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Chapter 74 The sound is so loud that it scares the chickens from laying eggs

Ning Xiran and Yun Yan quickly got started. The two of them became more and more addicted. In the end, they even competed to see who could reach the finish line first.Netizens in the live broadcast room instantly became a cheerleading team, cheering for their idols!

Grandma Shi, who was weeding in the field nearby, saw that the little girls were so happy and optimistic, and her mood improved. Young people have good energy, and the little brother who was taking the photo was also very happy. She didn't expect the two of them to be so arrogant.

On the other side, Jiang Chao and Li Cheng were moving bricks. Don’t get me wrong. They were really moving bricks. When they received the task of moving bricks in the afternoon, they were also confused.

Ever since I received the mission, all the barrage in the live broadcast room was hahahahaha. It was so funny. The self-deprecating "moving bricks" that usually work as workers was actually encountered by them.

"Hahaha, I can laugh at this joke for 100 years."

"Hahahahaha"

“I’ll tell you personally what moving bricks is!”

"After watching their group, I never dare to say that I will move bricks again."

"Fortunately, Teacher Li and Teacher Jiang got it."

"I suspect you are the fan upstairs."

"You guessed it right, I came here specifically to thank these two teachers."

"You're too bad upstairs, but I like it, hahahaha."

"I laughed out loud while I was at work, and all my colleagues in the office looked at me, feeling a little embarrassed."

……

Fortunately, Jiang Chao and Li Cheng are boys, especially Li Cheng, who usually has a tough guy image on screen, so netizens are not worried about them not being able to complete their work. On the contrary, they all come to watch the fun.The live broadcast room was extremely lively.

The two of them had a lot of fun moving bricks, and they cooperated very well. They even discussed how to reward themselves with the money they earned while moving bricks.

Qi Fang and Li Xue group.

They were given the task of collecting eggs and cleaning chicken manure. Qi Fang very gentlemanly asked Li Xue to collect the eggs and clean the chicken manure himself.

Before going, Qi Fang specially found a mask and put it on. Although he didn't like cleaning chicken manure, Li Xue was a girl, so he still left the dirty work to himself.

Li Xue was extremely resistant to collecting eggs and cleaning chicken manure, but she was still willing to collect eggs compared to sweeping chicken manure, which was dirty and tiring.

Qi Fang asked the owner of the chicken farm for some cleaning clothes, put on his rubber shoes, brought a broom, shovel and trolley and went to work.

Because it is a rural area, the chicken farm is semi-open. The chickens usually roam outside and return to the chicken shed to sleep at night.

Qi Fang's job this afternoon is to clean the chicken shed. Although the smell inside is a bit strong, fortunately, the owner of the chicken farm is a diligent person and the environment inside is not bad. The masks that Qi Fang had prepared in advance were lined up at this time. use.

The owner of the chicken farm is a middle-aged uncle. Since it was the first time someone came to help with the work, he patiently explained and demonstrated it when Qi Fang came in. Qi finished school very quickly. After the first cart of chicken manure was loaded, the uncle finally finished. not worried.

Because Li Xue was afraid of the smell, she did not follow him into the chicken shed but stayed outside to wait for the uncle. The uncle looked at Li Xue's exquisite clothes and shook his head gently.

I thought it was understandable that the little girl loves beauty and doesn’t want to wear the work clothes here. Forget it, let’s arrange for her to pick eggs outside!

The uncle took Li Xue around and told her that those places were where chickens might lay eggs. He also demonstrated how to pick up and put them, and where to put them after picking them up. Then he gave her a basket and let her go to work.

Li Xue never thought that it would be so difficult to pick up an egg. When she saw that the egg shell was still stained with chicken feces, she was so disgusted that she almost vomited.

Every time she squatted down to pick eggs from the grass, her exquisite skirt would get stained with dirt and dirt on the ground. She now regretted why she didn't change her clothes like the best actor Qi did.

Seeing such a bad environment, she really wanted to quit working if it weren't for the live broadcast, but thinking about the image she had managed in the past, she had to endure it. She just had to endure it this afternoon, and she could do other tasks tomorrow.

Seeing the tasks assigned to their idol, the fans were not happy and complained about her, which even caused a fight between fans and passers-by.

"Xuexue, thank you for your hard work, the program team is not a good person!"

"The environment is so dirty, how can we let Xuexue go? Can't we arrange individual work?"

"Don't come to variety shows if you're afraid of getting dirty. Not all guests have the same job."

"That's right, I used to help my mother pick up eggs like this when I was a kid!"

"Can you compare with our idol?"

"Why, your idol doesn't want to live in the world, fans follow his idol."

"Don't go too far. You can say that I am okay, but you can never say that I am an idol!"

"Sit back and wait for you to overturn, hahahaha."

……

Originally, everyone watched the live broadcast with a happy mood, but at most they felt that Li Xue was a bit out of touch. When the fans made a fuss, the audience suddenly lost their goodwill and went to watch other people.

Li Xue didn't know that her fans had ruined her carefully maintained image, because at the moment she was picking up eggs with disgust, and she might never eat eggs again from now on, it was so disgusting.

After picking up the first basket of eggs, Li Xue was already so tired that her eyesight turned black. After a brief rest, she set off again. Fans who watched the scene expressed their distress.

When half of the second basket was picked up, they came to a place. The hen had just laid eggs and was still there. Li Xue didn't want to come here again, so she thought of driving the hen away and picking up the eggs. .

She tried to drive the hen away loudly, but the hen ignored her at all. Li Xue picked up a longer branch to drive the hen away. When she used the branch to drive the hen away, she may have angered the hen. .

The hen that ignored her just now became angry immediately, waving its wings and pounced towards Li Xue. The nearby roosters also came to help, so several chickens appeared to besiege her.

Li Xue waved the branches randomly and ran away screaming, but several big roosters were chasing her. When Qi Fang and his uncle heard the sound and ran out, they saw this scene.

While running, Li Xue slipped and fell. Her delicate dress was now covered in chicken feces and chicken feathers. Her delicate hairstyle was also scattered. The few chicken feathers on her head were particularly funny.

At this moment, Li Xue finally couldn't hold it anymore and broke down crying. Following the filming, Qi Fang and her uncle gathered around to help her drive away the big rooster, and then helped her up and comforted her.

Qi Fang's mouth twitched again and again as he looked at Li Xue's miserable state, wondering what he had done to make it so miserable.

The uncle said to the guy who was following him, "You should take her back to rest first. There was too much noise just now. I'm worried that the chickens were frightened and they won't lay eggs tomorrow."

After the uncle said what he said, Li Xue's face turned black with anger. It was obvious that she was the one who was frightened, and then she walked away angrily.

I threw the skirt away when I got back. After taking several showers in the bathroom, I still felt like I smelled like chicken shit. I was so angry that I didn’t even eat dinner. The program crew deducted 20 yuan for not completing the task. I almost fainted when I saw black eyes. fall.

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