Go back to 1990 to start a business

In the studio, the audience almost laughed to death because of Xia Chuan and Fei Fei.

Zhou Huimin is very smart, but she is not the type to be funny. However, she doesn't need to speak at all. She can just be used as a prop for the two people to argue about, and there is no sense of redundancy at all.

Fei Fei asked with a smile: "Look, Hui Min and I are such kind people, how can we be as rich as you?"

Zhou Huimin looked amused. There is a premise hidden in these words, which is that you can only be rich if you are not kind.

Xia Chuan answered seriously: "Making money is a man's job, and a woman should find a rich man to marry. It's another matter if you can't get married. Huimin must consider it carefully. Some opportunities must be seized, such as me..."

The audience burst into laughter, and Huimin blushed slightly: "I have a boyfriend."

Hahaha, Fei Fei seamlessly connected: "I bet someone as gullible as Huimin would be replaced by you in a movie. How about you invest in a blockbuster movie for her? I can also make a cameo appearance."

Xia Chuan sighed: "I have always wanted to make a science fiction film, the Three-Body series, but the current computer special effects are not mature enough. Huimin can play the role of the number one, and you are just right for the guest role of an alien..."

Everyone burst out laughing.

Fei Fei said seriously: "You have to know how to appreciate a woman like me, the legendary treasure girl..."

Xia Chuan was so scared that he quickly stopped her: "Don't, Huimin is the only one who can call a girl. There are some truths that only girls understand, and some truths that only women understand. For example, Huimin only understands that eating in the middle of the night will make you fat.

But at your age you understand: If you can’t eat in the middle of the night, why is there a light in the fridge?”

Everyone burst into laughter.

Fei Fei said cheerfully: "I have decided to start losing weight. I am a very self-disciplined person. Since I said I want to lose weight, I will keep saying it."

Huimin smiled and said, "The world is so big, you should go and see it. You will lose weight if you see it."

Xia Chuan added: "Hui Min is right. Let's buy a globe. Not only can we look at it, but we can also turn it around."

Everyone was laughing so hard that they couldn't straighten their backs.

Fei Fei smiled and said, "I really want to have a relationship where your mother gives me 10 million to let me leave you. By the way, how many pounds do you like in a girl?"

The audience started rubbing their bellies.

"When you mentioned this, I remembered that paintings and calligraphy are sold by the length in Hong Kong auctions. I was wondering, don't you feel ashamed to sell art by the length?"

Fei Fei laughed out loud: "You are in trouble. Huimin's paintings are also sold by the meter!"

Huimin covered her face and said, "I am ashamed."

"I'm talking about the one who sells paintings. Huimin is a painter. By the way," Xia Chuan turned to Zhou Huimin, "How come we are like twins? We know the same things. Haven't you tried to start a business?"

The audience burst into laughter.

Huimin blushed as she said, "How can I compare with you? I can't sing or draw. I don't even dare to think about running a business. I'm still counting money after being sold off."

Fei Fei clapped her hands and shouted, "How can you say no? Hui Min also writes lyrics, composes music and sings, let's have a competition! Let him know that Hong Kong women are treasures, starting with Xia Chuan."

This turn of events made everyone burst into laughter.

Xia Chuan smiled and said, "What do you want to hear?"

"Of course, you should sing about the woman in Hong Kong who makes you fall in love with her the most. Your song must include her name. Let's get started."

Everyone suddenly felt a surge of adrenaline. This was simply too exciting. Who was the woman Xia Chuan was going to sing about?

Huang Xiuhua in front of the TV suddenly widened her eyes, her heart almost bursting out, this is not funny, Xia Chuan must not be singing Zhou Huimin! He is too disdainful to compete with others, who else could it be? Besides me, who else does he know?

Xia Chuan smiled and sang:

Watching the prosperity while drunk, twisting the quicksand with my hands

A few candles burn out the sunset, and I can recite poems alone.

