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Chapter 436: Provocation one by one
Xia Chuan's fingers beat like the wind, and a cheerful prelude sounded, followed by jumpy lyrics——
I held the meteor crescent knife in my hand and shouted loud slogans. Whoever is in front of me will sign up. If you have the ability, don’t run away.
I have been flying on the sword all my life. I have seen heroes bend their waists and fly as high as they can on cliffs and walls. I have practiced floating on the water in a boat.
The waves in the rivers and lakes are surging, look at how carefree I am wandering around, who knows who is suffering the most, even being second in the world is pretty good
The wind and rain come just in time. Who is better at martial arts than me? He can shake the mountains with a loud laugh. Escape from dangers in the world.
……
Before he finished singing, everyone was already laughing.
Only Shiyun felt a little uncomfortable. She didn't like her younger brother belittling herself in order to please her, so she said softly: "Little brother, do you think you are happy when you belittle your sister?"
Xia Chuan stared at him and said: "Sister, your unhappiness has killed [-] million brain cells in my mind. Now all I have left is a blank in my head. From now on, I will close the piano and go into seclusion. Drink and get drunk to relieve a thousand worries."
Putting the piano into Shiyun's arms, he raised his glass first: "Third brother, let me respect you first!"
Liu Zhenshan didn't believe that Xia Chuan was really angry, but he raised his glass cooperatively and the two drank it down.
Shiyun's cheeks turned red with anger, and she felt regretful in her heart. At the same time, tears of distress were rolling in her eyes. In a panic, he actually took her arm and said, "Can I admit that you are the master?"
Everyone trembled.
Only Xia Chuan suddenly laughed three times: "Ha-ha-ha! I'll think about it!"
Shiyun instantly realized that he had been deceived, and tears of anger fell down. He threw the piano onto the chair and beat him hard on the back.
Mengyi immediately came over to help her beat her up, and scolded: "You bastard, I asked you to bully Shiyun! You are still blank, I have to beat you up!"
Liu Zhenshan rushed to Xia Chuan and spread his hands helplessly: "You like to seek death so much."
Xia Chuan hurriedly begged for mercy: "Sisters, I'm full, stop fighting!"
As expected, the two women stopped, and Meng Yi threatened fiercely: "Hurry up and sing until we are both satisfied!"
Xia Chuan asked unconvinced: "Why are you still satisfied?"
Pfft, Liu Zhenshan is really convinced.
Mengyi hit me again, and Xia Chuan quickly begged for mercy again: "Good, good, good, I'll satisfy you too!"
Shiyun picked up the piano from his chair and put it back into his arms. Then Shi Shiran sat down, but his cheeks were burning. How could he have been deceived just now?
Xia Chuan hugged Qin, glanced at her and laughed again.
Everyone smiled, but he himself was quite happy.
Xiao Yun said worriedly: "Brother, don't you have a favorite song? We haven't heard it yet."
Xia Chuan immediately said with a moved face: "Sister, you are the only one who loves your brother the most. The following song is dedicated to my cutest sister Xiaoyun."
Mengyi's face immediately turned green. This was a clear provocation. Shiyun quickly signaled her to stop making trouble.
The sound of the piano suddenly sounded suddenly, his fingerings jumped like flying, and the melody danced happily. Xia Chuan followed closely and sang:
"Haha eh oh oh, ha eh yo oh oh, ha eh eh oh oh..."
Shiyun's heart tightened. He was really blank. Why was he just humming?
Xia Chuan suddenly said: "This feels so good, so good! This feels so good, so so good!"
Shiyun felt a little relieved, at least there was a lyric.
On the contrary, Meng Yi was puzzled, isn't it full?Why has it become so vulgar?
“So cool, so cool!”
Everyone's hearts were in suspense. It was over. The genius really couldn't be hurt, but it was far worse than the original one.
Shiyun's heart was tightening again, why should I say I was unhappy?Why did I beat him when I was wrong?
