After the college entrance examination, I took the seed system with me to join the army.

"Liao Xuebing!"

Chen Lu, who had just raised his feet to go up the stairs, suddenly heard a roar from upstairs and couldn't help but pause. A guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes appeared in his mind.

This guy's name has the same character as Wang Bing. Wang Bing talks a lot. Maybe it's because he has been in society for two years. He looks carefree and a little out of touch.

However, Liao Xuebing is not very talkative. Children from the north have thick and raised eyebrows. You can tell at a glance that they are people with bad tempers.

It is said that the other party has one thing in common with Tieniu, he also has a girlfriend.

As far as we know, they are the only two people in class three who have girlfriends. One has a bad temper and the other is indiscriminate. During his free time in the past two days, Chen Lu quietly analyzed whether men with flaws are more likely to arouse women's love. .

Now, you don't need to guess, it must be the onlookers who don't think it's a big deal, and the pointing of the recruits from other classes directly ignited the temper of this thick-browed brother.

There won't be a fight, right... Chen Lu was shocked, took three steps at a time, took two steps at a time, and ran up the stairs to the corridor.

"Tch! You're embarrassed and don't want others to see you."

"The corridor belongs to everyone, why should we be allowed to leave?"

On the stairs, Chen Lu also heard the voices of other recruits cursing.

After all, everyone is a young man of eighteen or nineteen years old, not to mention that everyone has been ravaged by their squad leader in the past few days, and no one has a good temper.

"TMD! Say it again."

Chen Lu rushed into the corridor in one breath and found that Liao Xuebing had taken off the water cup above his head. Like Zhang Fei from Yan, veins on his forehead and neck were erect, his face was red, and he was glaring fiercely at the recruits opposite.

Not to be outdone, the new recruits all stared angrily.

call!

Seeing that there was no fight, Chen Lu breathed a sigh of relief.

He had some impressions of the new recruits, but he didn't know which class they were from.

"Chen Lu!"

At this time, Liao Xuebing looked at Chen Lu who was rushing up. He was slightly startled, as if he thought of something, and immediately stopped.

"Shh! The squad leader is back, student, come back and stand still."

At this moment, Wang Bing quickly lowered his voice to remind him, and after speaking, his body quietly tensed up.

Liao Xuebing's heart trembled, and he quickly retreated to the wall, then quickly put the water glass back on his head, took a deep breath, and calmed down.

The new recruits who were watching the excitement around them also changed their expressions when they heard that the squad leader had returned. In the next second, they disappeared like frightened birds.

The corridor, which was originally tense, immediately became quiet.

monitor?

The monitor is back too?

Chen Lu turned around in confusion when he heard this, but he didn't see Xu Jiang at all. Soon, he understood that Wang Bing and the others had misunderstood that the squad leader had also come back.

"Cough cough!"

Chen Lu cleared his throat, raised his head and chest, glanced at Wang Bing and others who were standing in a row, and said seriously: "Stand still, you, and you, keep your stomachs in check."

what's the situation?

Everyone remained motionless, their eyes slanted, and they looked at Chen Lu doubtfully.

"No, brother, where is the monitor?"

For a moment, Xu Jiang was not seen, so Wang Bing couldn't help but speak.

Chen Lu looked serious: "Who are you calling? Remember, I will be your deputy squad leader from now on. Stand still, even if you are teased by other classes, don't you have some sense of shame?"

Deputy class head?

Everyone was a little confused.

Tieniu rolled his eyes, looked Chen Lu up and down, and said in surprise: "Which...Brother Lu, did something good happen to you today? This doesn't look like you."

Damn shame, the aftereffects are a bit overwhelming... Chen Lu was stunned for a moment, and smiled helplessly, but kept a straight face, still imitating Xu Jiang's sullen look.

Wang Bing's ears twitched, he listened warily to the movement on the other side of the stairs, and then smiled and said: "Brother Lu, stop joking. Didn't we agree that our own people will not get involved with our own people?"

"Hey! What are you doing with your ears? Can't you understand people? Call the deputy squad leader."

Chen Lu was serious.

"What do you mean? Are you really the deputy monitor?"

Wang Bing looked at Chen Lu in disbelief and took the cup off his head as he spoke.

"Yes, please call me deputy monitor from now on."

Tieniu saw Wang Bing take down the cup, turned to look in the direction of the stairs, then took off the cup above his head, and looked at Chen Lu in surprise: "Brother Lu, did I hear you correctly?"

Wang Bing seemed to have thought of something and grabbed Chen Lu, "What happened to you just now with the squad leader? Did you pay him?"

At this moment, other people also reacted, knowing that the squad leader had not come back yet, and they all took off the cups above their heads, but looked at Chen Lu with a bit complicated eyes.

Although everyone is now mentally prepared for Chen Lu to be the deputy squad leader, after all, his strength is there.

After training every day, everyone is so tired that they can fall asleep when they touch the bed. Let alone taking a shower, sometimes they don’t even have the energy to wash their feet. However, this guy still has the energy to take a shower every day. His physical fitness is very strong. Gotta push.

What's even more perverted is that he won the top spot in the college entrance examination.

Haha, until now, no one among them has figured out why the top scorer in the college entrance examination came here to serve as a soldier?

Wouldn’t it be nice to study at Tsinghua University, Peking University, or go directly to a military academy?

However, this is only the fourth day. Isn’t it too fast? It will take at least 2 weeks. Let’s see who is more comprehensive?

"How many days will it take you to become the deputy squad leader?" At this time, Wang Bing, holding a water glass in one hand, returned to his playful smile, "Has the squad leader fallen in love with your beautiful aunt?"

Chen Lu looked at this jerky guy and coughed: "What nonsense are you telling the truth? Don't you believe it?"

