Kusuo Saiki travels into the daily routine of beating up enemies

Saiki Kusuo was aware of it, and suddenly appeared in a confined space, and suddenly found that all the heat-sensing humanoid figures around him disappeared.

The driver and the two people behind him who were supposed to be beside him were gone.

To be precise, there are still people, but the density distribution is obviously much smaller than before, and there is no one around.

The feeling just now was probably teleportation, so where are you now?Feel the wooden floor beneath you, and you'll know the answer, indoors.

Saiki Kusuo stretched out his hand and pulled off the bandage that covered his eyes.

No more worrying about petrification being triggered in a home without anyone around.

Looking up, it turned out to be his home.

Now that I’m home, the first thing I need to do is get my glasses.

Saiki Kusuo walked upstairs and walked towards the familiar room. Before opening the door, he first looked into the familiar room...

Coffee jelly! ?

The room is filled with coffee jelly. What is this, a superimposed state of heaven and hell?

Saiki Kusuo opened the door, and it was no illusion. A pile of plastic-wrapped coffee jelly rolled out of the room, almost drowning Saiki Kusuo!

I had thought about what kind of trouble the coffee jelly mountain would cause here!Or am I that greedy now?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, but this is coffee jelly priced at 800 yen, which is as valuable as the toy glasses on the desk in the room!Nothing can stump a person with superpowers, Kusuo Saiki reaches out and replaces it with equal value!

The 100-yuan Superman glasses appeared in my hands.

I completely forgot that the price of these glasses is about the same. How long will the super power be unstable?

Even glasses can be used. Saiki Kusuo grabbed the glasses and put them on. Everything in front of him was finally safe.

Thinking that Chrollo and Ilmi were still in the car, Saiki Kusuo became cross-eyed.

His clairvoyance had also recovered, and he accurately found the taxi on the commercial street. The taxi had already driven away.

["Chrollo, the knight is missing."

"...Driver, how long does it take to get to K Street?"

"The knight is gone, why don't you look for him?"

"It's okay Yi Mi, the knight has something to do and needs to step away temporarily."

"But it just disappeared suddenly, right?"

"Disappeared on my orders."

"Really? But does the knight have such ability?"

"I just used my telekinesis ability to send him out."

"You just held the money in one hand and the stone statue in the other. There was no way you could take the book?"

"I sent him out using the teleportation ability that I kept holding on to the bookmark."

"Does the knight know where we are going?"

"You know, isn't our location exactly what he said?"

"Oh, but..."

"Hisoka's stone statue is in the way. Driver, drive faster and it will cause trouble!"

"Why drive so fast? Do you want to get rid of the knight? Is the knight hated?"

"How could it be! Since we were kids, we have the best relationship."

"But he doesn't want to share the piano with you for performances on the rooftop."

"Haha, that's because..."]

Well, perfect, no need to worry, just pick them up when they get to the street.

No, in addition to that, it should be more important.

Kusuo Saiki picked up the landline at home and dialed his mother's number.

"Moxi Moxi, who is it?"

"Mom, it's me."

"Eh? Sora? Sora, you're back! Although the voice is not right, the only one in the family who can talk and call mommy is Sora, ah..." Mom choked.

Saiki Kusuo was silent: "Mom, I am Kusuo..."

"Hey! Xiaonan spoke!?"

After being an ordinary person for a while, Saiki Kusuo also recognized the way ordinary people communicate using mobile phones, especially in the current situation where super powers are unstable. What should I do if I suddenly teleport to my mother when I am looking for her.

In the best case scenario, he would take two telepaths away from the ordinary world immediately today, so it would be best not to affect his mother's life.

"When did Xiao Nan come back? Mom just came back from shopping for groceries at the supermarket. If I had known better, I would have bought some coffee jelly."

No, no, there’s too much coffee jelly in the house right now.

"Well, my superpower came back after an accident. Compared to this..."

The mother exclaimed: "Hey?! There was an accident with super powers! Did Xiao Nan leak super powers?" *Super leaks, which is the same term as children's urine leakage, is a limited term for people with super powers that parents will affectionately call them.

How can you shout out loud, mom, ah, ah, ah, ah, where is mom now?Hopefully there aren't many people around.

