Enter Hogwarts
Chapter 41 Aruba and Halloween
The next month was uneventful.
There was no sudden attack, no bad news, Dumbledore appeared in the auditorium every night for dinner, and the teacher who was lying in St. Mungo's could already go to the ground and wander around...
Except for the increasing amount of homework for the little wizards and the endless Quidditch training, everything seems... normal?
Until Severs the dog sneaked into the lounge.
"What's wrong?" Li Ang asked in confusion, "You have a poisonous leopard chasing you for a quick drink of syrup?"
"What the hell? What is jizhitangjiang?" Sevens asked doubtfully, and then whispered: "Shh, don't make any noise, we are in trouble!"
"Ok?"
Severns picked up the big kettle that Li Ang had placed on the coffee table and always carried it with him. He took two sips of Coke and then explained: "We wholesale the answer parchment to professors..."
"Today we will use it for fifth grade and seventh grade first!"
"And the most important thing is...Professor McGonagall, Professor Flitwick, and the others seem to have made a little improvement on our stuff..."
"The entire fifth grade and seventh grade did a whole day of problem solving today!"
"The Gryffindor fifth years said it was a disaster!"
"They answered one question after another on the parchment! Every time they finished answering a page, another page of parchment was refreshed!"
"They were asking where the parchment came from after class? Oh, Leon, we're done!"
"Oh..." Li Ang replied without interest, "So what?"
"Is it possible that professors can still tell them where the parchment comes from?"
"Professors McGonagall and Professor Flitwick certainly didn't say..."
"That's it."
"But Professor Binns said that he was full of praise for this thing..."
"what?"
Is that ghostly little old man that big-mouthed?
The two looked at each other, and both saw the word "danger" on the top of each other's head...
However, the two were not the first to be unlucky.
The first unlucky person was Frant, the chief product development CPO of Secret Eye.
While Leon and Sevens were eating furtively in the crowd, Frant wrapped his head in a scarf and sneakily ran to Hufflepuff's long table.
"Quickly, give me a chicken leg and that pumpkin juice, I'm starving!" Frant showed off the rice in his mouth while taking a big gulp of the drink.
Li Ang looked at Frant up and down and found that apart from being a little embarrassed, he was doing fine.
"Are you okay?" Frant began to complain to Severs, "What a fart!"
"You two didn't let the fifth graders block you, of course it's good for you!"
"Do you know how many people blocked me?"
"Except for Ravenclaw, the fifth years from the other three houses are here!"
"Especially our house and Slytherin, they are the most evil!"
"I've never seen them so united!"
Li Ang looked around: "Where's Senior Fiona?"
"Oh, her!" Frant swallowed another piece of toast and said, "She's fine, and she even brought a lot of Gryffindor girls to help me shield her..."
"She is a girl after all, no one is making things difficult for her..."
"Where's Frant?"
"Has anyone seen Gryffindor Frant?"
Before Frant finished speaking, a group of great wizards with messy hair and haggard faces rushed in from outside the auditorium door, looking around.
Li Ang turned his head again and found that Frant was no longer around the long table.
I looked down again, oh, it's under the table...
"Sevens and Li Ang are here!" one of them shouted, and a group of people cheered around.
"What do you want to do?" Sevens asked vigilantly. Although not many professors came to dinner tonight, there were still three or two at the main table.
"Sevens, we won't embarrass you. After all, you didn't make the answer parchment, so just tell us where Frant is!" said a fifth-year Gryffindor, "You know What did we go through today?"
"We did questions all day long! All day long!"
"From the first class at nine o'clock until now!"
Li Ang finished eating slowly, turned around and asked, "What happens after you find Frant?"
"What are you going to do?"
A Slytherin smiled ferociously: "Of course I threw him into the black lake to make a nest!"
"I'm going to use Frant's fat body to catch the big squid in the black lake!"
Li Ang shook his head and sighed.
"Everyone, although I don't know where Frant is, I have a better idea. Do you want to hear it?"
"Oh?" A group of fifth graders became interested.
