After the entire network was hacked, I bound to the Pinxixi system

Chapter 24: Laughing to death, who works overtime without pay?

[@code010: I’m the only one who noticed that Zhong Xi sounded a little high-spirited?Ha, man~]

After all, there is a limit to what can be praised about a project. In less than half an hour, Wenjia praised all the aspects that could be praised, and successfully praised himself until he was at a loss for words.

But it doesn't matter, there aren't many things in the arcade, there are just a lot of items.

So Wenjia encouraged Zhongxi to move to the next event - bowling, and the other party agreed without saying a word.

This is the first time she has experienced the charm of green tea since she appeared on the show. Sure enough, it is so refreshing.

Zhong Xi was throwing the ball hard, and Wen Jia was shouting "come on". The main thing was to participate.

come on, come on, come on……

"boom!"

"Whoa!"

Wenjia looked at the smashed bowling machine and was stunned.

save!On Love TV, what should I do if the male guest smashes a hole in the game console when we go to the game arcade together?Do you want to praise him for his strength?

After pondering, pondering, and then suddenly realizing, Wen Jia looked at Zhong Xi apologetically:

"I may have misunderstood when I introduced myself on the first day, so you are a national shot put player by profession, right?"

Zhong Xi:......

Director Meow, who rushed over after hearing the news, spread his hands and said shamelessly: "This accident is not within the budget of the program team. Please pay for it yourself."

Wen Jia: "..."

Zhong Xi: "..."

The real heartbreak is not the fuss, but the empty wallet and the lifespan that lasts like a month.

Wenjia finally confirmed that no matter who these male guests were, as long as they stayed with her for more than an hour, she would directly lose a month of life.

Wenjia: What are you doing!Will you be punished by God if you step on a few boats? !

She didn’t bother with the problem!

Wenjia touched her conscience and swore that the four male guests were all her fault. They were innocent, they had not been tainted, they...

Wait, thinking about it this way, the theory of divine punishment seems to make more sense?

To put it another way, a fairy cannot get close to a mortal man, so every time she stays with a male guest for a long time, her health bar will drop significantly.

Perhaps, what she suffers from is not a genetic defect, but that she will become unlucky if she doesn't get close to men==

Assume that a different male guest is dated every day, and one month of life is lost each time...

Wenjia discovered with great sadness that if things continued like this, only Draft 101 might be able to accommodate her in the future, and no matter how hard she tried to recruit gangsters, she would not be able to withstand such a miserable life.

What is more painful than her are some unlucky viewers who just want to knock CP but are always accidentally hurt by her.

[@ Pretty Boy Xiao Sun: She is indeed Wenjia. Others praise her achievements to deceive her body and mind, but she can boast about the results of making money and killing people. 】

[@ Feichangxindong: I’m in so much pain. Really, this is nothing like the romance I imagined!Why?Why? !Why is the whole style of Lian Zong's painting not right when Wen Jia is around? ! 】

[@是九九娜: I testify that this is true. Every time Feng Tianfan and Wen Jia eat at the same table, he has to think for a second and a half before picking up the food. This shows that he has a deep psychological shadow. 】

[@两心同: Our family climbed half of the mountain, and the whole thing was swollen two and a half times...]

[@乐乐是我 Zai: Forget it, Le Zai spent a whole day trying to figure out the relationship between liking Tang Shuning and not liking Feng Tianfan. 】

[@无义: When it came to Zhong Xi, Wen Jia finally started to behave. I thought it was destined by fate, and this time I was finally ready to kowtow, but the result...]

[@ Different Fireworks: Who in the family understands?I've been watching romance dramas for five or six years, and this is the first time I've seen male and female guests work together to smash a hole in the date venue! ! !Is this something a normal human being can do? 】

[@ Feicangxindong: After following variety shows for so many years, I hate those variety show stars who take scripts the most. But this time, I just want to beg Director Meow - give Wen Jia the script!Can you please stop letting her let herself go everywhere to attract male guests? 】

[@无义: Give her the script!play!All performed for me!Holding hands for one day and hugging for two days, kissing for three days and making trouble for four days. If you can't achieve this effect, you're done. Your third season is even more confusing than your second!Go through the center of the earth!Turned into a pile of shit! 】

[@wangwang: No, just a passer-by. Not long after I entered the live broadcast room, I really couldn’t understand. It was Zhong Xi who smashed the machine. If you don’t scold him, why did you give Wen Jia the script? 】

This question was exactly on point, and the unlucky spectators who had nowhere to spread their anger immediately changed their guns——

[@ Feichangxindong: Is it useful to give Zhong Xi a script? !I'm not smart to begin with, but if I get together with Wen Jia, I'll be tempted to form a group and debut! 】

[@林林子: That’s right, can we not know about Zhong Xi’s acting skills?If he had this thing, could he break up with Ling Fei yesterday? 】

[@wangwang:……]

The recording mode of "Heartbeat in progress" is to record five days and two days off. As soon as the live broadcast room was closed on the fifth day, Feng Tianfan, Qu Xi and Tang Shuning, three popular traffickers, left the villa directly to catch up on the backlog of announcements in the past few days.