"Ma'am, would you like to know more about this skin care product?"

Um?Advertising salesman?Are you still near the mall?

"Hey, I'm sorry, I don't need..."

Forget it, tell mom faster than this.

"This has the effect of rejuvenating youth. If you don't need it, maybe your family will need it. A virtuous housewife like you..."

There will be two non-human guests at home. Let mom and dad go to a hotel or go on a trip to the countryside for a few days, and never go home for the time being!

"But we have a rejuvenating machine at home..."

How can you say this, mother!

"Mom, give the phone to the salesman." Kusuo Saiki knew that his mother was not good at refusing. There were enough salesmen who coaxed and deceived and forced others to buy the products, but he couldn't use his superpower casually. It would be bad if the salesman died after seven days.

To deal with ordinary people, you only need to communicate with words. Watch him use more than 20 days of ordinary people's experience to refute!

"Moxi Moxi, are you this mother's son?" The voice on the other end of the phone changed.

"Tsk, my mother doesn't need that kind of sales pitch, stay away from her."

"……puff."

Um?Saiki Kusuo was slightly confused.

The voice on the other end of the phone: "I heard someone with superpowers as soon as I got off the car. I thought this title was not common. I didn't expect it was really you, but mom? What's going on?"

Click.The phone in Kusuo Saiki's hand cracked.

"...The phone over there seems to be broken."

Chrollo handed the phone to Saiki Kurumi, Saiki Kusuo's mother.

Just now I heard Kurumi Saiki talking about Xiaonan. Chrollo guessed that Kusuo Saiki's name here could not be his full name Kusuo Saiki. If he added the word "nan", the most unmistakeable title would be... …

"Sorry, I made such a joke to you, but actually we know Kusuo," Chrollo said with a smile, "We are his friends, my name is... Xilu."

"Xiaonan's friend? Whoops! Xiaonan actually has a new friend..." Saiki Kurumi was moved to tears.

Cried?Chrollo was also surprised.

He reached out and took the initiative to help Saiki Kurumi take the shopping bag in his hand, constantly guessing in his mind why Saiki Kusuo had parents in a certain area of ​​the Dark Continent. Is this also a part of role-playing?

"Kusuo invited us to his home, but the driver only sent us here. I originally wanted to ask him to pick us up... Can you lead the way?"

"Of course! Xilu is a good boy. What's the name of the other one?"

Yi Mi looked at this person thoughtfully in her eyes, looking ordinary and helpless from top to bottom, Xiaonan's family?I don’t really agree with it even if it’s role-playing.

"My name is enemy guest."

……

At home, Kusuo Saiki had a dark look on his face.

Welcome to the two new friends born in the last second, classmates Xilu and Dike.

"I've known Kusuo since he was nine years old. Well, I was a transfer student. Then there was an accident at home and I left quickly. I met him again in high school." Chrollo explained reasonably.

I'm not lying, I met him in high school as a physical education teacher.

"Ah! Thank you for playing with Xiaonan!" Mom moved and wiped her tears.

"I have watched Xiao Nan since he was born. I have played games with him, bought him snacks, and grown up with him." Yi Mi, who crossed his arms, explained insistently.

Not lying, though.

"Hey..." Even my mother, who is easy to listen to others, didn't believe it.

Mom wiped away her tears and apologized: "I'm sorry, you two finally came to visit Kusuo but happened to be away from home."

Um?Ilmi and Chrollo looked at Kusuo Saiki who was sitting next to them.

The only difference between Kusuo Saiki and "Kusuo Saiki" at this moment is that he wears the glasses of the Hundred Dollar Superman.

Only my mother would really think that there was a mysterious [-]-yen Superman in the house after Kusuo Saiki put on his glasses.

[Mom, I'm right here. ]

The voice of the heart startled Kurumi Saiki. She looked left and right. Kusuo Saiki closed her eyes and replaced her glasses again.

This time it was much better, and I switched to the most commonly used toy glasses very smoothly.

"Hey! So Xiao Nan is here!"

Yi Mi and Chrollo: [This dark creature actually relies on its glasses to identify people. ]

The atmosphere requires a new topic, and the introduction is not over yet. Chrollo has already thought of an explanation for the stone statue: "As for this stone statue, it is..."

