Rebirth in the apocalypse: The boss becomes a spirit

The dishes came quickly.

"Gu Yiyi, you are hungry, eat quickly. These dishes are new this semester, try them quickly!" Han Yixuan said to Gu Yiyi with a smile.

Wang Kexin helped Gu Yiyi pick up a piece of beef, "Try it, Yixuan and I both like this spicy beef."

Gu Yiyi looked at the beef in the small bowl in front of her, then looked up at Wang Kexin who was smiling brightly, and said in a soft voice: "I'm sorry, I'm sick and can't eat chili!"

"What's the disease?" Wang Kexin asked.

Han Yixuan immediately pulled Wang Kexin's clothes and signaled her not to ask any more questions.

Gu Yiyi looked at the two people opposite, chatting and flirting, and suddenly felt that the free lunch no longer tasted good.

"Meow~" A pair of dogs and a man made me want to vomit just by looking at them.

"Wow, Yiyi, your cat is so cute. Can you let me out for a hug?"

Wang Kexin finally noticed Xiaobai in the pet backpack on the seat next to Gu Yiyi.

"Meow~" Xiaobai waved his front paws fiercely.

"It's so cute, it's saying hello to me." Wang Kexin said in surprise.

Gu Yiyi: Say hello?If you release it, it will definitely give you a big mouth.

"Yiyi, hurry up and take it out, it's so cute!" Wang Kexin said, reaching out to get the pet bag.

"Meow~" Yiyi, please let me out quickly. I'm going to slap her to death. This ugly woman is so disgusting.

"Uh, I'm sorry, it wants to poop. You eat slowly, and I'll take it out to poop!" Gu Yiyi said with a smile, picked up her backpack, and even pooped loudly.

Humph, I disgust you to death!

Sure enough, when Wang Kexin heard Gu Yiyi's words, the smile on her face disappeared immediately.

Han Yixuan watched Gu Yiyi stand up and said with a smile, "Do you need help?"

"Kitten, shit, do you need any help?" Gu Yiyi replied expressionlessly, picked up the things and turned around to leave.

After taking a few steps, I heard Wang Kexin's voice coming from behind me.

"Sure enough, her brain is not working well. She is young and now she is sick, so she said such mindless and disgusting words. Yixuan, you said that her brain is not working well, why is she still coming to school..."

"Meow~" Yiyi, that ugly guy said you have no brain.

"She's talking about herself, it's none of my business!" Gu Yiyi muttered softly.

"Meow~" What did you say?

"Ah~" A scream suddenly came from the cafeteria.

Gu Yiyi, who had just reached the entrance of the cafeteria, stopped and turned around to look inside the cafeteria.

"Meow~" What happened?

Xiaobai looked out through the plastic window.

"What's wrong with this guy? He's still shitting his pants at such a big age. Is there something wrong with his brain?"

"This girl looks pretty good, but why is her brain so weak that she can actually urinate and defecate at any time in public?"

"She has a good brain, but she doesn't have one. What a pity that face is!"

"That boy is her boyfriend, right? Well, if that's the case, that would be a pity. Tsk, tsk, I couldn't think of finding a girlfriend who has no brains."

"Don't look at it, don't look at it at all!" Wang Kexin's crying voice spread in the cafeteria.

"Kexin, are you okay?" Han Yixuan stood beside him and asked at a loss.

"Ah~ you all get out of here, get out of here! Stop looking, stop talking, get out of here!" Wang Kexin screamed and stood up.

It may be that she has been constipated these days, or it may be that she has eaten more these days. As soon as Wang Kexin stood up, a large lump in her crotch began to slide downward due to gravity, and the suffocating smell also spread in the cafeteria. open.

The onlookers immediately took ten steps back, and even Han Yixuan stepped back unconsciously. Wang Kexin was suddenly isolated, and a large space was left in the middle.There was also an uproar in the cafeteria.

"Ugh~ Damn it, did this guy eat shit? Why does it stink so much?"

"It stinks so much. I didn't realize that someone so beautiful is constipated!"

"This person must have a bad brain, otherwise how could he pull out such a smelly thing? Maybe it's all from his mind."

"Oh my god, look at the floor. Will the cleaning lady be so angry? She would never have thought that someone would still be defecating in the open after she's already in college."

……

Wang Kexin heard the voices of the people around her talking, shouted and rushed outside.

When Gu Yiyi saw Wang Kexin running towards the door, she immediately pulled her suitcase and walked quickly out of the cafeteria door. She stood on the roadside covering her mouth and nose, watching from a distance as Wang Kexin ran over like a gust of wind.

Xiaobai looked at Wang Kexin who ran over crying in shock, and asked: Yiyi, what happened to this ugly monster?Could it be that I didn't take my medicine when I went out, and I got into an old habit?

Gu Yiyi looked at Wang Kexin, who was running and spreading yellow liquid, and murmured: "This route is well drawn! It's just that the smell is a bit strong, but you can find her just by smelling it."

"Meow~" Yiyi, this person is so disgusting!

"Kexin, wait for me!" Han Yixuan also chased after him.

Xiaobai: A charming man with really strong taste.

"Okay, Teacher Zhang has just sent the class schedule to my mobile phone. I checked that there are no classes in the afternoon. Let's go home and have a rest now, and go out to collect supplies in the evening." Gu Yiyi pulled the suitcase and walked towards the school gate. .

Xiaobai: Yiyi, wait a moment, we haven’t finished the show yet. Let’s go to that woman’s dormitory and have a look.See if her roommate beats her to death.

"Are you enjoying watching it?"

Xiaobai: I am very happy. It turns out that the campus is really lively and there are so many mentally retarded people.Yiyi, let's watch it for a while.

"Everyone has run away, what are you looking for? It stinks here so much, I'm going home. I got up too early today, so go back and catch up on some sleep."

Xiaobai: Yiyi, why do you think this Wang Kexin suddenly became incontinent?

Gu Yiyi twitched the corner of her mouth and said softly: "How can I know? She can pull whenever she wants. Maybe this is her way of sensationalizing!"

Xiaobai: Yiyi, you didn’t take action?

Gu Yiyi stood on the side of the deserted road, looked into the distance and said softly: "I am holding the suitcase in one hand and the mobile phone in the other. How can I do anything? Besides, I am not a doctor. How can I cure her old constipation for many years? You Thinking too much!”

Xiaobai heard Gu Yiyi's words and became even more determined that this matter must be related to her.

"Hey, a car is coming."

Gu Yiyi got into the car and reported her address.The car immediately drove towards its destination.

The more Xiaobai in the pet backpack thought about it, the more he felt that this matter had something to do with Gu Yiyi, but how did Gu Yiyi do it?

Xiaobai thought about it all the way, but couldn't figure out the reason.After arriving home, he immediately asked: "Yiyi, what on earth did you do to make her incontinent?"

Gu Yiyi put down her suitcase, opened her backpack, took out Xiao Bai and threw it towards the sofa.

Xiaobai fell on the sofa, stared at Gu Yiyi with wide eyes, and continued to ask: "Yiyi, did you poison that ugly monster, the kind of poison that can make you incontinent?"

Gu Yiyi, who was walking towards the bedroom, stopped, turned around and said, "If I had that kind of poison, I would be the first to taste it for you."

"Yiyi, if I become incontinent, you will be the most unlucky. Don't forget, we are always together."