I was dumbfounded and got married to a rich man after school.
346: Be careful of tiring your god’s right hand
Shi Yan's words came so unexpectedly that Qiao Junzhi couldn't hold it back and spurted out all the juice he had just poured into his mouth.
Fortunately, Qi Jingyan had quick eyes and quick hands and was able to dodge and survive. However, Shi Yan himself was not so lucky. Qiao Junzhi sprayed him in the face, which disgusted him so much that he almost vomited.
"Damn it, brother, you don't have to be so excited!" He hurriedly pulled out a tissue from the table and wiped his suffered face.
"It's too explosive." Qiao Junzhi wiped his mouth and looked at him with complicated emotions, "You should know that this surgery is not child's play for men, right? There is a certain probability that it is irreversible."
"Isn't there more than 80% chance of recovery?"
"This..." Qiao Junzhi pondered his words with a sad face, "What if you are one of the 20%?"
"Let's take a gamble. It doesn't matter if I don't want children anyway. If it doesn't work, you can help me freeze my semen. If I really regret it, there is also a regret medicine."
Qiao Junzhi looked at Qi Jingyan expressionlessly: "It's your turn to persuade him."
"I'm telling you what the hell, he can't think of anything to do with me." Qi Jingyan rolled his eyes at him, "Hurry up, and after the operation I can laugh at you for being a complete dead eunuch."
Shi Yan suddenly felt very hurt: "You and I are buddies. It's fine if you don't bless me. Why is there a curse?"
"Why should I bless someone who is stupid?"
"Damn it, if your wife had such a need, I don't believe you wouldn't consider taking this step."
"My wife will not have such unreasonable demands. You two are fundamentally not suitable for each other." Qi Jingyan said bluntly, "If you are chasing me on the pole, of course Gu Jia will not make sacrifices for you. Look at your Licking like a dog."
"Damn it, it's as if you weren't like a lost licking dog three years ago!" Shi Yan was furious.
"Then I didn't even bother with sterilization. My wife gave birth to a son for me." Qi Jingyan retorted.
Shi Yan was angry, but he was helpless. He also knew that Qi Jingyan was telling the truth. From the beginning of this relationship, he was too wishful thinking and too dog-eating. He still didn't understand the reason why Gu Jia agreed to be with him. I really had a little crush on him, but I was forced to give in by his hard work.
This is indeed an unequal relationship, but what can he do? He just likes Gu Jia, and even though he knows she is poisonous, he just can't quit.
Besides, he already licked like this, does he still care about sacrificing a little more?
It's just a vasectomy, so there's nothing to worry about.
He turned his attention to Qiao Junzhi and said solemnly: "It's such a happy decision. Brother, if you help me, I will leave my dick to you."
Qiao Junzhi gave him a disgusted look: "I don't want it, thank you. Besides, I'm not an andrologist, so I won't do this surgery."
"Pull him down, you can look at his wife's face, but you can't look at my dick?"
Qi Jingyan had a dark look on his face: "Why is it that the more you say this, the more awkward it becomes?"
"Brother, I am an expert in the field of cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases, not in the field of ligation. I have a specialization in surgery! Besides, what if I fail with my shaking hands and your family comes to our house to have a baby? What will I do? I really don’t have the ability to pick you up again.”
"Why are you so uninteresting?" Shi Yan suddenly became furious.
"It wouldn't be interesting if he agreed. This is no child's play." Qi Jingyan intervened, "I advise you to calm down."
Shi Yan smiled bitterly. If he had other options, could he think of this step?Calm down, why wouldn't he want to calm down?
"Let me help you find out if there are any other ways." Qiao Junzhi also advised, "But I really don't recommend that you go to this step. The risk is too great. Don't think that there is a way back. Look back. The old man is really angry with you, who are you going to cry to?"
Shi Yan swayed the wine glass in his hand, lost in thought. After hearing what Qiao Junzhi said, he couldn't make up his mind for a moment. The love thing was not as simple as he thought.
Qi Jingyan looked at Shi Yan quietly in front of him. It was really difficult for him to connect this cynical guy with his current love-like appearance. What kind of curse did the two brothers suffer? The son was dejected and sad.