However, before she could say anything, Saiki Kurumi said in a panic again: "Oh! What a beautiful stone statue. I suddenly remembered that there is a cake in the refrigerator. Can I take out the cake to welcome everyone?"

Chrollo was surprised. Ordinary people would be surprised by stone statues, right?And it's beautiful. Is there anything beautiful about this stone statue of Hisoka?The posthumous photo part?

But if it's the taste of dark creatures... well, that's understandable.

During snack time, Kusuo Saiki discussed with the two of them how to go back.

Knight?The knight doesn't care anymore, Ilmi doesn't care about it anymore, and Saiki Kusuo is the one who unexpectedly followed. It's perfect. No matter what abnormality the younger brother does, he will not be suspected by the older brother.

[First of all, this is a certain area in the Dark Continent. ]

[But this is not any of the 25 areas that everyone has explored before, and there is a special isolation method, so I can't teleport out directly. ]

An entire dimensional wall is isolated and cannot be reached easily by teleportation.

Saiki Kusuo knew there were two ways to go back.

[-]. Restart Kousuke's different world travel machine. This kind of machine needs repair after being used once before it can be used a second time. He has also participated in the production, and the repair is no problem, but his ability to do fine things is not very good, and he will be confused in all aspects. slow.

two……

[The way to go back is to find something connected to the outside. ]

The two of them didn't understand, so they waited for Saiki Kusuo to explain.

[You all know my recovery ability. For example, if a piece of paper is torn off and divided into two halves, if one half stays in the original place, the other half is brought here by you.Then if I use my recovery ability, the note will fly in the direction of the other note, and as long as I grab it, we can go back together. ]

"Recovery is a rule of time, so it transcends certain physics..." Chrollo thought about its principle.

Saiki Kusuo interrupted: [This is not important, can you think of any such props you have on you? ]

The two strong men looked at each other.

Look at each other again.

Shaking his head.

"I don't carry this thing with me that was connected to other things a day ago." [This condition is also too difficult to achieve. ]

Saiki Kusuo thought: "Wait a minute, it wasn't a day ago, and then I remembered that it couldn't have been a day ago now."In the long term, I would conservatively estimate it to seven years ago. ]

Ilmikulolo:......

Well, I know it's getting harder again, but think about it.

"...Can you do it for seven years? Doesn't the price matter?" Chrollo was shocked, [Can he still use this ability on people? Is this the rejuvenation that the lady just mentioned? ]

It can also be used on the entire earth to restore everyone in the world to a year ago. Don't worry about this little thing, okay?

"If the conditions were as long as seven years ago, then yes." Yi Mi suddenly gave a suggestion.

Reliable big brother!Saiki Kusuo is waiting for Ilmi's answer. Ilmi has just thought about many things in his mind, and he is not sure which one it is.

Ilmi pointed at Chrollo.

What's wrong? Did Chrollo have conjoined twins 7 years ago?Ok give it a try.

"Me?" Chrollo was also surprised to be noticed by two people.

He didn't even think of anything himself, how could Yi Mi know it?

"The coat, this is a high-quality leather coat. Although it has been so many years, the leftover materials should still be on the mainland. Let's leave here first, and then Xiaonan will take us to the dark continent."

Chrollo slowly grabbed his coat, even though he was already wearing it: "...wait a minute, what will the coat become if it recovers?"

[The leather becomes a whole piece of uncut leather, and the decorative hair and parts are scattered...]

"No!" Chrollo refused decisively.

"Captain, you are a mature and informal leader." Yi Mi persuaded expressionlessly.

"It's not possible to call the group leader at this time, and if you think about it carefully, my coat was already made seven years ago!"

"Really?" Yi Mi asked.

"Really, not long after I left Meteor Street, I realized the need for image after conducting a large-scale operation. I started to customize the coat. I spent some time looking for leather and craftsmen. After considering the production process and matching... ...The final product was produced when I was 20 years old, and I am now 28 or 8 years old!" Chrollo explained rationally.

"Really? I remember that the Phantom Troupe incident happened at the end of the year eight years ago. When is Chrollo's birthday?"

"...the second half of the year."

"So Chrollo, you lied about your age. In fact, you are only 27 years old and your birthday has not come yet. The incident actually happened seven years ago."