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Chapter 1401 What is Bragging?

When getting off work in the evening, Li Xiuyan got into a Rolls-Royce with Xiachuan without any hesitation.

The two seemed to be silent, but they were communicating through senses.

"There's a bug in this car."

“It’s been there for several years.”

"I see. We can give them false information at the critical moment."

"Let me tell you about the people in the center of the earth..." Xia Chuan told Li Xiuyan in detail all the battles he had with the people in the center of the earth.

"The one who planted the bug was the Earth's inner earth people?"

"Your idea is very unique. The technology in the Earth's core is far beyond your imagination. We only need an invisible monitoring spacecraft in orbit to monitor anyone's conversations and location. However, we cannot monitor their souls."

"Their aircraft are round?"

"of course."

"What realm have you reached now? How far is it from the highest realm of the people in the center of the earth?"

"If you had asked me before last night, I wouldn't have known. But now it's clear. Without using willpower, they are equivalent to level 3 warriors in the Earth's core, but their highest level is level 9."

"You have never used your willpower to fight?"

"of course."

"Okay, always keep a trump card. So what level am I?"

"Oh, level zero."

Li Xiuyan's chest trembled with anger, and she asked depressedly: "I don't even meet the standards of a geocentric warrior?"

"That's right. Any level one warrior can kill you in seconds, but Su Yi is level one. The two who were strangled by me and Lao Dao in the end were both level two warriors."

"I am similar to Sister Su Yi."

"You haven't seen her for a long time. She can now travel through time and space." Xia Chuan explained the travel through time and space in detail again.

"I also want."

"How do you want to die?"

"Oh, I can choose?"

"of course."

"Just kill me, if I don't survive, I'll have no regrets."

"Uh... this, I can't."

Li Xiuyan turned her icy face to Xia Chuan and asked softly, "Everyone on the street can do it, but you can't?"

Xia Chuan: “…”

……

The two walked into Xia's house and noticed that there were guests. Li Xiuyan went straight to the restaurant.

Xia Chuan walked into the living room, where a tall and strong black man was sitting alone. It was obvious that no one in the Xia family was interested in chatting with him, which made him very lonely.

Seeing Xia Chuan, the black man instantly smiled, like a morning glory blooming, and greeted him with a laugh: "Mr. Xia Chuan, I am Johnson. I brought you a hundred kilograms of Buddha statue as a gift, but it was all confiscated, but they said it would not affect your treatment of me."

He consciously did not shake hands because he has AIDS.

Xia Chuan stretched out his hand and smiled, "I have heard of your name, Magic, for a long time. You are the strongest defender in history. I admire you very much."

AIDS is transmitted through body fluids; there is no danger in shaking hands.

The magician was immediately moved. No one in the Xia family was willing to pay attention to him. Even if they brought a hundred Buddha statues, it would not be enough to keep him from being kicked out. However, Xia Chuan did not show any disgust. He held Xia Chuan's hand tightly and said, "I admire you even more. You are the greatest doctor in the world."

"Well, I will restore you to your peak condition. You will create miracles again and be more brilliant than before."

Xia Chuan poured a glass of water from the water dispenser and handed it to Johnson.

Johnson looked at the water worth $600 million, took it with great solemnity, and drank it all in one gulp.

Then surprise appeared in his eyes.

After a full minute, he returned to normal and said in great surprise: "Thank you, I really feel back to my best condition. There is nothing more precious than health in this world. I finally understand life."

He was filled with emotions.

Before getting married, he was the most famous basketball star, and he was also very adorable, winning the favor of countless women. He had relationships with at least 3000 women, and then of course he got pregnant. When the diagnosis was made, he had just been married for ten days.

He was prepared for his wife to leave him and confessed.

As a result, his wife hugged him and cried, but finally chose to fight the disease with him.

However, his illness became more and more serious. Yesterday morning, he suddenly had an idea to exchange all his property for 100 Buddha statues and ask Xia Chuan to cure his illness.

When I told my wife about it, she strongly opposed it.

But Johnson had made up his mind, and his wife finally chose to divorce and left him.

Johnson then realized that it was not his fault. With a healthy body, he could regain wealth and he would never touch another woman again. Everything was perfect. But his wife could not bear to lose everything, even for just one day.

……

Xia Chuan walked into the restaurant. All the girls had stern faces. Chu An Ning said sternly, "Go wash your hands."

Xia Chuan went to wash his hands dejectedly, then came back and sat down.

This time, the girls all looked much better.

Instead, Xia Chuan ate in silence.

The old Taoist suddenly burst into laughter.

Xia Chuan finally smiled. The girls were laughing so much that the room was filled with joy. How could this girl still be angry?

Xiao Feng took the opportunity to smile sweetly and said, "Brother, come up with another question and we'll decide who will accompany you tomorrow night."

Xia Chuan said in shock: "Didn't it all get decided this morning?"

Xiao Feng glared at him: "Then it's decided to be tonight. One question will last a lifetime? Aren't we growing up?"

The girls giggled.

Li Xiuyan didn't mind at all. It would be strange if they could defeat Xiachuan.

Xia Chuan suddenly smiled and said, "Okay. It seems that you have studied "One Hundred Thousand Whys" hard today. Then I will tell you another one that you have all heard of."

The girls suddenly became nervous. They had experienced this "question that everyone has heard before". The simpler the question, the harder it was to answer.

"Excuse me, where does the word 'bragging' come from?" Xia Chuan asked after a quick glance.

The girls were dumbfounded again.

The old Taoist laughed again.

Han Mei looked at Mu Gengzi and Guihua and thought that they, as two country people, should know the answer.

But they are girls after all, I really don’t know.

The old Taoist secretly sighed in his heart, no matter how hard these women tried, it was useless. Xia Chuan could tell before asking whether they could all answer the question. If not, he would change the topic immediately. The one they answered must be something that none of them knew. How could they possibly answer it?

None of the girls knew the answer, but they all figured out the key: they could never win.

Then he ate with a resentful look on his face, without asking for the answer.

Instead, the old Taoist explained, "Have you never seen pigs being slaughtered in the countryside? There are only two tools for slaughtering pigs, one is a sharp knife, and the other is an iron bar. The purpose of this iron bar is to cut a hole in the pig's calf after bleeding, insert the iron bar between the skin and flesh, poke out an air inlet, and then blow air with your mouth.

Such a pig is easy to skin and shave. The job of blowing up a pig is not something that ordinary people can do. You can't blow up a cow's skin. If someone says that he can blow it up, then he is just bragging. So bragging is just bragging. "

The women were sweating terribly, and I, the old Taoist, knew all about it. How embarrassing!

Xiao Feng asked indignantly: "Why blow it with your mouth? It would be better to use an air pump."

The old Taoist smiled and said, "You will know if you try it. It tastes like rubber."

Xiaofeng was speechless.

Mu Gengzi and Guihua were particularly ashamed.

Only Li Xiuyan's smile was as beautiful as a flower.


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