Compared with Shi Yan, he is still optimistic, and even somewhat trouble-free - he just feels that Sa Sa doesn't care about him as much as before. Sa Sa has her own life and her own goals, but she is just following the "hands" After helping a friend, he became hypocritical.
Seeing that he was suddenly silent, Qiao Junzhi asked friendly: "Are you also emotionally confused?"
Qi Jingyan glared at him angrily: "I want to say yes, are you very happy? Do you want to show off your happiness of being alone?"
"Not really." Qiao Junzhi pushed up his glasses with a smile, "I just want to say that being single has no worries."
"You don't have any worries, but you don't have user experience either. You don't date or go whore, so your god's right hand will be tired and you won't be able to lift the scalpel." Shi Yan mocked.
"Haha." Qiao Junzhi actually had the heart to laugh out loud, "I am a person with a pure heart and few desires. Unlike you, I am not as enthusiastic about certain things."
"Oh my god, you two are really the same! It doesn't matter, Mr. Qi has set an example for you. He also said that he became a monk before. Look at his excessive indulgence now."
"Ahem." Qi Jingyan coughed dryly, his face a little red. He couldn't help but touch his chin in confusion - how could he be so indulgent? How could this bastard see it...
"It's still different." Qiao Junzhi said dryly, "He just hasn't met anyone he likes. I have no interest in relationships at all."
"You said it was different." Qi Jingyan couldn't laugh or cry, "Isn't this what I said before?"
"Are you not interested in relationships? Are you not clear about whether you like men or women?" Shi Yan teased with a bad smile, "Weren't you very sad about that little bean bag male classmate before? Who is it? ...That young master of the Bai family."
"Bai Zihan?" After Shi Yan reminded him, Qi Jingyan suddenly came to life, right!Why doesn't this guy go attack that kid?
"You are overthinking." Qiao Junzhi said seriously, "I just sympathize with him who was alone at that time. You all have company, and he is alone like me. What else can I do if I don't take care of him? After all, he is also looking down on himself. What class of juniors are you in?"
Just as Shi Yan was about to retort, the door to the private room was suddenly kicked open, and then a clear voice asked, "Is Qi Jingyan here?"
Fortunately, Qi Jingyan had quick eyes and quick hands and was able to dodge and survive. However, Shi Yan himself was not so lucky. Qiao Junzhi sprayed him in the face, which disgusted him so much that he almost vomited.
"Damn it, brother, you don't have to be so excited!" He hurriedly pulled out a tissue from the table and wiped his suffered face.
"It's too explosive." Qiao Junzhi wiped his mouth and looked at him with complicated emotions, "You should know that this surgery is not child's play for men, right? There is a certain probability that it is irreversible."
"Isn't there more than 80% chance of recovery?"
"This..." Qiao Junzhi pondered his words with a sad face, "What if you are one of the 20%?"
"Let's take a gamble. It doesn't matter if I don't want children anyway. If it doesn't work, you can help me freeze my semen. If I really regret it, there is also a regret medicine."
Qiao Junzhi looked at Qi Jingyan expressionlessly: "It's your turn to persuade him."
"I'm telling you what the hell, he can't think of anything to do with me." Qi Jingyan rolled his eyes at him, "Hurry up, and after the operation I can laugh at you for being a complete dead eunuch."
Shi Yan suddenly felt very hurt: "You and I are buddies. It's fine if you don't bless me. Why is there a curse?"
"Why should I bless someone who is stupid?"
"Damn it, if your wife had such a need, I don't believe you wouldn't consider taking this step."
"My wife will not have such unreasonable demands. You two are fundamentally not suitable for each other." Qi Jingyan said bluntly, "If you are chasing me on the pole, of course Gu Jia will not make sacrifices for you. Look at your Licking like a dog."
"Damn it, it's as if you weren't like a lost licking dog three years ago!" Shi Yan was furious.
"Then I didn't even bother with sterilization. My wife gave birth to a son for me." Qi Jingyan retorted.
Shi Yan was angry, but he was helpless. He also knew that Qi Jingyan was telling the truth. From the beginning of this relationship, he was too wishful thinking and too dog-eating. He still didn't understand the reason why Gu Jia agreed to be with him. I really had a little crush on him, but I was forced to give in by his hard work.
