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Chapter 420 Even more unreasonable
The leader of the village in Luming Mountain has just taken in his seventh concubine. It is the time when the honey is mixed with oil. If the kisses are not enough at night, he has to make up for it during the day.
That day, while he was having sex with his concubine in his room, someone suddenly broke in and threw a human head on his bed.
The concubine was so frightened that her liver and gallbladder were split apart, and she fainted on the spot. The leader of the village was also so frightened that he turned into a puddle of mud.
"Get familiar with it, your brother-in-law." Xiao Chi pulled up a chair, and Da Ma Jin Dao sat in front of him, leaning on the long sword on the ground, and said calmly, "If you don't want to end up like your brother-in-law, what do I say, you just No matter how you do it, if you dare to stumble, your life will be at risk."
The leader of the village has been calling the shots here for many years, and this is the first time he encountered this tough guy. Because he couldn't figure out his origin, he didn't dare to fight him hard. He thought about agreeing to him first, and then waiting for an opportunity to kill him later.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he had this idea, the man pried open his mouth and stuffed a ball of something into it. Before he could react, the man lifted his chin, and he swallowed the ball without warning.
"You, what did you feed me?" The leader of the village coughed repeatedly, trying to cough up the food.
"The poison will melt as soon as it enters the stomach. If you want to survive, I'll take your messy intestines." Xiao Chi said coldly.
The leader of the village was dumbfounded on the spot and stopped thinking about everything.
Where did this man come from and how could he be more of a bandit than him?
I've never heard of such a person nearby?
The leader of Dazhai looked ashen, looking at the man's eyes as sharp as a knife, and asked tentatively: "What do you call a hero?"
"General Xiao." Xiao Chi said, very low-key omitting the word "big".
The leader of the village is a little confused. Is this man actually a general? Why doesn't he look like him at all?
But he didn't dare to ask, so he nodded and said, "What does General Xiao want me to do?"
"Scatter the things looted from your village to the nearby people, and then take your 230 seven brothers with me to Liangzhou."
"Ah?" The leader of the village was even more confused, "Go, what are you doing in Liangzhou?"
"Nonsense, of course we will fight Xirong."
The leader of the village was completely clueless and stammered: "Yes, but we are bandits!"
"What's wrong with the bandits? Everyone is responsible for the rise and fall of a country. Don't tell me, you are cowards who only bully the people."
"cocoa……"
"I'm not going, right? Then I'm leaving." Xiao Chi stood up and left.
The leader of the village stopped him by rolling and crawling: "Where is the antidote?"
"If you don't follow me, why should I give you the antidote?" Xiao Chi said, "Just wait here for your intestines to pierce, your belly to be rotten, and your orifices to bleed to death!"
"Follow, follow, follow, I'll follow, I'll follow you wherever you go..." The leader of the village hugged his leg tightly and said loudly, "I am willing to follow General Xiao to the death."
Chu Huai and Wang Baobao stood at the door, and everyone was dumbfounded.
isn't it?
The general surrendered this big devil who was feared by everyone in nine villages and eighteen villages with a shriveled wild fruit he picked up outside?
"This is unscientific!" Wang Baobao sighed stupidly.
"What is science?" Chu Huai asked stupidly.
"..." Wang Baobao glanced at him, "Science is science."
……
Chu Huai finally understood how this brother-in-law picked up people.
In the next few days, they picked up as they walked. Whether it was a bandit who took over the mountain as king, a peasant who rebelled, or a private soldier raised by an official, as long as he encountered it, he would definitely take it under his command. , he has a hundred ways to conquer you until you are convinced, and even the deserters who escape from the battlefield can be fooled into making their blood boil, and then fight back with him.
Just walking and picking up all the way, traveling during the day and training at night. When they approached Liangzhou, the team of 150 people had grown to nearly 5000 people.
As there were more people, the expenses also increased. If I had no money, I went to Chuji Bank to borrow money. Whenever the shopkeeper said that he wanted to ask the owner for instructions, he pulled Chu Huai and Wang Baobao out and asked them to take out their seals and stamp them on the spot. Zhang, withdrew the money now, and did not listen to the shopkeeper's words that the big boss had taken back the management rights of the two.
"It would be nice if I stamped it for you. If you dare to be verbose, I will just snatch it away."