Xia Chuan immediately followed up with a series of cheerful lyrics:
The sky is so bright and the earth is so wide
Love is so turbulent, heart is so turbulent
The song is so melodious and the song is so crazy
I am happy to see everything. Today I am happy!
Everyone was suddenly enlightened after listening to this song. This song exaggerates the joy, and then bursts out, pushing the joy to the extreme. It no longer feels vulgar, but an uninhibited vent of joy. From this, it seems that Xia Chuan is completely funny. Yun, it's nothing wrong, otherwise why would you be so happy after being beaten?
The soul is so free and the spirit is so free
Love is so turbulent, heart is so turbulent
Turn into a ray of light and blind all injuries
I am happy to see everything. Today I am happy!
……
The sound of the piano suddenly stopped, and it was clear and crisp. Liu Zhenshan and the other men immediately clapped their hands and applauded, lest the two women should express their dissatisfaction.
Shiyun and Mengyi really didn’t say anything. If it was just to enhance the New Year atmosphere, this song was impeccable.
Instead, Xiaoyun pouted and said, "Brother, didn't you give it to me? Why do you feel so good about it?"
Everyone suddenly collapsed, their feelings were so bad that they didn't take her to have fun with them?
Xia Chuan laughed loudly: "Sister, my brother vomited blood today and you are satisfied with it. What is your ideal?"
Xiaoyun's cheeks were slightly red: "Where do I get my ideals? I do have dreams."
"Oh, I'm talking about dreams." Xia Chuan immediately changed his mind.
Xiaoyun's cheeks turned redder, but everyone was in high spirits and waiting expectantly.
"Forget it, stop singing." Xiao Yun gave up.
Everyone looked disappointed. What is this little girl's dream?
But Xia Chuan laughed: "Sister, if you don't tell me, I will make a blind guess. After singing, you have to recognize it or not."
Everyone smiled, is there anyone so domineering?
Xiao Yun said noncommittally: "You sing."
The music was tinkling and the rhythm was still cheerful. Everyone laughed before they heard the lyrics. This was definitely a ridiculing song.
Sure enough, Xia Chuan sang with a cheerful rhythm, and it turned out to be a female voice:
Although my figure is not perfect, it is still very well-proportioned.
I don’t look as good as Wang Zhaojun, I’m pink and tender
I'm quite young and I lose all face if I don't go out.
My sisters all say I'm too stupid and always ask me to go on blind dates.
I am more depressed than anyone else, no one understands my heart
I don't ask him to be handsome, I just want him to do his job
It's a pity that all the men I meet are just floating clouds.
No one can really marry me
Girl wants to get married, give me a kiss
One day I'll catch up with Ning Caichen
Girl wants to get married and want to tie your heart
……
Before the song was finished, everyone was already grinning. Xiaoyun was embarrassed and angry, and picked up the wine bottle. Mengyi was so scared that she hurriedly stopped her: "No, no, no, you'll be beaten to death!"
Xiaoyun shouted in shame and annoyance: "I'll beat him to death!"
"Who can I kill to sing for you? My brother is still useful. I'll help you beat him a few times." Mengyi took the bottle of wine off her and helped her come over to beat Xia Chuan.
Liu Zhenshan and others were trembling with laughter, and Xia Chuan was ready to commit suicide today.
But Xia Chuan was still asking: "Is there anyone who feels sorry for me?"
As a result, Shiyun also helped with a beating.
Xia Chuan hurriedly begged for mercy: "I'm really full this time, don't fight!"
The three women laughed and sat back happily waiting to listen to the song.
Xia Chuan's eyes turned to Anna, and he said sincerely: "Sister Anna, I feel that you are the only one who really loves me. The following song fulfills sister Anna's dream."
All the girls glanced at him and secretly said, "Just wait."
Anna was trembling with laughter, "You are provoking each other, but don't worry, I won't hit you no matter what you sing."