This is indeed an unequal relationship, but what can he do? He just likes Gu Jia, and even though he knows she is poisonous, he just can't quit.
Besides, he already licked like this, does he still care about sacrificing a little more?
It's just a vasectomy, so there's nothing to worry about.
He turned his attention to Qiao Junzhi and said solemnly: "It's such a happy decision. Brother, if you help me, I will leave my dick to you."
Qiao Junzhi gave him a disgusted look: "I don't want it, thank you. Besides, I'm not an andrologist, so I won't do this surgery."
"Pull him down, you can look at his wife's face, but you can't look at my dick?"
Qi Jingyan had a dark look on his face: "Why is it that the more you say this, the more awkward it becomes?"
"Brother, I am an expert in the field of cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases, not in the field of ligation. I have a specialization in surgery! Besides, what if I fail with my shaking hands and your family comes to our house to have a baby? What will I do? I really don’t have the ability to pick you up again.”
"Why are you so uninteresting?" Shi Yan suddenly became furious.
"It wouldn't be interesting if he agreed. This is no child's play." Qi Jingyan intervened, "I advise you to calm down."
Shi Yan smiled bitterly. If he had other options, could he think of this step?Calm down, why wouldn't he want to calm down?
"Let me help you find out if there are any other ways." Qiao Junzhi also advised, "But I really don't recommend that you go to this step. The risk is too great. Don't think that there is a way back. Look back. The old man is really angry with you, who are you going to cry to?"
Shi Yan swayed the wine glass in his hand, lost in thought. After hearing what Qiao Junzhi said, he couldn't make up his mind for a moment. The love thing was not as simple as he thought.
Qi Jingyan looked at Shi Yan quietly in front of him. It was really difficult for him to connect this cynical guy with his current love-like appearance. What kind of curse did the two brothers suffer? The son was dejected and sad.
Compared with Shi Yan, he is still optimistic, and even somewhat trouble-free - he just feels that Sa Sa doesn't care about him as much as before. Sa Sa has her own life and her own goals, but she is just following the "hands" After helping a friend, he became hypocritical.
Seeing that he was suddenly silent, Qiao Junzhi asked friendly: "Are you also emotionally confused?"
Qi Jingyan glared at him angrily: "I want to say yes, are you very happy? Do you want to show off your happiness of being alone?"
"Not really." Qiao Junzhi pushed up his glasses with a smile, "I just want to say that being single has no worries."
"You don't have any worries, but you don't have user experience either. You don't date or go whore, so your god's right hand will be tired and you won't be able to lift the scalpel." Shi Yan mocked.
"Haha." Qiao Junzhi actually had the heart to laugh out loud, "I am a person with a pure heart and few desires. Unlike you, I am not as enthusiastic about certain things."
"Oh my god, you two are really the same! It doesn't matter, Mr. Qi has set an example for you. He also said that he became a monk before. Look at his excessive indulgence now."
"Ahem." Qi Jingyan coughed dryly, his face a little red. He couldn't help but touch his chin in confusion - how could he be so indulgent? How could this bastard see it...
"It's still different." Qiao Junzhi said dryly, "He just hasn't met anyone he likes. I have no interest in relationships at all."
"You said it was different." Qi Jingyan couldn't laugh or cry, "Isn't this what I said before?"
"Are you not interested in relationships? Are you not clear about whether you like men or women?" Shi Yan teased with a bad smile, "Weren't you very sad about that little bean bag male classmate before? Who is it? ...That young master of the Bai family."
"Bai Zihan?" After Shi Yan reminded him, Qi Jingyan suddenly came to life, right!Why doesn't this guy go attack that kid?
"You are overthinking." Qiao Junzhi said seriously, "I just sympathize with him who was alone at that time. You all have company, and he is alone like me. What else can I do if I don't take care of him? After all, he is also looking down on himself. What class of juniors are you in?"
Just as Shi Yan was about to retort, the door to the private room was suddenly kicked open, and then a clear voice asked, "Is Qi Jingyan here?"
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