Quick Travel: The little cannon fodder is pretending to be good again

"Dad, Mom, when did you come down?"

"They're done arguing."

Yu Yanzhi: “…” Could it be that Daddy was standing on the balcony listening to them quarreling?

Bingo, correct.

"Let's eat! It's getting cold." Yu Yan took the adult and the child to the restaurant.

Song Chi put down his chopsticks while eating, turned his head to look at Yu Yanzhi's chubby face, and said seriously, "Baby, what did you learn from the quarrel between the neighbors next door just now?"

Yu Yanzhi: “!!!”

Yu Yan lowered her head and drank her porridge, not looking at his pleading gaze.

"My elder sister is very good at cursing, but she doesn't use any dirty words and speaks eloquently, which shows that she loves learning and is well-read. Girls should read more. My elder brother hit my elder sister, which was very rude. Mom said that men should not take advantage of their innate advantages to hit women. But my elder sister knows Taekwondo and kicked the elder brother away with one kick, which shows that girls should learn some self-defense moves to protect themselves."

"anything else?"

What else? What else? Mom, save me, save me...

"What did that sister say just now?"

"My sister said, my parents gave birth to me and raised me up without me ever suffering any injustice, why should I be bullied by you? Who do you think you are? I won't offend anyone unless they offend me. If you want to be a jerk, I will beat the shit out of you."

"Ahem..." Yu Yan wiped her mouth, "You don't have to say the last sentence."

"Ow."

"Boys should be gentlemen and not hit girls. No matter how angry a girl is, it is wrong to hit her. You should respect women and not provoke them verbally, let alone say rude words or do rude things to them."

Yu Yanzhi nodded, "I'll always remember what mom said."

Song Chi raised his eyebrows and looked at Yu Yan, "What else did mom say?"

"My mom said that we shouldn't comment on girls' looks. Before discussing others, we should look at ourselves in the mirror first. If we are as ugly as Zhu Bajie, we should not laugh at others for being Dong Shi. My mom also said that we should not be too soft, nor should we be too chaste. We should take revenge when we have a grudge and complain when we have a grudge. We would rather go crazy and waste others' money than waste ourselves. We should take action instead of pushing others. Just do what you want."

"Mom also said that we should let go of the desire to help others, respect the fate of others, take charge of our own lives, and be the protagonist of our own lives. Everyone's birth is meaningful, and we should not be manipulated by others. Mom also said," Yu Yanzhi covered his face, his eyes almost narrowed by laughter, "Yanzhi is the most beloved baby of mom and dad."

"And the most important point, baby, you forgot." Yu Yan poked his head.

"You must be absolutely loyal to your lover, be considerate, and not be unfaithful. You must be a qualified partner. However, you must love yourself first before loving others. Give yourself respect, and the other person will respect you."

"Have you done all of this?" Song Chi asked.

Yu Yanzhi was slightly surprised for a moment, his head hung, and he poked with his two index fingers, "I'm still a baby."

After decades of hardships, he still returns as a baby.

Song Chi chuckled, "Don't worry, you are making a lot of sense now, but when you grow up, if you make a mistake, I will definitely break your legs and treat you as if I don't have a son."

Yu Yanzhi stood there in a daze. For a dad's boy, these words could cause great harm. He felt so aggrieved that he was speechless.

"Eat quickly, or the food will get cold." Yu Yan tried to smooth things over.

"Jingle Bell……"

"Brother Song, there's something wrong with the fountain, please come quickly, it's hard to explain over the phone."

"Okay, see you in half an hour."

"Is it Sheng Xu calling?" Yu Yan asked.

"He said there was a problem at the fountain and I had to go check it out."

"I will go with you."

"Let's go now," Song Chi bent down and picked up Yu Yanzhi, kissing his face, "You can come with us."

*

"Brother Song, here!" Sheng Xu waved.

"what happened?"

"The fountain suddenly exploded without any warning. Did you see the spiritual energy around it? It kept flowing here. The residents nearby saw it. I have already told the higher-ups that it will not be posted online."

Song Chi walked around the fountain and said, "It's two days earlier than originally thought. How many people have left City C?"

"Only one-fourth. Some idiots thought the earthquake last night was seven days later. Now they refuse to leave and say that we police are making a fuss."

"One quarter?" Song Chi opened the map and told Sheng Xu, "Tell the special department to transfer all the talismans and formations here. Also, contact the nearby heavenly masters on the website and have them rush here as quickly as possible."

"What did you ask them to do?"

"Set up a formation and seal the area within a radius of fifty miles in the barrier to buy some time. City C is very large. Within five days, these neighborhoods must be cleared out. Do you understand? If they refuse to leave, you will be taken to the police station in a police car on the grounds of causing trouble and provocation. You will be detained for a month before being released."

Song Chi looked up at the sun in the sky, pulled out the gun from Sheng Xu's waist, and fired a shot into the air. The sky suddenly became dark, and thousands of birds of unknown species flew into the sky, circled in the air, and made shrill and terrifying cries.

The earth shook violently, and the newly built buildings in the distance collapsed instantly and turned into ruins.

The whole city was shrouded in a terrifying atmosphere as if the end of the world was coming.

The coordinated move by Song Chi and Yu Yan made some people leave tactfully.

If they still refuse to leave even after this, they really don't want to save them.

The special department quickly sent over several people who met the requirements.

"Uncle Master."

Song Chi nodded, took out a piece of paper, and drew a blueprint with the fountain as the center. "I need you to follow me to form a seal and set up a barrier to isolate the fountain from other parts of the city. I will teach you how to form the formation and the spells later."

"Who is the center of the formation?" someone asked.

"I," Song Chi looked at the man, "you just need to make a seal, and you don't need to do the rest. Once the barrier is broken, just run for your life."

They looked at each other and didn't say anything more.

Song Chi made arrangements in an orderly manner and his attitude was very firm, not giving anyone the right to refuse.

"Mom, Daddy looks so handsome like this. You've found a treasure."

"It's not that I found a treasure, it's that the treasure found me."

"Eh~ so corny." Yu Yanzhi rubbed his arms.

"You're a devil."

"Daddy is here."

"Baby, help daddy."

"Huh?" Hiring child labor? No, baby labor.

Yu Yan touched his head and said, "Your father wants you to help him make it rain."

Song Chi took him from Yu Yan's arms and said a few words to him. Yu Yanzhi changed into his original form and flew into the air. There were lightning and thunder, and a little blue dragon was surging in the clouds.

"Rumble..."

There were bursts of thunder, rolling dark clouds, and strong winds. After this lasted for nearly half an hour, blood rain began to fall from the sky.

Si Yi Liu Si Ba Wu Si Jiu Wu (homonym)