"That's great." Xia Chuan was relieved and everyone laughed.
I held the meteor crescent knife in my hand and shouted loud slogans. Whoever is in front of me will sign up. If you have the ability, don’t run away.
I have been flying on the sword all my life. I have seen heroes bend their waists and fly as high as they can on cliffs and walls. I have practiced floating on the water in a boat.
The waves in the rivers and lakes are surging, look at how carefree I am wandering around, who knows who is suffering the most, even being second in the world is pretty good
The wind and rain come just in time. Who is better at martial arts than me? He can shake the mountains with a loud laugh. Escape from dangers in the world.
……
Before he finished singing, everyone was already laughing.
Only Shiyun felt a little uncomfortable. She didn't like her younger brother belittling herself in order to please her, so she said softly: "Little brother, do you think you are happy when you belittle your sister?"
Xia Chuan stared at him and said: "Sister, your unhappiness has killed [-] million brain cells in my mind. Now all I have left is a blank in my head. From now on, I will close the piano and go into seclusion. Drink and get drunk to relieve a thousand worries."
Putting the piano into Shiyun's arms, he raised his glass first: "Third brother, let me respect you first!"
Liu Zhenshan didn't believe that Xia Chuan was really angry, but he raised his glass cooperatively and the two drank it down.
Shiyun's cheeks turned red with anger, and she felt regretful in her heart. At the same time, tears of distress were rolling in her eyes. In a panic, he actually took her arm and said, "Can I admit that you are the master?"
Everyone trembled.
Only Xia Chuan suddenly laughed three times: "Ha-ha-ha! I'll think about it!"
Shiyun instantly realized that he had been deceived, and tears of anger fell down. He threw the piano onto the chair and beat him hard on the back.
Mengyi immediately came over to help her beat her up, and scolded: "You bastard, I asked you to bully Shiyun! You are still blank, I have to beat you up!"
Liu Zhenshan rushed to Xia Chuan and spread his hands helplessly: "You like to seek death so much."
Xia Chuan hurriedly begged for mercy: "Sisters, I'm full, stop fighting!"
As expected, the two women stopped, and Meng Yi threatened fiercely: "Hurry up and sing until we are both satisfied!"
Xia Chuan asked unconvinced: "Why are you still satisfied?"
Pfft, Liu Zhenshan is really convinced.
Mengyi hit me again, and Xia Chuan quickly begged for mercy again: "Good, good, good, I'll satisfy you too!"
Shiyun picked up the piano from his chair and put it back into his arms. Then Shi Shiran sat down, but his cheeks were burning. How could he have been deceived just now?
Xia Chuan hugged Qin, glanced at her and laughed again.
Everyone smiled, but he himself was quite happy.
Xiao Yun said worriedly: "Brother, don't you have a favorite song? We haven't heard it yet."
Xia Chuan immediately said with a moved face: "Sister, you are the only one who loves your brother the most. The following song is dedicated to my cutest sister Xiaoyun."
Mengyi's face immediately turned green. This was a clear provocation. Shiyun quickly signaled her to stop making trouble.
The sound of the piano suddenly sounded suddenly, his fingerings jumped like flying, and the melody danced happily. Xia Chuan followed closely and sang:
"Haha eh oh oh, ha eh yo oh oh, ha eh eh oh oh..."
Shiyun's heart tightened. He was really blank. Why was he just humming?
Xia Chuan suddenly said: "This feels so good, so good! This feels so good, so so good!"
Shiyun felt a little relieved, at least there was a lyric.
On the contrary, Meng Yi was puzzled, isn't it full?Why has it become so vulgar?
“So cool, so cool!”
Everyone's hearts were in suspense. It was over. The genius really couldn't be hurt, but it was far worse than the original one.
Shiyun's heart was tightening again, why should I say I was unhappy?Why did I beat him when I was wrong?