Early the next morning, Ling Fei returned to the company, and Shen Ruxuan was also picked up by her family. The only ones left in the huge sea-view villa were Wen Jia and Yin Leqin, who were also in the entertainment industry but were not very popular so they didn't have to rush the announcement, and there was another Zhong Xi, who is not in the entertainment industry.

For other normal female guests, wouldn’t this be a great opportunity to be alone with other male guests to enhance their relationship and build goodwill?

But Wenjia: This is another price.

Fuck you, who works overtime without pay?

Answer: Wenjia.

It's her, it's her, it's her!

Today is the day when the first episode of the third season of "Heartbeat" is launched. Director Miao hopes that the guests who are still in the villa can film a special episode where they sit together and watch the finished product of the show.

So, after dinner, the three guests were caught in the living room.

To hit the point, Director Meow will not pay overtime because the relevant work content itself is included in the contract. If you don’t believe me, you can consult a lawyer who has colluded with the program team (bushi).

Wenjia belike: The clown is actually myself.

At the beginning of the show, eight guests appeared one after another. Later, the teacher thoughtfully added a clip introduction to each guest. After the seventh guest Zhong Xi appeared, a "High Energy Warning Ahead" suddenly appeared on the barrage. .

Yin Leqin was also deeply impressed by this scene: "Sister Wen Jia is about to appear."

In fact, Wen Jia thought it was okay, but in the same world, the joys and sorrows of human beings could not be understood. Anyway, Zhao Renyun, who was dragged to the computer by her roommate to watch this paragraph, was so embarrassed that she wanted to call the police.

What hatred or resentment? !

It is conceivable that after this episode is finished, there will definitely be a lot of people on Weibo asking for guidance on "Feng Tianfan's wife" Weibo.

Thanks to her usual crazy pursuit of stars, the whole hospital is now spreading a series of glorious stories about her as Feng Tianfan’s wife, including but not limited to crazy love-showing literature all over Weibo, rainbow fart literature, and posts posted everywhere to herself and Tianfan. Brother P’s wedding photos, etc. Even the counselor would say when checking the bed: “You are the one on Weibo... Feng Tianfan’s wife, right? I heard you want to wash your hair while standing upside down?”

Social death is nothing more than that.

In the past few days, Zhao Renyun couldn't find the same thrilling feeling he had when looking at the Feng Tianfan poster posted beside his bed.

Don't ask, the question is that Feng Tianfan's wife, who said she would always love Brother Tianfan, is dead. Now she is just an introverted and shy little girl walking in the world.

She is weak, fat, and cannot wash her hair while standing on her head.

On the same night, Hao Ruyu and his mother squatted in front of the TV early.

During the opening commercial, she pointed at the TV and vowed: "Mom, you will know how annoying Wen Jia is later."

"It's not urgent, please do mom a favor first." Hao Chunhua said, handing her the phone: "Post the name of this program, which channel, how to open it, etc. in the group, I will tell you Aunt Chen They said it, and everyone is waiting to watch it together."

She had made an appointment with her sisters a long time ago to watch the show together tonight. It doesn't matter if they don't appear in this episode, they will definitely appear in the future.

Hao Ruyu took the phone, and there was a very eye-catching name on it——

“Shanshui Passionate Tourism Group (Flowers) (Green Leaves)”

It was quite lively inside, with messages coming one after another.

True love is priceless: Chunhua, which channel should we watch? (Soybean question.gif) @春花Brilliant

Contentment: Has the show started yet? @春花Brilliant

The years are quiet and peaceful: Where is the big girl Chunhua?Why haven't you spoken? @春花Brilliant

Misty Cloud: I'm so anxious. If Chunhua doesn't come back, I'm going to go downstairs and knock on the door of her house! (Soybean Angry.gif)

The taste of happiness: Me too (Soybean Struggle.gif)

Seeing this, Hao Ruyu quickly started editing.

Brilliant Spring Flowers: It's coming, it's coming, the show is "Heartbeat Season [-]", on Apple Channel, turn on the TV #¥%*@¥#...and you can see it.

Misty Cloud: Received, thank you (Huangdou Smile.gif)

Contentment: Received, thank you (Huangdou Smile.gif)

……

A series of deathly smiling faces made Hao Ruyu's back feel hairy. Fortunately, the romance that finally started diverted her attention.

