After the college entrance examination, I took the seed system with me to join the army.

Chen Lu was startled, and quickly waved his hands and said: "Don't make noises, I can only do military style boxing."

After saying that, Chen Lu thought for a moment, looked at Xu Jiang, and asked tentatively: "Is Juntiquan okay?"

Xu Jiang scolded: "This is a cultural performance, don't make it like a street performer. If you have the ability, it's okay to have a chest-breaking performance."

Chen Lu: "..."

I really don’t know how to sing and dance, so what are I going to do here, show others monkeys?

After hesitating for a moment, Chen Lu looked at Zhang Laifu and suggested, "Zhang Laifu, are you coming?"

The scene of eating a big white worm alive in the afternoon refreshed Chen Lu's understanding of this guy, he was brave enough.

As a result, Zhang Laifu shook his head like a rattle and said, "I was forced to become a soldier because I was addicted to the Internet. I don't know what talent I have."

Chen Lu immediately looked at Tieniu.

Tieniu spread his hands, with a troubled expression on his face, and said with a wry smile: "Brother Lu, don't look at me anymore. I can do somersaults and play monkey. Does this count?"

After saying that, Tieniu looked at the squad leader.

"You want people to treat you like a monkey, I don't care."

Xu Jiang behaves like a bachelor.

Everyone looked at each other in silence, and the scene suddenly became quiet.

In an instant, Xu Jiang glanced at everyone, and then said: "I don't care what method you use, you have to go up alone anyway. Can't you pick one person among the 9 of you?"

There were embarrassed expressions on everyone's faces.

When it comes to talent, in terms of talent, you really can't do it if you don't know it.

For a moment, Wang Bing said in a deep voice: "In this case, let's vote together. The minority obeys the majority."

Chen Lu immediately objected: "This is unfair."

Just kidding, these guys don't have an ordinary tacit understanding. If they really want to vote, I guess he, the class deputy, will definitely come to power.

There is nothing wrong with the performance. The key is that there is no talent to show for it.

"rock-paper-scissors?"

Flea immediately suggested, "That's fair."

Xu Jiang scolded: "There are so many of you, when will the rock-paper-scissors game be played? As I said, it will be simple and decided by drawing lots."

"If you continue to have a stalemate like this, by the time the show is over, you won't be able to choose anyone."

Xu Jiang cursed.

Chen Lu nodded.

Drawing lots is indeed a good method, it is fast and convenient, and the key is fairness.

"Go and bring back some grass."

Xu Jiang said immediately.

"Squad leader, I'm going."

Tieniu volunteered.

After saying that, he turned around and went to pull the weeds.

"1, 2..."

Two minutes later, Tieniu returned and handed Xu Jiang a handful of foxtail grass, "Squad leader, there are 2 in total here."

Xu Jiang nodded, took the foxtail grass, and pinched off the head and tail, leaving only a thin section in the middle.

Then he turned around, avoiding everyone's eyes, and when he was ready, he turned around.

He made a fist with his left hand and exposed one end of the foxtail grass. He looked at Chen Lu and the others and said with a smile, "Who comes first? It's agreed that whoever draws the shortest grass will go."

Suddenly, everyone looked at the grass in the squad leader's hand, their hearts trembled, and their expressions became a little serious.

Chen Lu looked at the foxtail grass in the squad leader's hand for a few times, but he didn't have the confidence in his heart. He was silent for a moment and said with a smile: "As the deputy squad leader, I will give you the opportunity, so I won't smoke it. The last stick is mine."

Flea immediately jumped out and said: "Brother Lu, the squad deputy is the second in command, you go first."

Wang Bing nodded: "Yes, the squad deputy will come first."

Everyone else also looked at Chen Lu. It was obvious that no one wanted to be the first to draw lots.

Chen Lu smiled bitterly.

No one wants to be the first person, as if they are the first to make a move and lose.

Fortunately, I objected to the recommendation method just now. Otherwise, I would definitely be the one to take the stage. Now the chance is only one in nine.

Xu Jiang said angrily: "Come on, it's the same whether you draw lots from the front or the back, what about the ink marks."

Chen Lu naturally knew this truth, so it didn't matter. He stepped forward and carefully looked at the foxtail grass in the squad leader's hand. He couldn't see anything strange at all, so he chose one at random.

Setaria was slowly withdrawn from the squad leader's fist.

"1 cm, 2 cm..."

Seeing that it was almost 4 centimeters long and one end of the foxtail was buried in the squad leader's fist, Chen Lu showed a smile on his face and secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

But unlike Chen Lu's relaxed expression, everyone else's expressions became solemn.

"So long?"

Flea's mouth moved slightly, and his originally nervous expression became a little more tense.

Tieniu frowned and said, "If I had known that I would be the first one to be smoked last time, I would die earlier and be reincarnated earlier, so I wouldn't have to be so nervous all the time."

If the person in front of you didn't win, then your chances of winning are getting bigger and bigger.

It's strange that the expressions of Wang Bing and others look good.

Finally, when Chen Lu pulled out the entire foxtail from the squad leader's hand, it was about 5 centimeters long.

"Monitor, there's no need for me to go on stage."

Chen Lu held up the grass in his hand and said with a smile, "Who comes next, Flea, let me tell you, being behind is not necessarily a good thing. It depends on luck."

The flea showed a struggling expression. The next moment, he took a deep breath and said loudly: "Okay, I'll do it."

After finishing speaking, he walked towards the squad leader.

Xu Jiang shook his head and said: "No need to smoke, Chen Lu comes on stage."