Chu Huai and Wang Baobao had their eyes opened. They thought the princess was unreasonable enough before, but they didn't expect this one to be even more unreasonable.
Is it possible that the princess learned from him?
Chu Huai looked at the ragtag crowd of thousands of people and asked Xiao Chi worriedly: "Can these people really go to the battlefield?"
"This is already very good. I think back then when the world was in chaos and the warlords were fighting, they would arrest strong men, even the deaf and lame." Xiao Chi said, "It is good to have good soldiers and strong generals. When there are no good soldiers and strong generals, we will fight hard." It’s just quantity.”
Ok!
Chu Huai said he didn't understand, and imitated Wang Baobao to pretend to be serious, keeping one sentence in mind - he is the God of War, listen to him.
As the team grew, General Xiao's reputation gradually became louder in the west.
He is like a huge magnet. Wherever he passes, bandits, bandits, rioters, and rebels are all sucked away by him, leaving only the people who are living their daily lives.
The people did not know where he came from, nor whether he was good or bad, but they were grateful for his kindness and spread his reputation everywhere.
Gradually, this reputation spread further and further, and finally reached Chu Zhao's ears bit by bit.
On this day, General Xiao came to Chu Zhao and told her with shock on his face that in Hezhou, a few hundred miles away, someone was recruiting soldiers and horses under the banner of General Xiao. He is coming all the way to Liangzhou.
"Your Majesty, do you know that the grandson who came out of nowhere not only used my name to snatch people's heads, but also claimed to be a relative of the current regent." General Xiao said angrily, "Isn't the current regent the king? You, when did you have such relatives?"
"Yes, when did I have such a relative?" Chu Zhao was confused and frowned, "What is your grandson's background and what is your purpose in coming to Liangzhou?"
"Who knows!" General Xiao said, "What else can a group of rabble do, other than trying to take advantage of the situation to rob and seize territory?"
Chu Zhao sneered when he heard this: "If you want to seize territory from me, he is not qualified. Send someone to inquire carefully and find out what the background of the fake General Xiao is. If it doesn't work, we will kill him and take him in." The men and horses were charged into the Jingnan Army."
"Okay, I'll go right away." General Xiao geared up, "I want to see which grandson dares to take my name, General Xiao?"
That day, while he was having sex with his concubine in his room, someone suddenly broke in and threw a human head on his bed.
The concubine was so frightened that her liver and gallbladder were split apart, and she fainted on the spot. The leader of the village was also so frightened that he turned into a puddle of mud.
"Get familiar with it, your brother-in-law." Xiao Chi pulled up a chair, and Da Ma Jin Dao sat in front of him, leaning on the long sword on the ground, and said calmly, "If you don't want to end up like your brother-in-law, what do I say, you just No matter how you do it, if you dare to stumble, your life will be at risk."
The leader of the village has been calling the shots here for many years, and this is the first time he encountered this tough guy. Because he couldn't figure out his origin, he didn't dare to fight him hard. He thought about agreeing to him first, and then waiting for an opportunity to kill him later.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he had this idea, the man pried open his mouth and stuffed a ball of something into it. Before he could react, the man lifted his chin, and he swallowed the ball without warning.
"You, what did you feed me?" The leader of the village coughed repeatedly, trying to cough up the food.
"The poison will melt as soon as it enters the stomach. If you want to survive, I'll take your messy intestines." Xiao Chi said coldly.
The leader of the village was dumbfounded on the spot and stopped thinking about everything.
Where did this man come from and how could he be more of a bandit than him?
I've never heard of such a person nearby?
The leader of Dazhai looked ashen, looking at the man's eyes as sharp as a knife, and asked tentatively: "What do you call a hero?"
"General Xiao." Xiao Chi said, very low-key omitting the word "big".
The leader of the village is a little confused. Is this man actually a general? Why doesn't he look like him at all?
But he didn't dare to ask, so he nodded and said, "What does General Xiao want me to do?"
"Scatter the things looted from your village to the nearby people, and then take your 230 seven brothers with me to Liangzhou."
"Ah?" The leader of the village was even more confused, "Go, what are you doing in Liangzhou?"
"Nonsense, of course we will fight Xirong."
The leader of the village was completely clueless and stammered: "Yes, but we are bandits!"
