestic white tiger, how could it not be able to carry a little girl on its back?Huh, look down on it.

"Have you forgotten that you are just a little kitten now? If you still want to carry me on your back, I'm afraid I'll sit on your butt and kill you." Gu Yiyi glanced at the palm-sized little kitten and said with disgust.

"You, I...then, what do you want to do? I really want to eat delicious food." Xiaobai was angry at first and then like a deflated balloon, he said aggrievedly.

"It's not impossible to eat delicious food. You can't carry me like this now. So, now that you have become a little kitten, you can pretend to be a cat from now on. Also, you must obey me obediently from now on. "

"What, you want my majestic white tiger to pretend to be a sick cat?" Xiaobai said with eyes wide open in anger.

"Huh? Why, you don't want to? If you don't want to say it easily, then don't eat these delicacies. These are not suitable for tigers to eat. Tigers eat pheasants, hares, wild boars, etc. You can go outside and find them yourself."

"No, no, it's just pretending to be a cat. If I pretend, I will perform well. Yiyi, suck it, can I eat it?"

"Don't call me a dead ghost from now on, and don't speak human words in front of others."

"If you don't speak human words, what are you talking about? It's nonsense, and there are no ghosts to listen to it!" Xiaobai said in embarrassment.

"Ahem, meowing, you are a cat now, you have to imitate meowing. You can't speak human language. If others find out, they will capture you, skin you, and disembowel you for research."

When Xiaobai heard this, he was so frightened that he shivered.

It expended too much energy to save this dead ghost and turned into a cat.I don't even know how long it will last like this.

It's such a weak one. If someone discovers that it can speak human language and captures it for study, well, it would be scary to think about it.Yes, this damn ghost is right, it absolutely cannot speak human language.

"I, I listen to Yiyi and never speak human words in front of others." Xiaobai said immediately in fright.

"Well, that's right. Be obedient and follow me to enjoy spicy food. Come on, meow like a cat and listen. I'll give you a big pig's trotter later. The taste of this pig's trotter is outstanding."

"roar~"

Gu Yiyi: ...

"Yiyi, is my voice okay?"

"Are you sure this is a cat's meow?"

"Isn't it? Cats in the apocalypse all meow like this. Just like this, their fur stands on end, their eyes widen and they drool, and they roar to the sky~"

"No, I want you to learn the current meow, the gentle meow. Are there little kittens like you after the end of the world?"

Gu Yiyi picked up her phone and opened the website, searched for a video about kittens, clicked on it and put it in front of Xiao Bai.

"Here, take a look at what other people's kittens look like and how they meow. Learn from them."

After Gu Yiyi finished speaking, she began to enjoy the food happily again.