Chen Lu looked at Xu Jiang in disbelief and reminded: "Squad leader, the one with the shortest time will get on, not the one who draws lots first."

"I know."

Xu Jiang nodded, "I told you not to smoke, because yours is the shortest."

Impossible. Is the monitor trying to trick me?

My signature is at least 5 centimeters, the shortest one?

Chen Lu stared closely at the remaining setaria in Xu Jiang's hand, as if he was worried that the other party would destroy the evidence.

"You won't give up until I give you a look."

Xu Jiang said, then he unclenched his fist and handed the grass in his hand to Chen Lu, "What? Have you seen it clearly? Is yours the shortest?"

Chen Lu spread out the grass in Xu Jiang's hand. There were 8 pieces of grass in total, all of the same length, at least seven or eight centimeters. He was dumbfounded.

I really got the shortest one. With such luck, should I buy a lottery ticket?

Chen Lu suddenly couldn't laugh or cry.

It's not that he has stage fright or is afraid of going on stage, but he really doesn't know what kind of talent to perform.

"Brother Lu, those who can do more work."

"You are the class deputy, so you should take the lead and lead by example."

"Brother Lu, thank you for your hard work."

In a sudden turn of events, everyone who had looked solemn just now burst into laughter.

At that moment, they thought the squad leader was trying to trick the squad deputy, but they didn't know that Chen Lu was the first to draw lots, and he really drew the shortest lot.

Immediately, Flea and the others were secretly glad that they did not volunteer and were the first to play.

Xu Jiang looked at the bitter-faced Chen Lu and said with a smile: "Just one show can still stump a talented student like you. Think about it, think about it."

"You are the top scorer in the college entrance examination, so don't lose to others."

Chen Lu smiled bitterly.

This talent show has nothing to do with the top scorer in the college entrance examination.

Isn't my luck just too bad?

If you can’t sing or dance, what should you perform?

Chen Lu looked around, his mind working rapidly. He accepted his bet and accepted defeat. Now he could only find a way to complete the task.

Suddenly, his eyes fell on the squad leader's hand.

Wait, there it is!

Chen Lu's heart moved, so he looked at everyone and said with a smile: "The talent show is just a joke, I'll perform a different one."

"Have you thought of a way?"

Wang Bing looked at Chen Lu in surprise. Just now, this guy was still frowning because of the performance. Unexpectedly, he suddenly seemed to be a different person.

Flea asked curiously: "Brother Lu, what kind of talent are you trying to perform?"

Chen Lu said mysteriously: "The secret must not be leaked."

After saying that, he ignored these guys and turned around to prepare.

"This……"

Flea and the others were a little confused looking at Chen Lu's confident figure.

Seven o'clock in the evening.

The clearing in the forest was brightly lit, and the talent show officially began.

According to the order of the draw, the first one to perform is Class [-] Company [-].

Under the command of the host, ten recruits from that class filed on stage, then lined up and performed a chorus for everyone.

Class three.

Wang Bing looked at the chorus on the stage, his eyes wide open, and couldn't help but ask Xu Jiang beside him: "Squad leader, isn't it possible that you can't sing in chorus? They..."

Suddenly, everyone in Class Three focused their attention on Xu Jiang.

Xu Jiang glared at Wang Bing and said coldly: "What? Do you have any objections?"

Wang Bing smiled and said: "No, I just find it strange. These are all stipulated, why are there still people who don't listen?"

Xu Jiang said calmly: "This is the rule I set for you."

A row of black lines stood up on Wang Bing's forehead, and ten thousand grass-mud horses flew past.

As for having an opinion?

Just kidding, isn’t this a problem for yourself?Besides, even if someone has an opinion, it should be the class deputy. I don’t have to be there, so what is the opinion?

Everyone in Class Three was in confusion. It turned out that the class leader was temporarily adding extra drama to them!

At this moment, everyone didn't know what they were thinking and looked at Chen Lu aside, only to find that the other person had a calm face.

what's the situation?

Everyone was a little confused. Just now, the class vice president clearly expressed a strong desire not to go on stage. Why now, knowing that he was tricked by the class leader, he showed no expression at all.

They didn't know that Chen Lu didn't want to go on stage because he didn't know what talent to perform, rather than because he had stage fright like them and was afraid to perform.

"The next program is a solo performance from Class [-] and [-]."

The talent show continues.

"The cold wind is blowing the fallen leaves, the army is like a green flower, dear comrades, don't miss home, don't miss your mother..."

Soon, a somewhat sad song sounded at the scene, and the army was green.

The scene quickly became quiet, and many recruits' eyes were red.

Chen Lu also saw many recruits trembling slightly and secretly turning their faces to wipe away their tears.

It's normal when you think about it. We are all a group of 2 or [-]-year-old boys. It has been more than [-] months since we left home for the first time. It would be a lie to say that we miss home.

What's more, under the devil's training, the green flowers in the army instantly hit the weak spots of the recruits.

Seeing more and more people crying, and even hearing choking sounds, Yang Song couldn't help it and immediately shouted to stop.

"what's the situation?"

The singer who was called to stop was a little confused and had no idea what was going on.

I sang very well and resonated with everyone. Why did I stop?

In the end, no one explained to him, and he was immediately kicked down by his squad leader.

At this time, Yang Song began to lecture: "The talent show should be cheerful. Whether it is a solo or a chorus, it should not be sad. Do you understand?"

At this moment, the singer who was knocked down reacted, his face turned red, and he was so embarrassed.

He is making trouble.