It started with the introduction of the program and the appearance of the guests. Hao Chunhua understood it well: "This program is quite interesting. It's like a blind date."

"That's different." Hao Ruyu retorted: "This is free love."

Hao Chunhua rolled her eyes at her: "What, your blind date is not a free blind date. When you meet, you will be tied to a sedan chair?"

Hao Ruyu choked, touched his nose angrily, and muttered: "That's not necessarily the case."

Hao Chunhua didn't hear it. She was looking at the screen excitedly and sending a message to the group: "Look, look, Xiaowen is out!"

As for the long string of words recited by Wen Jia Bo De Bo De, the old aunt didn’t quite understand, but she still sighed happily:

"Children these days are very powerful. They can wash their hair while standing upside down. Doesn't that scene look like your mother and I twirling a mop?"

Hao Ruyu, unable to complain: That's not the case...

But this matter, it was too difficult to explain to the mother of Village Netcom, and Hao Ruyu refused to cause trouble for herself.

When the screen showed Wen Jia chatting up Feng Tianfan, Hao Ruyu pointed at the TV excitedly as if he had caught some evidence:

"Mom, look at her. Feng Tianfan doesn't pay attention to her, but she still rushes to strike up a conversation. Doesn't this mean she's been rejected? It's so embarrassing!"

"Isn't this good?" Hao Chunhua wondered: "If you like it, you have to take the initiative. I think back then, your dad was handsome and rich, and his houses were built on the street. Many little girls in the town liked your dad, but they were too shy. What's the use of keeping it in your heart? Your mother and I are different. I just ask your grandmother to find a matchmaker to make peace. Isn't this the only way to give birth to a beautiful girl like you? "

"If you're half as good as Xiao Wen and you know how to act like a spoiled brat, I don't have to worry about you not being able to find a partner!"

Hao Ruyu never expected that this fire could actually burn back to him. His arrogance was reduced by half in an instant. He shrank his neck for fear that his mother would suddenly remember the last time she went on a blind date and ended up unilaterally forcibly marrying him. The thing that scares people away.

Fortunately, the screen showed the whole process of Wen Jia clumsily "helping" in the kitchen at the right time. He acted very hard, but the result was not worth mentioning.

Ah this.

Hao Chunhua nodded: "Xiao Wen's hands-on ability is indeed a bit lacking. At first glance, he looks just like you. He doesn't know how to work and has never cooked."

Although she was a little unhappy with the words "just like you" in her mother's mouth, Hao Chunhua finally admitted that Wen Jia was not good enough. Hao Ruyu was still very happy. She said, "Isn't it right? I didn't see her missing anything while eating." Eat, just do whatever you can’t do while working,”

"That can't be said." Hao Chunhua said: "Xiao Wen's intention to help with the work is good. It's okay if he doesn't know how to do it. Before I married your father, your grandmother was reluctant to let me do anything. , after marrying your dad, you will be able to do it naturally." Hao Chunhua said with a smile on her face: "Of course, your dad is reluctant to let me do it, so your mom and I have only been able to cook like this in my life, asking other people's little girls to be so good. What more to do?”

"And Xiao Wen is also very honest. He won't just say it. It's not like you. Every time I ask you to do a favor, I have to find a lot of excuses. You are either studying or busy working. There are so many things to do that you can't even sleep in the room." Don’t even have time to clean up?”

Hao Ruyu:......

I don’t understand at all, how did this topic go from Wenjia’s hands-on ability to the rural love story of her parents when they were young, and then suddenly boomeranged back to herself?

"Is there a possibility?" Hao Ruyu made a final struggle: "She didn't want to work, she was just acting and pretending to work hard?"

"Isn't that more like you?" Hao Chunhua suddenly became happy: "You are always like this every time when I urge you to work. You seem to be working very hard, and you can drag the whole house in half a minute. If you look carefully, I didn’t delay watching anything.”

She looked at her daughter and it was clearly written on her face: She has done this, so where on earth do she have the face to dislike others?

Hao Ruyu, sudden.

But soon, she had no time to discuss this work issue with Hao Chunhua.

The screen showed a scene of the guests preparing to rest in their respective rooms after the live broadcast. The screen turned and Wenjia stood in front of a room door. He raised his hand slightly and knocked on the door a few times.

There was a "click", and the door opened a crack. Just when the person behind the door was about to reveal his figure, the screen suddenly went dark.

When it lights up again, it's the ending theme and highlights.

Hao Ruyu:?

Hao Ruyu:? ! !

Whose door did Wenjia knock on again? ! ! !

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