"What's wrong with the bandits? Everyone is responsible for the rise and fall of a country. Don't tell me, you are cowards who only bully the people."
"cocoa……"
"I'm not going, right? Then I'm leaving." Xiao Chi stood up and left.
The leader of the village stopped him by rolling and crawling: "Where is the antidote?"
"If you don't follow me, why should I give you the antidote?" Xiao Chi said, "Just wait here for your intestines to pierce, your belly to be rotten, and your orifices to bleed to death!"
"Follow, follow, follow, I'll follow, I'll follow you wherever you go..." The leader of the village hugged his leg tightly and said loudly, "I am willing to follow General Xiao to the death."
Chu Huai and Wang Baobao stood at the door, and everyone was dumbfounded.
isn't it?
The general surrendered this big devil who was feared by everyone in nine villages and eighteen villages with a shriveled wild fruit he picked up outside?
"This is unscientific!" Wang Baobao sighed stupidly.
"What is science?" Chu Huai asked stupidly.
"..." Wang Baobao glanced at him, "Science is science."
……
Chu Huai finally understood how this brother-in-law picked up people.
In the next few days, they picked up as they walked. Whether it was a bandit who took over the mountain as king, a peasant who rebelled, or a private soldier raised by an official, as long as he encountered it, he would definitely take it under his command. , he has a hundred ways to conquer you until you are convinced, and even the deserters who escape from the battlefield can be fooled into making their blood boil, and then fight back with him.
Just walking and picking up all the way, traveling during the day and training at night. When they approached Liangzhou, the team of 150 people had grown to nearly 5000 people.
As there were more people, the expenses also increased. If I had no money, I went to Chuji Bank to borrow money. Whenever the shopkeeper said that he wanted to ask the owner for instructions, he pulled Chu Huai and Wang Baobao out and asked them to take out their seals and stamp them on the spot. Zhang, withdrew the money now, and did not listen to the shopkeeper's words that the big boss had taken back the management rights of the two.
"It would be nice if I stamped it for you. If you dare to be verbose, I will just snatch it away."
Chu Huai and Wang Baobao had their eyes opened. They thought the princess was unreasonable enough before, but they didn't expect this one to be even more unreasonable.
Is it possible that the princess learned from him?
Chu Huai looked at the ragtag crowd of thousands of people and asked Xiao Chi worriedly: "Can these people really go to the battlefield?"
"This is already very good. I think back then when the world was in chaos and the warlords were fighting, they would arrest strong men, even the deaf and lame." Xiao Chi said, "It is good to have good soldiers and strong generals. When there are no good soldiers and strong generals, we will fight hard." It’s just quantity.”
Ok!
Chu Huai said he didn't understand, and imitated Wang Baobao to pretend to be serious, keeping one sentence in mind - he is the God of War, listen to him.
As the team grew, General Xiao's reputation gradually became louder in the west.
He is like a huge magnet. Wherever he passes, bandits, bandits, rioters, and rebels are all sucked away by him, leaving only the people who are living their daily lives.
The people did not know where he came from, nor whether he was good or bad, but they were grateful for his kindness and spread his reputation everywhere.
Gradually, this reputation spread further and further, and finally reached Chu Zhao's ears bit by bit.
On this day, General Xiao came to Chu Zhao and told her with shock on his face that in Hezhou, a few hundred miles away, someone was recruiting soldiers and horses under the banner of General Xiao. He is coming all the way to Liangzhou.
"Your Majesty, do you know that the grandson who came out of nowhere not only used my name to snatch people's heads, but also claimed to be a relative of the current regent." General Xiao said angrily, "Isn't the current regent the king? You, when did you have such relatives?"
"Yes, when did I have such a relative?" Chu Zhao was confused and frowned, "What is your grandson's background and what is your purpose in coming to Liangzhou?"
"Who knows!" General Xiao said, "What else can a group of rabble do, other than trying to take advantage of the situation to rob and seize territory?"
Chu Zhao sneered when he heard this: "If you want to seize territory from me, he is not qualified. Send someone to inquire carefully and find out what the background of the fake General Xiao is. If it doesn't work, we will kill him and take him in." The men and horses were charged into the Jingnan Army."
"Okay, I'll go right away." General Xiao geared up, "I want to see which grandson dares to take my name, General Xiao?"
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