Xia Chuan immediately followed up with a series of cheerful lyrics:
The sky is so bright and the earth is so wide
Love is so turbulent, heart is so turbulent
The song is so melodious and the song is so crazy
I am happy to see everything. Today I am happy!
Everyone was suddenly enlightened after listening to this song. This song exaggerates the joy, and then bursts out, pushing the joy to the extreme. It no longer feels vulgar, but an uninhibited vent of joy. From this, it seems that Xia Chuan is completely funny. Yun, it's nothing wrong, otherwise why would you be so happy after being beaten?
The soul is so free and the spirit is so free
Love is so turbulent, heart is so turbulent
Turn into a ray of light and blind all injuries
I am happy to see everything. Today I am happy!
……
The sound of the piano suddenly stopped, and it was clear and crisp. Liu Zhenshan and the other men immediately clapped their hands and applauded, lest the two women should express their dissatisfaction.
Shiyun and Mengyi really didn’t say anything. If it was just to enhance the New Year atmosphere, this song was impeccable.
Instead, Xiaoyun pouted and said, "Brother, didn't you give it to me? Why do you feel so good about it?"
Everyone suddenly collapsed, their feelings were so bad that they didn't take her to have fun with them?
Xia Chuan laughed loudly: "Sister, my brother vomited blood today and you are satisfied with it. What is your ideal?"
Xiaoyun's cheeks were slightly red: "Where do I get my ideals? I do have dreams."
"Oh, I'm talking about dreams." Xia Chuan immediately changed his mind.
Xiaoyun's cheeks turned redder, but everyone was in high spirits and waiting expectantly.
"Forget it, stop singing." Xiao Yun gave up.
Everyone looked disappointed. What is this little girl's dream?
But Xia Chuan laughed: "Sister, if you don't tell me, I will make a blind guess. After singing, you have to recognize it or not."
Everyone smiled, is there anyone so domineering?
Xiao Yun said noncommittally: "You sing."
The music was tinkling and the rhythm was still cheerful. Everyone laughed before they heard the lyrics. This was definitely a ridiculing song.
Sure enough, Xia Chuan sang with a cheerful rhythm, and it turned out to be a female voice:
Although my figure is not perfect, it is still very well-proportioned.
I don’t look as good as Wang Zhaojun, I’m pink and tender
I'm quite young and I lose all face if I don't go out.
My sisters all say I'm too stupid and always ask me to go on blind dates.
I am more depressed than anyone else, no one understands my heart
I don't ask him to be handsome, I just want him to do his job
It's a pity that all the men I meet are just floating clouds.
No one can really marry me
Girl wants to get married, give me a kiss
One day I'll catch up with Ning Caichen
Girl wants to get married and want to tie your heart
……
Before the song was finished, everyone was already grinning. Xiaoyun was embarrassed and angry, and picked up the wine bottle. Mengyi was so scared that she hurriedly stopped her: "No, no, no, you'll be beaten to death!"
Xiaoyun shouted in shame and annoyance: "I'll beat him to death!"
"Who can I kill to sing for you? My brother is still useful. I'll help you beat him a few times." Mengyi took the bottle of wine off her and helped her come over to beat Xia Chuan.
Liu Zhenshan and others were trembling with laughter, and Xia Chuan was ready to commit suicide today.
But Xia Chuan was still asking: "Is there anyone who feels sorry for me?"
As a result, Shiyun also helped with a beating.
Xia Chuan hurriedly begged for mercy: "I'm really full this time, don't fight!"
The three women laughed and sat back happily waiting to listen to the song.
Xia Chuan's eyes turned to Anna, and he said sincerely: "Sister Anna, I feel that you are the only one who really loves me. The following song fulfills sister Anna's dream."
All the girls glanced at him and secretly said, "Just wait."
Anna was trembling with laughter, "You are provoking each other, but don't worry, I won't hit you no matter what you sing."
"That's great." Xia Chuan was relieved and everyone laughed.
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