"I heard... that in a school called 'Magic School' in Neon in the far east, there is such a method of punishment spread. They call it -"
“Aruba…”
"A... Luba?" A group of people muttered these pronunciations in confusion.
"Yes, Aruba," Li Ang chuckled, "The so-called Aruba is a group of people looking for a tree of the right size."
"Then carry the victim...ahem, the person who needs to be punished to the tree..."
"One person lifted his body, and the other two people each lifted a leg, and then stuck his crotch on the tree, rubbing it up and down..."
"Of course, don't use too much force, otherwise... big trouble will happen..."
A group of people were stunned.
Especially boys, they feel cold in their crotches.
Even Severns' mouth dropped open.
In Li Ang's view, campus bullying among British schools is simply childish.
Even Harry and his father's four-person team could only hang Snape upside down and take off his underwear. There was no innovation at all.
Where is the fun in Aruba?
Of course, he is not a devil. He has not come up with any of the more devilish methods seen in Japanese and Korean dramas...
Even so, a group of fifth graders also obviously breathed thicker, looking as if they were extremely excited.
"You really don't know where Frant is?" One of them still didn't believe it and asked again.
Li Ang made a gesture like a bear spreading his hands.
"Okay, brothers, let's go look elsewhere!"
"If we find that bastard Frant, let's let him experience it... what the hell?"
"Aruba!"
"Yeah, give him an Aruba!"
A group of people ran out again in a rage, not even eating.
Li Ang watched them leave in a hurry, then lowered his head and looked under the table.
Frant looked at Leon with a horrified look on his face, as if he was looking at a devil.
The big man hid under the table and shivered, and even the table shook along with it...
Li Ang didn't realize it at the moment.
Later, "Aruba" became popular throughout the European wizarding world, and was recognized as the top ten torture methods for school bullying...
Leon didn't see Frant all day the next day. He didn't know where he went, let alone whether he was caught by the fifth graders.
Because all his energy is occupied by two things.
Quidditch match between Hufflepuff and Gryffindor.
as well as……
The upcoming Halloween.
According to the law that something will happen on Halloween every year, Li Ang has no doubt that something will happen this year...
There was no sudden attack, no bad news, Dumbledore appeared in the auditorium every night for dinner, and the teacher who was lying in St. Mungo's could already go to the ground and wander around...
Except for the increasing amount of homework for the little wizards and the endless Quidditch training, everything seems... normal?
Until Severs the dog sneaked into the lounge.
"What's wrong?" Li Ang asked in confusion, "You have a poisonous leopard chasing you for a quick drink of syrup?"
"What the hell? What is jizhitangjiang?" Sevens asked doubtfully, and then whispered: "Shh, don't make any noise, we are in trouble!"
"Ok?"
Severns picked up the big kettle that Li Ang had placed on the coffee table and always carried it with him. He took two sips of Coke and then explained: "We wholesale the answer parchment to professors..."
"Today we will use it for fifth grade and seventh grade first!"
"And the most important thing is...Professor McGonagall, Professor Flitwick, and the others seem to have made a little improvement on our stuff..."
"The entire fifth grade and seventh grade did a whole day of problem solving today!"
"The Gryffindor fifth years said it was a disaster!"
"They answered one question after another on the parchment! Every time they finished answering a page, another page of parchment was refreshed!"
"They were asking where the parchment came from after class? Oh, Leon, we're done!"
"Oh..." Li Ang replied without interest, "So what?"
"Is it possible that professors can still tell them where the parchment comes from?"
"Professors McGonagall and Professor Flitwick certainly didn't say..."
"That's it."
"But Professor Binns said that he was full of praise for this thing..."
"what?"
Is that ghostly little old man that big-mouthed?
The two looked at each other, and both saw the word "danger" on the top of each other's head...
However, the two were not the first to be unlucky.
The first unlucky person was Frant, the chief product development CPO of Secret Eye.
While Leon and Sevens were eating furtively in the crowd, Frant wrapped his head in a scarf and sneakily ran to Hufflepuff's long table.
"Quickly, give me a chicken leg and that pumpkin juice, I'm starving!" Frant showed off the rice in his mouth while taking a big gulp of the drink.