Laugh at me for making the ground my home, wandering around the world

May I ask if this is you, Miss Xiu'er?

Huang Xiuhua was suddenly struck by lightning and tears rolled down her cheeks. She really lived up to my mad love for her.

The audience was stunned by the beautiful lyrics and melody, which was a completely new style. The voice was especially perfect. Huimin was very close and felt it even more deeply. She was deeply shocked. This is true talent.

Watching the prosperity while drunk, twisting the quicksand with my hands

When will I wake up? The wind pushes the window frame, and we talk about wine at midnight.

Wrong makeup, eyebrows like paintings, looking back at the shadow of the tree

Ask the girl Xiu'er again, is this you?

A family in the mountains, egrets and reeds

A pond of clear water with duckweed and lotus

In my dream, I married you, and my cheeks blushed

I hope he wears golden armor and rides a white horse

Outside the pavilion, the thin gauze is visible, and the wind scares away the lone crow

A song of lovesickness brewed into wine and swallowed

I paint for you, copying this midsummer

I want to ask Yue Lao but he doesn't answer

……

After the song, the audience froze.

Fei Fei and Hui Min took a deep breath. If they hadn’t seen it with their own eyes, they really couldn’t believe that a song of this level could be sung so easily?

If Xia Chuan sang someone else, it might be the previous work, but he was talking about Xiu'er.

Huang Xiuhua was already sobbing in front of the TV, feeling that all the efforts were worth it.

Fei Fei finally spoke, looking unconvinced: "If you sing me, I won't believe it. Don't you have any feeling at all? Can you sing it?"

The audience started rubbing their bellies again.

Xia Chuan's expression was somewhat painful: "Of course I can, but I'm afraid you'll have a heart attack after hearing this."

Hahahaha, everyone burst into laughter.

Fei Fei said with a smile: "Don't worry, the heart of a Hong Kong woman, if you don't agree, you can use a ruler to measure it, it can kill 9.6 million square kilometers in seconds."

Everyone just laughed out loud.

Xia Chuan said reluctantly: "Okay, then I'll go all out. If you can't bear it, you can stop at any time. Don't wait until it's too late to send you to the hospital."

Everyone was getting more and more excited, and Fei Fei laughed and said, "Even if I didn't have time, I would still die of laughter."

"Ok." Xia Chuan stood up, and everyone was shocked. Fei Fei asked in surprise: "Do you still need to be so loud?"

"Of course, it's more impressive when standing. Sit tight, I'm going to start singing." Xia Chuan reminded the two seriously.

Everyone was waiting with amusement on their faces, and Huimin had already covered her mouth to prevent herself from laughing like a pig.

Feifei rubbed her heart, feeling a little worried.

Xia Chuan suddenly spoke, as violently as if a bolt of lightning had broken the earth:

Knife, knife, knife, what kind of knife is that?

Knives, knives, knives, butcher's knives

One knife after another, one ...

My youthful bird has flown away

Time is a butcher's knife

Black fungus, purple grapes, soft bananas

The race against time

My friend, you should become famous as early as possible.

Time is a butcher's knife

No passion, no feeling, no sentiment

Love is not reliable.

Surrounding this castle, chattering

Knife, knife, knife, what kind of knife is that?

Knives, knives, knives, butcher's knives

Cut the green river grass one by one

Only one chrysanthemum is left, swaying in the wind

……

After Xia Chuan finished singing, everyone burst into laughter.

Zhou Huimin covered her mouth and laughed so hard that she trembled. This was really a test of Fei Fei's tolerance.

The fat solidified there.

Xia Chuan sat down and asked carefully, "Are you okay?"

Fei Fei sighed, "Do you know why I am still alive? I can't swallow this anger if I don't take revenge."

Xia Chuan quickly offered his courtesy: "Sister, how can I make you die?"

Everyone burst into laughter and Zhou Huimin almost fell on the mahjong table.