Quick Travel: The little cannon fodder is pretending to be good again

"What's the matter?" Yu Yan looked confused.

Song Chi: "..."

"nothing."

A certain fox narrowed his eyes, "Baby, what unhealthy things are you thinking about?"

"I didn't." Song Chi blushed.

"A 500ml thermos, would you like one?"

Song Chi's ears turned red. "What weird things are you saying?"

Yu Yan silently took out a gray thermos cup from her pocket, "It's just a thermos cup. I put honey water in it."

Song Chi threw himself into her arms and pretended to be dead. Damn, so embarrassing.

Yu Yan curled her lips, "Baby, you are such a person. Don't you know whether I have it or not?"

"Don't say anymore..." Song Chi said in a muffled voice while curled up in her arms. He was too embarrassed to see anyone. It was too embarrassing.

"The true identity of the Fallen Angel is the Peony God. Flowers have pistils and stamens, and are hermaphroditic plants. After cultivating into a human form, they naturally have something else. They fell in love with a man, imprisoned him, forced him to eat the pregnancy fruit, and wanted to tie him up with a child. However, they never expected that he would commit suicide with the child, resulting in two deaths."

"Although it wasn't the work of a fallen angel, she was contaminated by karma. The people in the divine world banished her to the mortal world, where she acted tyrannically and slaughtered an entire city. She refined living souls in an attempt to revive him, and was eventually sealed away."

“Yan Yan, would a normal person really fall in love with a legal person who forces and imprisons him or her? If you like someone, why don’t you use normal means to pursue them, but use such a perverted method?” Long Zai was puzzled and puzzled.

"It must be that normal means don't work, so I'm going to use force. As for whether I'll fall in love with the legal guy, I don't know. After all, this kind of thing varies from person to person, and who knows, someone might fall for this trick."

"I won't eat it anyway!" Song Chi retorted, "If someone dares to do this to me, don't even think about me liking her. If I don't kill her, her ancestors will be cursed."

Yu Yan's eyes flickered, "If I imprisoned you and forced you to eat the pregnancy fruit, would you hate me and want to kill me?"

The dragon cub is silent, the dragon cub doesn't speak, the dragon cub heard nothing, the double-standard dragon cub is pretending to be dead online.

"Baby, why aren't you talking?"

Song Chi snorted twice and said, "If you beg me, I will get into your arms and throw myself into your arms. Why would I need to force you to be imprisoned in the black room?"

Yu Yan looked at him without saying anything.

"At least, don't use the pregnancy fruit," Song Chi hung his head, "Don't give birth to a child, it hurts."

Yu Yan pursed her lips into a straight line and said deliberately, "But I want one. If I had a little baby who looked like you, it would be very cute."

Song Chi covered his face with both hands and pinched it, imagining for a while in his mind, it seemed that it was not impossible.

"Then let's have one?"

Yu Yan: “…” The smile on her lips disappeared instantly.

[Hahahahahaha... Host, how does it feel to shoot yourself in the foot? ]

"Yanyan?"

"I'm just kidding you. Giving birth is too painful. I won't give birth."

Song Chi seemed to be thinking about something, "I was just kidding you too. I can't have a baby even if I want to."

"Okay, let's stop talking about life and death. I'm going to go up the mountain to see what's going on with Hu Li. If it doesn't work, I'll have to rob him."

"I will go with you."

"it is good."

The two of them went downstairs and called Chu You and Su Ling to go up the mountain together.

in space

Yu Yanzhi held his toy with a depressed look, and "plop", a tear fell on the rattle, and then "plop" again, it dripped on the back of his hand.

"Sister Yan, are you okay?" Su Ling asked, moving to the side.

There was a dark cloud above Yu Yan's head, and it started to rain heavily. The rain poured down, soaking her to the bone.

"Yan Yan, you..."

Yu Yan was already numb, and wiped the water droplets off her face, "I'm fine, let's continue on our way."

As expected, they are little dragons born from little dragons. When the big one cries, it rains within a ten-mile radius. When the little one cries, it rains on her head. What a Buddha!

[What's going on? It's raining on Sister Yan's head? ]

[Why is that dark cloud just above Sister Yan’s head? It looks so funny]

[Sorry, I didn’t want to laugh, but Sister Yan’s expression just now was, hahahaha]

[Excuse me, do you want to queue up to laugh? I’ll laugh first as a sign of respect, hahahahahahahaha]

[Help, why does it look so funny?]

[Sister Yan, what did you do to make it follow you so relentlessly?]

"Yan Yan, why does this dark cloud keep following you?"

Because your son is crying.

Song Chi reached out to touch the dark clouds above her head. They felt soft and dripping with rain, like a wet cotton ball.

"No, why did this dark cloud turn white? And there's a rainbow?" Chu You's eyes widened, "Sister Yan, does this cloud have a grudge against you?"

Maybe he wants to kill his mother.

Baby, the difference in treatment is too obvious.

The cloud floated into Song Chi's arms, and it looked like the sun and a rainbow. It flew around him for several circles, rubbing against his hands, his face, his neck, and finally stopped above his head.

Yu Yan coughed twice, and the cloud slowly floated towards her, looking particularly aggrieved and extremely reluctant. When it floated to her hand, it turned into a dark cloud with lightning.

Song Chi became more and more curious. Why was it sunny where he was, but there was thunder and lightning and heavy rain when he got to Yanyan's place?

Yu Yan touched Yun and said, "Go stay with him."

As soon as she finished speaking, she flew into Song Chi's arms and rubbed his neck affectionately.

"Stop making trouble, be good." Song Chi touched it and it immediately stopped moving.

Chu You couldn't wait to reach out his hand, but before he could touch it, he was hit by it.

Su Ling stared at it for a long time but couldn't figure out what it was. He guessed that it was related to the couple and was very sure of its ownership.

It should be a pet, or a spiritual weapon.

"Let's go on our way."

Song Chi moved closer to Yu Yan and held her hand. "Yan Yan, what on earth is this cloud? It seems to like me very much."

"Our son," Yu Yan replied softly, "The child misses you and wants to be closer to you."

"Our son?"

"To be precise, it's the scales that protect my son's heart. His mood depends on whether it's sunny or rainy."

"Then why does it keep following you?"

"Because my son wanted to come down to earth to see you, but I didn't agree, so he threw a tantrum. The earthly world is too dangerous, and it's safer to stay in the divine world."

Song Chi: Why do I find it a little unconvincing?

"A loving father often spoils his son. You always spoil him and follow his wishes. I am strict with him, so he naturally likes to stick to you. Otherwise, why would he be so well behaved once he is in your arms?"

"If you miss him, when this life is over, we will naturally return to the God Realm, and you will be able to see him, but now, he can only stay in the God Realm." Yu Yan talked nonsense seriously.

"Can I have a few words with him without letting him come to me?"

"Speak to it. My son has a connection with it and can hear me."

Yu Yanzhi snorted angrily, "Mom is a big liar!"