Tieniu came up to him and said, "Nonsense, you sneaked out with the squad leader just now, and when you came back you became the deputy squad leader. If there is nothing fishy, ​​I won't believe you even if you beat him to death."

"Ok!"

Wang Bing touched his chin and said thoughtfully: "I remembered that the monitor's eyes were wrong when he looked at the photo that day. Also, you gave the monitor a photo of your aunt."

"Tell me, have you done anything to disgrace your aunt?"

Wang Bing seemed to have come from the past and had a well-thought-out approach.

The monitor confiscated the photo, okay... Chen Lu complained in his heart.

As a result, before Chen Lu had time to explain, other recruits started to boo.

"666, there is definitely adultery!"

"By the way, Brother Lu's aunt is really beautiful. Brother Lu, how many aunts do you have?"

"Brother Lu, call me deputy squad leader."

"The one who has a girlfriend is called the deputy squad leader, and the one who doesn't have a girlfriend is called Brother Lu. I don't have a girlfriend yet."

As he said that, everyone gathered around.

Chen Lu looked at everyone warily, took a step back, and warned: "Don't make trouble, stand back, the squad leader will be back."

These guys haven't taken a shower for several days. Although they are ventilated in the corridor, if they fall into their trap, they will definitely be in a state of ecstasy.

Chen Lu made an analysis in his mind and found out that according to the ambient air quality index, it was divided into levels one to six. It was a good thing that these guys didn't move just now. If they moved together like this, the air pollution index in the corridor must have reached level six.

Wang Bing looked at Chen Lu, who looked wary, and said mischievously: "The squad leader is not here, you want to pee on top of us!"

After saying that, he kicked off the ground with both feet, lifted his body into the air, and pounced directly towards Chen Lufei.

call!

Before anyone arrived, a sour smell hit my face.

Chen Lu's expression changed, and he quickly stepped back. Looking at the other people who were about to move, he suddenly became wise and shouted: "Everyone from the third class is here, assemble."

Snapped!

Liao Xuebing, the tallest man, glanced at the corridor, took a step to the left, then turned, his right foot firmly leaning on his left foot, and his posture was straight.

Tread!

The next moment, small rhythmic steps sounded in the corridor, and everyone immediately lined up in a column with Liao Xuebing as the leader, standing at attention.

The movements are orderly and quick, and done in one go.

In the past few days, under the devilish training of the squad leader, they have become a conditioned reflex for passwords.

In an instant, the corridor became quiet.

"Fuck! Scared us, brothers, scared him to death. I'm responsible for that."

"Beat him for being such a jerk."

The next moment, everyone who reacted immediately dispersed and surrounded Chen Lu with bared teeth and claws.

It's too big... Chen Lu's expression changed, his feet suddenly exerted force, and with a lunge, he rushed out of the crowd just a second before the crowd formed a circle.

Bang!

Pushing open the door forcefully, Chen Lu rushed into the dormitory.

Tread!

The footsteps in the corridor were noisy and messy, and Liao Xuebing and Wang Bing followed closely behind him with a group of recruits.

"If you don't get punished well, don't blame me this time. The squad leader is following me and will be here soon."

At the critical moment, Chen Lu used his trump card.

There was no way, shit was the catchphrase of northerners, and southerners usually used insults when they cursed. Chen Lu didn't need to look back, he knew that Liao Xuebing and Wang Bing were following closely behind him.

It would be fine if we didn't take the lead, but everyone might just start talking.

However, someone is taking the lead now, especially Liao Xuebing, a northerner who has only one brain. If he doesn't stop his losses in time, his innocence may not be guaranteed.

Damn herding effect!

Squad leader, where are you... Chen Lu rushed into the dormitory and shouted in his heart. Since joining the army, he has never been so eager for Xu Jiang's appearance.

Sure enough, when they heard the word squad leader, everyone paused and turned to look behind them.

"What about people?"

Just when everyone thought they had been cheated again, a familiar roar sounded from the direction of the corridor.

"Damn it! The monitor is really back."

Liao Xuebing's heart trembled, and he immediately turned around and wanted to rush out of the dormitory, but he was quickly blocked at the door, because he was the first one just now, and now he was the last one.

With him was Wang Bing, who looked nervous.

Now, the two of them can only wait behind.

Pingling clang!

"Don't squeeze, you're stepping on my foot."

"This is my cup, don't kick it!"

Suddenly, the dormitory was abuzz.

call!

Unlike everyone's panic, Chen Lu breathed a sigh of relief and was sweating profusely.

When Liao Xuebing and Wang Bing rushed to the corridor, they found that the others were already standing close to the wall, the cups above their heads motionless, and everyone had serious faces.

The squad leader, who was 1.8 meters tall and stout, with a livid face and his hands behind his back, was standing there, feeling an invisible pressure coming towards him.

"report!"

Wang Bing looked at the squad leader with cold eyes, his heart trembled, he immediately stood up and spoke.

Liao Xuebing's expression changed, he stood at attention and shouted: "Report."

"What are you doing?"

The monitor's sharp eyes swept across the crowd, and finally he stared at the two of them coldly, his voice devoid of any emotion or emotion.

The entire corridor became eerily quiet. Everyone could hear each other breathing, but no one dared to make a sound.

After a moment, Wang Bing said bravely: "Report, squad leader, we just went to the bathroom."

"Is the bathroom in the dormitory? Do you want to poop on your own bed or mine?"

"Stand back immediately. No one is allowed to take the cup without my order..."

For a while, the only sound left in the corridor was Xu Jiang's roar.

in the dormitory.

When will I, the class vice president, be as dignified as Lao Xu?I'm still not perverted enough, I seem incompatible with this role... The top scorer in the college entrance examination felt a strong sense of shame and smiled bitterly.