Li Ang looked at Frant up and down and found that apart from being a little embarrassed, he was doing fine.
"Are you okay?" Frant began to complain to Severs, "What a fart!"
"You two didn't let the fifth graders block you, of course it's good for you!"
"Do you know how many people blocked me?"
"Except for Ravenclaw, the fifth years from the other three houses are here!"
"Especially our house and Slytherin, they are the most evil!"
"I've never seen them so united!"
Li Ang looked around: "Where's Senior Fiona?"
"Oh, her!" Frant swallowed another piece of toast and said, "She's fine, and she even brought a lot of Gryffindor girls to help me shield her..."
"She is a girl after all, no one is making things difficult for her..."
"Where's Frant?"
"Has anyone seen Gryffindor Frant?"
Before Frant finished speaking, a group of great wizards with messy hair and haggard faces rushed in from outside the auditorium door, looking around.
Li Ang turned his head again and found that Frant was no longer around the long table.
I looked down again, oh, it's under the table...
"Sevens and Li Ang are here!" one of them shouted, and a group of people cheered around.
"What do you want to do?" Sevens asked vigilantly. Although not many professors came to dinner tonight, there were still three or two at the main table.
"Sevens, we won't embarrass you. After all, you didn't make the answer parchment, so just tell us where Frant is!" said a fifth-year Gryffindor, "You know What did we go through today?"
"We did questions all day long! All day long!"
"From the first class at nine o'clock until now!"
Li Ang finished eating slowly, turned around and asked, "What happens after you find Frant?"
"What are you going to do?"
A Slytherin smiled ferociously: "Of course I threw him into the black lake to make a nest!"
"I'm going to use Frant's fat body to catch the big squid in the black lake!"
Li Ang shook his head and sighed.
"Everyone, although I don't know where Frant is, I have a better idea. Do you want to hear it?"
"Oh?" A group of fifth graders became interested.
"I heard... that in a school called 'Magic School' in Neon in the far east, there is such a method of punishment spread. They call it -"
“Aruba…”
"A... Luba?" A group of people muttered these pronunciations in confusion.
"Yes, Aruba," Li Ang chuckled, "The so-called Aruba is a group of people looking for a tree of the right size."
"Then carry the victim...ahem, the person who needs to be punished to the tree..."
"One person lifted his body, and the other two people each lifted a leg, and then stuck his crotch on the tree, rubbing it up and down..."
"Of course, don't use too much force, otherwise... big trouble will happen..."
A group of people were stunned.
Especially boys, they feel cold in their crotches.
Even Severns' mouth dropped open.
In Li Ang's view, campus bullying among British schools is simply childish.
Even Harry and his father's four-person team could only hang Snape upside down and take off his underwear. There was no innovation at all.
Where is the fun in Aruba?
Of course, he is not a devil. He has not come up with any of the more devilish methods seen in Japanese and Korean dramas...
Even so, a group of fifth graders also obviously breathed thicker, looking as if they were extremely excited.
"You really don't know where Frant is?" One of them still didn't believe it and asked again.
Li Ang made a gesture like a bear spreading his hands.
"Okay, brothers, let's go look elsewhere!"
"If we find that bastard Frant, let's let him experience it... what the hell?"
"Aruba!"
"Yeah, give him an Aruba!"
A group of people ran out again in a rage, not even eating.
Li Ang watched them leave in a hurry, then lowered his head and looked under the table.
Frant looked at Leon with a horrified look on his face, as if he was looking at a devil.
The big man hid under the table and shivered, and even the table shook along with it...
Li Ang didn't realize it at the moment.
Later, "Aruba" became popular throughout the European wizarding world, and was recognized as the top ten torture methods for school bullying...
Leon didn't see Frant all day the next day. He didn't know where he went, let alone whether he was caught by the fifth graders.
Because all his energy is occupied by two things.
Quidditch match between Hufflepuff and Gryffindor.
as well as……
The upcoming Halloween.
According to the law that something will happen on Halloween every year, Li Ang has no doubt that something will happen this year...
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